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Events/News - Whistler Blackcomb: A week of snow & sun
By: WhistlerBlackcomb


What a week! It all started Monday morning... I opened my eyes to see something that caught me off guard; fluffy snow covering the trees outside my window! Snowphone Steve assured me there was at least 25cms of pow in the alpine, so after a flurry of phone calls to friends, I headed up the hill.

Now don't get me wrong, I LOVE powder days, but it's always such a scramble! We had a tough time sticking together in a group of 5 with 3 snowboarders and 2 skiers. We all met up doing a couple of Jersey Cream laps, getting fresh lines and face shots on Cougar Milk. Pretty much all of the alpine was still closed for Avi-control, so we chose to line up at Crystal Chair. We waited and waited... Some trouble maker in the line started throwing snowballs and that was it, a full on snowball war ensued! Our group decided to bail and go riding and it opened after we left! ALWAYS stick with the lift line you choose, that was my lesson of the day.

Over the next couple days the skies opened up and puked a whopping 84cms! My next day to ride was Thursday, so I headed up for a cruise and I couldn't believe it, blue bird! New snow & sunny skies = perfection. The week isn’t even over yet, the Showcase Showdown returns on Saturday (tomorrow) with a different style; the Backyard Slopestyle. Inspired by the mini-parks in locals' backyards all over Whistler, the Showdown will blow the scene up with a snowboard slopestyle at the base of Whistler Mountain. I cannot wait to check it out! Get more info at showcaseshowdown.ca

Keep on shredding!

-Alex



Published On: 2/27/2009
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EXTRA, EXTRA 'YOUNG, WILLING
& EAGER' Episode on Transworld.
Transworld Magazine online wiis currently airing a free episode of ‘ Young, Willing, & Eager’ on their website. The episode
entitled ‘Milking It’, features Sr. Transworld Photographer Scott Serfas
trying to squeeze out some magazine worthy photos of Johnny and Logan up
in the Mt. Seymour backcountry!


http://snowboarding.transworld.net/2008/11/09/milking-it-with-scott-serfas-v
 
Check it out!
YWE


Published On: 11/20/2008
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my blog: Go on
By: black_voodoo


 im confused

 
 
Find nothing but faith in nothing
Want to put my tender
Heart it in a blender
Watch it spin round to a beautiful oblivion
Rendezvous then I'm through with you
 
survey
 
 
L A S T:
01. Last Cigarette: never.
02. Last kiss: like a month ago
03. Last Cry: don't remember.
04. Last Library Book Checked Out: kite runner?
05. Last Movie Seen In a Theater: alvin and the chipmunks.
06. Last Book: kite runner.
07. Last Cuss Word Uttered: shi*t.
08. Last Beverage Drank: milk.
09. Last Food Consumed: pasta.
10. Last time drunk: new years eve
11. Last TV Show Watched: fresh prince.
12. Last Time Showered: yesterday.
13. Last Shoes Worn: chucks.
14. Last CD played: viva la cobra.
15. Last Soda Drank: today.
16. Last Thing Written: yesterday. names.
17. Last Words Spoken: dumbass.
18. Last Annoyance: gary
19. Last Time Scolded Someone: i don't know.
20. Last Web Site Visited: the fashion spot.
21. Last Movie you watched: uh a walk 2 remember [my fav]
22. Last movie you bought: 300 and some other ones.
23. Last song you listened to: viva la white girl.
24. Last bought CD: don't remember.
25. Last person that called you: Gary
26. Last person you were thinking of: Jon
27. Last friend you made: people in class.

B O D Y:
01. Piercings: ears.
02. Tattoos: none.
03. Height: 5'1".
04. Shoe size: seven or eight.
05. Hair color: black roots and brown hair. need redying.
06. Tan or white: dark.

T R U E * O R * F A L S E :
01. You have a crush on someone: somewhat.
02. You wish you could live somewhere else: true.
03. You thought about suicide: true.
04. You believe in online dating: true
05. You want more Piercings: true.
06. You drink: true.
07. You do drugs: true
08. You smoke: false.
09. You like cleaning: false.
10. You like roller costers: true
11. You write in cursive: false.

F - O - R * O - R * A - G - A - I - N - S - T:
01. Long distance relationships?: if there willing to travel ...for
02. Teenage smoking: whatever.
03. Doing drugs: for
04. Driving drunk: against.
05. Soap operas: against.
06. Someone uses someone for his or her goodies: against.
07. Gay rights: for.
08. Current War: against.

H - A - V - E * Y - O - U :
01. Ever cried over a female/male: yeahs.
02. Ever lied to someone: yes.
03. Ever been in a fistfight: yes.
04. Ever been arrested: no.

W - H - A - T :
01. Shoes do you wear: chucks.
02. What are you scared of: lots of stuff
03. Whats your favorite flower: lillies

N - U - M - B - E - R :
01. Of times you have been deeply in love: 1
02. Of times you have had your heart broken? 5
03. Of hearts you have broken: 1
04. Of drugs taken? 1
05. Of people you consider your enemies? zero.
06. Of scars on your body? more then five.
07. Of things in your past that you regret? 5
 

xoxo-brianne


Published On: 1/7/2008
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My Blog: promise.
By: rEjEcTsKaTeR



 

Chase:

