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My Blog: OMG
By: smashingeskimo


I can't believe I snowboard! I know, it's so much fun and a great lifestyle for adrenaline junksters. A little about me time, I grew up with my cousin as friends and we did everything together at that time. Basketball, fishing, sling shot, hunting, school, girls, biking, snowboarding, a listless of many things.  One day we watched x-games and had a pretty good time seeing people doing extreme jumps and tricks.Then, locally, There was a local store that was selling little snowboards for kids and beginners. We stole one of the kid's snowboard and almost every kid had one and if it didn't had any names on it, it would be stolen. Well anyway, our first snowboarding was sliding down a small snow pyrimid. We eventually made a small ramp for small jumps. We started doing easy tricks like 180 and grabs. Then we stared going for the bigger stages where theres more sliding and jumping. So and so, few years passed, I finally got my own board after he had gotten his own. The feeling of an endlessness and possibility cramped into he atmosphere was nearly impossible to be taken over by other fun activities. Few years later, we are now grown-ups, with experiences of personal problems that made us cut down from snowboarding. Yet, still snowboarding is still an awesome blood running activity. I am left alone with snowboarding while my friend fell in love and starting a new family and therefore, he is now under his own pressure support for his life. Taken away naturally, yet still supportive to him with my heart. Now I take on a passage journey to this road where I roam in any mountains and cliffs. Where my life, is set until God knows whats next. I am proud to be a snowboard.com member.


Published On: 2/6/2008
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1. Do you sleep in your bra?
*no
2. Have you kissed any one on your top list?
*no

3. Are you happy with your looks?
*?

4. Do you enjoy drama?
*Sometimes

5. Are you a girly girl?
*kinda

6. Who was the last person you hugged?
*tom

7.Small or large purses?
both

8. Are you short?
*a little
 
9. Do you like someone?
*i think

10. What would you do if someone smacked your butt?
*smak theirs bak

11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
*thats gross

12. Do you think you’re conceited?
*No

13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
*sumtimes

14. Are you double jointed?
*no

15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
*??

16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
no

17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
*that im a whore?

18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
*no

20. How many guys will read this just because of the subject?
*probly none

[x] I do wear make up
[x] I have cried at a movie theater.
[ ]I can put mascara on without opening my mouth.
[x] I get jealous.
[ x] I think Johnny Depp is sexy. [IN PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN]
[x] I love to laugh.
[ ] I like death/grind/black metal.
[ ] I like rap.
[ ] I like techno.
[ ]I like country.
[x] I’d be lost without my computer
[ x] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[x ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[ ]I own a boy band CD.
[ x] I get bored watching football.
[ ]I’ve never been called a spoiled brat.
[x] Guys are confusing
[x] I’ve been called a bad influence.
[x] My friends are the best.
[x] I have a piercing other then my ears.

Come on ladies, be truthful!

1. What color is your bra that your wearing?
*pink

2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
*Both

3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?
*Yah

5. Do you have a best friend?
*yes

6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
*yes

7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
*nah

8. Do you like your life?
*NO

10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you ?
*yah

11.Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
*yah

12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
*Guys

13. How long have you had myspace?
*dont have it

14. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
*yes

15. What are your biggest fears?
*??

16. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
*yah

17. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
*yah

18. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater?
*yes
19. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
*yah

20. Do you ever wish you were famous?
*yess

21. Are you currently missing someone?
*yyes

THIS GUY OR THAT GUY?
cowboy or gangster? *cowboy
preppy or punk/goth? *both
face or body? *Both
sweet or sexy? *Both
city-slicker or rural guy? *i??
contact or glasses? *dont matter

questions.

Eyeliner or Mascara? *both

Pumps or flats? *flats

Skirts or pants? *skirts

Socks or leggings? *both

Heels or sneakers? *sneakers

Straight or curly hair? *Straight

Hoop or dangling earrings? *hoop

White or black? *white

Diet or regular sodas? *diet

Pearls or diamonds? *diamonds

Ipod or cell phone? *Both.

Friends or family? *i have no family

Lip gloss or lip stick? *glosss

Manicure or pedicures? *both

Tank tops or beaters? *tanktops

love or peace? *peace and love

Sunglasses or purses? *sunglasses

IN A GUY...
Funny or Serious? *Funny.
Cute or Hot? *Both
Dark Eyes or Light Eyes?*duznt matter
Long Hair or Short Hair? *duznt matter
Curly Hair or Straight Hair? *either
Clean-cut or Rough? *Either
Good Dancer or Good Singer?*Dancer
Basketball Player or Football Player? *football
Jock or Rebel? *??
Smoker or Non-smoker? *non
Drunk or Sober? *??
Druggie or Clean? *Clean...
Has a Motorcycle or Has a Sports Car? *Dont matter
Beard/Mustache or Clean-shaven? *clean shaven
Younger or Older? *Older =]
Player or Loyal? *Loyal
Bad or Nice? *Both 


Published On: 1/18/2008
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Last night I was at Jiminy Peak. I went in JJ's lodge for about 20 minutes. Came out and my board was gone. I'm so pissed. Why would you steal my board when there's 100 nicer newer ones around?!
 
Anyways its a Black K2 Mini Zeppelin. It's 142cm. Has a red devil and K2 Symbol on the bottom. There's a small devil inbetween the bindings on top. There's a Duct Tape Paw Print on the tail. Has Navy Blue Ride LS Bindings with a leash attached. Serial Number 1083716.
 
I've had this board for 4 years now and its over 4 years old. I really want it back and I'm offering a possible reward for the finding/return of it.
 
On top of that my laptop crashed and now I have to use my parents computer which sucks. I cant sleep so I woke up early and here I am. I have work today and its freezing raining. Yuck.
 
It's just not my weekend T_T
 


Published On: 12/16/2007
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....FOR FREEDOM!!!

 

 “In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act. –George Orwell

 

The year is 1913, Woodrow Wilson is president, and powerful banking interests, who have been trying for year, finally achieved their long term goal, of silently taking control of the American government.

     The first thing the did to accomplish their take over was convince secretary of state, Flan Denox, to lie to the American people, and tell them that the 16th amendment [Income Tax Amendment] had been legally ratified by the states when it was not. The bankers knew that this tax would ultimately end up in their pockets.

