I ain't never had a problem with California,
There's a lot of good women, Sacramento to Corona.
But them Hollywood types, after a while wear on ya.
Strutin' around in their size zeros,
Skinny little girls no meat on thier bones,
Never even heard of George Jones.

Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls,

Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left, who know how to rock your world.
Ain't afraid to eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Merle.
Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls.

There ain't nothing wrong with plastic surgery,
Well, Dolly Parton never looked so good to me.
Everybody oughta be exactly who they want to be.
But that Paris Hilton gets under my skin.
With her big fake smile and her painted on skin,
Never had a chance at a real man.

 

Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls,
Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left, who know how to rock your world.
Ain't afraid to eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Merle.
Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls.