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My Blog: You might be a redneck if...
By: yo_redneck89

You might be a redneck if…

*You've ever vacationed in a rest area.

*Your belt buckle is bigger than your head.

*You think paprika is a third-world country.

*You refer to the fifth grade as "my senior year".

*Your checks feature pictures of dogs fighting.

*Your muffler is held on by a coat hanger.

*Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night requires shoes and a flashlight.

*Bikers back down from your mama

*Your bicycle has a gun rack.

*After removing the empty beer cans from your car you find you get fifteen more miles to the gallon.

*Directions to your house include "turn off the paved road"

*You wet the bed and four other people immediately know it.

*You actually know what kind of leaves make the best substitute for toilet paper.

*Your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening at the oil shop.

*The neighbors have ever asked to borrow the light bulb.

*Your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.

*Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

*You hold a frog and it worries about getting warts.

*You have to take the entire day off to get your teeth cleaned.

*You offer to give somebody the shirt off your back and they don't want it.

*You ever listed fuzzy dice on an insurance claim.

*Your trolling motor used to be a fan in a barber shop.

*You list tick removal as a skill on your resume.

*You use an ironing board as a knick-knack shelf.

*You think the Battle of the Bulge is an argument between your wife and your mother.

*You've ever driven around looking for your porch roof after a bad storm.

*Your nicest towels say, "Motel 6".

*The photo on your driver's license includes your dog.

*You've been too drunk to fish.

*You've had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.

*You ever used a weed-eater indoors.

*You have a rag for a gas cap (on a car that does run).

*You go to the family reunion to pick up on women.

*You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.

*Your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six-pack.

*Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.

*You have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle.

*Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired people".

*You won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer bottle in the car.

*Your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.

*You consider a three piece suit to be: a pair of overalls, a plaid flannel shirt and thermal underwear.

*When you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is if you can lose them or not.

*You have a house that is mobile and 13 cars that aren’t

*Your gene pool doesn't have a "deep end."

*Your huntin' dog cost more than the truck you drive him around in.

*You think that safe sex is a padded headboard on the water-bed.

*It's Easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.

*You think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three primary colors.

*Your idea of talking during sex is "Ain't no cars coming, baby!"

*Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

*You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

*You think God looks a lot like Hank Williams, Jr., and heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida.

*You believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law.

*Your father executes the "pull my finger" trick during Christmas dinner.

*You were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she threw out your Elvis 45's.

*You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl'.

*The people on Jerry Springer's show remind you of your neighbors.

*You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

*You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.

*You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.

*Your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby as a result of an alien abduction.

*You think subdivision is part of a math problem.

*You think there's nothing wrong with incest as long as you keep it in the family.

*You can get dog hair from out of your belly button.

*You can't get married to your sweetheart ‘cause there is a law against it.

*The beer can collection in the town museum is the big tourist attraction.

*You can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head.

*You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.

*You take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took.

*You believe that beef jerky and beer are two of the major food groups.

*You let your thirteen-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

*You keep empty beer cans in your fridge for your friends that don't drink.

*You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

*You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating alot of beans for dinner.

Published On: 11/14/2007

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My Blog: Joke
By: xxthrwitdwnxx

A lady who was about seven months pregnant got onto a bus. When she sat down, she noticed the man sitting opposite her was smiling at her. She moved right away to another seat. This time, the man's smile turned to a grin. She would move seats again. Now, the man seemed even more amused so she moved a fourth time and by now the man burst out laughing. The lady complained to the bus driver and had the man arrested.

A few months later the case came up in court. The judge asked the man what he had to say for himself.

The man replied: "Well your Honor, it was like this: When I seen the lady get onto the bus I couldn't help but to notice her condition. And she sat under a sign that read: 'The Gold Dust Twins Are Coming' and I had to smile. Then she sat under a sign that read: 'Sloans' Liniment Will Help Reduce The Swelling', and I had to grin. Upon her third move, the sign above her read: 'Williams Big Stick Did The Trick', and I could hardly contain myself. But on her fourth move when she sat under a sign that said 'Goodyear Rubber Could Have Prevented This Accident', I laughed out loud."

