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My Blog: bum
By: zodiacskater420

this is my rap its called bum hehe

pee u u stink u might wanna use some soap before i have to call the pope and tell him u sellin dope heres five bucks now go get some soap good luck yo dumb f*ck i hope u get hit by a truck or hit in the face wit a hockey puck god damn u suck more than a prostatute i think ya so dumb that someone betta send u to a itstitute or lock ya self in a laundry shuite or maybe someone should be nice and by u a suite maybe it will be a cute girl opps im sorry u cant even by her a pearl i mean u havent even had pussy from a blow up doll wow i guess u really are a bum youd probaly kiss someones ass and say yum yum no wonder people call u a bum.

this is called 50 that punk bitch hehe

one two click click ya betta hurry up and jump on dr dres back but one thing u cant do is sell crack its the greatest 15 year old rapa come at ya just cuz i dont like ya wit some serious rymes that will come at ya life dont push me cause ill make my lyrics so hursh that theyll kill ya whife dont trust me im a fierce rapa that everyone is afta but trust me u aaint no cracka im the guy all the girls are afta fasho yo and just to let ya know i dont date hos no mo yea yea but u should rreally get some new clothes before u go by some pussy u lil wassy. haha lol all by me yea yea lol hehe

Published On: 3/14/2007

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My Blog: update
By: prarie_dawg

Hey blog! Oh ya i am going on a rail trip with Josh Vaggs, Kevin Griffin, and D-weibe, we some filmers tommorow. We film in manitoba for 6 days then take off to SASK, AB, BC. We got a few filmers and a big VAN. i am stoked should be a lot of fun. I dont have any outerwear which SUCKs cause i gotta wear jeans everyday and i am bummed and cold. I wanta buy andys holden stuff but andy is like 7 feet tall and i think his pants would be to big! I think we have to go shovel 100000 million stairs tonight at popes hill then go shot early because i was told i have too. Well i hope i am back in whistler before the end of January. i also hope my house is still together cause andrew and chris are so x-treme and have partys everyday! anyways i am out cause i am hungry talk to you later blog! peace out

Published On: 1/5/2007

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My Journal: eire man
By: laurellelikestosnowboard

the san juan islands is a unique place. instead of hanging american flags they fly flags of a simple globe, and instead of a north western american town complete with popeyes and starbucks they have only organic bakeries, grocery stores and coffee shops that have carpet on the floors and are usually an extension of someone's home. they wave to each person as they drive by on the street, and no one owns a car made after 1992. there's this guy that lives in the san juan islands on orcus island and his name is brett. when i was down there visiting jordan and alex this summer i met brett, he had his van parked in alex's front yard and was living there for a few weeks with his crazy f*cking hippy girlfriend and their two dogs that looked like wishbone. one night the americans, brett and i sat down around the fire and he told us all these stories about how he usually just disappears to hawaii for months at a time and sleeps in the sand and has the most far out time where no one gives a f*ck. better described he called it an "eire" (pronounced "eye-ree") situation. he told us all about the meaning of eire and how living a simple, spontaneous lifestyle surfing the eire vibe was the path to true and absolute enlightenment. he started to talk about drugs and all the shi*t he's done and he said "hey little lady, have you ever played naked twister with a bottle of oil and some far out physcadelics?"

Published On: 12/8/2006

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My Journal: Dear Old Guy
By: Boulamania

Mr. Pope

There is no reason to blame our low birthrate, on godlessness how do those even relate?

Canada's lack of god worship is not due to anything except a good realization of truth. If one were to study the Conduct of the church in detail one would find that since his holyness christ this becon of hope and outstounding man, the church has a bad track record The Church. Peoples faith doesn't have come from a higher power one can always find this faith inside themselves. Hence no need for a god. I do not have to look to the church to find faith when I will always have it in the deepth of my chest as long as my blood continues to pump.

So you are mad because we have no need to rely on your association. Releasing your control. Which seem is all you seem to look for, in earlier centuries spreading this propaganda 'hope' all over the world. For those who can not find it in themselves. They turn to the church for that hope. Canadains are a strong people of mind, body, and soul.

Your Equal

Chad

Published On: 9/25/2006

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My Blog: GWAR By: kever_thebigpink
well i'm off to vancouver to go see GWAR at the sounds of the underground, it true jimmy bones nature i was got to excited and pee'd my pants at the thought of being covered in Oderus's love juice and the nazi popes blood Published On: 8/7/2006 Add/View Comments (0)

My Blog: I'm awful
By: 1SweetMelissa

Maybe even worse then awful let me count the ways in wich I became so critcal on myself.