     Because of this fraud the American people were led to believe there was a tax on their labor. Congress and the President ARE completely aware of this fraud and it was cited in a recent court case:

 

“If you… examined [the 16th amendment] carefully, you would find that a sufficient number of states ratified that amendment.” -U.S. District Court Judge, James C. Fox, 2003

 

That very same year [1913] the bankers committed their second, and by far most diabolical fraud ever perpetrated on the American people, by bribing senators to pass the Federal Reserve Act, without the required Constitutional amendment. They did this during Christmas vacation, when many senators where home celebrating Christmas with their families.

     And that is how the unconstitutional Federal Reserve Act came into being. They were very clever, and understood that who ever issued the money for America controlled the government.

 

“Give me control of a nations money supply, and I care not who makes its laws.” -Mayer Rothschild, Private Banker

 

President Wilson, who signed the Federal Reserve Act later said in regret:

“I’m a most unhappy man; I have unwittingly ruined my country a great industrial nation is now controlled by a system of credit. We are no longer a government by free opinion, no longer a government by conviction and the vote of the majority, but a government by the opinions and duress of a small group of dominant men.” -Woodrow Wilson, 1919

 

How did America transform from being a truly free country with a servant government where our individual rights are protected by our Constitution, to being a country that talked about being free but really wasn’t?

     The change started when the Federal Reserve came into existence, and America adopted one of the major planks of the Communist Manifesto by creating for America this central bank.

     The very same people that back the Federal Reserve System also back the graduated income tax, a second plank from the Communist Manifesto.

     And now our Congress so dominated by the banks, is helping them entrap people even further by passing new Bankruptcy Laws making it more difficult for the people to declare bankruptcy and get a fresh start.

 

“Who controls money controls the world.” -Henry Kissinger, Council of Foreign Relations

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*President Bush has signed executive orders give him sole authority to impose martial law and suspending Habeas Corpus. This gives him dictatorial power over the people without any checks or balances.

 

*The government can jail you for life without charges, without trial, and without a lawyer.

 

*Because of globalization the U.S. must accept other nations’ laws. Under the CAFTA treaty the sale of vitamins and supplements will be illegal.

 

*Executive Order# 10999: Allows the government to take over all modes of transportation.

 

*Executive Order# 11000: Allows the government to mobilize civilians into work brigades under government supervision.

 

* Executive Order# 11921: Provides that the president can declare a state of emergency that is not defined and Congress cannot review the action for six months.

 

*Senate Bill# 1873: Allows the government to vaccinate you with untested vaccines against your will.

 

*The FDA says: Americans do not have a right to know which foods are genetically modified.

 

*Congressman Sensenbrenner’s Bill (HR1528): Requires you to spy on you neighbors including wearing a wire. Refusal would be punishable by a mandatory prison sentence of at least two years.

 

*The government claims the power to seize all financial interments: gold, silver, and everything else if they deem an emergence exists. –treasury department letter, Aug. 12, 2005

 

*There are 190 countries in the world; American has bases in 130 them.

 

The Patriot Act permits:

*Secret FBI and police searches of your home and office.

*Secret government wiretaps on you phone, computer and/or internet activity.

*Secret investigations of your bank record, credit cards and other financial records.

*Secret investigations of your library and book activities.

*Secret examinations of your metical, travel and business records.

*The freezing of funds and assets without prior notice or appeal.

*The creation of secret watch lists that ban those named from air and other travel.

 

“The Constitution is just a goddamn piece of paper.” -George W. Bush, Nov. 2005, Capitol Hill Blue

 

During the 1990’s President Clinton monitored millions of private phone calls placed by U.S. citizens. He did this under a secret program code named: Echelon. The wide spread use of wire tapping Americans during the Clinton administration proves that this practice was not started because of 9/11 but is standard procedure.

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The new legislation for the national ID card is in and takes three to for pages to describe. It will be connected to our driver’s licenses and Social security numbers. A physical ID such as finger prints or retinal print will be on it.

This law known as the Real ID Act takes effect in May 2008. Anyone with out a card will not be permitted to board an air plain, Amtrak train, open a bank account, or enter a federal building.

The bill mandates that all drivers’ licenses contain “common readable technology. A radio frequency identification (RFID) chip will be used.

 

 

“It is time to wake up America. Those ID cards are NOT about defeating terrorism, they are all about controlling the American people.” -Aaron Russo

 

The latest technology for identifying people when they make purchases is the implantable chip that can be directly imbedded into human flesh. Its tiny glass capsule is about the size if a grain if rice. It contains an RFID computer chip with a coiled antenna.

Homeland Security, the Department of Defense, and others have expressed great interest in being able to more closely monitor the American people. And one way to do that would be to determine who buys what and where they take these things.

     Radio frequency can travel through walls, wood, the things we normally rely on to protect our privacy. For example your backpack, your pocket, anything you’re wearing or carrying.

     They were talking about having reader devices in every airport, on every bus, every train, on every port and every dock.

     One of the most worrisome applications of RFID is proposals to put in cash. Meaning that you’d be able to track every bank note, where it has been, who it has been issued to, and create an essence an audit trail that would essentially take away the anonymity of cash, that we enjoy today.

     The ATM machine itself, as the money came through the roller device, would be reading each number. And it would know who you are; of course you identify yourself at banks or ATMs. And the ATM would tag the number, and transfer the possession name from, say Bank of America to Joe Jones.

     Once every thing you do is tied down to a single number, and there is no longer the option to pay with cash, then all it takes to render you a non citizen is to simply turn you chip off. Then you won’t be able to participate in ant function in society, including buy food.  

     Through the implementation of the Federal Reserve System, the American citizen has gone from being a private individual who had real money, and gold in possession that was private, to a citizen who has no privacy because all money is now being digitized. They can deduct however amount of money they want out of your digits when ever they want, and they can trace you when ever they want. You’ll be at there mercy. God forbid we allow this to happen in America

    

“This is outrageous! I mean your talking about the government looking over your shoulder at absolutely everything you do, every purchase you make, every place you go, every company you interact with, would be recorded back to potentially the government.” -Katherine Albrecht, author of “Spy Chips”

 

Have we become so controlled and ignorant about our rights, that big institution and big governments can do whatever they want with us even with out our approval?

