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The Superman Mythos

by Thyroros

The term superman first entered into modern usage through the writings of Friedrich Nietzsche. This late nineteenth-century German philosopher was vehemently anti-Christian and never tired of condemning the faith as weak, absurd, even detrimental to human development. While Hitler admired him, and the Nazis are said to have made use of some of his ideas, Nietzsche did not actually share their racist and anti-Semitic views. (1) Thus it is not entirely incongruous that two young Jewish men from Cleveland, Ohio would have adopted the term for their own use. While many assume Superman is merely a work of science fiction, I do not believe this to be the case. I too grew up amid all the movies (the first film starring Christopher Reeve came out the year after I was born), cartoons, and TV shows, believing the Man of Steel to be nothing more than a slightly stale and out-dated comic book hero. However, after watching various episodes of Smallville, a very different interpretation of the American icon began to impress itself upon me.

As nonsensical or offensive as some people might think this to be, the tale of Superman represents an allegory of another well-known supernatural, extra-terrestrial being: Satan.

Before delving into some of the more specific correlations, and often glaring similarities, between these two legendary immortals, there is an important point which needs to be made regarding the nature of angels. Angels are extra-dimensional and other-worldly travellers who make infrequent appearances throughout the Bible and other related texts. They usually do not have wings, and they almost always appear just like men. The Seraphim and Cherubim are the only two celestial orders consistently described in the Bible which bear wings. While most angeaologies consider both orders to be angels, the highest orders in fact, neither the Old nor New Testaments refer to them as such. But this is really just a semantic argument that needn't be fully addressed here. Anyway, the English word angel is derived from the Greek angelos which simply means messenger, as does the Hebrew mal'ach, which is used in the Torah, the prophets, and other Hebrew writings. (2) These terms can be used to indicate human or divine beings. Many times the humans with whom angels communicate are not even aware of it until the supernatural visitors perform some act obviously beyond the capability of mere mortals. After closely examining all the Biblical references, I was forced to conclude that there is no overwhelming distinction between angels and what modern mythology refers to as aliens. Both are extra-terrestrial, and both seem to exhibit powers and/or technology beyond what might traditionally be considered human. Now, Satan, if standard Christian doctrine is correct, is a fallen angel, while Kal-El, or Superman, is a stranded, immigrant alien.

Objections may arise as angels are said to dwell in heaven while aliens inhabit the supposedly innumerable worlds located in the vast reaches of space. But again, the only difference between the concepts of heaven and space lie in the minds of people who refuse to acknowledge the simple facts. Both exist above and outside the earth, and both are impossible to visit for the majority of living human beings on this planet. Even now, after thirty-some years of manned space-flight, it still requires the pinnacle of human technology, and the availability of monumental resources, to even consider such undertakings. We haven't been to the moon in over thirty years according to official sources. Moreover, space remains extremely dangerous. It is a notoriously hostile environment; the slightest mistake or malfunction can bring about instantaneous death for even the most well-trained astronaut. So, heavenly realms and intergalactic space, not that different, right? Okay then, hopefully that matter is settled, and we can move on to Krypton.

As most of us know, Kal-El's homeworld, Krypton, was completely obliterated due to a nuclear reaction at its core, which resulted in the infant Kryptonian's emergency flight to earth. Now, some theorize that the asteroid belt in our solar system was created when a large, terrestrial planet located between Mars and Jupiter (often referred to as Astera/Astara) exploded some time in the past. (3) It's possible that this same cataclysm was also responsible for the destruction of the Red Planet's atmosphere and its civilization. Satan may also be connected with Mars and Astera, depending on one's interpretation of certain Old Testament books such as Ezekiel. Ezekiel states in chapter 28, verse 14 that the former anointed cherub, Satan, "walked up and down in the midst of the stones of fire". It's not a very far stretch of the imagination to connect "the stones of fire" with planets. Please examine the following verses for more details:

Ezekiel 28:15-17 15 Thou wast perfect in thy ways from the day that thou wast created, till iniquity was found in thee. 16 By the multitude of thy merchandise they have filled the midst of thee with violence, and thou hast sinned: therefore I will cast thee as profane out of the mountain of God: and I will destroy thee, O covering cherub, from the midst of the stones of fire. 17 Thine heart was lifted up because of thy beauty, thou hast corrupted thy wisdom by reason of thy brightness: I will cast thee to the ground (Hebrew 'eretz is also often translated as land or earth), I will lay thee before kings, that they may behold thee.

So Satan may have ruled a physical civilization spanning Mars, Astara, and perhaps several moons as well. But he rebelled against his God and King, and was cast to the earth along with a third of the Heavenly Host (See Revelation 12:4).

The aforementioned information thus allows us to have a much clearer understanding of the scenario presented in Smallville 1961. While I don't disagree with Chloe about the possibility of genetic memory being stored in the DNA, I don't accept that this was necessarily true in Clark’s case. I believe it to be more likely that Jor-El and Kal-El are one person, not father and son. Here's how it works:

I. Jor-El is Satan. II. The father who exiled Jor-El/Satan to earth is actually the Father, as in Yahweh, the God of the Bible. III. Jor-El/Satan returns to space to continue the "War in Heaven" (See Revelation 12:7).. IV. In order to eventually assume the role of Anti-Christ, Satan devises a seemingly foolproof plan. Just as Yahweh/God limited himself in power when He assumed the form of Jesus/the Christ, Satan formulates a a similar device. He clones himself and denies this clone access to certain segments of his memory and powers. This way he will more easily deceive humans into believing that he is a righteous savior rather than evil incarnate. But he makes messages and recordings beforehand which will remind him of certain things at planned intervals. This will enable him to develop in the most ideal way in order to fit the role of the Christ more perfectly. V. Satan and his angels are defeated in the heavenly realms, Mars and Astera/Krypton is destroyed as a result. Satan transfers his consciousness/spirit from Jor-El to the infant clone, Kal-El and rockets off toward earth.