Last night after cleaning my apartment, I drank vodka crans and watched Oprah...

Then I got my friend Jessica drunk, she was easy to get real f*cked up. We went to a bar called the horsehead and at Jalepeno popers.... then across the street to a bar called Jameson's were I proceeded to embarrass myself and Jessica got cut off firstly, made out, taken away by a guy who drives a convertible vw rabbit (total chick car homes) then she broke some glasses and got kicked out of Jameson.

I on the other hand talked peoples ears off, then I poured a drink on a silly son of a bitch, and got harrassed by staff member to get my intoxicated friend out of the place.

But it doesn't stop there, the guys walk us to our bike. I try to get on I ride then run into a curb and fall off. Its embarrassing and people laugh, so I take off my shoes and contine by foot. Brandon helps me walk my bike until I decide its so much funner to ride it. I fall once more and lye in the streets laughing hysterically. So shameful

Then upon arriving at my downtown apartment, I make Jessica get her money so we can eat a burrito a Burrito Boy at 2:15 in the morning. I recieve a voice mail from brandon telling me he has my shoes. I fall asleep outside Burrito Boy on their table. I'm pretty sure a bum played with my hair. And not a cool bum either.

I wake up on my floor next to a half eaten bean burrito and pound on my alarm clock. I end up waking around the exact time I was expected at work. I can't find my phone so I grab one misc. cell phoneon the floor and tell my boss I'm late. I make here and I've

been a mess ever since. The heat confusses me, as does my deteriorating brain and eyesight.

I'm awful. This is not how I want to be remembered

Published On: 7/21/2006

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My Blog: Istanbul 2005
By: Martin88

25th of May 2005,
From 45 minutes of dismay to the best night of our lives.
As the clocks started in the final, we all believed,
Until one minute in when we all bereaved.
1-0 Milan and it only got worse,
Then 2-0 and 3-0 was our night of glory cursed?

Our heads were hung low, but there was still hope in our hearts,
And that hope turned to belief 9 minutes into the 2nd half.
Gerrard rose above the rest, to put the fire back in the crest upon his chest,
Because the best DO NOT rest! They stand tall,
And within 2 minutes that passion provided another goal.

You'll Never Walk Alone echoed throughout the crowd and with this our warriors in red stood proud.
The chants rang loud as our confidence grew,
Would this legacy be passed from the old to the new?
And with that something remarkable occurred,
Almost drowned out by the passion of the pool a whistle was heard.
Penalty to Liverpool was this my imagination?
Then as Xabi drilled in the re-bound a roar was heard across the nation.
The mighty reds of Liverpool had achieved the impossible,
Now our night of glory again seemed quite possible.

Legs worked harder and hearts craved success,
But this night belonged to L.F.C some say we may have been blessed.
True we have a few legends,
Residing now in heaven,
But down on earth wearing red shirts I was counting legends and there were eleven.

Every player gave all they had to realise their wildest dreams,
And remember to do this you have to overcome and beat the best of teams.
So as extra time loomed and bodies became worn-out,
Another verse of our famous anthem rang again throughout.

Our 12th man roared again to rally their incredible team,
And every single one of them was dreaming the same dream.
Seeing that huge, big trophy in our captain's grasp,
Then a huge gasp, and a sigh of relief,
As Shevchenko's double shot was saved by Dudek.
See all you need is a little belief!!
And rumour has it if you watch the replay in slow-motion and follow nothing but the ball,
There were two goalies on the line that night: Dudek and Pope John Paul.

So as penalties followed and Serginho first stepped up,
Stevie G secretly had one eye on the cup.
Pirlo followed and missed his chance,
Dudek took Carra's advice and did a little dance.
Smicer's kick was a good one, and it was Milans last chance to redeem,
But Dudek guessed the right way and realised every Liverpudlian's dream!

Finally 21 years later after that glorious night in rome,
A new era for Liverpool was born and THE CUP WAS COMING HOME.
As celebrations continued I realised it REALLY was not a lie,
At the end of the storm there REALLY IS a golden sky!

Published On: 5/23/2006

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My Journal: all smiles
By: Chandizle

AH man
GOD I love snowboarding

Krista and I went up this morning before we had to go to work
IT was beautiful
Harmony and Peak were AWESOME!
DROOLERIFIQUE!