I know for certain that our founding fathers would resist to the death what is happening in America today. And I for one will not accept a national ID card. And if nobody accepts a national ID card, and nobody can board a plain without one, then let the airlines go bankrupt. And if you can’t open an account in a big national bank, then open one in a small local bank. And if we can’t walk into a federal building, I’d personally consider that a blessing.

Don’t allow these institutions to dictate to us how we conduct our lives. This is America, and we have free choice! We the people have the power not the government. The government gets its power from us, not the other way around.

Think of all the men and women that died in all our wars fighting for freedom, not Federal Reserve bankers. Do you think they sacrificed their lives so America could get chipped like a dog, so we can all have homing devices inside us? NO! This ID card is the last step before they implant us, and that is precisely the reason no one should accept one.

And you know what they’re going to do? They’re going to call in the propaganda machine, the media, and try to sell this RFID chip as if it was in everybody’s best interest.

 

“We shall have a world government whether or not we like it. The only question is whether the world government will be achieved by conquest or consent.” -Paul Warburg, architect of the Federal Reserve System, 1950

 

The central bankers of the world are working together to create a one world government. A global police sinister was the only thing George Orwell ever wrote about. Where every person on the planet Earth will have an RFID chip implant, where the bankers and the governments have access to every transaction you make.

A chip in every in everybody would be the universal monitory system, because there would be no escape from it.

Most people don’t have a clue that these unelected private bankers, actually control the governments of the world. They have actually financed and profited from ever war since World War I, without concern for humanity. The war in Iraq is an attempt by the Federal Reserve and their partner the Bank of England to control the middle east, and make it part of the new world order.

 

“Military men are just dumb stupid animals, to be used as pawn in foreign policies.” -Henry Kissinger

 

     The war on terrorism is the war on your freedom.

 

“The bankers own take it away from them but leave them the power to create money, and with the flick of the pen they will create enough money to buy it back again. However, take away the power to create money, and all great fortunes like mine will disappear and ought to disappear, for this would be a happier and better world to live in.

But if you wish to remain slaves of the bankers and pay the cost of your own slavery, let them continue to create money.” - Sir Josiah Stamp, former director of the Bank of England

 

“We are grateful to the Washington Post, the New York Times, Time Magazine, and other great publications whose directors have attended our meetings and respected their promises of discretion for almost 40 years.

     It would have been impossible for us to develop our plans for the world if we had been subjected to the lights of publicity during those years. But now the world is more sophisticated and prepared to march toward a world government. The supra national sovereignty of an intellectual elite and world bankers is surely preferable to the national auto determination, practiced in past centuries.” 

-David Rockefeller, private banker, council on foreign relations, June 1991

 

“The real rulers in Washington are invisible and exercise power from behind the scenes.” -Felix Frankfuter, U.S. Supreme Court Justice

 

“It is well enough that people of the nation do not understand our banking and monetary system, for if they did, I believe there would be a revolution before tomorrow morning.” -Henry Ford

 

     Now that you do understand what happened in 1913, and how it is leading to world government, the future depends on you. Will you choose freedom or slavery? Stop living in fear of your government. Government is the servant. We are the masters.

So what are you going to do about it? Join together in civil disobedience. Be willing to take part in nationwide strikes, boycotts, and marches on Washington. Force Congress to use their power to shut down the Federal Reserve. Government has authority to issue money, without paying interest to the bankers. This will take away the power to control our government from the bankers. Only vote for candidates who have signed an affidavit to shut down the Federal Reserve System and stop world government.

If you are in the military or law enforcement, remember you swore an oath to defend the American Constitution. You didn’t swear an oath to promote world government. Honor your Oath.

DONOT accept the national ID card, even if it’s your drivers’ license. We must demand that the American peoples gold be audited, and make certain that it has not been stolen. This asset must be returned to the American people.

Abolish computer voting in the state where you live. Stop being a good Democrat, stop being a good Republican, start being good Americans.

And when the media starts telling you that the country will fall apart if this is done, don’t be fooled. This is just the Federal Reserve trying to save itself. Squash it!

 

“I like the old idea, where you could do what you thought you could do and what you wanted to do as long as you didn’t hurt anyone.”

 -Ron Paul

 

If you believe in civil disobedience and wish to organize with millions of Americans in this battle for liberty, please sign up at freedomtofascism.com, and if you choose not to help, report to Central Services immediately and we will have you fitted for an RFID chip… for you own safety, of course.

 

”We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately.”
-Benjamin Franklin, at the signing of the Declaration of
Independence, July 4, 1776

 Uninted we stand, Divided we fall.

www.ronpaul2008.com

 

www.wethepeoplefoundation.org

 Source:

America: from freedom to fascism (DVD)
 
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1656880303867390173

 



Published On: 11/10/2007
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My Blog: ????
By: fuzzybear33




My favorite skater of all time.

 

 




 My favorite skater right now.

Gun That Killed Goldsboro Boy Was Stolen Posted:
 
Jul. 24, 2007
 
 Goldsboro — Police on Tuesday said the handgun involved in the accidental shooting death of an 8-year-old boy last week was reported stolen a year ago. Andre Wilder and his 12-year-old brother found the .45-caliber gun in the woods near their home, police said. Andre was playing with it at the family's home on July 17, and the gun went off as his brother tried to take it away from him for his own protection, police said. Andre died later at Wayne Memorial Hospital from a single gunshot to his face. The U.S. Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives traced the gun to its former owner, who had reported last year that it was stolen from a vehicle parked outside a Wal-Mart in Goldsboro. Police said they haven't matched the gun to any crimes. Shenita Wilder-Dancy, the boys' mother, said people have been using the area around her rural home as a dumping ground. She said she believes Andre found the gun and thought it was a toy. No charges are expected to be filed in the case, police said.
 
This was my friends lil bro.... please pay some respect.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

RIP KURT!!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


Published On: 9/8/2007
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This one is a little late but oh well. I recently had the opportunity to go to San Francisco for two days of developer training at Microsoft for work. Needless to say I jumped at the chance for a free trip to my favorite city. I decided to stay through the weekend and explore the city alone and on foot. I even skipped out on training a couple hours early in order to make it to Golden Gate Park for 4:20 on 4/20. I jumped out of my cab exactly at the right moment and bummed a light for my spleef from some lady trying to sell me a bag 5 feet from where I pulled up. I had some great adventures in scoring bags from homeless people, getting loaded at each bar I came across, and soaking up the great culture SF has to offer.
 
