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Hey so the WHITE TRASH mobile stopped by and dropped off all the new Terrain Park Boyz gear. Some hot stuff. Men's and Women's. HEre's the deal. MENS T-$15 WOMANS T-$15 BANDANARAMAS-$5 email to order. VERY LIMITED once sold we are retiring the graphic. ONLY NEW shi*t. check for pics.

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SO... dawg! whats up with my Gangster? YO! haha.. uhh idk what to say except u r very stinky lol just kidding... but don't worry about Tina... ill huff and ill puff and ill blow her house down(which is a box) so it should be that hard haha.... anyways... i like big butts and i can not lie haha...* brakes into her uber cool dance moves* lol

Trina was here   <-- you and me

 
         
I tell you that I love you, and you say it back. But I've seen that you don't just love me and that you've said you only truely love some one else. Just today you said I love you and I said it back. Also just today I cried 'cause I saw what you said to some one else.  You know who you are or at least I hope. I want you to tell me where your heart is 'cause if it's not with me then we have to end it now. I can't have my heart broke once more 'cause it just not worth it. I'm sorry and I really truely do you love you.

</3 Lena </3

Ich Liebe Dich! I Doune Ye! Te Amo! Miluji Te! Ik Hou Van Je! Ya Tyebya Lyublyu! Te Iubesc!!!

When I say I love you I mean it. I may not like to tell everyone everything 'cause thats how I am. But I love you are the three words I will never take back! So here I am saying this to you. I'm glad to be your friend and I just love you

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST LOVE hockey
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be over-dramatic.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I DON'T LIVE WITH MY CHILD, so I MUST be a dead beat parent.
I'm ATHLETIC, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST drink and do drugs.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virign.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so my family MUST own a pizzeria AND BE IN THE MOB.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm REALLY INTO MY MUSIC, so I MUST be scene.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f*cking them all.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
Im bisexual,so it must mean im looking at you.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST not care about people's feelings.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I'm GREEK, so I MUST be hairy and smell like armpits and fish
I'm BRAZILLIAN, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST rob, do graffiti and stab people.
I WEAR GIRL PANTS, so I MUST be gay and have no friends.
I'm DOMINICAN , so I MUST be a bitch
I HAVE BLONDE HAIR AND BLUE EYES, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I'm a BLACK FEMALE, so I MUST be LOUD, GHETTO and a GOLD DIGGER
Im a JUGGALETTE so I MUST be a SLUT
I'm popular, so my life MUST be PERFECT!!




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snowboarding and drinkin make for a good mood. drinkin generally makes for great photos. the new pics are from a night before shreddin that started with a serious game of quarters which i of course lost cause i suck. and ended with some late night grillin, screamin, readin notes from high school and some really good hot dogs o ya and the highest beer can pyramid my apt has prob ever seen. we also got a visit from white trash wendy. check out the new pics tell me what ya think....the next day shreddin was a disaster to begin w. but thats another story. gimme a shout :)

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NEVER cheat on girls like me. Great song.

Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp,
and she's probably getting frisky...
right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...

Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo...

And he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seat...
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Right now, she's probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania karaoke..
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky,
Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom cologne...
And he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seat,
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

I mighta saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats...

Oh, you know it won't be on me!

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Eleven o' six. Another sip of beer, already eight beers in. Bud Light is the way to go. Starting to get drunk. Another one of Matt's tour stories including all the alcohol and sex, everything that includes being a 'Rock Star' as he calls it. Cigarette smoke completely fills the air making my eyes burn. Girls laugh and gossip in the corner. Eleven fifteen. Time flies when you've had more than your fair share of the bottle. Playstation blares from the next room as Matt starts his third story of the night. Ive heard this one so many times I could probably tell it better myself. Eleven twenty. My eyes start to fade as the story continues. Eleven twenty five. Matt pukes fro the first time of the night, won't be the last. I'm pushed aside as everyone runs to watch. Dan video tapes the entire puke fest only to puke on himself in the process. I ask myself why? Eleven Fifty. Pre-gaming it, is now over, time for the bar. A crew of about twenty kids walk through town to the local white-trash watering hole. We all pull up stools next to Jim-Bob and Clayton for a night of Jack Daniels and Pabst Blue Ribbon. Twelve O'clock. Quarters line the pool table a beer covers the floor. Grasping the butt end of a pool stick, Matt sings “Welcome to Paradise” better than Axel Rose himself, hitting every note. Our crowd took over the bar starting our own party. Twelve thirty. Matt and I on a doubles team ran the table for most of the night. Shots keep coming as Matt starts to sway. As he runs to the bathroom for the second puke of the night. The usually fight between the townies breaks out. We all run outside to watch but it never gets far. Two O'clock. We decide its time to head back to the apartment for the after party. A few head for Mobile for beer and munchies. Two Twenty Five. More people came to the apartment than we left with. Some thirty of so kids packed in like sardine's. We play cards and talk about the upcoming snowboard season for a couple hours before I'm too tired to stand. Time for bed. Three forty five. I hit the bed like a ton of bricks. TV still blares from the next room. I only hear it for about a minute before I'm out cold.