before you tell me to get your f*cking name off my page, just read, mmkay? You may have lied, you may have lost it or however you wish to put it. But I never did. Falling in love with you was the best thing that could have possibly happened to me. It made me re-think every little thing I've ever done wrong and regretted later. It made me look at life in a new f*cking light that I always believed to be f*cking worthless and fake. And it may have been lies for you, but from me, it all came from the f*cking heart. And nothing and no one will ever f*cking take that away from me or change that. I've never let anyone in my life so quickly. But there was something about you that I fell for. It made me crack. I had almost lost you once for not opening up. See, you changed me again, I learned to trust in you. That you weren't there to hurt me, only there to listen, love, and care for me. And you gave me friends that I'll have for f*cking ever. And for that, I thank you. Because it's true, I may never have met these great f*cking kids if it weren't for you. Now, there all a major part of my life, and losing you was the hardest thing for me because I love you so f*cking much, and if I lost them too,  I'd really f*cking kill myself. Something harder than losing you, is still standing here, wishing you the best for your life, wishing happiness for you, being here if you ever need me, and being able to let you go. I'll never have you back, but I'm very ok with that. It makes me stronger, because I love you enough to give up. To just leave you alone, to be happy. And yeah, I'm struggling to leave you alone. But you know so much, and you're the only one who does. You're the only one who knows why I sleep the way I do. You're the one who understands why I hate so much, you're the only boy to listen to my heart. I love to hear you breee and laugh, and promise me forever, even if it was a lie. I love seeing your true smile, it makes me melt. You have words that can make any girl fall in love with you, I mean look at me, heh, if you didn't have those pretty f*cking words to go with your f*cking looks, I wouldn't have ever said yes. I would have walked away when I had the chance. But you know what? I don't regret any of it. And believe me when I say I don't lie to you. There's no f*cking reason to. I promise. And promises are way f*cking serious. I don't make promises I can't f*cking keep. I love you Chase, always have and always f*cking will, even if I fight with you or argue and say I f*cking hate you, don't listen, I'm only trying to make you feel bad, which never works, I don't know why I put forth that effort to try. When I promised to marry you, I meant it. Although now, on your side atleast, it's not going to happen. Everyone makes mistakes. I forgave you. For all the lies, f*cking that girl Stephanie (yeah, I found out, she told Tesla, and I asked her about it.), and for Jessika. And for everything else you may have done behind my back. You didn't f*ck up. I did. I shouldn't have ever thought that I was good enough to talk to you, I should have never made you that sign, and I defiantly should have never promised you a damn thing, let alone say yes to you. Because now, my heart is worthless, and I'm filling up with pure hate. Not just for everything I hated before, but for so much f*cking more. So whenever you're made at me, or ignoring me like you are, know how much I do love you. I have my heart written in a f*cking book to prove it. I only wish I could give it to you. And I wish you would finish the book with your side. But that's all far too much to f*cking ask from you. I know. I love you Chase Vincent Migliaccio. No matter what any f*cking bitch has to say. No matter what girl you're f*cking with, no matter how many hateful things you say to me. As I said before, nothing and no one will change my love for you. Liar, I really need you to lie some more. Because I'm losing it all. You, my friends, and now, my father is dying. I'm going to burn in hell for the shi*t I've done. But Liar, I really need you to help me. And I know you're talking shi*t about me, but liar, it's all bullshi*t to make yourself happy. I love the lies. I love you. I hope you find what it is your looking for some day, until then, i hope you make the best of this. I'm here for you. I support  you 103%. I'm just a push of a button away from you. Chase, i do love you. And care for you more then anything in my life.   I'll always love you. You mean more then anything in this Milkyway to me. Even if i can't have you, I want you in my life, everyday, for the rest of the short time i'll be here. I promised you forever. And forever, it will be. I'm a terrible f*cking person. There's a lot i wish i'd never done. Casue karma is really a f*cking bitch. Only you have the intellegence to understand me. That's why i love you. Your so f*cking real with EVERYONE. Even through all your lies. Even when your nothing but a f*cking fake. your the only boy i've evern fallen in love with. Please hold on to that tightly, and keep it close. Cause i will never love anyone else the way i loved you. You may feel completly different then i do, i mean, you said it already, you hate me. But i really don't f*cking care. I love you. Always have. And always will. Forever Chase Vincent Migliaccio. No matter what happens, who your with, what you say or what you do. Nothing will change that love i have for you.

 


Forever. Promise.

 

 


"Don't let go
You're so blind!
You can't save me this time
Hope comes from inside
And I feel so low tonight
If only you could see
The stranger next to me
You promise you promise that you're done
But I can't tell you from the drugs
I wish you could see
This face in front of me
You're sorry you swear it you're done
But I can't tell you from the drugs."



Published On: 12/28/2007
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Rondom: Saying
By: LunerPyro


If at first you don't succeed then break down and start bitching.

I'm not gonna say anything inspirational; I'm just gonna f*cking swear a lot."
-Billie Joe Armstrong

No reason to live, but we like it that way"
-Bloodhound gang-

lifes a bitch.. then you die.. =)

You Don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear"
-johnthegreat

You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same

"People learn from their mistakes."

"and the rivers of egypt with flow with milk and honey."

Some dance to remeber - some dance to forget. - Eagles

"It is better to fail in originality then to succed in immatation." "Appearances can be deciving." "Someone who said that sunny days were best, never danced in the rain." "Never let a fool kiss you, never let a kiss fool you."

The sky is the limit if you let it be.
-V
Can you see my heart in this world you have forgotton?
-Ve
Cut the veins around my wrist, take my heart and never part.
-Ve
I spill my blood willingly

To you I might be just a common fool, but to someone, I'm more than meets the eye...
-Rai Sasaki(Dragon's Destiny)

There is no kai in team

You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because your all the same"

I can't reach the sky without being dragged down...
I can't run forever while I try to hold on...
But if you'll be there where I drown, I don't want to hold your hand...
It's quicker than quicksand and you just won't make it...
-[Quicksand] by Lillix

What happened in the past will stay,but what happens now will go on for life.

"Is your brain broken or something? don't drink and drive!!!"

True wisdom exists in knowing that you know nothing

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
What's another word for ‘synonym’?
Why is ‘abbreviation’ such a long word?

Things I like and things I hate: I don't really feel like telling you that..."
-Kakashi Hatake

You may see me not crying but in the inside, I'm crying...

Beauty lies in the eye of the beholder, but what does a blind man see?" ????

Everyone has hope, faith,and trust within them. So we all should never just lose any of these traits. Protect them and cherish them, as if they are one of your precious belongings. -AFG316

happy endings are for stories that havent ended yet

Dear God...." "u ass"
"No Trev we will not go bungy jumping without a rope"

Don't you feel it?
The colder your touch
The more it turns me on
And the faster beats my heart
And baby more I love you..."
- "I Love You (prelude to tragedy)" by HIM

Billie Joe Armstrong: My name is George W. Bush. Actually, my name is a**hole.
Tre Cool: Orange mocha frappucino!
Bam Margera: I took H.I.M.'s tour bus!

Look up to the stars, but don't look down on the earth.

Tré Cool: I don't understand a word of what Billie just said, so I will just talk about chickens.”

The eleventh commandment: Thou shall rock hard.

darkness is only the beggning

Accept it. Love it. Have some ramen.

Just cause I'm a witch it doesn't mean I'm a bitch. But I can be if you piss me off. Touch what's mine and you'll truly pay.

"sing like you think no one's listening"
I can almost taste it with my nose. -Falcone aka Dico in Haggard

Some books can be devored easily,while others must be taken in piece by piece and digseted slowly.

were I go I just don't know might as well go somewhere in Mexico I eat fairies

When there's a village angry mob, theres only one thing to do....run like the wind and don't look back!!!"

Don't fight with an idiot because they might make you stoop down to their leval and beet you with experience

Roll, Roll, Roll a joint
Twist it at the ends
Light it up and take a puff
And pass it to your friends!

Dont cry for anyone who wont cry for you...

You were born an individul, don't die a clone" or "Its my f*cking life and you know what nobody invited you...so there's the door...see ya!-Billie Joe Armstrong

Would you like me to discribe it to you, or would you like me to find you a box" -Legolas Greenleaf The Two Towers
"A red sun rises blood has been spilt this night" - Legolas Greenleaf The Two Towers

Today is a good day to die_Worf star trek
'Stop Mocking me!"Stewie Griffin Family Guy
"Got ya ha ha ha!" Jokey smurf Smurfs
Baka, Shut up"Hiei Yu-Yu Hakusho
"Quit yer crying,stupid" Inuyasha Inuyahsa

[.x.She'd Absolutly Kill To Here Him Say She's Beautiful.x.]