I could not sleep for some reason that Saturday night, which was odd considering I’d probably smoked 10 spleefs that day, and had been drinking since 4 in the afternoon. As I was lying bored in my hotel room at 3:30 am, I came across a weather report forecasting up to 2 feet at Tahoe starting at 2 am. I sprang up, packed my shi*t, and checked out at 4:20 am. It was a sign this was going to be an amazing day. I stopped at Sacramento air port to rent a car with all wheel drive, as they were the only place open at 5:30 in the morning. I wasn’t able to trade in my shi*t ball Ford Taurus, so I had to rent a second car, the worthy Subaru Outback. On the way up to the mountains I came across a sign saying chains were mandatory, in addition to the radio traffic advisory. In Washington chains are not required if you have all wheel drive, but I had never been to the mountains in California. The radio message said they were turning cars around if they did not have chains, and that point was 20 miles down the road from the nearest town. I pulled off to ask if I needed chains or not. The folks at the gas station said they did not know for sure, but offered to sell me some for $50 and would not take them back, even if I didn’t use them. What a racket! I grumbled and I pleaded but they would not budge, surely this is their gravy train. As I was about to relent, a highway patrolman pulled up to refuel. I went out and asked him and he told me that in his 30 years with the highway patrol they had never turned away anyone with all wheel drive *and snow tires, which I had. I sneered at those bitches in the gas station as I strutted off to my car. I wasn’t a mile down the road before I realized I had stolen a bottle of water that I had been sipping while I waited for them to figure out which chains I “needed.” Serves them right!
 
I arrived at Heavenly just an hour after it opened, but I had no gear other than my soft shell jacket that I usually wear around town.   I was lucky and they had a Burton Demo Center at the base.  Even though I am not a Burton fan, I got to ride pretty decent board and boots. None of the facilities at the base had any outerwear to rent, so I had to buy new pants, gloves, and goggles, none of which I needed of course. I got really good discounts on the gear.  I think I might even make the pants my main pair, but after the second car rental and gas, this was getting to be a very expensive last minute, spontaneous trip. This is the last time you’ll hear me bitch.  It was their last day of the season, and there was a foot and a half of fresh, light, fluffy goodness, and it snowed pretty hard all day. I hit a few 10-15 foot drops, discovered some great pow stashes that stayed nice all day, and met a lot of new friends for the day. The visibility was not great, so I didn’t get to take in all that makes Heavenly just that, but it gives me another reason to go back next year.
 

I peaced out around 3:30 so I could make my flight back home in Oakland at 9. On the way I found an In-N-Out Burger, the mythical Mormon burger joint which was supposedly divine. I had made it one of my goals for the trip to finally have a Double Double as I’d heard so much about them over the years. I got mine to go and got back on the highway. The weather was starting to clear and large columns of light poured through the clouds, and Stairway to Heaven played on the radio as I ate my Jesus burger. It was an epic moment. I made it to the airport just in time. I was completely delirious at this point from riding hard all day, the lack of sleep, and the sheer number of spleefs I’d blazed on my trip. I was seated in the middle of the row on the plane, in between two other large guys. I am not positive, but I think I was sleeping on one of their shoulders for a good portion of the trip back to Seattle.



Published On: 5/16/2007
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My Journal: I am a winner.
By: robintaylor


Stolen from Becka's blog
 
It was a long and gruelling two weeks of voting, non voting and sexual contact, but after 14 days... and then some... the votes are finally in!!!
In a 6th place tie, we have: Clay and Will, both with 17 points!
In a 5th place tie, we have: Ryan and Mike (ssf) with 25 points!
In 4th place, we have: Mike (4real) with 27 points!
In 3rd place, we have: Tim (sleeping) with 30 points!
The runner up is: Kyle with 36 points!
And the winner of the hottest male of 2007 is .... wait for it... ROBISAM!!! with a head spinning 40 points! Congratulations Darkie!

Honourable mentions go to Rodney, Joe (admin), Joe (Jgardiner), Oli, Tom, Steve and Shawn!!

Thank you all for participating against your will!
 
To view this in it's original context, visit http://snowboard.colonies.com/smsbrdr1/blogs/500985/
 
I'd like to thank my mom and dad for the kick ass genes that rocked all you other kids. And myself...for being born. Beautifying the world, one me at a time.