As additional support for this concept, let us explore the meanings of the principal character's names belonging to the Superman mythos:

Clark - Old English - Clergyman or learned man (4)

Kent - Welsh - Bright white, white or bright (5). Another interesting possible derivation of this name is from the Biblical Kenites (first mentioned in Genesis 15:19 as enemies of Israel), who may have been descended from Cain (for in Hebrew Cain is more accurately transliterated as Qayin, and Kenites as Qayini. Adding an "i" to the end of a name in Hebrew indicates the people or descendants of that personage. Israel/Israeli, Qayin/Qayini. See the pattern?) (6)

Kal-El - Can be translated as destruction or completion of God in Hebrew (or possibly 'all that is God/totality of God'). (7) El is the Hebrew word for God.*

Jor-El - J is actually pronounced Y (the letter Yod) in Hebrew. Possible translations are: Yare'-el - fear of God, Yarah-El - God teaches, taught of God, Yeru-El - God is a foundation, Yeri-El - founded of God; God will see. (8)

Krypton/Kryptonite - From the Greek words krypto - To hide; kryptos - hidden unseen, secret; krypte - hidden place (9)

Lex - Latin for law (Just in case 'Lex' is actually short for Alexander, Alexander is Greek for leader of men, alex (leader) + ander (men).10

Luthor (Luther) - Teutonic- famous warrior/ famous in war

Old German - Warring ones

German - warrior/famous people?. Martin Luther was a Catholic monk and theologian turned Protestant reformer (1483-1546). (11)

*If one is inclined to doubt that Kal-El and Jor-El may actually be Hebrew names, allow me to you remind you that both Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster, the original creators of Superman, were Jewish. Maybe I'm wrong, but I think it's highly unlikely they would give their characters Hebrew-sounding names by pure chance. (12)

There are just a few more items of interest which may possibly be connections between Kal-El and the Red Dragon/Satan. Since Superman derives his powers from the sun, that would make him a kind of 'sun god'. Satan has sometimes been compared with the sun gods of ancient mythology such as the Egyptian Ra, the Greek/Roman Apollo and the Persian Mithra. The 'infinity serpent' burned onto Clark's chest in the second season finale of Smallville is another fascinating correlation, as Satan is often recognized as being or controlling the serpent in the Garden of Eden (Genesis chapter 3), and one of his titles in Revelation (12:9) is that "that old serpent". Finally, it would be quite simple to draw a pentagram inside the five-pointed shield emblazoned on Superman's costume. Pentagrams are used in ceremonial magic and Satanism the world over. Not that such a detail is conclusive, but I just thought I'd include it for the sake of being thorough.

So what does all of this mean? The reader, of course, is free to draw his or her own conclusions But here's what I believe; Superman comics, movies, and TV shows (and everything else in between) are Satanic Propaganda. Superman is the Anti-Christ/Satan and Lex Luthor, representing Christianity, is desperately trying to defend the earth against him. As the story is told from Satan's perspective, Lex is falsely demonized and portrayed as an insane criminal. In the words of Friedrich Nietzsche from Thus Spake Zarathustra, "God is dead. I teach you the superman." This is the lie that the father of lies is eager for us all to swallow down between mouthfuls of French fries and jelly-filled breakfast pastries.

- Thyroros, December 2, 2003, Redlands, CA.

Endnotes:

1. See Friedrich Nietzsche's Biography.com
2. Information gathered by using the King James Bible (1611 Authorized Version) and The Strongest Strong's Exhaustive Concordance of the Bible. James Strong, L.L.D., S.T.D. Fully Revised and Corrected by John R. Kohlenberger III and James A. Swanson. Grand Rapids Michigan. Zondervan. 2001
3. Click here for the standard line on the Asteroid Belt formation. Go here for more information on the possible link between Mars, Astara, and Satan, maybe even Venus?
4. Name definition for Clark (Any standard name/baby-name book should provide this information.)
5. Name meanings & Name origins (Any standard name/baby-name book should provide this information.)
6. See footnote 2. Most Biblical scholars don't make the connection between Cain and the Kenites. This is probably due to the long-held view that the Flood of Noah/The Great Deluge (as related in Genesis chapters 6-8) was worldwide and no one survived except Noah and his family. However, a gr owing number dispute that the Flood was regional rather than global (which is possible based on certain interpretations of the passages in Genesis), and therefore, Cain's progeny could have survived.
7. From the Strong's Concordance Hebrew Dictionary (contained within the same volume), Reference numbers 3605-3607, 3615-3617
8. From the Strong's Concordance Hebrew Dictionary (contained within the same volume), Reference numbers 3372, 3384, 3385, 3400. Incidentally, yerah is the Hebrew word for moon, ref. 3391.
9. From the Strong's Concordance Greek Dictionary (contained within the same volume), Reference numbers 2926-2928 10. (Any competent Latin-English and Greek-English dictionaries can be used to find these definitions. Also standard name/baby-name book should provide this information.) Here's a couple of websites just in case you want them. For Alexander. For Lex & another for Lex. Just for fun, here's website containing excerpts of Plutarch's Alexander the Great (who was not a good guy) bio.
11. "Luthor/Luther" name meaning.
12. "Jews are the true comic book heroes", article from the Chicago Sun Times and here's a History of Superman article from Superman.com.ar in case your interested.

End the words of Thyroros.

This article can be found at: http://www.supermanhomepage.com/comics/comics.php?topic=articles/superman-satan



Published On: 4/29/2008
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    Colonies has been down for a long ass time now.... anyone thats been around long enough knows that its been down before and it wont be the last time. Anyways, the latest few months have been pretty good for me as I've been on so many freakin' snowboard.com vacations!

      Starting off the season was 36 hours of Keystone back in Nov/Dec. Insane amount of drinking and partying to offset the lack of snow. Anyone who thinks they've partied hard needs to come out to 36 hour this year... by that time I should be living out there!! Woo!
19 people packed in a condo is pretty intense along with massive amounts of alcohol. What a treat. I've never partied so hard in my life.. and trust me, I have done some f*ckin partyin' kids. Honestly I could talk about 36 forever If I remembered half the shi*t that happened... I was tanked. I met a lot of people that I've known for years thanks to snowboard.com and Daff is insane for booking that shi*t overnight!

