Okay numero uno, I hate the word Hipster. I'm saying this now because its been stuck in my head since last week and when your drunk its the shi*t that comes down the brain and out of the mouth, of mine. That made no sense but thats okay this will be edited shortly. For sure....
Here's a complete list of reasons I ain't no hipster & won't be associated with the term and its like a plauge the rivals sars...
My name is Melissa Dye
I have vintage shoes but the heels of them are completely nails, from stomping. I suppose
My bike is a pink mountain bike, not a cruiser
I was once gang profiled when I was 19 after rampaging a house party.
I own a mac, but the two applications I use the most are i-tunes and Finder (random, I know)
I don't mind pabst or $3 buck-chuck red wine from trader joes
I'm not vegan
I prefer Joy Division to New Order any day regaurdless of discography Snowboarders are NOT hipsters, most snowboarders from Cali are rich brats.
Hipsters are usually poor and like art Wait I love art and I'm poor
Not all my wardrobe is vintage... but then again its so not at all American Eagle either
I don't own a pair of ass huggin wranglers
I will never spend $130 on a pair of jeans no matter how good they look... because its 1/4 of my bank account
I work out, mostly at a gym or I work it
I watch Yacht Rock nuff said
Someone had to explain the term "Scene" to me
I live around a bunch of old people even though I'm downtown
My job hasn't ever allowed me to be "creative" even though I am
I've never been un-employed
I don't have a live journal I've never had friendster, Myspace is its own thang
Not a DJ by any means... not a model either (two occupations hipster girls are held responsible for being)
I have a huge crush on Buddy Holly and Bubbles
I never ever talk about Philosophy, Politics or Religion with anyone except family
Socialist Feminist
I might be a hipicrit and I'm aware of it
Vincent Gallo makes me sick
Yo I don't hang with Gary Zon we just are always at the same spots
the list wil be continued in later rants... feel free to chime in on this.
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