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KILL THE AMERICAN IDOLS

what the hell is up with this f*cking show!!!!??? i don''t usually watch crap like this, but t.v. has sucked as of late and i have been suckered into watching the miserable lives of others. first the people that really do suck are so damn bad that they should know that they suck but they don''t for some ungodly reason. that part is the funny sh*t. but these other people that get to move on to the end, they suck the most. because all they are doing is begging for a chance to be controlled by the f*cking industry!!! i mean if you were famous would you wanted to have had to work really hard for a long time or just have it handed to you in a series of gay ass t.v. shows that ridicul others and promote puppeteering!? do you think that these people are going to have any control over their careers? no.! they won''t.!!....they will have all of their songs written for them and they will be told what notes to sing and they will give half of their money to some f*cking idiot for no reason. it''s people like this that have mental breakdowns and turn into crack junkies at the ripe old age of 18. it''s all their fault for delivering poor standards to the children of america. they become the "sh*t that sells" for the next generation. get used to these faces, they will be in our everyday lives for the next several years. britany spears is all but faded from our view for a while only to be filled in with some other pathetic monkey to do the evil bidding of the entertainment industry. and yet i am not helping make it any better. i watch this sh*t and i do it everyday. i''m just trying to keep myself educated. oooooo another thing that sucks is this love, relationship t.v. shows where some guys parents pick a girlfriend for him. this is the bottom of the barrel sh*t here.!!!!! like this guy can''t choose for himself? what the f*ck?! and it''s not like they give him much of a choice. every chick on that show is a whore and a skank, backstabbing bitch.!!! who the hell would pick any of those chicks to go out with?!! and to make things worse, the parents keep eliminating the girls who look halfway decent(but still have no values mind you) and they leave him with the white trash trailer thing to go on dates with.!!! that sucks!!! that guy needs to get a life and stop humiliating himself on t.v.

another show that really sums it up for american lifesyle is this millionare show sh*t! here is a concept that goes above and beyond what america sees as good morals. this guy is most likey a nice guy in real life but he tries to use that deception along with the hook of being a millionare(something he is not) to hook up with chicks on national t.v. here is the catch. we, the audience know he''s full of sh*t, the people that produce the show know he''s full of sh*t, but these girls don''t. and that''s really gonna suck because they are all trying really hard not to look like they are just hooking up for the money. some are doing a good job at lying to him that they are actually falling in love with this guy who only after a matter of time will spill the goods and let them in on his little secret and expect them to still be in love. but they won''t because they will feel cheated and lied to and they will f*cking drop that guy and bail. the only thing that comes out of this is the guy is going to f*ck himself over in the end and still be a broke dude with no girlfriend. he can''t see this coming? no one wins this game. and america is telling us it''s o.k. to cheat and lie and steal. so on this note go out and be as rotten as you can to everyone because we all expect it to happen to us and we all are shallow people with nothing more than sh*tty intentions for eachother. right? all we want is what we want and we want it now!!!!!! yeah for our generation. f*ckin wooohooo!!! look i''m no goddamn saint but did you see the sign on this site that said "f*ck Everyone Over" ?????....no......you know why???.......cause "f*cking Everyone Over" aint my f*ckin job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we all need to know that no one is perfect but we should tell eachother what our true likes and dislikes are and the mistakes we have made up front, especially before we get involved as friends or lovers. this wolrd sucks and my kid has to go up in a world where everyone is out to get him before he even has a chance. it would be nice to know that someday my kid has a chance with some girl that was brought up decent, and without him having to go shopping at a catholic school to find one. -jj-BR
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KILL THE AMERICAN IDOLS