       So in between trips Ive been partying at home drinking every weekend and spending money like its going outta style, realizing that I really hate Michigan. Once a super fun state cuz of my passion for the automotive field, Its about gone now. I guess cuz I've now taken my hobby as a job I really lose the fun factor to all the bullshi*t involved with having a job.

      Uhm well on to my next trip which was back to Colorado, A mini trip with some long time friends, and a solid snowboarding trip to offset the lack of riding I did at 36. A-mazing dude! Breckenridge and Vail= Sex. Best snowboarding trip I've ever been on... and probably the first time Whit, Kristi, and Kevin have ever seen me completely naked due to the fact that I did forget my swim trunks. Ah whatever. I made their fantasies come true.

      So again back in Michigan with a solid feeling, dude I'm 100% sure I want to be in Colorado for good by the end of the summer this year. No ones making any money right now, me included! Lame but, I think I can make it work. So that wraps up Feb and I did forget to mention.. My Freakin b-day was Feb 3rd.. but it wasnt a big deal.

 Aright now... I've known Becka (smsbrdr) forever! Prolly like 4 or 5 yrs now and meeting her at 36 hr, I realized dude.. this chick is freakin cool as hell. We were talking a bit and what do ya know.. all these years she lives 3 god damn hours from me. Sick... I've NEVER been to Canada! So yeah Kyle (BushyV1) also realizing, what an opportunity, decides he's in for this one. Canada is pretty boring when yur driving through it. Haha the only thing that saved us from turning around was the fact that Becka and Oli were ready to kick some ass and take some names at the bar later that night! We did some pretty intense drinking! I even got to choose which chick I wanted to hook up with. I won't get into that any further haha.. lets just say I shouldn't drink so much. Becka and Oli are freakin great. I don't think they realized just how loony I am though... Here I am changing lives and spreadin' the love Beesh! Kyle drives like shi*t, but after this trip I gotta respect the guy more. He did perform oral sex on me while he was driving. It was the worst road head I've ever had but, impressive none the less. Haha jokes. Don't kill me Kyle. OH! So the show me yur boobs sign... haha no boobs were shown but, I did get a middle finger! Awesome... maybe she likes melbatoast better.

        So yeah I just got back from Canada today.. It was awesome! Totally weird though.. I had like 24 bucks in change in my pocket. Someone should have told me they have 2 dollar coins. Ah.. and that chick at the bar with a skull on her skirt.. My god do I wanna nail her... she was f*ckin hot!

       Not gonna say I love any trip over the other, each one was different in their own ways, what I can say though, We Snowboard.commers love to drink some f*ckin alcohol. I can't wait to see what I get myself into next. I'm really interested in meeting more of my friends! I have yet to be disappointed by anyone, well besides the fat chick I met off here... I dislike her mucho. Dude.. holy shi*t.. if you read this whole thing.. You must really want to f*ck me, you Beesh! Playa playa big balla fo shizzle you guys just keep it real because I f*cking love you motor boatin sum beeshes!

       