It always amazes me how good Krista is. BASTARD! She is so good and I always feel like I'm holding her back when we go riding together. Although, she's pretty good at telling me to shut up and just do it. HA!
She made me feel good though today, she told me she's knows that I can do it, it's just a matter of me building up the courage to do it.
I expressed my jealoussy to her... I'm a little jealous she's so friken good. Then she told me she wishes I would just get on it already so that we could rip on the mountain and own this bitch already.
AWW... I'll get there. She's patient enough with me.

We had a good morning
The insane blister that poped on my eight hour hike last weekend was killing me. ARG! Whatever though. Nothing a bandaid and some tylenol wont fix

I so love snowboarding
I have to change the songs on my MP3 so that tomorrow when I go riding by myself I can ride to the tunes

We also talked about mountain biking and skate boarding. Two things I really want to get into.
SOON!

Well not much to report
I'm at work, CSA today
tonight I'm going out with Krista and JEff to the Full Moon PArty
Tomorrow I'm working at REsortQuest for a bit, then I'm going riding in the afternoon.
Monday I move
AHH.. which reminds me I have to finish packing. I packed my room last night. It's all in one corner at the moment
I have to wash my walls before I leave.
I just have to pack all of my bathroom stuff and kitchen stuff

I'm soo excited
WOO!
I just got a fantastic hug from a friend. He just made my day!
Even though I've been having an amazing day.. he put the cheri on top.

I'm so excited to have my own place.
SO SO SO SO SOOOOOOOO EXCITED!
I can't wait to start buying art to put on my walls
I've been whoaring a bit a deviantart.com to try and find some prints.
But I'm really into Sam Flores at the moment and want some of his prints

I also need to buy some carpets... you know funky ones.. IKEA

sigh..

I'm just awesome
thanks
life is good

Published On: 5/13/2006

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My Journal: we did italy and greece
By: ellen_watson

so much for the greek shipping heirs. we found that italians dress and dance wayy better. sadly the pope was busy the day we were at the vatican so i didn't get to talk to him about my thoughts on world peace. saw where jay-z and beyonce chill on the island of capri, and decided that i may join them next year. let's just say italy/greece 06 went well. discoteques, planes, buses, ferry boats. we were living 10 hours ahead and let me tell you, the future looked pretty great.

Published On: 3/21/2006

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My Blog: POW, POW, AND MORE POW!!!!11111oneone
By: AkagiFox

Just spent a day riding pow. We got 25cm of snow in the last three days...Crazy shi*t for Edmonton in March.

I'm totally stoked about riding Marmot, Lake Louise, and Sunshine with Munkey for Spring-Break.

Also, "Pefect Speed" by 13&God is the best damn song ever! Check it out in '91 Words For Snow'

P.S. My other blog is at http://popegregoryix.blogspot.com

-All Rights Reserved, All Wrongs Justified.

Published On: 3/20/2006

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My Blog: U MIGHT BE
By: Fear_the_SPORK

YOU MIGHT BE FROM LOUISIANA IF....

1. You've ever wore shorts at Christmas time.

2. You pronounce Lafayette as "Laffy-ette" not "La-fy-ette".

3. You learned to drive a boat before you could drive a car.

4. You know the meaning of a "Delcambre Reeboks" (that would be a pair of all white fishing boots).

5. You offer somebody a "coke" and then ask them what kind: Coca-Cola, Dr. Pepper, Pepsi, 7Up?

6. You can name all of your 3rd cousins.

7. You plan your vacation around hunting season & LSU football.

8. You greet people with "Ha's ya momma'an'dem?" and hear back "Dey fine!"

9. Every so often, you have waterfront property.

10. When giving directions you use words like "uptown",
"downtown","backatown", riverside", "lakeside! ", "northshore",
"westbank", "down the bayou" or "cross the river".

11. When you refer to a geographical location "way up North," you are referring to places like Shreveport, Little Rock or Memphis, "where it gets real cold!"

12. Your burial plot is six feet over rather than six feet under.

13. You've ever had Community Coffee.

14. You can pronounce Tchoupitoulas but can't spell it (also, Thibodaux, Opelousas, Pontchartrain, Ouachita, Atchafalaya).

15. You don't worry when you see ships riding higher in the river than the top of your house.

16. You judge a po-boy by the number of napkins used. (Amen)

17. The waitress at your local sandwich shop tells you a fried oyster po-boy dressed is healthier than a Caesar salad.

18. You know the definition of "dressed."

19. You can eat Popeye's, Haydel's and Zapp's for lunch and wash it down with Barq's and several Abitas, without losing it all on your stoop.