what the hell is up with this f*cking show!!!!??? i don''t usually watch crap like this, but t.v. has sucked as of late and i have been suckered into watching the miserable lives of others. first the people that really do suck are so damn bad that they should know that they suck but they don''t for some ungodly reason. that part is the funny sh*t. but these other people that get to move on to the end, they suck the most. because all they are doing is begging for a chance to be controlled by the f*cking industry!!! i mean if you were famous would you wanted to have had to work really hard for a long time or just have it handed to you in a series of gay ass t.v. shows that ridicul others and promote puppeteering!? do you think that these people are going to have any control over their careers? no.! they won''t.!!....they will have all of their songs written for them and they will be told what notes to sing and they will give half of their money to some f*cking idiot for no reason. it''s people like this that have mental breakdowns and turn into crack junkies at the ripe old age of 18. it''s all their fault for delivering poor standards to the children of america. they become the "sh*t that sells" for the next generation. get used to these faces, they will be in our everyday lives for the next several years. britany spears is all but faded from our view for a while only to be filled in with some other pathetic monkey to do the evil bidding of the entertainment industry. and yet i am not helping make it any better. i watch this sh*t and i do it everyday. i''m just trying to keep myself educated. oooooo another thing that sucks is this love, relationship t.v. shows where some guys parents pick a girlfriend for him. this is the bottom of the barrel sh*t here.!!!!! like this guy can''t choose for himself? what the f*ck?! and it''s not like they give him much of a choice. every chick on that show is a whore and a skank, backstabbing bitch.!!! who the hell would pick any of those chicks to go out with?!! and to make things worse, the parents keep eliminating the girls who look halfway decent(but still have no values mind you) and they leave him with the white trash trailer thing to go on dates with.!!! that sucks!!! that guy needs to get a life and stop humiliating himself on t.v.

another show that really sums it up for american lifesyle is this millionare show sh*t! here is a concept that goes above and beyond what america sees as good morals. this guy is most likey a nice guy in real life but he tries to use that deception along with the hook of being a millionare(something he is not) to hook up with chicks on national t.v. here is the catch. we, the audience know he''s full of sh*t, the people that produce the show know he''s full of sh*t, but these girls don''t. and that''s really gonna suck because they are all trying really hard not to look like they are just hooking up for the money. some are doing a good job at lying to him that they are actually falling in love with this guy who only after a matter of time will spill the goods and let them in on his little secret and expect them to still be in love. but they won''t because they will feel cheated and lied to and they will f*cking drop that guy and bail. the only thing that comes out of this is the guy is going to f*ck himself over in the end and still be a broke dude with no girlfriend. he can''t see this coming? no one wins this game. and america is telling us it''s o.k. to cheat and lie and steal. so on this note go out and be as rotten as you can to everyone because we all expect it to happen to us and we all are shallow people with nothing more than sh*tty intentions for eachother. right? all we want is what we want and we want it now!!!!!! yeah for our generation. f*ckin wooohooo!!! look i''m no goddamn saint but did you see the sign on this site that said "f*ck Everyone Over" ?????....no......you know why???.......cause "f*cking Everyone Over" aint my f*ckin job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we all need to know that no one is perfect but we should tell eachother what our true likes and dislikes are and the mistakes we have made up front, especially before we get involved as friends or lovers. this world sucks and my kid has to go up in a world where everyone is out to get him before he even has a chance. it would be nice to know that someday my kid has a chance with some girl that was brought up decent, and without him having to go shopping at a catholic school to find one. -josh-


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some things everyone needs to know……by mike walters
1. rap SUCKS....theres nothing you can do about that one
2. u is not an acceptable substitute for you….its 2 more letters….come on
3. dawg, yo, fo’shizzle, and any other words even sounding the slightest bit ghetto…gets you a punch in the face!
4. if you try to “pimp out” your civic…no matter how cool you think it may look…you still like butt sex….
5. rap sucks
6. brian’s hair is cooler than yours
7. Christian rap is worse than rap and yes it sucks
8. tattoos are not white trash unless you have your own name or barbed wire tattooed on you, or something on your leg
9. good friends are hard to come by….and even harder to get rid of
10. your mom likes me more than your dad
11. rap sucks
12. yellowcard is not for ghetto people…so stop listening to it
13. Maranatha (my school) SUCKS and it’s a good thing its shutting down
14. hot girls that don’t know how to have any fun are a total waste of everyones time
15. girls that say they love you…are lying…so get out why you still have some dignity and some balls….
16. rap sucks
17. even tho good charlotte sucks…..it is true…girls don’t like boys…girls like cars and money.
18. throwing the word poser around is overrated….so stop
19. punk is not dead…you just wanted to conform when everyone said it was….but isn’t conformity what you were against in the first place?
20. people who say punk is dead need a punch in the face
21. emo AND techno are good
22. rap STILL sucks
23. a girl that plays guitar is hotter than one who cant
24. a girl that can do things with her tongue and your ear is a keeper....so keep them
25. even though I played basketball for a good number of years im still convinced it was invented by fags….”posting up” and “boxing out” big sweaty guys…yeh homos….
26. an exhaust tip does NOT make your car look cooler or go faster
27. rap takes no talent and yes it sucks
28. if you think the ghetto or the hood or “gangstas” are cool….try living in it for 17 years…retards
29. no it is not cool to be ghetto…and a baby blue jumpsuit makes you look effin retarded
30. “bumpin and grindin” is retarded….what ever happened to swing dancing?
31. soccer is harder than American football
32. not all Chinese people know karate….
33. pink has become too popular
34. fire, burning stuff, and fireworks or other explosives ARE cool
35. if you lose a street race, pull out your money, not a gun!
36. rap is what is wrong with the world today!