"Case Dismissed" replied the Judge.

__________________________________________________________________________

A professor at the University of Alabama was giving a lecture of the
supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe
in ghosts?"

About 90 students raise their hands "Well, that's a good start. Out of those
of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?"

About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad
you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"

About 15 students raise their hand. "Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"

3 students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one
question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"

Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand. The professor takes off his
glasses, and says
"Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever
claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us
about your experience."

The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his
way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor
asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?" Bubba
replied, "Shiiiit! From way back thar I thought you said "Goats."

Published On: 3/8/2007

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My Journal: Whose the hottest Female on sb.com? Its our turn now!
By: BushyV1

I think a question that comes to everyones mind is... Who is THE hottest girl on snowboard.com? So, we're going to have a poll! We've picked the most obvious contenders to throw into this little revenge. Should the off chance happen that we missed someone, feel free to nominate them. You have TWO weeks to vote. At the end,the votes will be tallied and the winner will be announced! There may or may not be a prize... funds permitting. ENJOY!!!
And the Nominees Are: (in no particular order)
To vote, comment on this blog and pick your top 5 choices and order them!

1. Becka http://snowboard.colonies.com/smsbrdr1

2. Lexy http://snowboard.colonies.com/l_lexy_l/

3. Lisa http://snowboard.colonies.com/lisr

4. Whit http://snowboard.colonies.com/girl86

5. Mel http://snowboard.colonies.com/Mel1y

6. Kara http://snowboard.colonies.com/goodgirl13

7. Kristin http://snowboard.colonies.com/dizzysnowangel85

8. Sarah http://snowboard.colonies.com/debeaubien_86

9. Selina http://snowboard.colonies.com/Selina_is_here

10. Ash http://snowboard.colonies.com/offduty-ninja

11. Dio http://snowboard.colonies.com/Venus_eNVied

12. Meg http://snowboard.colonies.com/RedneckFrisKitten

13. Kels http://snowboard.colonies.com/shibby1205/

Click the link to see their profiles, and then post a comment here to vote. Girls... whose the bitch now??

Published On: 1/20/2007

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My Blog: sitting in the school library bored out of my mind!!!
By: soloboarder

So, today started like any other shi*tty Ontario school day, woke up, almost missed the bus, and sat down in that big yellow hick a*s tin can and listened to the stupid little wanna be gangstas rap and make complete douche bags out of themselves. ( i should have grabbed an extra battery 4 the mp3), anyway, after a half hour of that crap i finally get to school, and walk around in a big circle, all the while eyeing up anything i think i could grind..... railings, stairs.. that kinda thing. The bell finally goes and its time for one of the most soul crushing classes of the day..... math. But instead of doing math work, our teacher brings us into town and we buy over 78lbs of food for the school drive and i buy myself a huge can of allemns apple juice and drink it all at once (im still waiting for the massive bathroom experience im sure is coming) After that class the bell went...... So here i am, sitting in the school library with ma friend ellen sitting to my left, and some fat kid playing an internet game (suprise suprise) to my right. And im on this website as you have probably figured out by now, and in doing so, all i can think about is the f***ing lack of the white stuff in this shi*tty little redneck niche, known as Norwood. Well im off, peace.

Published On: 12/20/2006

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My Blog: SEXY MODLE / COWGIRL By: redneckshavemorefun24
howdy this is your most sexyest modle you have ever seen. im 18, female, strawberry blond long hair, 5'4, tan, and the MOST CRAZYEST COWGIRL you will ever meet!!!!! Published On: 11/24/2006 Add/View Comments (0)