I never asked for promises. I never wanted anything. I just want you

If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain." -Maya Angelou

Be your self they can only send you to hell once"

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing



Published On: 11/12/2007
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My Journal: euro trip
By: O-Henry


London – We flew into Heathrow and the plan was to catch a train to Jamies grandmothers house in Oxford but her house was flooded.  So we got a tube to Camden & met up with Jamies cousin David who agreed to let us stay for a few days.  The first night in London we met up with some of Jamie’s friends.   We didn’t really want to do any of the touristy stuff in London, but we did go the National Gallery and Trafalger Sqaure. The exchange rate for pounds to Canadian dollars was pretty brutal so we didn’t spend much.  We caught up with a friend from school, Nicole who was in Kensington.  We walked past Hyde Park but we didn’t go check out the Princesss Diana memorial, so I didn’t get the chance to pee in it.  If London wasn’t so ridiculously expensive I would love to live there, going to the pub for a pint is a great way to spend an evening.

Amsterdam – I knew this would be the highlight of the trip, I’d heard a lot of stories about what we should do and where to go in Amsterdam.   To be fair there is a lot of cool stuff to do if sex drugs aren’t your thing …. we did go visit Anne Franks house, and the Rijksmuseum which has about 1000 Van Gogh and Rembrandt paintings.  But my favorite museum was the Heineken Experience which lovingly tells the story of Hollands favorite beer with interactive displays.  As you make your way through the “museum” there are 3 different pubs where you get to sample the beer.  
The nightlife in Amsterdam is amazing, we went to Boom Chicago which is an improv comedy club.  I was surprised how everyone in Holland spoke English, and the Dutch have no accent.  It sounds a bit American and a bit English, but I would have a hard time spotting a Dutchman.
I wanted to check out a coffee house in Amsterdam, but I was not planning on trying any drugs.  We went into a coffee house on the first night & they had a menu of what you could buy – they had cookies and brownies and doughnuts, and hashie milkshakes.   I tried a brownie, it was supposed to be the equivalent of 2 joints.  I think I was more influenced from the jug of beer we had at boom Chicago.   On our second night in Amsterdam we decided to get a gram of marijuana.  I’m not an expert but it was good stuff.  Amsterdam has to be one of the most interesting places, the people dress like Vogue models.  The red light district was not as sleazy as I expected, it seemed pretty touristy actually.   I was surprised when Jamie suggested we go see a live sex show, I was happy to try anything & everything we could on our trip. It was just regular sex, a guy & a girl, 2 lesbians and then a jungle woman with triple-D boobs having sex with a guy in a gorilla suit.  It was something fun to do as a one-off, but I don’t think it would be something you would do every week, like instead of going to the movies you would catch a sex show.
On our last night in Amsterdam we met up with the rest of our Contiki group.  There were 50 people in our group, mostly Australians & New Zealanders and some South Africans, Canadians, Americans.  There were a couple of Brazilians and Tawainese too, so it was a good mix of people.

Munich – we were all pretty hung over when we left Amsterdam at 6am to drive to Munich, Germany.  Our tour guide was Rachel, a cool chick from New Zealand, she basically talked to us like a school teacher & told us we would have to stay with the group & leave when she told us or they’d leave without us.  We arrived in Munich at about 4PM, just in time to go see the Glockinspeil.  Rachel told us it was the highlight of Munich … basically it’s a huge cuckoo clock. It went for 10 minutes, and there were literally 1000s of people watching.  When the clock finally stopped chiming we went for a tour of Munchen.  In the middle of the city is a park where office workers go & sit and eat their lunch and take their clothes off … it was a nudist park!  We went to a beer hall in Munich for dinner, the very one where Hitler used to go to give some of his famous speeches.   German food is pretty good, the main course was literally just a pork leg … no vegetables, no side dish, just meat!  I had 2 steins with my dinner so I don’t remember miuch else happening in Munich, except back at the hotel half the group went to bed & half the group went to the bar for another drink.  Jamie and I met a local Munchen man who offered to buy us a drink, cos he enjoyed speaking English and just wanted to talk to us …. ahh ok we went to bed pretty quickly then.   We drove to Switzerland the next morning, but we did make a stop at the Dacchau concentration camp, they turned the original buildings into a museum. I have to respect Germany for not trying to cover up their darkest chapter in history.

Geneva / Lucerne / Zurich – the trip itinerary was very full, we spent a lot of time each day on the bus traveling to our next destination.  We arrived in Zurich at lunch time, it’s the one city in Europe that looked exactly how I expected & was looking forward to explore it.  Too bad Rachel gave us 30 minutes to see the city & have lunch …. just enough time to grab a McSwiss burger.  The Swiss Alps were beautiful and I definitely want to go back with my snowboard.  It was funny seeing the Australians and South Africans get excited about seeing snow for the first time.  In Lucerne we saw a yodeling demonstration and had a traditional Swiss dinner.  But the highlight of Lucerne was the hotel, which was basically overtaken by our group.  It’s where the group really bonded, and I leant heaps of new drinking games.

Cannes / Nice / Monaco – it was a long drive from Lucerne to Cannes, with a short stop in Zurich.  When Rachel gave the group the choice of having a quiet night at the camping grounds or going to Monaco we unanimously voted for Monaco.  Jamie & I were dressed up to hit the Grand Royale casino …. I wanted to order a vodka martini, Jamie wanted to bet 10∍ on black.  There was a 20∍ cover charge to enter the Grand Royale, so we hit the mini-casino next door.  Jamie was insistent that he was going to gamble in Monaco so he put 10∍ in the giant slot machine … and won 950∍! Back in Antibes we got a bottle of vodka to celebrate.  The funniest moment of the trip was in Monaco when Rachel pointed out Prinicess Stephanie’s palace to us, and Aussie Dave yelled out ‘jeez its bloody nice hey, I thought my house was nice but this is bloody beautiful!’.  We got to spend the next day in Cannes, you feel like a schmuck seeing all the sports cars and huge yachts and villas.  The only other interesting thing that happened in Cannes was a guy in our group nearly got arrested for taking photos of topless women on the beach.  There was a circus with lots of carnival rides next to the campgrounds where we were staying.  After a few beers a bunch of us went on the giant drop, it wasn’t until we got to the top when Derrick reminded everyone about the 13 year old girl who lost her feet on the same ride.  But we survived and went back to the huts for more beer and card games.

Barcelona  -  Spain was the last stop on our contiki trip.  I’ve always thought that Italy has the worlds most beautiful women, but Spain is a serious challenger to the title.  The architecture in Spain was amazing.   It was the groups last night & we went to a flamenco demonstration & to a nightclub which was I was looking forward to doing for the whole trip.  I tried Sangria in Barcelona, which was pretty smooth so I drank more and more.  Maybe it was the alcohol but everybody was pretty emotional about it being our last night, a bunch of us are planning on reuniting for another contiki trip next year.

Paris – Jamie & I flew to Paris the next morning .  Air travel in Europe is realy cheap, our tickets were $30, the same that it costs me to get a train to Toronto!  I’d been to Paris twice before & Jamie had been a bunch of times before too. We had 3 nights in Paris and Jamiie said he wanted to blow his 950 winnings from Monaco on a fancy hotel, but we eventually decided to stay at a hostel.  We got a room at the Woodstock, a pretty famous hotel near the Sacre de Couer.  We’d planned on doing a lot in Paris,, but we were both pretty knackered, so we ended up going to the Louvre and Les Invalides.  We met a Scottish guy at the Woodstock who spoke fluent French and he & Jamie explored the Latin Quarter.  I thought the Parisiens were pretty rude, but I would have been disappointed if they weren’t.  We got kicked out of out hotel room at 10:30 (they have a rule you’re not allowed in your room between 10:30 and 5), and our room got flooded from the sun roof that was left open.   Our last night in Paris was the best night of the trip, we were planning on a having a few quiet beers at the Woodstock, but the bar was full of tourists participating in a drinking Olympics.  