Published On: 3/16/2008
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Ski Area 24 Hr 72 Hr Base Surface
ArrowSpout Springs, Oregon 18" 18" 60" PP
ArrowFernie Alpine, British Columbia 17" 25" 34-72" PDR
ArrowCrystal Mountain, Washington 16" 24" 65-77" PDR
ArrowMount Seymour, British Columbia 14" 26" 130-134" PP
ArrowTimberline Lodge, Oregon 12" 21" 94-104" PDR
ArrowSchweitzer Mountain, Idaho 10" 20" 64-87" PDR
ArrowMt Baldy, British Columbia 10" 10" 33-47" PDR
ArrowMt Hood Skibowl, Oregon 9" 9" 50-65" PDR
ArrowMagic Mountain, Idaho 9" 9" 45-50" PDR
ArrowMt Spokane, Washington 9" 25" 47-72" PP
ArrowRed Mountain, British Columbia 9" 14" 44-54" PDR
ArrowSummit at Snoqualmie, Washington 8" 26" 55-78" PDR
Arrow49 Degrees North, Washington 8" 18" 56-86" PDR
ArrowAlpental at Snoqualmie, Washington 8" 16" 80-92" PDR
ArrowWhitefish, Montana 8" 16" 27-69" PDR
ArrowWhite Pass, Washington 7" 26" 57-69" PDR
ArrowMontana Snowbowl, Montana 7" 12" 21-48" PDR
ArrowBluewood, Washington 6" 9" 66-69" PDR
ArrowSipapu, New Mexico 6" 9" 23-35" PDR
ArrowMt Washington Resort, British Columbia 6" 7" 91" PP
ArrowSierra at Tahoe, California 6" 7" 18-35" PDR
ArrowBolton Valley, Vermont 6" 6" 26-42" PP
ArrowSaddleback, Maine 6" 6" 14-36" PP
ArrowMt Hood Meadows, Oregon 6" 30" 92-105" PDR
ArrowStevens Pass, Washington 6" 15" 74-76" PP
ArrowMt Baker, Washington 6" 13" 110-121" PDR
ArrowTamarack, Idaho 6" 12" 50-58" PDR
ArrowWhitewater, British Columbia 6" 10" 74" PP
ArrowJay Peak, Vermont 5" 7" 36-65" PDR
ArrowMission Ridge, Washington 5" 7" 32-38" PP
ArrowBretton Woods, New Hampshire 5" 6" 32-42" PP
ArrowStowe, Vermont 5" 5" 28-64" PP
ArrowWhiteface, New York 5" 5" 30-50" PP
ArrowSilver Star, British Columbia 5" 22" 55-66" PDR
ArrowAttitash, New Hampshire 4" 7" 18-49" PP
ArrowCannon Mountain, New Hampshire 4" 7" 18-40" PP
ArrowShawnee Peak, Maine 4" 6" 18-34" PDR
ArrowLoon Mountain, New Hampshire 4" 5" 38-51" PP
ArrowBurke Mountain, Vermont 4" 5" 12-36" PDR
ArrowMont Sainte-Anne, Quebec 4" 4" 46-110" PP
ArrowKirkwood, California 4" 4" 39-47" PP
ArrowSugarbush, Vermont 4" 4" 12-38" PDR
ArrowStorrs Hill, New Hampshire 4" 4" 16-24" PP
ArrowCalabogie Peaks, Ontario 4" 4" 20" PP
ArrowBrundage, Idaho 4" 15" 50-68" PDR
ArrowAlyeska Resort, Alaska 4" 14" 18-133" PP
ArrowAngel Fire, New Mexico 3" 9" 28-34" PDR
ArrowPowder King, British Columbia 3" 7" 42-94" PDR
ArrowBogus Basin, Idaho 3" 6" 35-37" PP
ArrowSunday River, Maine 3" 5" 24-48" PP
ArrowRagged Mountain, New Hampshire 3" 5" 38-42" PDR
ArrowDartmouth Skiway, New Hampshire 3" 5" 5-20" PP
ArrowStoneham, Quebec 3" 4" 14-24" FRGR
ArrowStratton Mountain, Vermont 3" 3" 32-55" PP
ArrowTremblant, Quebec 3" 3" 50" LSGR
ArrowOwls Head, Quebec 3" 3" 45-48" PP
ArrowSugar Bowl, California 3" 3" 35-45" PP
ArrowOkemo Mountain, Vermont 3" 3" 36-44" LSGR
ArrowBromley Mountain, Vermont 3" 3" 24-39" PP
ArrowSugarloaf, Maine 3" 3" 15-35" PP
ArrowSir Sams, Ontario 3" 3" 12-24" PP
ArrowMt Rose, Nevada 3" 3" 15-24" PP
ArrowSki Martock, Nova Scotia 3" 3" 12-24" PP
ArrowCranmore, New Hampshire 3" 3" 20" PP
ArrowMagic Mountain, Vermont 3" 3" 5-15" PP
ArrowArrowhead, New Hampshire 3" 3" 0-10" WETSN
ArrowMont Avila, Quebec 3" 3" 0" PP
ArrowMont Gabriel, Quebec 3" 3" 0" PP
ArrowAnthony Lakes, Oregon 3" 17" 40-45" PDR
ArrowPowderhorn, Colorado 3" 15" 50-52" PP
ArrowSun Peaks, British Columbia 3" 10" 38-57" PDR
ArrowLookout Pass, Idaho 2" 8" 47-72" PDR
ArrowBlacktail Mountain, Montana 2" 7" 33-44" PDR
ArrowButtermilk, Colorado 2" 7" 30-38" PDR
ArrowShowdown, Montana 2" 7" 20-29" PDR
ArrowMt Timothy, British Columbia 2" 7" 25" PDR
ArrowMt Ashland, Oregon 2" 6" 45-68" PP
ArrowAspen Highlands, Colorado 2" 5" 47-55" PDR
ArrowWildcat, New Hampshire 2" 5" 8-36" PP
ArrowVail, Colorado 2" 5" 33-34" PDR
ArrowMonarch, Colorado 2" 4" 55" PDR
ArrowKillington, Vermont 2" 4" 36-44" PDR
ArrowPico Mtn at Killington, Vermont 2" 4" 36-44" PDR
ArrowBerkshire East, Massachusetts 2" 4" 18-35" PP
ArrowHemsedal, Norway 2" 3" 24-36" PP
ArrowBig White, British Columbia 2" 2" 46-66" PP
ArrowDiamond Peak, Nevada 2" 2" 30-58" PDR
ArrowDonner Ski Ranch, California 2" 2" 38-48" PP
ArrowHomewood, California 2" 2" 26-45" PP
ArrowCamp Fortune, Quebec 2" 2" 31-39" PP
ArrowMount Snow, Vermont 2" 2" 24-36" LSGR
ArrowDodge Ridge, California 2" 2" 30-36" PP
ArrowEdelweiss Valley, Quebec 2" 2" 36" PP
ArrowBear Valley, California 2" 2" 30-34" PDR
ArrowMont Sutton, Quebec 2" 2" 19-34" PDR
ArrowPajarito, New Mexico 2" 2" 28" PDR
ArrowMt St Louis-Moonstone, Ontario 2" 2" 22-26" PP
ArrowHorseshoe Resort, Ontario 2" 2" 20-24" PP
ArrowGol m. Golsfjellet, Norway 2" 2" 24" CORN
ArrowHidden Valley, Ontario 2" 2" 12-14" PP
ArrowNorth York, Ontario 2" 2" 12" WETSN
ArrowSnowmass, Colorado 2" 12" 38-48" PDR
ArrowAjax (Aspen), Colorado 2" 10" 38" PDR
ArrowSilver Mountain, Idaho 1" 8" 42-86" PP
ArrowMoonlight Basin, Montana 1" 7" 51" PP
ArrowBreckenridge, Colorado 1" 6" 33-49" PDR
ArrowTaos, New Mexico 1" 5" 50-60" PDR
ArrowSki Cooper, Colorado 1" 5" 36-38" PDR
ArrowChestnut Mountain, Illinois 1" 4" 40-80" PP
ArrowWhistler/Blackcomb, British Columbia 1" 4" 70" PP
ArrowJackson Hole, Wyoming 1" 4" 46-61" PP
ArrowCopper Mountain, Colorado 1" 4" 35-41" PP
ArrowBeaver Creek, Colorado 1" 4" 33-37" PDR
ArrowEldora, Colorado 1" 4" 36" PDR
ArrowSunlight, Colorado 1" 4" 28-30" HP
ArrowWinter Park, Colorado 1" 3" 44-48" PDR
ArrowRed River, New Mexico 1" 3" 39-44" PDR
ArrowKeystone, Colorado 1" 3" 36" PDR
ArrowSquaw Valley USA, California 1" 3" 35" PP
ArrowHeavenly, California 1" 2" 25-36" PP
ArrowSteamboat, Colorado 1" 11" 44-47" PDR
ArrowKicking Horse, British Columbia 1" 1" 55-60" PP
ArrowSunshine Village, Alberta 1" 1" 52-54" PP
ArrowTelluride, Colorado 1" 1" 47-49" PP
ArrowSun Valley, Idaho 1" 1" 23-49" PP
ArrowSoda Springs, California 1" 1" 38-48" PP
ArrowArizona Snowbowl, Arizona 1" 1" 23-41" PP
ArrowNorthstar at Tahoe, California 1" 1" 19-37" PP
ArrowGranite Gorge, New Hampshire 1" 1" 18-36" PP
ArrowSearchmont Resort, Ontario 1" 1" 24" LSGR
ArrowSwiss Valley, Michigan 1" 1" 22-24" PP
ArrowDevils Elbow, Ontario 1" 1" 8-24" PP
ArrowLakeridge Ski Resort, Ontario 1" 1" 24" PP
ArrowGlen Eden, Ontario 1" 1" 14-18" LSGR
ArrowBlue Mountain, Ontario 1" 1" 14" LSGR
ArrowCentennial Park, Ontario 1" 1" 6" LSGR
ArrowLe Massif, Quebec 1" 1" 0" VC