My Blog: Van City Sk8Life Premier at Empire on Graville
By: rusty_trumpet

Finally an original Canadian Indie feature with skaters, not actors. It's a blend of skate sequences and some scripted reality about the lives of skaters Kris Foley, Chad Dickson, Dustin Montie, Alison Matasi, Mark Bajcar, Silas Borsos and Jarvis Nigelsky. If you're in Whistler for Friday Dec. 1st, check out the world premier at the Whistler Film Festival. There will also be select screenings in Van. for Dec. 8th (at 7pm), 9th (4pm, 7pm) at Empire Theatres across from Underworld Skate shop on Granville. There will also be an in-store event at Underworld with our Skaters on the 9th at 2pm. You can expect some substancial give-aways for a lucky few in attendance. NO JOKE, I'M TALKING A WHOLE GANG OF STUFF FROM YOUR FRIENDS AT OSIRIS & A KILLER, HIGH-QUALITY SET UP FROM REDNECK SKATEBOARDS, DECKS, TRUCKS, WHEELS AND PROBABLY MORE. One of you lucky kids is gonna score huge at each screening. Your ticket is your chance to win. You'll probably see some more ad's around town soon, but check out the trailer on the website www.sk8life.com OR IN FEATURED VIDEOS SECTION and see for yourself.

Published On: 11/6/2006

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My Blog: wow. i need to update more often.
By: thatweirdchick

hey all.
not much is happening. well, somethings are happening, but nothing worth telling u fine folks about. my best friend had her baby a couple of days ago. i wasnt there, but i wanted to be. my other best friend is moving to california and i probably wont see her much from now on. im sad cuz of that. shes really cool!!!(even if she denies it, shes still cool)!!!! hmmm, right now, im up in the Salt Lake City while mom has some class she signed up for. she says its about racial diversion or sumthin like that. but really, its just white bashing taken to an extreme. lol! im right next to the big Ute's stadium. apparently, they have a game today. i have never seen so many red shirts in one place before! me, i dont really give an at's rass who wins, just as long as they beat the shi*t out of each other getting there! haha!! but, yea, im really quite bored. cindy did move out, but now she and dave are kinda getting shaky. i dont know if theyre going to be together much longer.
ooo! i heard a great family story last night! ok, my mom once dated a guy named Jeff. well, Jeff and her were dating for like 2 years, and they kinda drifted apart one summer. well, mom drifted away from him. he still liked her. but she went to visit some of her brothers who lived down in Henderson Nevada. Jeff and one of his freakish friends followed her. somehow, Jeff managed to get moms brother and brother-in-law to let them stay with them in Henderson. Well, Jeff really overstayed his welcome by about 2 weeks (mom had even moved on! she wasnt in Henderson anymore! lol!), and was still sleeping on mom's brother's fold out couch. well, her brother-in-law had finally had enough. he gets a gun filled with blanks and, in the morning, sneaks into the living room. while their still sleepin, he yells "THATS IT!! IVE HAD ENOUGH!!" and just starts shootin at the ceiling. they freak out! all curled up in little bundles in the bottom of their sleeping bags. well, they high-tail it out of there and mom's never heard of them since. :D aint rednecks the best?

GIT-R-DONE!!!!!

Published On: 10/28/2006

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My Blog: OH CANADA!
By: b-girl-lp

HOLY CRAP! It's amazing to be back in an ummmm...a country full of ummm..."culture"

I was BLOWN AWAY at the redneckines...if thet' even considered an acceptable word...YEAH, the REDNECKINESS of Burlingtonians, so much so that I laughed out loud like a lunatic at the train station as I saw the hick like display of rudeness and classlessness.

Needless to say, the poverty stricken in India put hese people to SHAME! Also I guess I should have seen it coming...what with being in the European Union for seven months, I may have become a bit of a.....................

GASP!!!

A SNOB!!!

NO, IMPOSSIBLE!!!

Published On: 10/15/2006

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My Blog: Brenda the lesbain.. i wanna know what a lesbain is cos it seems alot like a lesbian.
By: sleepingsouls

sleepingsouls: nope sorry im a fake lesbian

Latenight_strippoker_boy: i doubt it

sleepingsouls: but will i do

girl86: you spelled lesbian wrong in your screen name

Latenight_strippoker_boy: plastic lesbian?

sleepingsouls: if you shut your eyes my dick could feel like a large clit

Latenight_strippoker_boy: inflateable lesbian

Latenight_strippoker_boy: heh

>>> kkweed connected

girl86: I don't think that's a good thing tim

Latenight_strippoker_boy: at least hes trying right?