20. The smell of a crawfish boil turns you on more than HBO.

21. You "wrench" your hands in the sink with an onion bar to get the crawfish smell off.

22. You're not afraid when someone wants to "ax you something."

23. You go by "ya-mom-en-'dems" on Good Friday for family supper.

24. You don't learn until high school that Mardi Gras is not a national holiday.

25. You don't realize until high school what a "county" is.

26. You believe that purple, green and gold look good together (and you will even eat things those colors).

27. You go to buy a new winter coat (what most people refer to as windbreakers)

28. Your last name isn't pronounced the way it's spelled.

29. You know what a nutria rat is but you still pick it to represent your baseball team. (Geaux Zephyrs).

30. You have a ditch on at least one side of your property.

31. You have spent a summer afternoon on the Lake Pontchartrain seawall catching blue crabs.

32. You describe a color as "K&B Purple."

33. You like your rice and politics dirty.

34. When given the choice for Governor between a KKK leader and Edwin Edwards, it's a difficult decision.

35. You pronounce the largest city in the state as "Newawlins."

36. You know those big roaches can fly, but you're able to sleep at night anyway.

37. You prefer skiing on the bayou.

38. You assume everyone has mosquito swarms in their backyard.

39. You realize the rain forest is less humid than Louisiana.

40. You can list all the ingredient's of a gumbo or a jambalaya.

41. You go to the "boat", but you don't plan on spending any time over water.

42. When you're in Baton Rouge you know the difference between the old bridge & the new bridge.

43. If you ever had to wait for the bridge to "come down" so you can get home.

44. If you pull for the Saints (who else would)?

45. If you've ever been to a wedding and someone either danced in a ..3 washtub or with a broom and this was considered normal.

46. You make your groceries, or, wash your dishes,or, have an icebox.

47. You can't think of anybody that can cook better than your momma.

48. You know when it's appropriate to use "Tony Chachere's" (anytime!!!!).

49. You know an old person that can "treat" you for warts.

50. The four seasons in your year are: crawfish, shrimp, crab and King Cake.

51. If you think you go to school to talk to friends.

Published On: 2/22/2006

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My Blog: My Snowmobile excursion!
By: Bad_9191

The other day me and my freind went on a snowmobile derby. It was really fun and about 85 miles. I Olny hit the bush bout 3 times and we got chased by cops and game wardens, but there to slow. Then the last liek 2 miles my stabalizer bar poped outta place and i went to turn right and it wouldnt let me, so i took the straight road home. I got back looked at it, kicked it, and it was fixed. I was happy!! Then the next mornin it got really cold and it froze my gas lines, so it's sittin in my freinds yard, i proabably sohuld go get it!

Published On: 1/23/2006

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NEGRO: beer quote site i found online
By: negro_23

Beer Quotes

As many of you know and I'm sure the rest could figure out we do enjoy a tasty beverage every once in a while. Actually pretty often. Here's some beer and drink quotes compiled from various lists, books and websites. Quite a few came from http://www.tastybrew.com, a great site for everything beer related. Should you have one of your own to contribute e-mail them to webmaster@teamcrude.com.

Three great beer commercials (each is greater than 1mb in size), click 'Opening competition', 'Good dog' or 'Best beer commercial of the year'.

"What can the Brits tell us Czechs about the quality of beer? It's as if we Czechs went to France and told them how to make champagne." --Jan Vesely, chairman of the Czech Brewing and Malthouse Association, after CAMRA called to question the quality of some Czech beers

"The misconception is you need to learn how to taste. It's more a sense of recognition than a sense of taste." --Jerald O'Kennard of the Beverage Testing Institute in Chicago on tasting beer

SAM: What'd you like, Normie?
NORM: A reason to live. Give me another beer. --Cheers

"The most dynamic beer culture in the world is here. There is more going on with brewing in America than anywhere else." --Kalamazoo Brewing founder Larry Bell

"All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer." --Homer Simpson

"To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a support group. Salvation in a can!" - Dave Howell

"Be always drunken. Nothing else matters...
Drunken with what?
With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you will.
But be drunken." --Baudelaire

"Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink." --Gore Vidal

"Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer, and denies you the beer to cry into." --Don Marquis, 1878-1937, American journalist

"It is a fair wind that blew men to the ale." --Washington Irving

"Work is the curse of the drinking classes." --Oscar Wilde

"Chicken Soup for the Beer Drinkers Soul......Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." --Jack Handy

