: Rockstar Bob:
"I'm a rocker," he says and strums the plastic, video-game guitar. "Look at my shirt, my (brown) hair-color, my shoes; I'm a ROCKER." He wasn't joking. He was, however, too drunk to do much jamming; he was more interested in what was going on in the bedroom. Later, my friends decided I rock way harder than Bob. To hear them tell the story, I was wearing my tie on and jumping around; playing like Angus of AC / DC. I even did some windmill-strums.
2: Body Shots:
She wasn't that cute, but I didn't mind licking beer off her stomach. Her body was better than her face.
3: Afro-man sharts himself
He was white, but he had a fro. Nobody knew who him and his friends were - friends of a dumb, but hot girl. Later they crossed a line. "Regulators: mount up!" yelled Big Red and the hall filled with ex-college wrestlers ready to for whatever - afro man got even whiter. Big Red gave them two-minutes to finish up and get the hell out: Two minutes to quit apologizing and just leave. They left...
4: Lets go for a ride.
It was 3 or 4 a.m. when Tejas asked me if I wanted to go ride our longboards around town. I was sober enough to stand up, so it seemed like a good idea. We went to Western's campus, found the biggest hill, and pointed it. "Just hold on," I thought as I rode the long pitch; the only other option was eat sidewalk. Besides, after the steep part, the hill flattens out anyway.
5: Eddy gives Bob's his hand-cuffs:
He was packing for summer, then popped into Bob's room. "Here Bob, I can't use these at my mom's house... I want them back after the summer though," He said. "You like those, huh?" Indeed he did, he said he was going to hang them above his bed.
6: "You guys are sure riding early":
We were drunk and hungry, so we rode our longboards across town. It was after 5 a.m. when we got to Love's gas-station - the only place in Gunnison open 24 hours. Some guy, probably a parent getting an early start after graduation, told us we were sure out riding early. It wasn't early though - it was late. Louie questioned if our friends would still be awake when we got back with the food; four of them were.
7: Cool moves and a better hat:
Looking at pics from this weekend - one stood out above all others. It was Simon, wearing a Lucky box for a rectangle hat, dancing the robot, and doing it with style.
8: The whole crew gets together for the first time all year:
Tejas never made it up during ski-season, but him and his sister, Anne, drove up from Oklahoma for graduation. Louie, Simon and Dirk drove down from Denver. I commuted back-and-forth from Montrose. Then there was the part of the crew still in Gunny: Bob, Becker, Hooks, Flo, Teo, Laurel, Lindy... And then there those graduating from college: Riley, Pat, Bryce, Shannon, Erin, Melony, Roesch... Then there my other friends, outside the circle. Will, Butters, David, Ashleigh, Carolina, Jackie, Brandy and a bunch of others made cameos too. I miss college - or at least the Gunny people; post-collegiate friends just aren't the same.
9: Drive-by slapping:
After eating breakfast, Dirk was showing the dent on his truck of; he hit a deer. I was driving my car and Louie told me to get close to them. I did - he leaned out the window and hit Bob. Later, he said the fuuniest possible scenario would have been if he would have fallen out of the car.
10: The gum-shoe gets busted, twice:
Okay, so the cop didn't commit a crime. A few people just walked-in on him making out with some chick in hidden places that happened to be completely obvious. Telling a story about getting bustedm however is better than the story he can tell about the night before. A girl walked in his house, a different one, and dropped her pants. "Do you have any shorts," she asked. So, while she stood there in her panties, he went and got her a pair.
11: "I don't know if you were aware of this, but I'm kind of a big deal"
I had to work Saturday; my friends had Bloody Marys for breakfast and never looked back. So, when I finally got off work, at 9:30 p.m., I kept my tie on. I figured it would be a new angle to try at the bar. I had a bunch of cheesy pick-ups lines re-hearsed, but when I got to the bar, enough of my friends were there so I spent most of my time hanging out with them and not hitting on girs. I got a lot of compliments, a lot of queries and not much else...
12: "Just make out":
A reasonable suggestion to make to a group of slutty girls licking rum off the chests and necks of some of my bros. What makes the story funny, however, was the logic in my little Mexican friends voice when he made the suggestion - we got in on tape. The girls didn't make out, at least not with each other. But, it was worth a try.
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