sleepingsouls: lol.... no no it really isnt

>>> Foxworth connected

girl86: I suppose... it is the effort that counts

Latenight_strippoker_boy: it should

>>> brendathelesbain3 connected

>>> The_Chad16 connected

sleepingsouls: it does

sleepingsouls: brenda we should have babies

Latenight_strippoker_boy: so yay

brendathelesbain3: sleeping soul i only want a girl

debeaubien_86: uh oh

Latenight_strippoker_boy: no suprises there

sleepingsouls: i can be a girl if you want brenda

Foxworth: haha

Foxworth: someones determined

brendathelesbain3: how can you

sleepingsouls: i was one of those unlucky people who got born with both genitals

Latenight_strippoker_boy: id say thats pretty lucky

Latenight_strippoker_boy: as a statistic

girl86: a hermaphadite

brendathelesbain3: you go have surgery and that stuff then i might consider it

debeaubien_86: hmm

sleepingsouls: true... i shoudl count it as a blessing

sleepingsouls: why do i need srugery

sleepingsouls: i have a pussy

Latenight_strippoker_boy: every cloud has a silver lining..even gential defects

sleepingsouls: it's all wet at the thought of you brenda

brendathelesbain3: i dont do guys so good luck

sleepingsouls: im not kidding brenda my pussy is throbbing and my dick is hard

sleepingsouls: what more could you want

debeaubien_86: oo timmy

brendathelesbain3: you have a dick not a pussy

sleepingsouls: no i have both

sleepingsouls: true story

Foxworth: why did this convo just get wierd

debeaubien_86: its true

Latenight_strippoker_boy: its been pretty weird for a while now

sleepingsouls: you wouldnt even know the dick was there

Foxworth: jesus eh

sleepingsouls: i could hide it

debeaubien_86: hahaha

sleepingsouls: or something

Latenight_strippoker_boy: enjoy it while it lasts

brendathelesbain3: i bet not i want you to prove it

Latenight_strippoker_boy: before someone starts an arguement or something

The_Chad16: Hey everyone

Latenight_strippoker_boy: hey chad

sleepingsouls: if i had a cam i would get on right now and prove it for you brenda

The_Chad16: whats going on?

sleepingsouls: but i dont...

debeaubien_86: blah blah blady blah blah

brendathelesbain3: and im not going to belive you

Latenight_strippoker_boy: sleepingsouls is trying to prove that he has both a dick and a clit

Latenight_strippoker_boy: to sudeuce brendathelesbian

Latenight_strippoker_boy: its like a TV soap

sleepingsouls: brenda it's true

Latenight_strippoker_boy: thats whats going on

sleepingsouls: god i just want to feel you rub my clit

The_Chad16: lol

>>> jwalter connected

Foxworth: unfortunately i was ehre to see this convo happen so now im stuck cuz i wanna see how it ends

brendathelesbain3: im not going to

sleepingsouls: touch me and hold me brenda

jwalter: hello

brendathelesbain3: nope

Latenight_strippoker_boy: ditto

sleepingsouls: your not going to why/? brenda im so attracted to you

brendathelesbain3: cause your no dam girl

sleepingsouls: you turn me on something shocking

>>> girl86 connected

debeaubien_86: AHHHHH HE GOT THE HOT GUYS

debeaubien_86: !

sleepingsouls: im both brenda

Latenight_strippoker_boy: hah

sleepingsouls: im not lying

debeaubien_86: NOOOOOOO

jwalter: um hello

brendathelesbain3: i dont care i dont want you

sleepingsouls: ask deb i had to prove it to her

debeaubien_86: oh yes its very true he does

sleepingsouls: brenda please im getting so wet here

The_Chad16: Hey girl86 hows it going?

girl86: good

girl86: you?

brendathelesbain3: no

The_Chad16: you look very beautiful

sleepingsouls: why not

girl86: thanks

Latenight_strippoker_boy: give the guy/girl a chance

brendathelesbain3: cause i dont f*cking want you

sleepingsouls: but why brenda?

brendathelesbain3: cause i dont

girl86: nope

The_Chad16: That sucks

Latenight_strippoker_boy: (going back to the very very original question like no body even remembers, i guess there are no lesbians here)

girl86: sorry to dissapoint

The_Chad16: My name is Chad

girl86: no way is it really?