"Let us reflect if we wish to be brilliant. Too much immprovisation leavs themind stupidly void. Running beer gathers no foam." --Victor Hugy

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy." --Tom Waits

"Good ale, the true and proper drink of Englishmen. He is not deserving of the name of Englishman who speaketh against ale, that is good ale." --George Borrow

"We're wanted men, we'll strike again, but first let's have a beer." --Jimmy Buffett

"Drowning our liver from river to river." --Team Donner Party

"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world." --Kaiser Welhelm

WOODY: Hey, Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you.
NORM: I know. If she calls, I'm not here. --Cheers

"The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk they're sober." --William Butler Yeats

"I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer." --Homer Simpson

"Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer." --Henry Lawson

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." --Frank Sinatra

"Here sleep in peace a Hampshire grenadier,
Who caught his death by drinking cold small beer;
Soldiers, take heed from his untimely fall,
And when you're hot, drink strong, or not at all." --Epitaph on a soldier's grave

"The pub knows a lot, almost as much as the churches." --Joyce Carey

"Show me a nation whose national beverage is beer, and I'll show you an advanced toilet technology." --Mark Hawkins in the New York Times, 1977

"A quench of bartenders." --Arizonan Karen Heberman's winning entry in the Ardent Spirits Web site competition to find a collective noun for bartenders

"Why should mother go without her nourishing glass of Ale or Stout on washing day?" --1920s anti-temperance slogan

"...the stronger and staler the Beer (in it) is, the Better the Ketchup will be." --18th century cookbook author Hanna Glasse's advice to ship captains on how to prevent ketchup from spoiling on a long sea voyage

"I don't have a drinking problem, except when I can't find a drink." --Tom Waits

"Wine is but a single broth, ale is meat, drink and cloth." --English proverb

"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk in order to spend time with his friends." --Ernest Hemingway

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." --Henny Youngman

"I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me." --Winston Churchill

"My people must drink beer." --Frederick the Great

"Yes, my soul sentimentally craves British beer." --Thomas Campbell

"Life alas, is very drear. Up with the glass, down with the beer!" --Louis Untermeyer

"The Church is near by the road is icy. The bar is far away but I will walk carefully." --Russian Proverb

"I meditate and put on a rubber tire with three bottles of beer. Most of the time I just sit picking my nose and thinking." --James Gould Cozzens on what he does in his study.

"I would give all my fame for a pot of ale and safety." --William Shakespeare

"God made yeast, as well as dough, and he loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation." --Ralph Waldo Emerson

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." --Stephen Wright

"Making light lager beer is like going to the beach in a thong. You better have all your parts in place or it's going to be ugly." --Tom Dargan, brewer for the Gordon Biersch Restaurant & Brewery in Broomfield, Colo.

"Whiskey and Beer are a man's worst enemies... but the man that runs away from his enemies is a coward!" --Zeca Pagodinho

"One pint of beer ... equals 1/2 college credit in philosophy." --Raymond Hankins

"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her." --W. C. Fields

"Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." --Homer Simpson

"Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink." --Tucker Max

"If you can't have 1 by 11, have 11 by 1." --Anonymous

"They who drink beer will think beer." --Washington Irving

"Back and side go bare, go bare,
Both foot and hand go cold;
But, belly, God send thee good ale enough,
Whether it be new or old." --Bishop Still (John), Gammer Gurton's Needle

"A pleasant apertif, as well as a good chaser for a short quick whiskey, as well again for a fine supper drink, is beer." --M.F.K. Fisher

"For drink, there was beer which was very strong when not mingled with water, but was agreeable to those who were used to it. They drank this with a reed, out of the vessel that held the beer, upon which they saw the barley swim." --Xenophon, c.435-c.354 B.C., Greek historian

"Beer has long been the prime lubricant in our social intercourse and the sacred throat-anointing fluid that accompanies the ritual of mateship. To sink a few cold ones with the blokes is both an escape and a confirmation of belonging." --Rennie Ellis

"No, sir: There is nothing which has yet been contrived by man by which so much happiness is produced as by a good tavern or inn." --Samuel Johnson

"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!" --Brian O'Rourke

"I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death." --Jack Kerouac

"They didn't trademark everything back then. Now someone farts and they put a TM after it. Even Miller Lite says 'A Fine Pilsner Beer' on the label. It is a crime." --Michael Jackson, the Beer Hunter

