With the upcoming release of my buddy Samuel L. Jackson's movie Snakes On a Plane, I have come up with the ultimate idea. Why stop at snakes on a plane, when there is just so much stuff that can go on a plane. I propose a blanks on a plane franchise....a new movie every 6 months of somthing else on a plane. Here are a few possible titles up for possible spring '07 production:
-various aracnids on a plane "we got all sorts of various aracnids on the MF plane"
-rabid skunks on a plane "these MF skunks are rabid on this MF plane"
-horny rabbits on a plane "thumper is humping the pilot on the MF plane"
-goats on a plane "this MF goat is eating the seats on my MF plane"
-Michael Jacksons on a plane "Im glad Im not a MF 9-year old on this MF Wacko Jacko plane"
-syphilis infected hookers on a plane "we're all out of MF condoms for these MF hookers"
-ex-lax cupcakes on a plane with one bathroom "I just crapped my MF pants"
-alcholics on a dry plane "these MF alcoholics even raided the MF first aid kit"
-fat guy with B-O on a plane "do we have no MF speedstick on this MF plane"
-business travelers on a plane "what do you mean this MF plane is going to Winnipeg"
-kodiak bears on a plane "the MF bear got my MF arm on this MF plane"
and finally....
-planes on a plane- how'd all these MF planes get in this MF plane
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