Little Johnny came home from school one day slightly
confused, His
mother was Jewish and his father was black.
So Johnny asks, "Mommy, am I more Jewish or more
black?"
"What does it really matter? If you want to know for
sure you'll just
have to ask your father," his mother tells him.
So, when his father arrived home from work, Little
Johnny asks the same
question, "Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?"
"What the hell kind of a question is that? Why do you
want to know if
you're more Jewish or more black?" asks his dad.
"Well, it's like this dad... Tommy down the street
wants to sell his
bicycle for $50, and I don't know whether to Jew him
down to $25,
or wait until it's dark and steal the damn thing.