"Pure water is the best gifts a man can bring. But who am I that I should have the best of anything? Let princes revel at the pump, let peers with ponds make free...beer is good enough for me." --Lord Neaves

"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?" --W.C. Fields

"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer." --Frank Zappa

"Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and drink that they may live." --Socrates

"For a quart of Ale is a dish for a King." --William Shakespeare

SAM: What'll you have Normie?
NORM: Well, I'm in a gambling mood, Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap.
SAM: Looks like beer, Norm.
NORM: Call me Mister Lucky. --Cheers

"Gimme a pigfoot and a bottle of beer." --Janis Joplin

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." --Benjamin Franklin

"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." --Dave Barry

"Busy, curious, thirsty fly,
Drink with me, and drink as I.
On a Fly drinking out of a Cup of Ale Source." -- William Oldys 1696-1761

"Why do I drink? So that I can write poetry." --Jim Morrison

WOODY: How's it going, Mr. Peterson?
NORM: Poor.
WOODY: I'm sorry to hear that.
NORM: No, I mean pour. --Cheers

"I pray thee let me and my fellow have a haire of the dog that bit us last night." --John Heywood, Be Merry Friends

BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!!! --The Book of Genesis

"A mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer." --Ancient Egyptian adage

"Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser." --Anonymous

"To some, it's a six-pack' to me, it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!" --Unknown

"Women and drink. Too much of either can drive you to the other." -- Michael Still

"He was a wise man who invented beer." -- Plato

"I've always believed that paradise will have my favorite beer on tap." --Rudyard Wheatley

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." --Cliff Clavin (Cheers)

"O Beer! Guinness, Allsopp, Bass! Names that should be on every infant's tongue!" --C.S. Calverley

"She never tasted it -- it can't be tasted in a sip!'" --Charles Dickens

WOODY: What's the story, Mr. Peterson?
NORM: The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy ending. --Cheers

"..and I will make it felony to drink small beer." --William Shakespeare

"What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? What event more awfully important to an English colony than the erection of its first brewhouse?" --Reverend Sydney Smith

"Beer drinking doesn't do half the harm of lovemaking." --Eden Philpotts

WOODY: How would a beer feel, Mr. Peterson?
NORM: Pretty nervous if I was in the room. --Cheers

"Flow Welsted, flow! like thine inspirer, beer!
Tho' stale, not ripe; tho' thin, yet never clear;
So sweetly mawkish, and so smoothly dull;
Heady, not strong; o'erflowing tho' not full." --Alexander Pope

"Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him." --Mark Twain

"I do not remember the poor creature, small beer." --William Shakespeare

"You can never buy beer. You just rent it. --Archie Bunker

"Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer." --Al Bundy

"Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and to celebrate the good days." -- Ancient Egyptian Credo

SAM: What do you know there, Norm?
NORM: How to sit. How to drink. Want to quiz me? --Cheers

"I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night." --Ancient Greek Proverb

"I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me." --W.C. Fields

"God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer." --Anne Sexton

"Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol." --Anonymous

"Beauty lies in the hands of the beerholder." --Anonymous

COACH: Can I draw you a beer, Norm?
NORM: No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one. --Cheers

"Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life." --Anonymous

"Life's too short to drink cheap beer." --Anonymous

"Drink triple, see double and act single." --Anonymous

"I drink, therefore I am." --Anonymous

"When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer." --Dave Barry

"There can't be good living where there is not good drinking." --Ben Franklin

"You sit back in the darkness, nursing your beer, breathing in that ineffable aroma of the old-time saloon: dark wood, spilled beer, good cigars, and ancient whiskey - the sacred incense of the drinking man." --Bruce Aidells

"People who drink light 'beer' don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot." -- Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI

SAM: What's new, Normie?
NORM: Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer. --Cheers

"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time." --Catherine Zandonella

"I drink to make other people interesting." --George Jean Nathan

WOODY: Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?
NORM: All right, but stop me at one. Make that one-thirty. --Cheers

WOODY: What's going on, Mr. Peterson?
NORM: The question is what's going in Mr. Peterson? A beer please, Woody. --Cheers

"Fermentation may have been a greater discovery than fire." --David Rains Wallace

"All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow." --Dave Barry

"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs." --David Daye

WOODY: Hey, Mr. Peterson, what's up?
NORM: The warranty on my liver. --Cheers

"America is a country of beer, not wine, drinkers." --Tom Dalldorf

"Beer, if drunk in moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit and promotes health." --Thomas Jefferson