Published On: 12/28/2007
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i went snowboarding at ski brule today and ate shi*t the whole day on the boxes and jumps because i had 2 hours of sleep and no energy drinks or shiit.
i almost fell asleep on the lift hahhaha
dayumm..
 
 
 
marquette mountain [UPPER MICHIGAN] on the 26TH!


Published On: 12/26/2007
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Ski Area 24 Hr 72 Hr Base Surface
ArrowCrested Butte, Colorado 32" 66" 46-68" PDR
ArrowSquaw Valley USA, California 24" 42" 12-24" PDR
ArrowMonarch, Colorado 23" 53" 42-54" PDR
ArrowSolitude, Utah 22" 32" 41" PDR
ArrowMammoth, California 20" 32" 20-25" PDR
ArrowAjax (Aspen), Colorado 20" 29" 38-43" PDR
ArrowAspen Highlands, Colorado 18" 29" 55-69" PDR
ArrowBrighton, Utah 18" 29" 62" PP
ArrowSilverton Mountain, Colorado 18" 28" 70" PDR
ArrowSnowbird, Utah 17" 24" 43" PDR
ArrowDurango, Colorado 16" 33" 46-50" PDR
ArrowSnowmass, Colorado 15" 29" 43-56" PDR
ArrowButtermilk, Colorado 15" 22" 32" PDR
ArrowAlta, Utah 14" 21" 49" PDR
ArrowThe Canyons, Utah 13" 31" 24-44" PDR
ArrowSki Cooper, Colorado 13" 27" 38-40" PDR
ArrowSnowbasin, Utah 13" 20" 24-30" PDR
ArrowDeer Valley, Utah 12" 24" 30" PDR
ArrowKirkwood, California 12" 14" 9-18" PP
ArrowBrian Head, Utah 11" 12" 20-25" PDR
ArrowLoveland, Colorado 10" 29" 28-38" PDR
ArrowVail, Colorado 9" 23" 27-32" PDR
ArrowPark City, Utah 9" 19" 16-28" PP
ArrowKeystone, Colorado 8" 26" 18-27" PDR
ArrowBeaver Creek, Colorado 8" 19" 25-30" PDR
ArrowObergurgl, Austria 8" 10" 30-42" PP
ArrowArapahoe Basin, Colorado 7" 23" 30-35" PDR
ArrowCopper Mountain, Colorado 7" 21" 35-40" PDR
ArrowTelluride, Colorado 7" 12" 32-42" PDR
ArrowSierra at Tahoe, California 6" 28" 10" PP
ArrowBreckenridge, Colorado 6" 20" 40" PDR
ArrowAnthony Lakes, Oregon 6" 11" 28-31" PDR
ArrowSunlight, Colorado 6" 10" 23-27" PDR
ArrowPowderhorn, Colorado 5" 27" 35" PDR
ArrowWinter Park, Colorado 5" 25" 40-44" PDR
ArrowJackson Hole, Wyoming 5" 20" 35-51" PDR
ArrowBear Valley, California 5" 17" 18" PDR
ArrowSteamboat, Colorado 5" 16" 29" PDR
ArrowSundance, Utah 5" 15" 20-34" PDR
ArrowWhitetail, Pennsylvania 4" 4" 12-22" PP
ArrowMountain High, California 4" 4" 12" PP
ArrowEldora, Colorado 4" 19" 24-28" PDR
ArrowLe Massif, Quebec 3" 3" 0" PP
ArrowRed Lodge, Montana 3" 13" 15-21" PDR
ArrowSir Sams, Ontario 2" 4" 12-16" PP
ArrowJay Peak, Vermont 2" 3" 36-50" PP
ArrowShanty Creek, Michigan 2" 3" 48" PP
ArrowMt St Louis-Moonstone, Ontario 2" 3" 14-22" PP
ArrowMont Sainte-Anne, Quebec 2" 3" 8-16" PP
ArrowWaterville Valley, New Hampshire 2" 2" 31-41" PP
ArrowSeven Springs, Pennsylvania 2" 2" 18-30" WETPS
ArrowDevils Elbow, Ontario 2" 2" 8-24" PP
ArrowSnow Summit, California 2" 2" 12-24" PP
ArrowLoon Mountain, New Hampshire 2" 2" 16-20" PP
ArrowDiscovery, Montana 2" 12" 18-30" PP
ArrowKillington, Vermont 1" 4" 32-42" PDR
ArrowStowe, Vermont 1" 3" 22-55" PP
ArrowOwls Head, Quebec 1" 3" 35-42" PP
ArrowStoneham, Quebec 1" 3" 16-24" PP
ArrowHorseshoe Resort, Ontario 1" 3" 15-17" PP
ArrowCrystal Mountain, Washington 1" 2" 36" VC
ArrowGreat Divide, Montana 1" 2" 12-18" PP
ArrowTremblant, Quebec 1" 1" 50" PP
ArrowHidden Valley, Pennsylvania 1" 1" 28-48" PP
ArrowSunday River, Maine 1" 1" 16-40" PP
ArrowMount Snow, Vermont 1" 1" 20-36" PP
ArrowWoodbury, Connecticut 1" 1" 20-30" PP
ArrowBromley Mountain, Vermont 1" 1" 15-26" PP
ArrowLakeridge Ski Resort, Ontario 1" 1" 20-22" PP
ArrowWachusett Mountain, Massachusetts 1" 1" 10-18" PP
ArrowHockley Valley, Ontario 1" 1" 12" PP
ArrowHidden Valley, Ontario 1" 1" 12" PP
ArrowOshawa Kirby, Ontario 1" 1" 10" PP