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WAL-MART WINE?

BENTONVILLE, ARK (AP) - Some Walmart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item-Walmart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, Calif., to produce the spirits at an affordable price; in the $6-8 range.While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Walmart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for inexpensive wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, R.I. She said: "The right name is important." So, with that in mind, here are the top 12 suggested names for Walmart
Wine:

12. Chateau Traileur Doublewide
11. White Trashfindel
10. Big Red Gulp
9. Grape Expectations
8. Domaine Walmart "Merde du Pays"
7. NASCARbernet
6. Chef Boyardeaux
5. Peanut Noir
4. Chateau des Moines
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2. World Championship Wriesling

And the number 1 name for Walmart Wine...
1. Nasti Spumante

Gallo has certainly made its mark by destroying the natural environment for the construction of industrial vineyards and wine factories in Sonoma County. After witnessing the conversion of redwood forests and oak woodlands to industrial vineyards, massive erosion from removal of entire mountains and siltation of pristine salmon spawning steams from Gallo's gigantic earthmoving equipment concerned neighbors have suggested the following names:

-Butcher the Redwoodsfindel
-Fishkill red
-Dead Mountain Burgundy
-Pinot Sewerwater Noir
-Wrath of grape Merlot
-Grape Rape Zin
-Barren Hills Rose
-Exterminate Wildlife Chard



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WAL-MART WINE?

BENTONVILLE, ARK (AP) - Some Walmart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item-Walmart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, Calif., to produce the spirits at an affordable price; in the $6-8 range.While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Walmart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for inexpensive wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, R.I. She said: "The right name is important." So, with that in mind, here are the top 12 suggested names for Walmart
Wine:

12. Chateau Traileur Doublewide
11. White Trashfindel
10. Big Red Gulp
9. Grape Expectations
8. Domaine Walmart "Merde du Pays"
7. NASCARbernet
6. Chef Boyardeaux
5. Peanut Noir
4. Chateau des Moines
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2. World Championship Wriesling

And the number 1 name for Walmart Wine...
1. Nasti Spumante

Gallo has certainly made its mark by destroying the natural environment for the construction of industrial vineyards and wine factories in Sonoma County. After witnessing the conversion of redwood forests and oak woodlands to industrial vineyards, massive erosion from removal of entire mountains and siltation of pristine salmon spawning steams from Gallo's gigantic earthmoving equipment concerned neighbors have suggested the following names:

-Butcher the Redwoodsfindel
-Fishkill red
-Dead Mountain Burgundy
-Pinot Sewerwater Noir
-Wrath of grape Merlot
-Grape Rape Zin
-Barren Hills Rose
-Exterminate Wildlife Chard



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72 hour film festival with ian baker:
curling irons, lipstick, vacums, rolling pins, white trash, 40 ouncer, learning to smoke, babies, lots of fun.


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this weekend is my last hurrah. next week begins the next nine months of hardwork and completing my master's degree at ucla. thank goodness i have friends who have done master's degrees already and can help me through this process. the idea of doing a thesis is scaring the crap out of me.

on this weekend's agenda; organzing paperwork, doing a thorough cleaning of the house, patching and repairing "project" holes around the house, picking up new orange dishes, finally finishing up framing my last black and white picture in the living room, going to a "white trash" party (i picked up some daisy dukes last night...so HOT!), heading to hear brett johnson and thomas sahs play dish, and the dynagroove list meet 'n greet pool party.

whew. go go GO zoki!!

ps. i am nervous. i am trying not to be, but i am. i can tell. my stomach is really jumpy and my eye is twitching. damn.

pps. everyone wish jamie a happy birthday.



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school has started. and there is a resurgance of compliments on the hair. whoot whoot!

and i realized last night that i was really tired. like just so exhausted and i couldnt figure out why. since i am not staying up late for homework and stuff. but then i figured it out. school is a lot of work, with all the schedule changes, thinking about planning out work for the quarter, going to a new job, picking up books, commuting, parking, walking....all of it is very exhausting compared to going to work ten minutes from my home and working at a desk from 8-5 everyday...

i think i need to go to bed already and it is 9:15 PM. oh and i didnt realize they started classes last week, so i already missed a class....opppps.

the white trash party, club event and meet n greet were fun fun fun! there are picts up on dynagroove.com of the meet n greet.



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there are two new picts up from the white trash party....

warning: i look haute. be ready.



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