Latenight_strippoker_boy: i guessed that

sleepingsouls: brenda

Latenight_strippoker_boy: whoop

sleepingsouls: i guess im goong to have to finger myself to the thought of you

sleepingsouls: why would you leave me hanging like this

girl86: hmmmmm what to have for breakfast

girl86: timmm hows uni?

The_Chad16: I played 3 years of hight school football,and I am 6'6" and I do track also

Latenight_strippoker_boy: nice attempt to chance the conversation

debeaubien_86: haha timmy

brendathelesbain3: you going f*cking turn all the way into a girl i might give you a chance until then f*ck off

girl86: that's nice

sleepingsouls: well brenda i will be getting my operation to get the dick cut off

Latenight_strippoker_boy: use a saw and a sew machine like a normal person

brendathelesbain3: when never

>>> brendathelesbain3 connected

>>> stephanie91 connected

>>> snow_babe789 connected

sleepingsouls: no in a few weeks... im more girl then i am guy... but with a penis its hard for people to believe

whispering to brendathelesbain3: babe... talk to me

The_Chad16: Flash your cam girl86

girl86: too early in the morning

Latenight_strippoker_boy: aw

brendathelesbain3: no im not talking to you until you turn into i f*cking girl

>>> debeaubien_86 connected

>>> snow_babe789 connected

debeaubien_86: back!

debeaubien_86: i got kicked

Latenight_strippoker_boy: you wont even talk to none girls?

girl86: wb

debeaubien_86: idiot ocmputer

debeaubien_86: ahh

debeaubien_86: hah

debeaubien_86: uh oh

>>> RedNeck_Woman connected

brendathelesbain3: no no no

whispering to brendathelesbain3: i really am

debeaubien_86: yes yes yes

debeaubien_86: TIMMY!

>>> soft_and_sweet_kisses connected

Latenight_strippoker_boy: wow

whispering to brendathelesbain3: im so excited by you and i love how you play hard to get

Latenight_strippoker_boy: thats like really silly

debeaubien_86: WHIT WHERED HE GO?!\

>>> tomsatwat180755 connected

Latenight_strippoker_boy: died?

>>> burton157clash connected

girl86: I dunno, he was talking a second ago

>>> ItsRainingx3Chucks connected

brendathelesbain3: real girls with a pussy is better then a guy with a pussy and a dick sorry so f*ck off

The_Chad16: girl86 plaease flash your cam

Published On: 8/6/2006

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My Blog: I offically win at life! By: l_lexy_l
Trevenrockon_snowboard: sht i wish u live in idaho RedNeck_Woman: why so i can be a hoe RedNeck_Woman: lmao l_lexy_l: But you already are one. l_lexy_l: Oohhhh! l_lexy_l: Classic! RedNeck_Woman: fck u l_lexy_l: Victory! Published On: 8/1/2006 Add/View Comments (0)

My Blog: LONGBOARD RACE
By: LBC

King of The Forest 2006

By Rocky Anderson

Located between Lynn Headwaters Regional Park and Mount Seymour Provincial Park in North Vancouver, the Lower Seymour Conservation Reserve comprises roughly one third of the 18,000 hectare Seymour Watershed.

Within minutes of downtown the reserve contains some of the most impressive and diverse landscapes in the Vancouver area. Previously known as the Seymour Demonstration Forest, (Demo forest) and renamed in the spring of 1999, almost 25 miles (40 km) of roads and recreational multi-use trails run through the Lower Seymour Conservation Reserve (LSCR).

