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Hey everyone, We started taking orders for our new snowboarding movie, "HELLO my name is". DVDs will be shipping this week. As always, we're hooking up our Snowboard.com friends, but this is an extra special deal that we'll be running for a limited time with $7 off the regular price and we always have free shipping to wherever and even better deals on our DVD packages... Click here to check out the deals: First Tracks DISCOUNT! peace, ac HELLO my name is - FINAL Teaser - HD Version

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Published On: 9/17/2007
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WOW! Wow! WOW!
 
How crazy is it that things in peoples lives can change in a day!?!? For once, in my life, it's for the better. I am SOOOOOOOO excited! My friend Jessica, her sister and I are planning a trip - "far far away" (haha) - just for the heck of it!
 
It's such a great feeling....feeling FREE! I've been trying to see the good side of being all alone.....couldn't for a long time but a friend talked a little sense into me and slowly, more and more good things are coming to my mind. Like right now - I don't have to worry about anyone but MEEEE. I don't have to ask permission to leave, I don't have to worry about a jellous boyfriend.....and I don't have to worry about feeling obligated to bring along a GUY......I can do WHATEVER I WANT! oh yeah!
 
I'm letting go a little bit of the "responsible, "oh I shouldn't" side of me and I'm doing something that I don't NEED to do - that maybe I even shouldn't - but I WANT TO and so I'm going to. I love that when I asked my friend if she wants to take a trip out of the country or somewhere, she's like, "SOUNDS GREAT!" Her sister is this well-traveled girl who can hook us up with all kinds of discounts too. How fabulous would it be to be a group of three friends who, when they feel like getting out, say, "Let's go to France." Or, "You know, I'm sick of the weather here, lets go to Tuscany!" AHHH!!!!!!!! We're going to be travelin' women....all cultured and what not. ;-)
 
You're all probably thinking I'm dumb for being so excited about just taking a trip, but if you knew how I normally was - you'd all be proud. I'm breaking out of my sad, sad shell and just doing things in life JUST TO DO THEM, because, in all honesty, WHY NOT!?!?!
 
I"M SOOOOOO HAPPY! oh yeah, oh yeahhhh.


Published On: 5/16/2007
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This past weekend was great.  I headed home for easter, and spent a few very drunken days at home with the family and friends. 
 
On Saturday night, we decided to celebrate my sister and a few of her friends birthdays.  The only rule was, everyone celebrating with us had to wear goggles.  Snow/Water/Safety... we weren't fussy.  We pre drank at my house, and after 7 beer and 16 jello shooters, I was ready for the bar.  It was great running into a bunch of aquaintances from high school that I haven't seen for years... and trying to explain to people why I was wearing goggles.  It was also a very good thing that the bouncers knew us, otherwise there is no way my sister would have even been allowed in the bar! fun stuff!
 
Other than that, lots of time spent with the family, and just relaxing.  Now, the count down is on.... 7 days until Whistler. I cannot friggen wait!


Published On: 4/10/2007
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  So it's been a while since i have wrote anything but i have lots to say.  First of all i have to say that I met every single member of the Pussycat Dolls and had a full conversation with each one for 5 to 10 minutes. If you don't know i work the overnight shift at a hotel in Calgary.  They were here last Thursday night for a consert.  I had the good fortune of having to get there bags from all there rooms. They all had seperet rooms so I would go to each room to get there bags and start talk about shi*t.  I asked one if she liked the reality show that they did, she hung her head and looked away. That tells you what they think of the show.  I asked anouther doll  if her 100 pound bag had her make up and her other faces in the bag (f*cken bag almost crippled me). Now they look smoken hot on TV, but in person a couple look jacked up. I think a few live in Silicone Valley.  Man make up does a lot for a gal.  Now they were gettin on a bus and going to Saskatoon for a show there. Half of them looked like they were dress for the bar the others were dressed to sleep on a bus .  Got to say that they all were dope and not all Hollywood bitch queens but there abs were so nice you could eat jello off of them and they tip pritty good.
That is one of my better nights i have had, others nights i get to kick vagrents out of the hotel for trying to sleep in bathrooms or under stairs, so much f*cken fun.
 
To end this, I can't think of one Pussycat Doll song but if I ever get the chance I will Tag them all.
 