"I'll have another beer. I'm not driving." --Father Theodore, Trappist monk

"The government will fall that raises the price of beer." --Czech saying

"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer." --Dave Barry

"Let us drink for the replenishment of our strength, not for our sorrow." --Cicero

CLIFF: Hey, Norm, What's up?
NORM: My blood-alcohol level. --Cheers

"Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine." --David Moulton

"If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose." --Jack Handy, deep thoughts

"I recommend..bread, meat, vegetables, and beer." --Sophocles

"I work until beer o'clock." --Stephen King

COACH: What would you say to a beer, Normie?
NORM: Daddy wuvs you. --Cheers

"Life begins at 60 - 1.060, that is." --Denny Conn

"Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into." -- Don Marquis

"Beer is a wholesome liquor....it abounds with nourishment." --Dr. Benjamin Rush, American physician

"Quaintest thoughts, queerest fancies come to life and fade away. What care I how time advances; I am drinking ale today." --Edgar Allan Poe

"I decided to stop drinking with creeps. I decided to drink only with friends. I've lost 30 pounds." --Ernest Hemingway

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." --Ernest Hemingway

"Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer." --Frekerick William

"Beer does not make itself properly by itself. It takes an element of mystery and of things that no one can understand." --Fritz Maytag, American brewer

"If my mother was tied up and held ransom, I might think about making a light beer." --Greg Koch, CEO and co-founder of Stone Brewing

SAM: What do you say, Norm?
NORM: Any cheap, tawdry thing that'll get me a beer. --Cheers

"Spring is here, so let's have a beer." --Randal G. Sprecher

"There is more to life than beer alone, but beer makes those other things even better." --Stephen Morris

"Put it back in the horse!" --H. Allen Smith, after he drank his first American beer.

"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind." --Humphrey Bogart

"I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion." -- Miguel de Cervantes

Published On: 1/23/2006

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My Journal: 1/4/2005
By: durdyn

So I'm here at work awaiting the death of the Pope. It's actually a very interisting, but sad moment in the wonderful time that we live in. History is being made as I sit here and type this journal entry. I've come to realize that each generation has some new and some of the same problems from the generation before, though some may take a mask of a different form.

Published On: 4/1/2005

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My Journal: 8/4/2005 By: who_am_i_749
W.H.E.N. T.H.E. V.A.T.I.C.A.N. S.H.O.W.E.D. A. P.I.C.T.U.R.E. O.F. G.E.O.R.G.E. B.U.S.H. A.T. T.H.E. P.O.P.E'S F.U.N.E.R.A.L. T.H.E. C.R.O.W.D. S.A.I.D. "B.O.O." A.N.D. B.U.S.H. S.A.I.D. "W.H.A.T'S. B.O.O. M.E.A.N. I.N. I.T.A.L.I.A.N?" PLEASE DON'T IM ME HERE!!! IT FREEZES MY COMPUTA!!! AOL: bordieshortie77 YAHOO: sxxiefyreborder7747 Published On: 4/8/2005 Add/View Comments (0)

My Journal: 15/10/2004
By: damato

ROMA, Italia,

Rome is a really amazing city, 4 days there was a rush to try and see everything!!! We came in kind of late so, we didn’t do much the first night, In the morning we got up early and Saw La basilica de San Pietro in the Vatican City, got a free tour in English and learned a lot about the art and history, then we took another tour of the Vatican Museums and the Sistine Chapel, There is nothing more amazing then seeing the Raphael Rooms leading up to the Chapel and then The chapel itself, There is so much symbolism within the paintings, for example, A cardinal was mad that all of Michelangelo’s people were naked on the wall, So, He painted the cardinal in the corner of the main wall with a snake biting his balls and a donkey ears to symbolize bad taste in art. The paintings and statues in the Vatican are amazing! After that we got some authentic Italian pizza, took a break and then walked around Rome at night, it is really a completely different feel at night, Checked some ruins and the basilica at night.