Published On: 2/8/2007
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x] Part 1 -- The Basics [x]
What's your name? ::  Dallas Ewanchuk
Birthplace ::  Penticton, BC
Age ::  17
Age you act ::  most of the time 12, rarely 25, lots of the time 75
Current location ::  Pen
Eye color ::  Green
Hair color ::  White Blonde
Right, lefty or ambidextrous? ::  Lefty yoo
Zodiac sign? ::  Libra
Height? ::  five fo an a half
[x] Part 2 -- Describe... [x]
Your heritage/nationality ::  Ukranian.. a wee bit English and a tad Scottish
Your hair ::  almost shoulder length with shorter layers and bangggs
Your fears ::  dying alone, losing someone close to me
Your perfect room ::  a huge, stocked fridge, big screen, swimming pool, hottub, my nasa foam bed, and beau
What you practically do in a day ::  some sort of activity, computer, read or write, dinner and visit with the fam, chill with friends, watch a flick, hang with cori or beau
[x] Part 3 -- What is/are... [x]
Words you overuse ::  dope, man, jigga, word
Phrases you overuse ::  shiiiiet nigga
Your first thought when you wake up ::  i wanna go back to sleep, foood, or sex
Your greatest accomplishment ::  saving over 11000.... and then spending it in less than two years
Something you want to do ::  work in the health/nutrition field, travel the world, write a book
[x] Part 4 -- This or that [x]
Pepsi or Coke ::  pepsi
McDonald's or Burger Kings ::  McDonalds mang... BK is shi*t
Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera ::  Christina fa sho. she doesn't flash her cooch at every possible chance
Chocolate or vanilla ::  vanill
Adidas or Nike ::  umm i don't really care. maybs nike
Black or white ::  dang, i like both. black though i guess
Bills or Coins ((Think $$$)) ::  well duuuh, bills. but toonies are so cool
Burgers or hot dogs ::  burg
Egypt or France ::  Egypt... the French are ugly. hahah, just kiddin
Rock or rap ::  rap steeezy
[x] Part 5 -- Do you...[x]
Smoke ::  nopa... i quit. hooray for dallas.
Cuss ::  im trying to cut back.... u f*ck shi*t.
Sing well ::  hahah now there's a good one
Sing in the shower ::  yeah sometimes after a good morning sack sesh
Talk to yourself --a lot-- ::  if you knew how much, youd wanna admit me.
Believe in yourself ::  most of the time. id say... 78%
Like taking these longass surveys? ::  when im hella bored, sure
Play an instrument ::  i used to play trumpet ha
Want to go to college? ::  helllll no
Want to get married? ::  perhaps
Want to have children? ::  umm... undecided
Think you're a health freak? ::  i used to be.. extremely. definitely not now. and i love it.
Get along with your parents ::  used to be on and off. but lately, we're mad close. its wicked
Get along with your siblings? ::  hell yesss they're my best friends
Think you're popular ::  popular means shi*t all. all that matters is that ya have a good outlook, positive personality, and caring attitude
[x] Part 6 -- In the past month have you..[x]
Gone out of state ::  noooopee
Drank alchohal ::  im hammered right now
Smoke ::  si si, tsk tsk
Get high ::  SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY
Done any drugs ::  yessss i have. never to repeat tho.
Eaten an entire box of oreos ::  ewww no man. i hate oreos. maybe if they were pirate cookies or homemade choco chip.
Been on stage ::  yah this one night at the strip joint... it was really hazy... haha jk
Gone skinny dipping ::  mmm not since july.
Been dumped ::  negative
Dyed your hair ::  crazy, i was gunna do that tonight
Stolen anything ::  nooooope
[x] Part 7 -- Your friends! =D [x]
Craziest ::  kooch
Loudest ::  kooch, shar, stan
Most shy ::  kei
Blondest ::  pheif
Smartest ::  stan
Kindest ::  allll of zem
Best personality ::  they each add a unique dash of flav
Most talented ::  kelly and kei - shreddin
Best singer ::  halstyn? i don't know if any of my other friends sing. but shes solid.
Most ghetto ::  jake
Drama Queen ((or King XP)) ::  mayybe jenny... sorrry jmilne we love you anyway haha
Pain in the ass ::  my friends arent pains in the asses. they are like ass massages
The one you just want to strangle to death ((Homer Simpson style))::  shucks, i could neva do that
Funniest ::  koochhhhh, shar
Best person for advice ::  leanne
Dependable ::  stan, leanne, kei
Trustworthy ::  shar, kei
Druggie ::  stan, me haha
Most likely to end up in jail ::  all of us at once for something hilarious
Person you've known the longest ::  connie, leanne, shar
[x] Part 8 -- The Last... [x]
Last dream ::  i was fooling around with this blonde 16 year old who was george dubya's new wife. and my mom caught us through a whole in the ceiling annnd i confronted her about reading my diary. it was strange.
Last nightmare ::  about my missing cousin
Car ride ::  on the way home from kelowna last night
Last time you cried ::  a few weeks ago when my mommy had a rough time
Last movie seen ::  the illusionist... WATCH IT
Last movie rented ::  little miss sunshine... WATCH IT!!!!
Last book read ::  million little pieces
Last word said ::  ahhh
Last curse word said ::  shi*t or f*ck
Last time you laugh ::  something my dad or his friend scott said that was funny
Last phone call ::  beauuuu
Last CD played ::  death cab 
Last song you listened to ::  title and registration
Last annoyance ::  when i started wheezing while joggin with the pooch
Last IM ::  from leanne... sayin she can't wait to see me this friday.. wooo!!
Last weird encounter ::  when this random outside voodoo's said he wanted to draw me into an animae cartoon
Last person you hugged ::  cori-lynn when i jumped into her bed with her last night
Last person you yelled at ::  umm a random kid that tried to fight at my boy's house
Last time you wore a skirt ::  ummm a few months ago at skeww
Last time you've been evil ::  i don't consider myself evil... shucks
Sarcastic? ::  like three seconds ago
Last time you fought with your parents ::  a couple months ago
Last time you wished upon a star ::  a couple nights ago
Played Truth or Dare ::  mmm maybe 5 years ago?
Spent quality time alone ::  right now
[x] Part 9 -- I swear this is the last one! -- Randomness [x]
Are you talking to someone on AIM ::  nooope
Do you feel lonely ::  a little... yeah
Ever TP'd someone's house ::  nooope
How about egging someone's house ::  neither
Do you not like dislike not like me? ::  wait... what?
Ain't Eminem and 50 Cent just fine? ::  ummm no, they're not.
Yo Momma ::  is soooo cool, she's my best friend.
Ever been so hungry you felt like you could eat the person next to you? ::  yipes! cannabalism, no thanks
What do you think of George Bush? ::  he's a dirty, manipulative idiot that is taking advantage of honest people to boost his ego and bump up his bank account. hes dumber than a crackhead with down syndrome and should be shot for treason .
Any secret fetishes? ::  woman's hips and legs, dimples, bright blue eyes, bum chins, tans
Do you like to wear chains? O_o ::  negative
How many languages do you speak? ::  uno
Damn.. are your fingers tired? Cause mine sure are! ::  well you suck. i am superwoman
Glad this is over? ((Say yes and I'll stalk you =P)) :: yes (i would love a stalker)


Published On: 1/23/2007
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my blog: <3
By: black_voodoo


1. What color is your bra?
pink

2. Did you ever lie about your age?
no.

3. Do you prefer "sensitive boys" or "tough guys"?
hmm, both =]


4. Do you prefer blonde or brunette guys?
Brunette.


5. Are you currently single?
yes

6. How many things in your past do you regret?
nothing, really.

7. Did you answer number six truthfully?
yes

8. Do you have best friends?
Yeah =] I love them.

9. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Cosmotologist or a x-ray tech

10. Have you ever kissed two people in one night?
nope

11. Where do you shop to buy most of your clothes?
 I get my clothes from a mix of places.

12. Who was the last person you hugged?
Nicole

13. Have you ever had your heart broken?
yes

15. Have you ever wanted someone but you knew you couldn't?
yes

16. Have you ever felt like killing somebody?
no lol.

17. If you could change anything about your past, what would you change?
nothing really. Just some stuff I've said that sounded retarded lol.