D-on
 


Published On: 3/20/2007
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My Blog: Food
By: LoveTheAccepting


f*cking hungry.
Maybe eat some jello.
A taco or two.
Try some burger.
Maybe even a beer.
No feer. Ecoli is here.


Published On: 1/22/2007
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so im getting older, not enjoying it, why you might ask, cuz im 20 in 2 days, i have no job, i have no girl, i have no money, in fact im actually a debt....i cant even say that i am worth more dead than alive cuz really someone just has to pay off my student loans... but ya other than that im really stoked about turning 20... i dont know why it bugs me so much... perhaps it is just the idea that im no longer a kid with no job girl or money, but im supposed to be an adult with no job girl or money... who is to say... but on the bright side i am one step closer to getting the seniors discount at Denni's Restaurant! 

so i ask, why cant i go back to just doing stupid things with my little friends, you know like back in the day when you build contraptions with scraps of wood you found lying around and nails of all shapes and sizes....see those were the days, no responsibility, no work, girls still had cooties...life was a peach... i say that we all screw the idea of maturing and living life... down with the American dream, lets all just climb trees and throw miscellaneous brown substances at eachother.... we could build forts and have clubs with all our little buddies, plot to go and pee our sisters fort when her and her friends are having a tea party...i think that if we all just decided to just give up on this whole money success thing and forgot about getting older and more mature we would be soooo happy.... is it not fair to want to go back? when video games were in those big boxes at the laundry mat, chia pets were cool, and every body wanted a creep crawlers factory set? I SAY NO! its perfectly ok, in fact it is what we all should do... lets all wear sweatpants with those sweet sweatshirts with the streched out collars and eat some freaking jello!!!

so ya i realize i cant do this, but man its really a freaky bizz sometimes getting older, i hate that im not going to be a teenager anymore... i hate the fact that i cant say that i am what all the old people are complaining about...i hate that before long i wont know what is hip with those young gaffers is anymore... but i suppose it is just part of life...

and no i dont want to shirk responsibility, and yes i do want a gal, and yes i do want to have a job, but i know that i am going to miss all those things that i did when i was a kid.. but hopefully this next adventure will be as zany as the first, and God willing ill enjoy some of it... life rough, gotta deal with it sometime, but hey, its nice to remember when you didnt have to aint it?



Published On: 10/13/2006
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so im getting older, not enjoying it, why you might ask, cuz im 20 in 2 days, i have no job, i have no girl, i have no money, in fact im actually a debt....i cant even say that i am worth more dead than alive cuz really someone just has to pay off my student loans... but ya other than that im really stoked about turning 20... i dont know why it bugs me so much... perhaps it is just the idea that im no longer a kid with no job girl or money, but im supposed to be an adult with no job girl or money... who is to say... but on the bright side i am one step closer to getting the seniors discount at Denni's Restaurant! 

so i ask, why cant i go back to just doing stupid things with my little friends, you know like back in the day when you build contraptions with scraps of wood you found lying around and nails of all shapes and sizes....see those were the days, no responsibility, no work, girls still had cooties...life was a peach... i say that we all screw the idea of maturing and living life... down with the American dream, lets all just climb trees and throw miscellaneous brown substances at eachother.... we could build forts and have clubs with all our little buddies, plot to go and pee our sisters fort when her and her friends are having a tea party...i think that if we all just decided to just give up on this whole money success thing and forgot about getting older and more mature we would be soooo happy.... is it not fair to want to go back? when video games were in those big boxes at the laundry mat, chia pets were cool, and every body wanted a creep crawlers factory set? I SAY NO! its perfectly ok, in fact it is what we all should do... lets all wear sweatpants with those sweet sweatshirts with the streched out collars and eat some freaking jello!!!

so ya i realize i cant do this, but man its really a freaky bizz sometimes getting older, i hate that im not going to be a teenager anymore... i hate the fact that i cant say that i am what all the old people are complaining about...i hate that before long i wont know what is hip with those young gaffers is anymore... but i suppose it is just part of life...

and no i dont want to shirk responsibility, and yes i do want a gal, and yes i do want to have a job, but i know that i am going to miss all those things that i did when i was a kid.. but hopefully this next adventure will be as zany as the first, and God willing ill enjoy some of it... life rough, gotta deal with it sometime, but hey, its nice to remember when you didnt have to aint it?