Published On: 9/3/2007
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so ever since third year university, when a proper east indian dude fixed me proper east indian chai, i have been in love. with chai lattes that is, not the dude. if i miss my breakfast chai latte, the day just isn't the same. it makes a delicious refreshing beverage on the hill, and it makes a tasty time-killing companion. up until now, i have been buying the tetley chai tea bags, chucking a bag in a mug of milk, and nuking the hell out of it.
 
WELL. all that changed. someone, who shall remain nameless and faceless, lured me down the path of Starbucks Lattes. like throwing money into a bottomless well, so have Starbucks chais sucked me in. so delicious, so soothing, so incredibly naughty. because, at almost $5 a cup (sorry, a grandiventiloolipapa, or whatever the hell they call them), i was buying into one of my least favourite chains. but, like any addiction, so hard to stop once you've started. and then, i discovered Starbucks ginger cookies. oh. my. god. so tasty! and nothing goes better than a Starbucks chai latte than a Starbucks ginger cookie. nothing.
 
so here i was, being sucked in to the vancouver lifestyle (minus the non-fat-soy-extra-foam-caffeine-free-sugar-free crap) head first, kicking and screaming all the way. ok, well, not really kicking and screaming, more like drooling and smiling, but you get the drift. anyways. i have found my salvation.
 
the other day, cruising through costco, mike and i stumbled upon 'tazo chai latte base', the very stuff Starbucks uses! at a fraction of the cost, we picked up three boxes, and now, five mugs later (at about 30 cents a mug), i am happy as a pig in mud! AND, i'm not watching my money prance away down a long, dark, hallway with a bright white light at the end of it.
 
now all i need to do is find a ginger cookie substitute...
 
in conclusion, screw you starbucks! i don't need you any more!
 


Published On: 5/24/2007
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CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE



 

1920's, 30's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !!


First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us and lived in houses made of asbestos.



 

They took aspirin, ate blue cheese, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes or cervical cancer.



 

Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paints.



 

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets or shoes, not to mention, the risks some of us took hitchhiking.



 

As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.



 

Riding in the back of a pickup truck on a warm day was always a special treat.



 

We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.

 

Take away food was limited to fish and chips, no pizza shops, McDonalds, KFC, Subway or Red Rooster.

 

 

 Even though all the shops closed at 6.00pm and didn't open on the weekends, somehow we didn't starve to death!

 

We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.

 

 

We could collect old drink bottles and cash them in at the corner store and buy Fruit Tingles and some fire crackers to blow up frogs and lizards with.

 

 

We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank soft drinks with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because......



 

WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!!



 

We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.



 

No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O.K.



 

We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. We built tree houses and cubby houses and played in creek beds with matchbox cars. 



 

We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, Xboxes, no video games at all, no 99 channels on cable, no video tape or DVD movies, no surround sound, no mobile  phones, no personal computers, no Internet or Internet chat rooms..........WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!



 

We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no Lawsuits from these accidents.

 

Only girls had pierced ears!

 

We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.

 

You could only buy Easter Eggs and Hot Cross buns at Easter time.......no really!

 

We were given BB guns and sling shots for our 10th birthdays,



We drank milk laced with Strontium 90 from cows that had eaten grass covered in nuclear fallout from the atomic testing at Maralinga in 1956.


We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just yelled for them!

Mum didn't have to go to work to help dad make ends meet!

 

Footy had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!!

 

Our teachers used to belt us with big sticks and leather straps and bully's always ruled the playground at school.

 

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law!

 

Our parents got married before they had children and didn't invent stupid names for their kids like "Kiora" and "Blade"..... 

This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever!



 
The past 70 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.



 

We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned



 

HOW TO

DEAL WITH IT ALL!



 

And YOU are one of them!

CONGRATULATIONS!

Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn't it?!
 
PS -The big type is because your eyes are shot at your age 


Published On: 5/9/2007
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My Default Blog: MY VERSION OF OMG SHOES
By: doug_boy16


OMG FOOD
 
 
Food
Food
Food
Oh my God.
Food
Let’s get some Food
Let’s get some Food
Let’s get some Food
Let’s get some Food
Food
Food
Food
Oh, my God, Food
Food
This cheeseburger rules.
This cheeseburger sucks.
This cheeseburger rules.
This cheeseburger sucks!
food
food
food.
Oh, my God, food
This milkshake rules.
This milkshake sucks.
This milkshake  sucks.
This milkshake sucks!
I think you have too much food
Shut up!
I think you have too much food

Shut up!
I think you have too much food
Shut up!
I think you have too much food
Shut up!
Stupid boy.
Stupid boy.
Let’s get some food
Let’s party.
This hamburger is three hundred dollars.
This hamburger is three hundred dollars.
This hamburger is three hundred f*cking dollars.
Let’s eat it!
Um…this style runs supersized. I don’t think you’re gonna fit.
I mean, your mouth is kinda small.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, by the way whore,
f*ck YOU
f*ck YOU
f*ck YOU
f*ck YOU

 




Published On: 4/30/2007
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LAST PERSON WHO
1. Slept in a bed beside you: .....oh, as in actual SLEEPING? Probably St. Patrick's day when i went to sleep in the king at the sandman with kyle
2. Saw you cry: beats me.
3. Went to the movies with you: davis
4. You went to the mall with: maybe my sister. I don't really use the buddy system when I go shopping (mainly because I don't like other people knowing what I spend).
5. You went to dinner with: my dad, and proceded to get durnk prior to me going to a house party
6. You talked on the phone: fifi
7. Said I love you to you and really meant it: oh, no one ever really means it. You're all just using me for my wealth and obvious talents.
8. Broke your heart: N/A. Oh wait, the time I was really craving an Ice Cap but Tim Horton's was closed...24 hours, my ass </3
9. Made you laugh: myself. I'm a riot.

WOULD YOU RATHER?
1. Pierce your nose or tongue: well my nose is already done...
2. Be serious or be funny: even when I try to be serious it's still funny.
3. Drink whole or skim milk: eww. I can't do dairy
4. Die in a fire or drown: as much as I think it'd be cool to feel my own flesh melt off my bones...
5. Spend time with your parents or enemies: I torture the two respective groups equally. But my parents have a better sense of humour about it.

DO YOU PREFER..
1. Flowers or candy: candy.
2. Grey or black: Black
3. Color or Black and white photos: ..it doesn't really matter, I look the same in both. Ha ha, now I'm laughing at myself again. I really am a riot.
4. Lust or love: lust I understand. The unknown makes me confused and angry.
5. Sunrise or sunset: sunset - it's party time. Or, you know, 4pm in the winter.
6. M&Ms or Skittles: I regularily offer sexual favours for Skittles.
7. Staying up late or waking up early: the only time I see early morning is when I've been too wired to get to sleep from the night before.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY
1. Do you like anyone: of course.
2. Do they know it: probably not, I tend to become attracted to the very stupid.