Published On: 12/8/2007
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Ski Area 24 Hr 72 Hr Base Surface
ArrowPerfect North Slopes, Indiana 24" 24" 36" PDR
ArrowBoreal, California 24" 24" 18-24" PDR
ArrowCrested Butte, Colorado 20" 24" 32-40" PDR
ArrowSnowmass, Colorado 14" 14" 32-44" PDR
ArrowThe Canyons, Utah 14" 14" 20-32" PDR
ArrowEldora, Colorado 12" 16" 24-28" PDR
ArrowMammoth, California 12" 12" 12-20" PDR
ArrowBrighton, Utah 11" 11" 34" PP
ArrowWinter Park, Colorado 10" 20" 40-46" PDR
ArrowSki Cooper, Colorado 10" 14" 16-32" PDR
ArrowVail, Colorado 10" 14" 27" PDR
ArrowSolitude, Utah 10" 10" 34" PDR
ArrowMontana Snowbowl, Montana 10" 10" 20-29" PDR
ArrowPark City, Utah 10" 10" 14-26" PP
ArrowSundance, Utah 10" 10" 20" WETSN
ArrowAjax (Aspen), Colorado 9" 9" 26-30" PDR
ArrowKeystone, Colorado 9" 18" 18-27" PDR
ArrowJackson Hole, Wyoming 9" 16" 36-48" PDR
ArrowArapahoe Basin, Colorado 9" 16" 25-35" PDR
ArrowHeavenly, California 8" 8" 13-20" PDR
ArrowLoveland, Colorado 8" 19" 22-36" PDR
ArrowCopper Mountain, Colorado 8" 14" 26-32" PDR
ArrowWolf Creek, Colorado 8" 12" 50-58" PDR
ArrowSilverton Mountain, Colorado 8" 12" 42-48" PDR
ArrowBeaver Creek, Colorado 8" 11" 21-24" PDR
ArrowAlta, Utah 7" 7" 33" PDR
ArrowSnowbird, Utah 7" 7" 29-32" PP
ArrowBreckenridge, Colorado 7" 14" 40" PDR
ArrowRed Lodge, Montana 7" 10" 14-20" PP
ArrowDurango, Colorado 6" 7" 34-38" PDR
ArrowSnowbasin, Utah 6" 6" 24-30" PDR
ArrowSteamboat, Colorado 6" 11" 26" PDR
ArrowBridger Bowl, Montana 5" 5" 31" PDR
ArrowDiscovery, Montana 5" 5" 18-30" PP
ArrowGrand Targhee, Wyoming 5" 10" 58-76" PP
ArrowMad River, Ohio 4" 9" 24" PP
ArrowSunlight, Colorado 4" 8" 26-30" PDR
ArrowTelluride, Colorado 4" 5" 30-40" PP
ArrowWilmot Mountain, Wisconsin 3" 6" 12-24" PDR
ArrowCrystal Mountain, Michigan 3" 3" 24-47" PDR
ArrowKirkwood, California 3" 3" 9-18" PP
ArrowSeven Oaks, Iowa 3" 3" 12-18" PP
ArrowStowe, Vermont 2" 5" 22-55" PP
ArrowAnthony Lakes, Oregon 2" 5" 28" PP
ArrowNubs Nob, Michigan 2" 2" 30-72" PDR
ArrowSki Brule, Michigan 2" 2" 45-65" PP
ArrowMt Baker, Washington 2" 2" 36-56" PDR
ArrowGrand Gen, Wisconsin 2" 2" 24-36" PP
ArrowNordic Mountain, Wisconsin 2" 2" 12-30" PP
ArrowSir Sams, Ontario 2" 2" 12-16" PP
ArrowLondon Ski Club, Ontario 2" 2" 12" PP
ArrowSmugglers Notch, Vermont 1" 9" 12-40" PP
ArrowOwls Head, Quebec 1" 8" 35-42" PP
ArrowKillington, Vermont 1" 7" 32-44" PDR
ArrowMt Hood Meadows, Oregon 1" 6" 40-50" PP
ArrowPanorama Mountain, British Columbia 1" 4" 21-37" PP
ArrowSun Valley, Idaho 1" 1" 20-36" HP
ArrowSnow King, Wyoming 1" 1" 34-36" LSGR
ArrowBrian Head, Utah 1" 1" 20" PP


Published On: 12/7/2007
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I thought it wasn't going to snow until January with the way the weather was and now it is snowing what the hell.
 
Someone please tell me what is with the weather and why it can't make up it's mind. First it won't snow till January and now it is going to snow at the beginning of November. Although it is Michigan, anything can happen.
 
Well, Keep Chillin and I will be back with another update for u soon.


Published On: 11/6/2007
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So apparently we will not be getting any snow til january. Thats what I hear from a few different people. That suxs. What the hell is up with that?
 
The only thing I look forward to every year. Granted I am a spring baby, but I kind of have no choice to like the snow.
 
Reasons Y:
1. Mom was born in December.
2. Sister was born in January.
3. This is Michigan anything can happen.
4. My BFF likes the snow.
5. I learn to deal with the cold.
 
W/E my mood changes eveyday about snow. I love the snow b/c it has better memories than any other season.
 
To me more to do when it snows. Yesterday someone at work said she could smell snow and one said they could smell it the night before. So I hope it snows soon. My BFF is about to drive me insaneif she can't go snowboarding soon.
 