This forest is one of the most beautiful places I have ever had the pleasure of riding my longboard in. We still call it the Demo Forest even though officially the name has been changed. Nestled in this forest is a 10 kilometer paved path that winds through the trees with breathtaking views, creeks, wildlife and a few nice long rolling hills. This paved path is closed to motor vehicles and used by all manner of recreational activities such as bikers, walkers, joggers, rollerbladers etcAfter spending some time riding with friends along this path, I was sitting down with my good buddy Tony Bag of Donuts Moberg discussing the possibility of developing a unique event for the Vancouver longboard scene and he suggested that we think about the Demo Forest. This was the birth of The King of The Forest 20k Longboard Endurance Race. The first year we decided that begging forgiveness was easier than asking for permission so we ran The KOTF as an outlaw race. The race went off without a hitch and the awards ceremony/after party was an absolute blast. However, a few days after the event I did receive a letter from the man in charge at The LSCR. He was not happy with our outlaw race. I wrote him back and in my letter I let him know that we would like the opportunity to learn how to use the reserve responsibly, (Begging forgiveness). They set some simple guidelines for us and we met them.

July 7^th 2006 we met at 6:00pm at the gazebo, near the starting gate for the race meeting. The energy level was high, the anticipation strong. Standing by, prepared for the worst and hoping for the best were The Saint Johns Ambulance volunteers. Along the course, racers would find five race course Marshals dressed in red KOTF t-shirts, armed with two way radios. In the flats there were water stations that Im sure all the racers were happy to find. This is a grueling 20 KM race against the clock; not for the casual cruiser. The first heat of four left the gate at 6:30 sharp. The remaining heats followed in two minute intervals. Again, this race went off without a hitch and we raised close to $1000.00 for a local humanitarian organization called The Harvest Project. Each racer paid a $50.00 entrance fee with half of that fee being donated to the local charity.

Last years second place winner Mathew Haines was crowned King Mathew with a record breaking time of 44:29, beating The defending champion King Brians record of 47:50. King Brian fell into 9^th place with 51:37. Last years third place winner Hugh Kibbling Johnston moved up a spot to take second place with 47:06. Matt Hoodie Shaw also moved up from 5^th place last year to claim 3rd place with 47:26.

Good times had by all and another KOTF goes down in the record books. I would like to take this opportunity to thank all the racers, the guys at The Lower Seymour Conservation Reserve and the sponsors (Landyachtz, Rayne, Redneck, OSB, Skull Skates, Wickwinder, Concrete Wave, Spectrum Skatepark Creations & Lonsdale Board Co.) Special thanks to Tammy Anderson, Ari Barnes, Tim Watson and all the volunteers for a great event. Who will be crowned King of The Forest next year

Published On: 7/12/2006

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My Journal: awww grade 11 rest in peace.
By: mestephanieme

I MISS YOU GRADE 11
I MISS YOU ACCOUNTING CLASS
I MISS YOU EARTH SCIENCE
I MISS YOU GET FRESH CREW
I MISS YOU SUBWAY CLUB
I MISS YOU BARB
I MISS YOU M.C. SESHES
I MISS YOU DARKROOM
I MISS YOU RANDOM TWIN DAYS
I MISS YOU SELF DIRECTED FIELD TRIPS
I MISS YOU "RICH..ARD" SON?
I MISS YOU BROKEN LOCKER
I MISS YOU BORING LUNCH HOURS
I MISS YOU TECH DECKS
I MISS YOU REDNECK CORNER
I MISS YOU MEDIA KARAOKE
I MISS YOU DEVELOPER
AND I GUESS FIXER TOO
I MISS YOU CHAIR FRIENDS
I MISS YOU MC-CREW
I MISS YOU SOCIALS
I MISS YOU HOLMY
I MISS YOU ODC&UDC
I MISS YOU GRADE 12'S
I MISS YOU DANCE OFFS IN BIZ LAB
I MISS YOU BIZ LAB!!!!!
I MISS YOU BIG WOODEN DESK
I MISS YOU FIGHT-OVER-BIG-WOODEN-DESK-WITH-IDIOT-BOYS
I MISS YOU ACCOUNTING MAGNET TOSS
I MISS YOU SHAVES
I MISS YOU BIRTHDAY STABS
I MISS YOU MATH..I KNOW, BUT I MISS YOU
I MISS YOU FALL DOWN
I MISS YOU SOOOO MUCH FALL DOWN
I MISS YOU OTHER SIDE OF THE CLASS
I MISS YOU AWWKKWAAARRRD
I MISS YOU DUGOUT
I MISS YOU "SHAME"
I MISS YOU ABC NEWS
I MISS YOU HOCKEY-IN-CLASS
I MISS YOU GIRLS
I MISS YOU BOYS

I think..I am kind of sad..that grade 11 is over?