18. Do you like your life?
i guess i do

19. Do you shop at Hollister?
no.

20. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?
..um. sort of but that's way in the past now.

21. Has one of your friends ever stabbed you in the back?
not really.

22. Did you forgive them?
yes.

23. Who was your first best friend?
lisa

24. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
Guys

25. How long have you had myspace?
had 1 but i deleted it

26. Have you ever skipped school?
yeah

27. Has anyone ever cheated on you?
yeah

28. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
lol yes, but playful

29. If so why?
we were wrestling

30.whats your biggest fears?
death.

31. Have you ever skipped class?
yep

32. Has anyone close to you ever passed away?
grandpa

33. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
yeah..

34. Have you ever not been able to get someone out of your head?
yeah

35. Do you believe in the saying "once a cheater, always a cheater?
yeah.

39. So far, do you like this survey?
It's more entertaining than some.

40. Have you ever had a good feeling about something and it turned out you were right?
yeah.

41. Do you ever wish you were famous?
hells no

42. DO YOU EVER WISH you were a man?
 no. wtf


Published On: 1/21/2007
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so i have decided to start my blog.
 
so last week my board was stolen off my truck while i was parked for food comming down from the mountain. now i was in need of a new board. i had heard about a new snowboard company here on snowboard.com this company is called ALIEN snowboards. i got in touch with the company in finland and through CHIKKO board shop in canada i got a STYLE 155. in my 20 or so years of snowboarding i have ridden a lot of boards and delt with a shi*t ton of ppl in the industry. i have never ridden a board as good as this style 155 and i have not delt with many ppl as cool as the ALIEN and CHIKKO crews. thanks to these guys i had a board to ride this past week for the grand prix and a 3rd place pipe finish and a 5th place slope style finish (video to be linked in the next day or so). thanx again guys. 


Published On: 1/20/2007
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1. What time did you go to bed last night? I think around 12:30
2. What is your favorite day of the week? Fridays
3. What company do you work for? Victoria Secrets
4. What is your job title? Cashier/Utility clerk
5. Do you like your job? I like the people I work with, I LOVE my job
6. If you could choose one person in the world to look like, who would it be? idk
7. What is your Moms Name? jamie
8. What is your Best Friends Name? courtney and lisa
9. How often do you see them?  almost everyday 10. Do you think that you are attractive? yes
11. Are you slim / athletic / chubby / fat? athletic, I guess.
12. What is your favorite food? Fruit
13. How many times do you exercise each week? idk
14. What is your natural hair color? blonde
15. What color are your eyes? drk blue 16. What color is your skin? White but i tan
17. How many brothers and sisters do you have? none
18. What are their names?
19. Do you get along with them all?
20. Where were you born? Chicago
21. How many schools have you been to? Well, idk
22. Ever expelled and what for? No
23. Any plans for the Christmas New Year period? That's about a year away.
24. What is your New Years resolution going to be? I don't know.
25. Do you think that you will stick to it? I sure hope so.
26. Ever known anyone who has been in jail? Yeah
27. What were they convicted of? Stuff
28. Have you ever been in the overnight lock-up? No
29. What Did you get for breakfast today? cereal
30. What is your all time favorite movie? KIDS
31. All time favorite book? None
32. What is a movie that you watch over and over again? Jackass 2
33. What is your favorite band/singer? have lots
34. Who do you think is the sexiest persons in the world? scot with 1 t
35. What 3 characteristics do you hate the most? Ignorance,  and immaturity.cant think of a 3rd one
36. Do you hate anyone? yes
37. Who is it and what did they do? hard 2 explain
38. If you could change your name what would you change it to? I wouldn't
39. What are you having for dinner tonight? pizza
40. Are you the main cooker in your household? Ha, no.
41. What is your favorite thing to cook? Nothing
42. How many pets do you have and what are their names? 1, mickey
43. Have you ever been bitten by a dog? no
44. Has your Mom ever done anything embarrassing? Yes
45. Prefer to be a girl or a boy? Girl
46. Ever kissed or have sex with someone of the same sex? No
47. Did you enjoy it and would you do it again? 
50. Who is the one person you love the most in the world?   My mom and dad.
51. Do you want children? Maybe
52. How many? Two
53. Have you picked out names? yes
54. Are you engaged? No
55. Do you see yourself getting engaged anytime soon?  no.
56. Do you want to pick your own engagement ring? No, I'd rather the guy doing.  W
57. How much would you be willing to spend on an engagement ring? I don't know
58. What is your favorite season? Fall
59. Favorite day of the year? My birthday.
60. What do you think would be the ideal age to be? I'm pretty sure it's going to be 21
61. Ever had sex with someone much older then you? No
62. How much older where they?
64. Ever stolen anything? no
65. Ever been caught stealing? From my brother, yes



Published On: 1/13/2007
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yes that right!!!!
 
i have it here!!!!
yes thats right!!  i have copied
 i have pasted
 and i have stolen Matt Beardmores first official blog from his johnny2tree snb.com profile.
It's been looming around whistler's grapvine that matt suffered a brain damaging head wound while filming early season rails in Van.
well its true god damn it.
.........and with the sporting/jock side of matts brain now injured the geeky/nerd side now has his time to shine.
read on.......
-D
 
Well this is the first Blog i have ever wrote in my life which is largly due to insanity caused by Boredom! Which I will talk about momentarily!!   

News flash hit and I got the memo that Vancouver got dumped on and this as I am well aware of happens like once a year if we are lucky.  Sooo I headed down to film on some urban rails and get a head start on my season filming For Alterna..  This was actually our second trip down and the first trip went well and shots went down so i was optimistic that the same sucess would come from this shoot.

We showed up at the rail and I was liking what I was seeing! So we started the session. It was a long rail and it took a second to get the Video shot I wanted but it went down well and after I checked the footage I was pretty stoked on what I was seeing. Then I viewed the photographs from the sesh and there was no super bangers soooooo.  I should have quit right there but I knew Atomic was wanting dope shots for the new catalogue on the next years shi*t so I got back up there and hit it up again with another trick.....................This is where all hell broke loose. I caught my heel edge on the rail and flew backwards with decent speed down the stairs and smoked my head on the stairs which knocked me out cold then I flipped onto my font and rolled down the stairs all limp hitting my face and other parts on the stairs the rest of the way down!   Next thing I remember was waking up in the Ambulance feeling like a can of smashed a**holes!!!  