On Sat. We went to Circus Maximus - (an old chariot racing stadium)the largest spectator arena in the world during its time holding around 375,000 people now there is not much left, walked through the ancient forum were all the important temples and palaces used to be in Ancient Rome and up onto the palatine hill where Nero’s golden palace used to be, and down to the Coliseum. I bought a book called Rome now and then and its amazing to imagine how Rome used to look in its prime, and it makes you wonder what happened to the city that would make it all ruins because it looked as if it would have lasted forever. Inside the coliseum they used to hold not only matches between gladiators but also hunts against different animals and occasional animal vs. animal showdowns. One time the hunters were going against 30 elephants and after they killed off the first 2 the remaining 28 stampeded in a heard at the wall and collapsed a big part of the coliseum. During another hunt which seemed to be getting a little boring the Emperor Commonus (gladiator) jumped into the stands and started slaying spectators, and they other side erupted with cheers, Commonus also killed 30 men with a club in tribute to Hercules inside the arena, most were already severely injured, so he would kill 5, stop, drink some wine, kill 5 more, have some bread etc. There was like 6-7 couples taking wedding pictures at the coliseum and as we were leaving and checking out the illegal street vendors selling Gucci, Prada, & Louie purses, sunglasses watches etc. The Indian Street vendors got into with the Black street vendors a fight/skirmish broke out one Indian guy’s face was bleeding under his eye and was holding a solid glass souvenir block thing as a fist pack ready to go knock out the other African but his buddies held him back and the other dude got away, what was once a block market quickly turned into a empty street as the Indian gave chase, and everyone selling quickly vacated the area.

That night we checked out the Spanish steps, The Pantheon and The Fountain de Trevi all amazing sites, we hung out at the Fountain for a few hours and talked to some Italians. Had the best ice cream in the world and called it a night after getting lectured by some Yugoslavians about liking the Sacramento Kings and not the Lakers.

Sunday we went back to the Vatican and listened to the pope bless the entire square for 30 minutes. Then returned to the Pantheon and went inside, really quite amazing, continued are walk passed all types of monuments and then ended up passed the Forum and at the Pyramid.

Our Last day we tried to go to the top of the Vatican but lines were so long, so we went back in one more time and checked out some of the art we had missed walked to the Spanish steps and checked out all the real Louis Vuitton, Dolce & Gabbana, Prada stores and had some really good salmon pasta before the trip home.

Published On: 10/15/2004

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My Journal: 10/10/2004 By: recklessM3rider
7 strait days of work on 12 hour shifts and then TDY to pope man I am going to be so wore out I wont be able to function oh well. hopefully I get a couple days off out of it. Published On: 10/10/2004 Add/View Comments (0)

My Journal: 24/5/2004
By: omb

A longweekends....hmmmm not buying music this weekend..yeah right.
New Mayhem err yeah your to scared not to love it.

Pig Destroyer aahahhh Julie please call me back and do me doing Pig destroyer.

Non Phixon um yeah you know it's good

Neuriois w/ Jarobe yeah I got it

K West well you gotta stay current

Gorgoroth gotta support black metal cause they might go to jail for upsetting the pope 86 liters of blood on my streets....hmmmm 5 years

got more of my tattoo done,but it hurt so much that I started laughing so much so that Brian the artist started laughing.we had to stop but I now half Jesus and the3 wise men playing nicey ball on my arm.followed by numerous doubles and getting called out on a patio as the craziest partier of all time,so random and I blushed...pheww people are weird to me somedays.

Oh and I was raving about the Shins my bad I hate that group....sorry girls I was so sad being there (not emo sad just sad) dance card 0 on that night.Oh well.......going skating with Fratboy goodtimes were both jaded and over it .Bye bye

Published On: 5/24/2004

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My Journal: 9/5/2004
By: yukeepfalndown

HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLAHOLLA!!!!! yeah so im watching television ZZZZEEEEWWWWWWMMMMMZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIOOOOWWWWWWWWWW totaly focused and this guy comes on and starts talk'n bout god and just stuff and he said that if people started using positive enforcment such as telling people they look good or how much they mean to you, when the thought pops into your head then alot more relationships could last longer. And the other night i was chatting with a good friend and the thought of how good a friend he was poped into my head, so i told him, he smiled and life goes on. So after i saw this show i thought sh*t these thoughts of good stuff do pop into my head alot SO now im going to be more outright with those positive thoughts. Just somthing to think bout'
later dayz

Published On: 5/9/2004

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My Journal: 22/7/2004
By: castelberg

don't dream your life, live your dream ;-)

Still waiting fro some new pow pow :-(

Whe finaly got a bit powder here arround queenstown, but it's not enought to go big :-) whe still waiting for some mor, but it's a high for the next few days expectet...
Guess that means riding in the park/pope and doing some serieus parties in the evening untill it snows...
*lol*

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live is one big adventure, never stop exploring

CHECK MY WEBSITE OUT:

http://www.ralphcastelberg.ch

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http://www.ralphcastelberg.ch/e_index.htm

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Published On: 7/22/2004

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