Published On: 6/23/2006

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My Blog: Hey now im a redneck
By: southerngurl13

Sombody once told me that I was ganna smoke weed
I aint the sharpest redneck in town
He was lookin kinda good with the beer in his hand
And the weed in the other one
Now the years start coming and they dont stop coming
Back to the woods so I can go huntin
Didnt make sence not to smoke for fun
Ur brain gets smart but ur head gets dumb
So much to smoke
So much to drink
So whats wrong with getting laid in the back seat
Ull never grow if u smoke
Ull never grow if u smoke
So..................................
Hey now im a redneck
Get the weed lit
Get high
Hey now im a redneck
Get the show on
Get laid
Boy that felling is good
Only getting drunk makes it all fun
Its a drinkin place everyones getting drunk
Fallin on the floor no one can get up

and me and samantha-rebel_hottie69 made that upwhen we was boerd and we havnt made anymore of it up yet it goes to the tune of all star

Published On: 6/22/2006

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My Blog: Oh Holy Cookie....
By: sleepingsouls

I was inspired by reading Kara (beara)'s blogs, also by Kyle and whits random story that mad absolutely no sense whatso ever.

Right now i am doing an assignment that i have already done but i did it completely and utterly wrong. So im doing it now, and it's due today, so technically i shouldnt be doing this, but i am any ways. Kara is trying to talk to me but for some reason the chat thing wont load, which sucks because it's kara and everyone knows she coming to visit me with whit in her duffel bag, she may even come on the same plane as Ash, lol.

I dont know why people like writing in blogs cos i kinda feel like a tool writing down this stuff that i already know. But oh well. Kara if you read this sorry that i can't chat to you, my lappy is being gay.

Something i thought i should say to all those random visitors and all my Friends, ha ha thats what you guys are now, sorry to say but it's true... i love you all... yes even you Kyle. Now the thing i was going to say was that Australian are just way way better then everyone else. lol. yes it's true think about it - what place do we come in the Olympics? 4th, 4th you might say that doesnt mean you're the best, but do you want to know who beats us? i'll tell you America, who has almost 10 times our population - russia who has an even bigger population then america, and china who has an even bigger population then russia. So technically per capita we are the best sporting nation in the world. Next is we drink the most, the only counrty in the worl who drinks more alcohol then us is Russia, and , once again look at how many people they have. Ha ha, oh yeah and also we ride in kangaroos to school, and we wrestle crocodiles when we feel like it. Can you do that? No you can't but the one thing you guys have better then us (except for the friggen redneck hick americans) is your cool accents, we dont have an accent here in Australia... now before you jump on my back and yell at me, hear me out. In Australia we have no accent... it is bland and plain which means that when we go to other countries we pick up their accents easily...which is a fact... the only reason you think we have an accent is because we sound different to you. Ha ha.. also whit if your reading this, mitch is in love with your accent.

The end

Published On: 5/21/2006

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My Journal: run run run By: kurtdavekrist
Prom was dope except there was nothing really exciting, as in noone was drunk but but but jame's mom is a redneck hot mom...the kind that like offer you a deer leg or some shi*t haha Thug Life Published On: 5/12/2006 Add/View Comments (0)

My Blog: redneck By: arcticcat
I am a redneck Rulez they are gods of rocks and no one can take there place!!!... Published On: 4/12/2006 Add/View Comments (0)

My Blog: Dislikes
By: _autospy

scene kids, fakers, anyone who claims to be emo,
emo music, anything to do with emo music, beef, bad music,
skateboarding, idiots, whores, a large majority of the population,
cutters, bugs, dogs, lots of other animals, swimming,
cornflakes, most of the shi*t on TV, san francisco, elevators, math, learning french,
ugly chicks, fat chicks, green day, romantic comedies,
rednecks, sports, dumb hats, self help books, airplanes, wide open meadows,
flying off a swingset and landing painfully, and possibly YOU