DO YOU PREFER..
1. Sun or moon: moon.
2. Winter or Fall: Fall. Winter... honestly...
3. Left or right: Left.
4. 10 acquaintances or having two best friends: that depends...what are these ten acquaintances bringing to our casual relationship?
5. Sun or rain: rain!
6. Vodka or Jack: either, followed by a Porn Star.

Other Thing's...
1. Nervous Habits: i ummm twitch randomly... you'll get used to it after a while...
2. Are you double jointed: hahahahahahaha. I thought I was, but you can ask those who've seen my backwards somersault.
3. Can you roll your tongue: absolutely not, that's a gift from Satan.
4. Can you raise one eyebrow: yes. But it makes my face look quite comical, so naturally I do it all the time without thinking.
5. Can you cross your eyes: same as above.
6. Do you make your bed daily: nah, that disturbs the mites living in it.
7. Which shoe goes on first: left. It's my Golden Child.
8. Ever thrown one at someone: yes. I still want that back, by the way.
9. On the average, how much money do you carry: varries betwenn a 20 or nothing... sometimes debit.
10. What jewelry do you wear: on a daily basis: two in my nose, 2 in my ears, and a necklace.

OTHER
1. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it: usually i end up doing twirling, but that turns into throwing some pasta toward my face and hoping to catch an end so I can slurp it in.
2. Have you ever eaten Spam: ...isn't that junkmail?
3. Favorite ice cream: i can't handle dairy... but i would say raspberry gellatto
4. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet: like 20. Ha ha, my mum keeps thinking we're out of Fruit Loops so she buys a box, only to discover there's 4 already in there. So then she starts eating as many bowls as possible so it doesn't go stale, which makes her sick of eating it so she stops for a bit. Which brings us back to her buying a new box...it's a very vicious cycle. Even more so than Infectious Mononucleousis.
5. What's your favorite beverage: it's The Panty Remover for me!
6. Do you cook: ...only for people i like... i'm more of a baker

IN THE LAST MONTH, HAVE YOU?
1. Had a b/f or g/f: yes, plenty.
2. Bought something you didn't need: that would pretty much describe my entire being, yes.
3. Bought anything that you actually "need" other than food: absolutely not.
4. Sang in front of people: i'm consistantly singing in my car with steph... or whomever i'm driving with at the time
5. Been kissed: ah, a lady never tells such things.
6. Been hugged: does it count if I'm always the instigator? C'mon guys, I don't have AIDS. You know, anymore. Probably.
7. Felt stupid: oh no. Other people may have broached the subject, but I'm quite good at tuning out criticism.
8. Got drunk: nah. I'm a tank *thinks back to the tumble off the curb*
9. Got high: i didn't in hale...
10. Danced Crazy: ... gah whistler's awesome...
11. Gotten your hair cut: never. I've decided to just let it grow and grow, until it finally grows into one giant unattractive dreadlock at the back of my head. This will then force me to use my personality to meet new people, because it sure as hell won't be my looks attracting men by that point.
12. Cried: no. I generally don't cry.
13. Lied: I would even go so far to say that there is more than likely a lie ON THIS VERY SURVEY *cue gasping*


EIGHT LASTS:
8. Last kiss: saturday/sunday...
7. last beverage: coke and grenedene, best thing ever.
6. last phone call: fifi called...i lover her
5. last text message: jeff
4. last cd played: the horrorpops
3. last BUBBLE bath: no no no no.
2. last time you cried: why is this survey so interested in my misfortunes? Hmmmmmmmm?
1. last meal: yes, it was my last meal *sniff* OH, NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!

SEVEN have you's:
7. have you ever dated someone twice? I sometimes have to think about whether I've dated them at all..
6. have you ever been cheated on? not technically, no.
5. have you ever kissed someone & regretted it? hahahahahaha, ohhhh yeah..
4. have you ever fallen in love? only superficially. And even then, usually with inanimate objects. Like my snowboards, for instance.
3. have you ever lost someone? yes, at the Stampede. What a f*cking zoo.
2. have you ever been depressed? no. One time I thought I might have been......then again, one time I also thought I was a lesbian. And then another time I thought I might go to college.
1. have you ever peed your pants? ...so....many....stories....

list FIVE people you can tell *pretty much* anything to:
1. the problem with me is,
2. I'm pretty much an open book.
3. So eventually, everyone that comes into contact with me is going to know *pretty much* everything there is to know.
4. Sometimes I pretend to be mysterious,
5. but I mostly do that for a laugh.

List FOUR of your favorite songs:
1. true- chamillionaire
2. psychobitches outta hell- the horrorpops
3. tricky- run dmc
4. joleene- me first and the gimmie gimmies( a sic cover)

list TWO things you want to do before you die
1. be in the olympics
2. have dopesauce be something real

List one thing you regret
1. giving my heart away...


Published On: 4/17/2007
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♥ RULES OF BEING HARDCORE ♥