Straight to the hospital for me!  I ended up Fracturing my skull in two places which caused me to bleed out my ear! When I flipped to the front I ended up breaking my nose and obviously Bruised the shi*t out of my brain!  I was in the hospital for ten days puking my guts out every day!!  So lame!!   

Anyways my parents came and grabbed me to bring me back to the home front in interior B.C. to eat healthy and get ton of sleep which was a good idea cause I am healing quick in such a mellow environment!  Too many temptations in Whistler for sure!   But I grew up in Revelstoke then my parents moved to Salmon Arm so I know nobody here and I am one bored guy thats for sure.. Thats why I type shi*t on here! I have become a temporary computer geek thats for sure!  Well I will see you all back on the slopes in February! I don't know when I will be filming again so if I have short segment this year now you will know why!! So take care all and have fun on the slopes for me!!  

 -  Matt Beardmore



Published On: 12/22/2006
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Sounds like Andrew Rusk had a not average weekend...

So Friday night Jon and I went down to London for the Jib Jamboree put on by Eventsing.  The evening went swell.  We rode, we went to the after party, I got best trick, yipee hooray.  Then we decided to make the trek home.  Well we got ourselves a parking ticket, fine no biggie.  Then, about 5 min from the highway, I notice a cop car has been tailing us for a few of blocks.  We come to stop at a traffic light and out of nowhere another cop car skids in front us, the guy behind us pulls in tight on our ass, another car boxes us in from the left and another car blocks out the rest of the intersection.  The lights are blaring and a whole crap load of cops have completely surrounded us yelling at us to get out of the truck with our hands up.  I believe it was "HANDS UP! GET THE F**K OUT OF THE CAR! HANDS UP! HANDS UP!!!".  My brother was dragged off to the car that slid in front us while I got manhandled by 3 other cops.  I was thrown up against the cop car that blocked us in from the driverside handcuffed, searched and put in the back of the car which was behind us.  "Your under arrest for the possession of stolen property, you have the right to call a lawyer..."  These cops think they have got themselves a nice bust on their hands, well unfortunately for them they are terribly wrong.  You see a few years ago while at the Canadian Nationals in St Sauveur we had our brand new 2003 Chevy Avalanche stolen right out of our hotel parking lot the first night we were there.  We even watched it drive away on the security recording.  Well after that was all straightened out we got a new truck, a 2004, and our plates re-issued.  Well it seems that when you run the plates the stolen trucks VIN is still in the computer due to the fact it has never been recovered.  This has caused us a few problems before but never to this extent.  So after explaining everything to the officers and having them do their final checks it was all cleared and we were released.  As a parting gesture one officer even said "well at least you will have something to talk about at your Christmas party".  Ha ha, yeah no kidding (f**kin dick).  After they cleared the scene we pulled into a gas station to clear our heads and call/text everyone.  shi*t those cuffs were tight, like so tight they almost drew blood. 

So that was our adventure last night we feel like real thugs now.  Ah well time to spend the winnings and get new plates hahaha.



Published On: 11/20/2006
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The eagerly anticipated Think Thank Patchwork Patterns premier took place in
Seattle, WA last week not in the usual club, but at evo, a local shop catering to
fashion heads, snowboarders and skiers.
 
I was assigned to work as a "bouncer" with fellow tough-looking guy Tre Dauenhauer
(sound it out--it's fun!) checking IDs as people were walking in. At first there
was a small line and then the line suddenly wrapped around the corner of a
building next door. The people in line were mostly patient, but excited to get in.
For a local snowboard film studio this was a huge turn-out. I saw so many
different types of IDs from all over the States and Canada. One kid tried to bribe
me. I didn't take the money. In addition to looking at IDs I had to put Tyvek
drink bracelets on everyone before they went in. People were stoked for the free
beer. Always a crowd will assemble for free alcohol, oh, and a great movie.
 
The temperature was dropping as we stood outside checking people in and selling
tickets. Meanwhile, the temp was heating up inside. The crowd's attention was
captivated by a one and two man band called Rawbeats. Although I didn't see this
first hand because I was outside checking IDs I learned that the two drummers
positioned themselves facing each other and both of them exchanged fire with the
bass beat in the background. Later just one of the members drummed to favorite pop
hits such as Kanye's Jesus Walks. I felt an energy in the crowd that they might
bust out dancing at any moment, but sadly no rave ensued, however one could have.
I'm going to keep my eyes peeled for more Rawbeats appearances.
 
Patchwork Patterns turned out to be a crowd favorite with cheers rising from the
audience when their favorite riders appeared or stunts of amazement were
performed. The Seattle flavor mixed into the backdrop of the movie from the
opening Aurora Bridge (aka Jumper's Bridge) credits to Mt. Baker footage. The Northwest appeal was all over the film. Perhaps my favorite sight of the night was a huge orange and white traffic cone made out of construction paper and spraypaint that represented a
common theme throughout the entire movie and the party.
 
If it wasn't enough to have a large-scale movie premier in our place Spacecraft
also put together an exhibit of their infamous sticker sheets, artwork, and
photography. As usual, gallery on-lookers loved the Spacecraft flare and by the
end of the night I had one of the stickers on my shirt courtesy of Erich Kunz (it
was his sticker...he's into shameless self-promotion). The elusive Spacecraft
bunny made an appearance which could have been a bad thing considering the amount
of brew and ensuing uninhibited behavior. Nothing happened that endangered the
bunny as far as I could tell and he/she left in once piece--no stolen bunny heads
that night fortunately.
 
The last time I saw that many people at evo was the grand opening party we did
with Talib Kweli. The turn out incredible and people left with party favors. Lib
Tech kicked down a pair of N.A.S as well as non-N.A.S. After the movie people
trickled out with smiles on their faces and a new found desire for fresh air and
the cool breezes of a Seattle fall. One guy tried to pry open our Red Bull cooler
to swipe some free energy, but I quickly thwarted his plans. The 6 kegs of beer
and drink bracelets eventually ran out and with that about 70% of the crowd went
with it. I left around 1 A.M. with the place still buzzing with energy and
impromptu breakdance sessions.
 