Published On: 10/11/2007
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Bitch I Lied By Insane Clown Posse


Bitch, i'm here to tell you i lied
when i seen that thick-ass it was over
nothin else mattered, i ain't even care
i pulled the rubber off when i stuck it up in there too

bitch, i lied to you, this ain't my home
kicked in the back door and now we're alone
i stole the car that i picked you up in
plus me and your girl have been f[u]ckin

bitch, i lied, everything i said to you
all steps to land in your bed with you
my watch is fake, this ain't my coat
and i sent you letters that my brother wrote for me

bitch, i lied, everytime i left town
i really stayed right here at home
dickin hoes down, every penny that you helped my mom
with went straight to the asian spa, bitch

(chorus)
hey look, i lied and i'm happy for it
look how you turned out to be
you're no prize, no prize
hey look, i lied and i'm happy for it
look how you turned out to be
you're no prize, girl, no prize

bitch, i lied, i didn't buy you that
i stole you that, and then i stole it back
it ain't no mr. right without a mr. wrong
first, and you f[u]cked up and met mr. worst

i f[u]cked a hooker and left skeet on your backseat
and kept on and never missed a beat
and bitch, i lied, my name ain't lance
i lied my way in and outta your pants

i never played football for michigan state
i lied to your neden and it bit the bait
i never won a medal for winnin a back stroke race
but bitch, i lied to your face

i'm the motherf[u]cker that stole your momma's purse
and watched you and your daddy blame it on her
i lied everyday of our lives to your ear holes
(you look really good when you wear those)

(chorus)
hey look, i lied and i'm happy for it
look how you turned out to be
you're no prize, no prize
hey look, i lied and i'm happy for it
look how you turned out to be
you're no prize, girl, no prize

bitch, i lied, about so much shi*t
half the shi*t, i forget
i tell you new lies to cover the old
i throw hot new shi*t on top of the cold

flip the script up and talk you blind
backwards, re-enactment, rewind
tangle the topic, have you blamin you
for the f[u]cked up shi*t i do

i told you i owned a mcdonald's in thailand
(and you bought that shi*t, damn)
i told you that al pacino was my man
(and you bought that shi*t, damn)
i told you a whole lotta shi*t cuz i can
(and you bought that shi*t, damn)
you're no prize, bitch, no prize

(chorus)
hey look, i lied and i'm happy for it
look how you turned out to be
you're no prize, no prize
hey look, i lied and i'm happy for it
look how you turned out to be
you're no prize, girl, no prize


Published On: 4/30/2007
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This past weekend I went on my first overnight trip to the US.  THursday night, I headed to Windsor for Korean BBQ with Cathy, John and Cris, then back to his for 'fros.
 
Early friday morning, I crossed the border headed up to Grizzled's place and off we were for a weekend in Northern Michigan.  The sun was shinning, the weather was fabulous, and I was so stoked to get on my board!  We rode at Schuss Mountain Friday.. and there was hardely anyone there.  It was great for me, as it was my first day on a board since the knee injury and i was having some difficulties.  Boarding itself was great... but skating was painful, and stopping and getting off the lifts was just hillarious. At one point I felt like Zoolander as I exclaimed 'I can't turn left!'.  After a couple hours, I needed a break.. so we took the shuttle to Summit mountain. What a joke. about 6 runs, and 2 2man lifts that look like they were the first lifts ever invented.  But, we were the only 2 on the runs for most of the time we were there.  The runs were still groomed from the morning, and it was now 5pm.  It was great! Norbert (grizzled) crossed off an item from his to do list, as he wrote 'skiers suck' in big letters under the lift.  We then headed back to our place to change, have dinner, then call it a night.
 
Saturday Morning, I woke up and iced my knee. I knew that I wouldn't be riding again, so I decided to start the day out with some 'fros.  After a couple, then a breakfast beer with my egg n bagel, I started to pack up my provisions for the day.  This included some beer and filing my camelback with redbull and vodka. Yum. I was sipping at that thing before we even left the Inn.  Norbert went riding, and I hobbled around the village... then sat on a bench and people watched and chatted with some other injured folk.  Lunch time came around, and it was tailgating time.  Nothing like beer and hotdogs at the base of the mountain to cheer a girl up, and I needed cheering up, I was sooooooooo depressed about not being able to board.
 
Saturday was not only St-Pats,but also Carnival Days at Boyne.  Meaning, lots of drinking and costumes on the slopes.  They had a party on the slopes.. which ment having to get a lift ticket and board. And I have to say, I was so stoked to be able to do one run!  Got up the lift with a swift pay off to the lifty, and borded across the slope to the party, where all the random people I met in the parking lot were.. good times, and I was so excited to strap on my board to ride down!  After much more drinking, and some random run-ins, ski patrol was starting to kick us of the mountain. So I went to get my board. But Norbert already had it, and was refusing to let me ride. He said that I should save my knee for whistler and just walk down instead. I tried explaining that it hurt more to walk down the hill than to ride, but he was having none of it. Then, in what is not my proudest moment, I just sat on the slopes in total frustration and cried! There's a great pic of this... there is also a fab pic of me getting pulled down the slope with a ski pole.  I have to say, all i wanted was that one run, and the damn knee police took it away from me.  No worries, i'll get over it eventually!
 
Sunday, did a bit of tubing before heading back home... and yet another fabulous day! The weather was so great all weekend! And i did have tons of fun dispite not getting to ride.   so yeah... that was my weekend!
 
Oh, and monday morning, I walked into my class to find that the ceiling had caved in over march break. No fun at all... what a crappy day that was!


Published On: 3/20/2007
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No more bruising, no more pain, and very minor swelling....  I got myself a knee brace, and I'm going to give boarding a try on Friday... if it doesn't work out, i'll sit in the bar and throw pretzels at people. If it does, i'll be boading all weekend, and most of next week.
 
Board is waxed and ready to go...although the cat walked over it a few times when the wax was drying and now has wax covered paws... so much for not letting my housemates know I was hot waxing in the house.. it's a no no! :(
 
So, Michigan, here I come! Carnival at Boyne sounds like it,s going to be awesome! woohoo for road trips. Actually, it'll  be my first trip to the US that lasts more than a day! :)


Published On: 3/14/2007
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My Journal: Karma's a bitch
By: cazza21


So i ran into a skier on friday night. it wasn't all my fault. She even said so.  But today the ski gods got their revenge.  I was taken out by a skier at the top of the lift. Ski patrol was there thankfully and sorted out the situation and got me down the hill. I was the first to break in their new sled.. something they were very excited about.  I just wanted to hit something.
 