RULES OF HARDCORE

RULES OF HARDCORE--------------
1) Be tough at all times.
2) Never cheer after a show... only clap.
3) Be open minded in a "punch people" kind of way.
4) Only the good hardcore bands have names that are sentences with bad grammar. Ex: Boy Hits Car, Boy Sets Fire, Skycamefalling, Boy Sets Car-fire.
5) Ankles are tough so bring your socks down into your shoes so we can see them.
6) Tattoos are tough especially when they are on your calves. See rule 5 on how to see said tattoo more clearly.
7) Wear your hoodie in the mosh pit because sweating like a wild pig makes you look tough.
8) Don't admit you listen to heavy metal.
9) Exception to rule 8: only admit you listen to heavy metal if you think it is ironic and you wear 80's cheese metal shirts.
10) Be a non-conformist, just like all your friends.
11) Practice hardcore dancing in front of your mirror and then try them out the next time Atreyu comes to town.
12) A hardcore band is only original if you call it something-core. Ex: screamcore, emocore, screamocore, mathcore, or medio-core.
13) Remember, it's fun to punch and kick kung fu style.
14) Keep it in the do-jo.
15) Real hardcore fans are called kids.
16) Complain how hardcore bands are playing with metal bands at all costs!
17) Have your own zine, website, production company or be in a band. Claim you are friends with the singer from Shai Halud.
18) Tell people you work in the music industry.
19) More ankles people!
20) Embrace everybody in the scene except for those people who are not you.
21) Refer to bands as old school or new school and then act tough again.
22) Pretend that you get Dillinger Escape Plan.
23) Shop at second hand stores and then go buy expensive shoes.
24) Beat people up and then go to bible study class.
25) Smoking, drinking, and having sex before marriage is too trendy. Real hardcore tough guys abstain.
26) Whatever you do, don't let the singer on stage ever sing in the mic. Make sure you grab it from him and sing in it yourself. After all, you do a better job singing than him. It's a wonder they didn't put you on the album.
27) Start your own hardcore band.
28) Have your logo resemble some random 80's product for nostalgia.
29) Talk about the scene any chance you get. Say as many obscure hardcore bands from NJ as possible.
30) If you are shy, start an emo band so you don't have to look at the audience.
31) People who know more bands than you are better than you.
32) Add the letter X before and after important words. Ex: XhardcorekidX, Xmoshf*ckX
33) Never say, "did you hear the new Strung Out?" unless you are attempting to be funny in which case stop it because hardcore kids are tough not funny.
34) It's merch not merchandise.
35) Hardcore girls must wear head bands at all times.
36) Stretch your ears out to look more intimidating.
37) The bigger you stretch your ears out, the more hardcore you are.
38) Your ears should be stretched out enough to accommodate a block of wood, a hubcap, or a penis.
39) People in the front row are best used as a ladder/staircase to reach your goal... steal the mic away from the singer.
40) When people ask you if you like a band always say, "I only like the old stuff" or "I haven't really gotten into the new stuff."
41) Buy all of that band's merch.
42) Wear your new merch at the next hardcore show.
43) Repeat 41 and 42
44) If you have to wear glasses, make sure they are thick, black framed ones.
45) Don't tell anybody, but make sure you try on your new vintage clothes and stud belt before heading out to see Poison the Well.
46) Never admit you don't like Hatebreed and go see them live 12 times a year.
47) Complain that they are playing with Slayer, but don't admit you actually like Slayer.
48) Complain at all costs.
49) Tag team hardcore dancing is cool.
50) Real hardcore kids are really struggling photographers.
51) You don't go to hardcore concerts, you go to hardcore shows. BIG difference.
52) Name your hardcore dance moves things like "The Mother f*ck" or "Kick That Guy's Ass Move" or better yet... stay home and cry.
53) Protect your body from swinging limbs by sacrificing your two arms.
54) Scream about love.
55) All age venues are important so you are not tempted to drink.
56) Claim you know a guy who knows a guy whose best friend was standing next to the guy who got his ass kicked during Converge. Bash the hardcore scene and then go see The Get Up Kids.
57) Anytime somebody mentions a band always say you know somebody in the band.
58) Wear your pins with honor! Shai Halud, American Nightmare, Minor Threat are the purple heart of valour.
59) Velcro shoes are cool.
60) Don't admit that you have a crush on the singer from Walls of Jericho. If somebody asks, say you respect her as a musician only.
61) Your band name should contain one of the following words: blood, murder, kill, victim and/or butterfly.
62) Print your band name as if it was on a bad printing press. Actual graphics are for posers.
63) Sleep on a portrait painted prettier then everyone.
64) 100 bands from around the world are to play in your city. All of them are the world's best hardcore bands. Every label represented, every hardcore subgenre present. The venue is the best all-ages venue in the world. Tickets are $1.00. It is your job to go around saying the festival should be free.
65) Record producers must make sure to pump the mid because mid is tough.
66) Re-issue your demos after every album.
67) When the band starts playing, everybody join hands and make a big circle so we can watch the big kids play.
68) Crying on stage makes you a professional.
69) Complain some more.
70) Album covers must be made at home on Photoshop by your good friend.
71) If you are from New York, NEVER smile in a promo pic. In fact, always try to cross your arms and look into the camera as if you are going to beat up who ever is looking.
72) If you are from New Jersey, NEVER smile in a promo pic either. In fact, try to look like you just lost your girl friend to the hardcore band from New York.
73) Never admit that emo is country music lyrics mixed with pop rock riffs and marketed by 17 year olds trying to make their friend be the next Dashboard Confessional.
74) American Idol is your worst enemy (but you voted for Ruben).
75) You can get away with glitter on your face as long as your stretched ear plugs are clear.
76) f*ck beer; got breast milk?
77) Bandanas are cool.
78) Bandanas with big X on them are cooler.
79) Bandanas with big X on them were cool last week, you poser.
80) Your best friend is a guy named XattackX from Jersey who you chat with on MSN everyday. He is coming to see you one day. Really.
81) Chunky breakdowns in your songs are original and you should continue to do them despite every other band doing them which is clearly a rip off of your band.
82) Judge other bands and always compare them to the socio-cultural effects of the band Integrity.
83) Look up socio-cultural in the dictionary and then get offended.
84) Green Day is the real reason you are still alive.
85) Describe your group of friends as "The Scene."
86) Obey the laws of the hardcore scene or forever be banished from the circle.
87) When somebody asks you what is hardcore respond with, "I am hardcore" then punch somebody in the face for looking at you wrong.
88) Keep punching.
89) Kick a little, too.
90) Punch.
91) Add a threat about their mother for good measure.
92) Pretend you won the fight then pickup your dismembered left arm.
93) You are wearing the same thing as the 40-year old gas pump attendant, but for some strange mystical reason you are cooler than he is.
94) Tell everybody that Trustkill Records is too trendy.
95) Did you stop acting tough? I saw you hug that teddy bear.
96) Pierce your tits and tattoo your body.
97) Straight bangs mean straightedge
98) Being vegan means you can't swallow sperm.
99) When in doubt, mock everything.
100) Take everything personally. (duh)
101) Assume this list is about you!



Published On: 4/1/2007
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My Blog: Advice
By: l_lexy_l


For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
 
Bwahaha!


Published On: 3/5/2007
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My Journal: MILK
By: Matti_Non_Swede


so some of my lunch, and an underage apres drink is lying in the middle of whsitler village square.
 
yes, my friend and i wanted a little attention. we got it
 
 
 


Published On: 2/28/2007
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My Blog: Just typing
By: iskatetoo


had about a week with no riding.
 
 the weather has changed for the worst. we started out with mad snow and it looked like we were going to have great season but, mother nature seems to have abandoned us. we haven't gotten any new snow to speak of in about a month and the spring came in mid January. we thought we were getting that one week of nice sunshine and warm temps, then it turned to a month and a half of it. it seems that we a re cutting into that 110 inch base that we had and it is only February. at this rate i don't know how we are going to make it to July, (oh poor us we may only have to ride till June). it seems the comp season that should be in full swing is almost stagnant, no one wants to ride slushy pipe with crumbling walls or 60 footers with sloppy lips and rutted landings.
 
good news! i am moving to Peru for a few weeks then to Argentina in the summer (it's great to have a wife from south America) so i get to ride all year long. come back here for next season all ready to hit the comp season with no down-time to cool off.
 
this is my blog so i do have the right to rant now and then and now is one of those times.
 
