Things you would have overheard today and yesterday if you were a fly on my classroom wall... yeah one of these days I'm going to get my ass kicked for my responses.

New From Today
-Me: Can anyone tell me what the word for fast is in french?.
- cody- Check the dictionary!
-Me: Pardon me?
-Cody- Well you always tell us to look up a word if we don't know it!
-Me: Congrats Mr. Holt, you have just been nominated to be our official dictionary looker upper for the entire class!  First word for you to translate: rude.

You know, if I spoke french i'd so have a crush on that chick!! (overheard from one of the boys who was checking out the sleeve of the French CD that was playing in class)

-Ms A, you're like, wow, you know!
Me: Um, okay thanks I guess.
-No it's a good thing... i swear!

-Why are you giving us the 'I'm dissapointed in you look?'.

Me: Since when are fist fights allowed in class?
-This is class... my bad i thought this was the wrestling ring!
-Me: You are testing my patience and it is failling.  It is in your best interest to get out of this class and not to come back until you realize that this is class and not your WWF fantasy.

-Ms A, your shirt is way too cool for a french teacher!

From Yesterday
-I don't have to listen to you cause you're not old enough to be a teacher anyway!
Me-Really, well I'm not too young to send you to the office!

-Are you in a good mood.
Me- Yes, why?
- We have bets going to see who can put you in a bad mood and i was just making sure noone from the other class won.

-Sorry Ms A, but I can't be in this group anymore.. Abby and me broke up and i'm not talking to her anymore.
Me- laughing-Sorry buddy, next time choose a partner you're not dating.

Me- what is the rule about trowing bean bags around the class?
them- If you stand up out of your chair, it's your fault if you get pegged off in the head!

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