Published On: 3/31/2006

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My Blog: Whore it, Love it.
By: XxHer_Infernal_MajestyxX

Okay! So this is really cool. Because why? Because I said so BITCH. Anyways. I'm a spiffy person! Call me.. you know you wanna. 1-940-594-6696 I'm Leslie! I have a person I'm into.. so guys, we can still talk but be friends. I'm still cool! Yep.. Anyways! I love my buddies... Coffee is my now unofficial lesbian lover! She's awesome. Love her, worship her. Or I'll slit your throat. Too bad she doesn't show this kind of love for me! Psh.. what a hoe. Tim! Damn he's so awsome. I can just talk to him for hours about anything and he never gets boring. Machristomapher... I love you dear! Rodger... omg chick boner! RaWh! Love you kid! Sharayah.. One day you and I WILL succeed in taking over the world. Aya/Tasha I still love you even though we hardly ever talk. Charlie! Stay spiffy, and cute! Rayce... omg where to begin? I haven't known this kid long but... I LOVE YOU RAYCE!!!! Vic! omg. You little... perv thingy you! Muahaha.. still awesome! And I still love ya bitch. Billy! Damn rednecks are hot! Stay all redneckish and stuff! Heck yes! And I think that's all. Let me know if I forgot you! I'm sorry if I did! Anyways! Laters!

Published On: 3/29/2006

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My Blog: Spring Break
By: O2BRidin

So we didn't go skiing for break...instead we went where it was supposed to be WARM. We took a week long road trip down to Vegas and i guess we stoped in Salt Lake for a night on the way down. Which turned out to be the worst town ever. But Vegas was a lot of fun...almost too much fun. I have never seen the sun rise so many times in one week. Oh...and we found a new favorite sport....NASCAR. The rednecks have really got something going there. But it was a good trip...lots of fun...and everyone stayed out of jail!! Well that should do it for a while. Ill try to get some of the pictures on sometime but it probably wont happen for a while...I get to go south again to New Mexico now. Traveling is sooo much more fun than school.

Published On: 3/27/2006

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My Blog: insane clown posse's chicken huntin
By: joesbabygirl

Violent J]
Well, I'm heading down a southern trail; I'm going chicken huntin'
Chopping redneck chicken necks I ain't saying nothing
To the hillbilly stuck my barrel in his eye
Boomshacka boomshacka hair jumps in the sky
Why I never liked chicken pot pie?
Or the chopped chicken on rye?
So tell Mr. Billy Bob I'm a cut his neck up
Slice, poke, chop chop, stab, cut
What can you do with the drunken hillbilly
Cut his f*cking eyes out and feed em to his Aunt Milly
Willy Willy chicken neck, chicken hunting gotta love it
Hit him with the twelve gauge bucket, chicken nuggets
Laid out all over the grass
Then his little hound dog will eat em up fast
Last as long as you can my man
Cuz when that chicken head hits the fan, you got
Blood guts fingers and toes [3x]
Sittin front row at the chicken show so...

[Chorus (1x)]
Who's going chicken huntin
We's goin' chicken huntin' [3x]
Cut a motherf*cking chicken up, right!

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Let me get a chicken sandwich with manwich
I'm finna wreck on a chicken neck
Chopping up Hilly and Billy Bob Billy
Cuz I chop motherf*cking redneck silly
Peeked in his yard and what did I see
I seen a chicken boy f*cking a sheep
I say "Mister Mister, what the f*ck you trying to do"
??"Ah, Billy Billy Billy Boo"??
Barrels in your mouth, bullets to your head
The back of your neck's all over the shed
Boomshacka boom chop chop bang
I'm 2 Dope and it ain't no thang
To cut a chicken, trigger's clickin
Blow off his head but his feet still kickin
Last as long as you can my man
Cuz when that chicken head hits the fan you got
Blood guts fingers and toes [3x]
Sittin front row at the chicken show so...

[Chorus (1x)]

[Violent J]
Went to Kentucky, I got lucky
Met this hot-collared bitch named Bucky
Riding on a chicken, milking a cow
Hittin switches in a drop top low ride tractor plow

[Shaggy 2 Dope]

Published On: 2/14/2006

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