this is about corporate America. to be specific, advertising. have you ever just been watching the tube when a commercial comes on with music in the background of a  band that a bunch of money grubbing, exploiting, sons of bitches should never even know about?the latest exploitation in this long list is "THE KING", yes boys and girls BURGER KING.
    now before i go on i want to let all you kiddos know that i am not talking out my ass. i myself for a short time was a member of the corporate rat race. class of 1997 Penn state masters in business administration focusing in advertising, (my head is hung in shame). if you watch the tube at all you know about "THE KINGS" latest marketing campaign. using the retro big headed king suit from the 70's to try to get the baby boomer peoples coming back to "THE KING". they give out the vid games with the big head king to the gen"Y"  kiddos to get them to come in. now, now, those f*cking chicken hawks have gone after the gen"x"ers (thats my generation). paying off, (or even buying the rights from the record label I'm not sure) the "Violent Femmes". now it might now be seen as a big deal to a lot of people, but you have to realize when this song was written (1988) it wasn't even allowed to be played on college radio stations because of other songs on the album. do you  see the irony in this? but wait, lets take a look back at what has been done in the  past few years to make you dislike songs and bands that are great or even good just because it has gone main stream. 2002 Garnier using the Transplants, 1999 Nintendo using the butt hole surfers, 1997 Nintendo using the dead milkmen, 2000 - today Sony using anything off any tony hawk poop skaters video game. my point is this. if a company or business needs to use song and dance to make peoople come to their stores and or restaurants then their products probably arent good. so by buying into their sterotyping and image that if you buy their products or eat thier food you will be cool and unique you are actually falling into croud of the lemmings headed for the cliff. do youself and our nation a favor, STOP BUYING INTO CORPORATE RULE. THINK FOR YOURSELFS AND DICTATE THAT YOU DECIDE WHAT YOU BUY, AND NO AMOUNT OF DECEIPT AND LIES IS GOING TO DECIDE WHERE YOU SPEND YOU MONEY.
 
 
 
    kids get off you fat asses and learn to skate don't play it. do you understand that when you play skating you make it football. i helped make skating what it is today by buying boards, braking bones, and sitting in my driveway practicing tricks for hours on end, even a amature sponsorship for a few years. by turning it into a sport you are killing what we all did. oh well we're killing the earth so you will have no place to breath, paybacks a bitch.


Published On: 2/13/2007
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The all girl Mega Gnarly Tricks park Clinic and Slopestyle Contest, presented by MGT Snowboard Camp, Burton and Grouse took place this past weekend in Vancouver. What began as Mega Gnarly Tricks and a walk in the terrain park ended as Mega Gnarly Tailgate Party and a parking lot session.


Saturday’s Park Clinic began slowly due to Ular’s unexpected icy visit to Grouse the night before. The weather may have temporarily stalled the session but it gave everyone more time to nail their tail blocks, adjust their stances and eat more chocolate.  Once the rope fell, the unfazed campers slayed the Grouse terrain park well into the evening even as the next snowstorm began to build up and hammer down.

 

The Mega Gnarly Tricks Slopestyle on Sunday was stalled by high winds atop Grouse, but no spirits went broken thanks to some quick thinking, major creativity, and good ol’ fashioned team work that was set in motion to turn the day around. Coaches, campers and Grouse staff quickly hopped to it to build the Mega Gnarly Tailgate Party in the parking lot at the base of Grouse.  Picnic tables, garbage cans, milk crates, and a “backcountry booter” were thrown in the mix to create the stomping ground and within an hour riders were thowin’ down. Trucks were pulled up, beats cranked, Red Bulls guzzled and pizza chomped. After the milk crate ollie contest, the tough decision of who stood out had to be made. Backside 270-ing her way to 1st place was Calgary’s Raewyn Reid. She also won the uber-ollie-the-milk-crates contest by not only clearing the crates but also accessorizing herself with a slice of pizza in her hand. Parking lot jam and pineapple! Raewyn scored the coveted prize of an all expenses paid trip to Montreal to compete in the Billabong All Girl “Flaunt It” Slopestyle AND an invite to the invite-only Burton Abominable Snow Jam Mt.Hood during summer. 2nd place went to Lake Tahoe’s Bev Vuilleumier who took home dollahs and a complete deluxe luggage set from Burton. Bev will be throwing down all over North America this summer so she’ll put that luggage to good use. Whistler’s Sarah Pelletier locked in 3rd place taking home money and a sweet shred stick; the woman’s park friendly Burton Stigma.

 

So when Mother Nature gives you a snowstorm and a tailgate, you make Mega Gnarly Tailgate party! Special thanks to all our patient campers during this crazy stormy weekend and the Grouse staff for their awesome help.

 

Watch out for more MGT Events this season including the 2 day camp at Lake Louise on March 31st-April 1st and the Camp of Champions MGT Girls Session (Camp D) this summer on the Blackcomb Glacier in Whistler. For more info check www.mgtsnowboardcamp.com.

 

Get really really good this season with More Good Times Snowboard Camp!



Published On: 1/16/2007
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HOW TO MAKE LOVE

Ingredients:

4 Laughing eyes

4 Well-shaped legs

4 Loving arms

2 Firm milk containers

2 Nuts

1 Fur-lined mixing bowl

1 Firm banana

Directions:

1. Look into laughing eyes.

2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.

3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.

4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.

5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).

6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes:

1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.

2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.

3. If cake rises, leave town.



Published On: 1/10/2007
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Wish List 06
 
  1. Panties for Lindsay
  2. Panties for Britney
  3. Panties for Paris
  4. Panties for everyone! !!
  5. A cheeseburger for Nicole.
  6. And a milk shake
  7. And maybe driving lessons
  8. A Sex and the City season 7
  9. A TV movie about the further antics of Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie
  10. The demise of Uggs, Emu's included
  11. A pool boy
  12. A pool bar
  13. A pool (see above)
  14. A dramatic fall in the price of Manolo Blahnik shoes, prompted by the company's desire to beautifully shoe all women of the world
  15. For Meryl Streep/Jane Fonda/Jamie Lee Curtis/Paris Hilton/Anyone!!!!! to grab Lindsay Lohan, shake her hard, slap her a few times and take her under their wing, providing direction, support and some actual good advice. And no, cocaine, blow jobs and strippers does not count as actual good advice.
  16. Or, see above, except replace the word "grab" with "adopt"... or "steal" 
  17. Pants. I love pants.
  18. Some Diet Coke to drink while i admire my new pants
  19. A great tan 
  20. Umm why not: world peace.


Published On: 12/25/2006
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robintaylor: i think you're my new favourite superhero
robintaylor: actually, you're just my new hero, in general
someonePUSHme: If i was pregnant i could lacate as well
someonePUSHme: That would be disgustingly hot
someonePUSHme: Squirt milk in the face of danger
robintaylor: hahahahahahahah
someonePUSHme: hahaha oh my god
someonePUSHme: It wasnt that funny!
someonePUSHme: You're rediculous


Published On: 12/19/2006
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Introduction
    Though it may seem simple and common place, the French butter croissant has an interesting history and represents a whole culture of culinary ideas. There are several reasons behind choosing the croissant as the food I wish to present. First of all, I was eating a croissant in a cafe in Montreal Quebec when I was thinking about what topic I was going to present. I began to think about how much I have enjoyed the croissant since I was a young boy and since that age I have been constantly comparing croissants I come across to find the best ones. My father has always been a huge influence on me when it comes to food and rightfully so. My father is a professional French chef from France and is just remarkably talented in both his artistic and historical knowledge of foods. Simply put, his recipe is in the top two contending for best croissant i have tasted. My other contender for favorite croissant was found at a patisserie found in a small French village on the Mediterranean named Collioure. I lived in Collioure for three months a few years ago and became friends with the baker, who had snatched my loyalty to his shop by providing me with some of the most delicious croissants I have ever tasted. The final deciding factor was the history and the symbol of nationality the croissant represents which I will discuss later in this paper.
    First I will cover a brief history French culinary arts followed by the mythology and history of the croissant. A short explanation of the recipe will follow and I will end on some final thoughts on the croissant.
   