My voice was gone and throat was killing me. No doubt I was getting sick as I usually do with the changing of the seasons. However, what comforted me was the site of stoked guests in our store and the comraderie that comes with pulling off the improbable.
 
-Kirk Wimberley a.k.a Really Serious-looking Bouncer
 
 


Published On: 10/6/2006
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Saturday at ASR I spent most of my time hanging out and watching the ES Game of Skate that was going on.  Lets not forget that ASR deals mostly with skate and surf, and the snowboard end of things is almost inexistant. Aside of course from all the movie premiers and parties that are happening.

Speaking of premiers, Sandbox Film's premiered its new movie Flavor Country on Saturday evening.  Etnies and Thirty Two were kind enough to host to movie right inside the tradeshow.  A couple kegs of beer and a few houndred good people made the premier just perfect. The movie turned out really good, and I highly recomend each and everyone one of you go out and grab a copy.

After the premier, Eddie Lee of Etnies, took some staff and the Sandbox crew out for a crazy italian dinner.  Never in my life have I eaten so much. Some peeps went out for beers; I was full and tired and needed a good nights rest.

Sunday was mellow.. slept in til 10 and casually made my way home.  I ran into Snowboard Canada's Matt Houghtan while catching the hotel shuttle to the airport.  We chatted about life, magazines, and the like.

Four hours later, while cruising on the bus in downtown Vancouver I find Mikee HK driving just in front of us. Naturally I call him, and request he give me a direct ride home to Whistler. He complies, and I jump in the truck in alongside local celebrities Robjn Taylor and Amanda Ames, and Mikee's new puppy.

Now I'm home and things are good... and I won't be drinking any sort of alcohol for quite some time.

- jeff

Oh ya, and if any of ya'll see Russell Dalby, give him a hug cause his truck just got stolen. *sniff


Published On: 9/13/2006
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First off, happy birthday Alexa, so we go to Alexa's yesterday with like 99 people. Celebrate some birthdayness and then walk over to a sweet party at this girls house we kinda know that was open house. Like everyone I love that I haven't seen since school is there plus some psycho girls from nanaimo or something. A dance-off occurs, I score nine points at life in one go and beat Blake 11-1, my bag gets soaked in beer, we pee in her backyard and the deck breaks, long story short the cops break it up and I hurl myself out the window and in the process of all this my camera gets stolen and I AM SOOOOOOOOOOO BUMMED!!!!!!!!!! It's like a part of my inner soul has been torn away from me. This. f*cking. Sucks. I miss you baby girl


Published On: 8/23/2006
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Steve's Ramblings: Stolen 2006 Norco Six-One
By: Steveduh


yea.... it happened today.  

come outta work.... 20 minutes after seeing it.... and my bike is gone.  lock cut.  no bike.  3300 dollars.... gone.  instantly.

ever felt every shi*tty emotion at once?  lose a bike.  it happens easily.
im drink as f*ck and im STILL pissed off.  
probbalty one opf the mose chill guyus ever... and i want to smash someones face in with a 2x4.... and honestly, if given the chance.. i would.  soooo mad.

so basically.... until this is resolved... sorry to everyone im an a**hole to.  
i truely am.  except the f*cker who took my bike.... seriously.... 2x4
im not even kidding.


Published On: 8/12/2006
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NO one KNOWs you.
 Or at least thats what you used to think.
 
 Only a few outsiders have ever seen the true you and of course, they'd be stupid to try and guess who that was. Even if they did get it right, hitting you on the head with the proverbial hammer, how would they really know? 'you' changes. Plus youre not saying shi*t!

 But recently, much enthusiasm has been expressed. "you are great!" they say, as if it just dawned on them. Then they follow with thier go-to proof: time. They've ALWAYS known you were great... since way back when. "I remember you from...!"

 But they cant really know what they're saying. Can they? Because everything else that they know for sure always turns out to be wrong. Didn't you find it strange that after they said we had a week of sunny days to look forward to, wednesday and thursday were partly cloudy? Yeah. And that bottle of asprin would have you believe that the proper dose provides you with four pain free hours, but a little over 3 hours later the throb was back. Distracting isnt it? Great new flavour? 50% more spin? go faster? Sure, you bet!
    But thats the problem isnt it?
    The 'You bet'?
 We all bet, tossing money on the sure thing report citing reasons for the wildly spiking gasoline prices... that has to at least be based in the truth, right? We want to believe that our political representatives have our best intrests at heart... Same as the "I knew you ruled all along"(s).

 "But you are GREAT" they say again. "we saw you on the front page, on TV that one time, we even heard you on the radio- and you looked so handsome!" "we should team up, take this thing to the next level bro!" Bro? Really?
 And you want to agree. You want to put your money on the table. (so to speak) You want to be great, you want to be seen and be handsome and headed to the next level. Acceptability, recognition, and to be known are yearnings for the YOU inside you.
    But wait.
 They cant know you. YOu just met remember? Plus we've already established that they dont know anything.
 "Sorry," YOu politely tell them. "I'll pass  on your flattering offers. IM not even sure what Im doing. really the only thing I do know- the one truth I know I have- is that "Im the one doing this, not you."  
    then, for the first time, the truth comes to town.
    "Well" They snap smugly. "If you dont come on board with us we'll just move on without you. We'll buy you. We'll sell you. We'll blog you. We'll go for the gold and then We'll become you."  
    And you smile... you know that smile.
 "no you wont" You say. "Youre not going anywhere without me. You're not claiming to speak on my behalf. While speaking behind my half, with no mention of my greatness!" But wait... Dont you remember when -way back when? Yes, I do. But no you werent there.
    NO ONE knows me, except me, and even that is suspect. That alone is proof enough that you will never be me.
 I do what I do, When I do it, How I want it. It's all I have, Its all I know
    YOu know?


These words were partially stolen.




Published On: 8/8/2006
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In February I had my snowboard stolen from my van.  The f*cker smashed my window costing me 160 bucks.  Then took one of the greatest things in my life.  Well yesterday being June the 29th I got my snowboard back from the police because they caught that dirtbag and are going to put him in bars.  I really hope that the nasty nate gets his hands on the little piss ant.  All in all this is the first time I have ever been happy about our police force.


Published On: 6/30/2006
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A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove-box, and that there was a body in the trunk?

Driver: Yeah, and I'll bet the big liar told you I was speeding too!






Published On: 6/30/2006
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