So after the 3.5 hour drive back to London and the hour and a half wait at the clinic (just long enough for all the X ray machines in town to be closed) here I am, on Advil and with ice on my knee, which at this point looks more like a grapefruit.  The verdict... the doc isn't sure... he doesn't think it,s ligaments (thank god) but because of where the pain is and the swelling, there may be a bone fragment behind my kneecap and a scope may be needed.  f*cken hell.
 
I was supposed to be instructing from Saturday until thursday, then i'm heading to board in Michigan. I hope that I wake up tomorrow and it's all better... send me good vibes.. i need them :(
 
EDIT: X rays were done today.. looking good.  But now I am soooooooo bored just knowing that I have to sit around on my ass and rest for a week. It's march break, and i have no plans until thursday... so if anyone wants to entertain me.. feel free! even my housemate is out of town... just me and the cat.. oh god, i'll turn into a crazy cat lady!


Published On: 3/8/2007
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Stupid thing: The Final Days
By: konk


So I've hit a wall.  I read back through all my blogs and it's pretty obvious.  I hate my job, it's close to being on the great wall of KONK's job casualty list.  That's the beauty of sales I guess, always another job around the corner, but damn someday I need to line up with what I want.  In the meantime, I just can't stand another day in the cube.  If they let you go you get  nice check on the spot.....yaaaaay check on the spot.  Seriously, I just can't take it and I put my resume up and I'm getting calls like crazy, so no worries. 
 
I guess I'll just completely chill and have fun with it for awhile.  Totally argue with the boss about everything, break the news to him about a thing called REALITY and not all his pipey goodness about what he thinks SHOULD happen with the company.  Ahhhh good times.  Life was so much more fun when I was an herb peddler in Michigan.  ~sigh~


Published On: 2/22/2007
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Anyone down for ridin bittersweet or timber ridge on mon the 12th or tue the 13th?  hit me up...


Published On: 2/9/2007
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seriously if you live in michigan or even ohio. do it.


Published On: 1/24/2007
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I went swimming yesterday in Little Lake Leelanau.
The water was 41 degrees.
It wasn't really swimming.
It was more of running into the water with David, Nelson, and Josh as fast as we could.
And then running out twice as fast.
It's supposed to snow tonight.
Michigan is crazy.
 


Published On: 1/7/2007
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     Why do I hate the midwest? Oh yeah, that's right! Maybe because the weather doesn't follow normal seasons like it's supposed to! It's JANUARY! By now we at least usually have some icey B.S. to ruin our new Christmas presents on. But no. None.
     It's Fifty degrees and overcast everyday. It's like pepetual November. For those of you located somewhere more prone to normal seasonal weather, November in Michigan S.U.C.K.S. There's absolutely nothing to do. You can't snowboard because there is no snow. You can't hit the beach in Holland because it's too cold. You can surf, if you enjoy wearing 9 Mill wetsuits or a drysuit, and then turning blue. You can't even go traying (stealing fastfood trays and hiking the hills, parkinglots, or schools at 3 am). Oh it rains, A LOT! If all this rain had been snow, we'd of had an insane winter for Michigan.
     I got accepted into University of Colorado at Boulder a couple weeks ago, and I'm about to drive out there now. This weather is frickin' ridiculous.
      Maybe Al Gore and his Tree Hugging buddies have a point with all this Global Warming crap they're always screaming about.
      My cousin drove up from Bonita Springs, Florida to have a white Christmas. Poor kid. I bet he's never seen so much mud. He's spent his whole vacation drywalling his bedroom in his new house. He's like 12.
     I know you all love hearing me bitch about the lack of snow, but I've got footie to edit, then I'm going to go dream of some snow.
 
Love. Later.
     -Breeze
 
 


Published On: 1/4/2007
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Ok Michigan Need some f ing snow.. I have only been able to go snowboarding like 4 times this year and it sucks ass.. Let it snow let it snow let it snow...


Published On: 12/28/2006
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Heading out to Mt. Bristol in Janurary. Mt. Bristol is in New York I know its no Vail or whatever but its a chance for me to ride something different that isnt in michigan. Should be fun. Mt. Bohemia is way the f*ck up in the U.P. in Michigan supposely its all back country riding, should be a blast. I'm heading up there about mid Feburary. I'll make sure I have photos or video clips from both places stay tuned


Published On: 12/19/2006
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My Blog: tis the season
By: g.monay


Hey Hey Hey! Snow is getting here or has been for some people but some of us are just getting the pleasure of this wonderful "White Stuff"!  Went and hit up Tremblant opening weekend and realized dam boy, this is expensive so i have to buy a tremblant membership that save me a bundle! SO i did and now just waiting for my next time to get out and ride!  Exams are here which is terrible and im studying and studying and studying and its lame because really i just want to go home and chill with my friends at home and relax and dont worry about anything but riding.  I miss my crazy party animal friends!

Been organizing a jibfest up in my hometown so when i get back we can go tear up some handrails and enjoy the last little wait until the home town hill opens up fully so i can ride for 6 days and then travel to Boyne, Michigan for New Years with Mike Trudeau and rock out there!  Just getting really focused on my riding and stepping up and holding nothing back, but at the same time, keep my wacky fun into it as well.  All about fun and if i take out the fun then i take out the reason i ride.  My friends have all been out jibbing on little homemade rails and having a blast and i feel so out of it as i cant go and do all the fun stuff they are because i dont know anyone who really hits up the park and streets like i do in Uni up in Ottawa yet.  Soon i will find some people and enjoy the times or just go bymyself on campus and hit that up.

My good friend i met in the winter, Maia is now in BC riding as she decided not to go back to searchmont to ride as BC is way better and to progress her career in the sport. She is awesome and totally killing it as she rides all year and follows the snow to New Zealand and Canada!  I miss her a bunch and cant wait to ride with her again and kill it!

Anywho, lets all have a safe and enjoyable season and get the tricks, style, and everything you plan on getting to improve yourself.  Keep it cool and rock out with your cock out!

Marc Gratton



Published On: 12/5/2006
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