Origins of French Cuisine
    The conception of French culinary arts can be attributed to Italy and the start of the renaissance period. The rebirth of philosophy and art during the renaissance did not exclude food as a source of pleasure, entertainment and sophistication. The Italians began fashioning dishes which served to provide an element of entertainment, and pushed the preparation of food to new levels of convention. Food was no longer presented as simply a means to satisfy a hungry belly, rather the entertainment value was emphasized. Pastas become more complex, layered lasagnas and meaty rich ravioli while decorative garnishes and previously idle ingredients were coming to life in this new era of cooking.
    It was not until 1540’s when Catherine de Medici, arrived in France and changed the way the French would view food. Catherine de Medici was to eventually to become the wife of King Henri II, a position which had a permanent influence on French culture. Catherine de Medici brought with her to France, an entourage of chefs from Florence skilled in the are of Italian cuisine. Catherine Medici also brought with her the notion that food would become entertainment, almost like that of theater.
    This revolution of food as an art form erupted on a grand scale in France, influencing style and technique used in cooking, pastries, breads, appetizers and desserts. The use of courses rather then serving the whole meal is put into practice. Courses prevent food from getting cold and also add extra value to the entertainment factor of the food presentation. The specialization of chefs also happens along with the instruments they use for creating different dishes.
    The French revolution brought with it a move from fancy French foods being solely for royalty to the plate of regular citizens. It is at the time of the revolution that chefs begin opening restaurants to bring the culinary arts to anyone looking to enjoy what was once only fit for a King and Queen.
    Foods were named according to their style or ingredients, such as the soups which could consist of; consommés, pottage's, cremes, and veloutes. Subcategories of these areas are defined by the choice of ingredients which were used. Finally in the 1950’s, chefs began to redefine cooking with a style known as “nouvelle cuisine”. This approach was more free in its preparations and were geared towards smaller portions so that these meals could be made at home. It is this legacy of cooking for which the French are known around the world for their culinary arts.

The Croissant
    The butter croissant is simply a crescent shaped pastry for which it is named after. It is often served alone with a coffee for breakfast, but it is not uncommon to find it being used for sandwiches. There are variations of the croissant, one of the more popular is the chocolate croissant which more often than not is not in the shape of a crescent at all. A good croissant will have a crusty flaky exterior while having a light, air pocket filled interior. As food is a major aspect of culture, it is important to recognize that the croissant, though simple is easy to recognize and it is almost certainly common knowledge what country this pastry represents. Not only does the croissant represent a whole culture, it also has an interesting past which is not so common to the every day pastry buff.

History and Mythology
    The story of the croissant are based both on historical and mythological origins. Though the croissant has a solid historic background in France, a more fantastic tale of the origins of the croissant is found throughout the literature written on the subject.
    The first story takes place in Vienna Austria in the year 1683. At this time The Turkish empire had Austria under siege and were growing tiered of waiting and had decided to act against the Ottoman at Vienna. The bakers of Vienna were up late baking in their underground kitchens so that the bread would be ready by morning. The Turks had decided to dig a tunnel under the city’s wall in order to gain entrance and sack Vienna. The bakers working underground had heard strange noises and alerted the city guard, thus repelling the Turkish attempt at a sneak attack and saving the city.
    The bakers were heroes and were thanked for their duty to the city. The bakers had decided to bake a bread in commemoration to their victory, a bread which took the shape of the crescent moon found on the Turkish flag. It is said that one hundred years later, Marie Antoinette, who married king Louis XVI, had brought with her the croissant which she introduced to France.
    It is unclear if this story holds any truth or is simply an amassing tale to bring some mythology into the history of food. What is known, is that the croissant was brought to popularity by the French and is now a French national product.
    The history of the French croissant is relatively short and not quite as exciting as that of the siege of Vienna. The first recorded entry of the croissant in French cooking literature can be found in a book published in 1853, titled “Des Substance Alimentaires”. Ten years later, the croissant appears again  in the literature, however these forms of croissant were not similar to those of which are known today. It is not until 1906 when reference of the true French croissant is mentioned in Colombie’s Nouvelle Encyclopedie culinaire. It is these butter croissants with their flaky pastry which have become one of the many symbols to represent France and its heritage of fine cuisine.

Recipe
    The recipe I used to make the croissants for class is my fathers own recipe, since he works from his head, I decided to use a recipe from the famous Wolfgang Puck. The process he uses takes about 6 hours, however I have found that best results are to either leave the shaped croissant overnight to rise a little more, this gives them an added fluffiness which I enjoy. Here is the recipe:

Ingredients:
1 pound all-purpose flour
4 Tbsp sugar
1 tsp salt
1/2 ounce fresh yeast (or 1 Tbsp dry)
1-1/4 cups milk
12 ounces unsalted butter, at room temperature
1 egg, lightly beaten, for egg wash

Instructions:
Using the dough hook of an electric mixer, combine flour, sugar, and salt in the bowl.

Dissolve the yeast in 1 cup lukewarm milk. Add to the flour mixture, together with the remaining milk, and mix until dough forms a ball.

Remove dough hook. Cover bowl with plastic wrap and allow dough to rest for 1 or 1-1/2 hours, until double in bulk. Punch down the dough and refrigerate it, covered, for 30 minutes.

Mold the butter into a block. Remove the dough from the refrigerator. Cut a deep cross in the dough. Spread out the sections of dough so that the center is the thickest part. Roll it in opposite directions to form a four-leaf clover, keeping the center thicker. Place the block of butter diagonally in the center of the cloverleaf and bring the edges of the dough to the center, enclosing the butter completely. Wrap tightly in plastic wrap and chill for 1 hour.

To make the turns, place the chilled dough on a lightly floured surface. Pound lightly and evenly with your rolling pin to make the dough malleable. Roll out into a rectangle approximately 9 by 16 inches. With the 9-inch side in front of you, fold into thirds, starting with the bottom third and folding over the top third. You have now completed the first turn. Turn the dough so that the narrow end faces you, keeping the seam on your right (a quarter turn). Again, roll out the dough into a rectangle approximately 9 by 16 inches, and again fold into thirds. You have now completed two turns. Wrap in plastic wrap and refrigerate for 30 minutes.

Pound the dough evenly and again roll out into a 9-by-16-inch rectangle. Complete two more turns to make four turns. Wrap in plastic wrap and refrigerate for 50 to 60 minutes.

Preheat oven to 400°F (205°C) .

Roll out dough into two rectangles 1/6 inch thick. Cut into triangles and shape into crescents. Put them on a baking sheet and allow to rise for 20 minutes.

Brush each croissant with egg wash and bake for 15 minutes, or until golden brown.
Yield: Makes 24 croissants

Conclusion
    The croissant is a symbol of French culture, proud of their rich tradition in the art of cooking. Historically, the croissant has a noble tale, one which celebrates victory or a reminder of the defeat of foes. To most people the croissant will start off their day as a light snack before they head off to work or school. What is important is that we slow down once in while and enjoy eating these delicious pastries simply because they have been made for our pleasure.


Published On: 12/7/2006
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