Published On: 10/13/2006
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Grow More Pot
by Jello Biafra
From I Blow Minds for a Living, recorded at Slim's, San Francisco, Nov 21, 1990


Does anybody out there know that for the first time in American history the U.S. Army was used in a war operation against the American people? Right near here, up in Humboldt County about 200 miles north of San Francisco right near a town called Shelter Cove, get this: three- to four-hundred American G.I.s dressed with automatic rifles and fully armed for battle, fanned out on maneuvers through the woods, backed up by a dozen Blackhawk attack helicopters. The mountain people up there were frightened out of their wits! They thought there was a war going on, especially the ones that had soldiers kicking in the doors to their cabins and putting guns to their heads in front of their children.

Why!? Who was the enemy in this war? Not the communists! Not Saddam Hussein! Not Earth First! or even the spotted owl. No! The enemy they called out the army to put down, secretly, so few people outside of Humboldt would get alarmed as possible, it wasn't even a person or an army or a terrorist group! It was a plant, the marijuana plant.

And they actually did manage to find a few for the G.I.s to pull up, and then they had to fly in more from the government stash so the pile would look big enough when they lit the bonfire for the network TV news cameras, so that they could say "Yes! Another triumph in the Drug War!"

Drug War. War. The American army sent to war against the American people. And we're supposed to feel relieved and secure and protected. Protected from what?!

A lot of people with more guts than I'll ever have risked their life and limb all last summer at the Earth First! Redwood Summer Action up in Humboldt County. They were chaining themselves to redwoods that were three times wider than they were, 800 years old, they were spread-eagled, as the saws buzzed right over their heads. They stood in the dirt as the bulldozers charged them and stopped right at their toes. Or people waved clubs at them, charged them with logging trucks, shotguns, you name it. All to try to save some of the last unspoiled virgin forest we have left anywhere in this country from being chopped down and turned into toilet paper, TV Guides and the Weekly World News.

On the other side the loggers saying "What about our jobs!? What about our families!? What about our lives?! You needed wood and cardboard to make those protest signs!"

We need fuel! We need paper! It's almost gone! Where are we gonna get more? The answer, for centuries, has been right under our nose: grow more pot!

If we're serious about saving the earth, saving the ozone and our freedom to go about saving the earth and the ozone, we should start by paying all those dirt-poor coca farmers in South America and out-of-work loggers in Fortuna and Eureka, and Midwest family farmers and rust-belt families too, to all get together and grow more pot!

Why? Get ready for this...! There's a book out called The Emperor Wears No Clothes. The author's name is Jack Herer. It's published by Queen of Clubs, and I think there's ads for it in High Times, or NORML, the National Organization for Reform of Marijuana Laws, could direct you to a copy I'm sure, and in this book, among other places, it is written that before the 20th century, the marijuana plant provided almost all the world's paper, all the world's clothing and textiles, and almost all the world's rope.

According to none other than the U.S. Department of Agriculture you can make four times as much paper from one acre of hemp plants as you can from an acre of trees. And instead of chopping down all the redwoods in Humboldt County and turning Northern California, Oregon and Washington and Appalachia into the Sahara Desert, if you do it with hemp plants, you can just grow another crop a few months later and make more paper! At one-quarter the cost of making paper from wood pulp and only one-fifth the pollution. The ancient Romans knew this and grew it, Henry VIII made each farmer in old England grow their share, because they knew if you want the strongest natural fiber there is, you all have gotta do your part for the King and grow more pot!

And we did, too! Guess what Levi jeans were originally made out of? And guess what American flags used to be made out of? And guess what the early drafts of the Declaration of Independence and the U.S. Constitution were written on? And if that's too un-Christian for you, guess what they made Guttenberg and King James Bibles out of? Guess what you can use to power a car? You can get at least four times as much cellulose to make gasohol or methanol from hemp stems as you can from a corn stalk. Which along with solar energy would be a great way to avoid dying for oil in Saudi Arabia.

In the 1920s and 1930s most American cars and farm machinery had the option of running on gas or on methanol; most racing cars still do run on methanol. And George Washington and Thomas Jefferson grew cannabis on their plantations and smoked it, too!

In the 1760s in the American colonies you could even be jailed for not growing pot! Because that was part of the key to becoming economically independent from Britain. Hemp was legal tender in the Americas, a substitute for money, from 1630 clear up to the early 1800s. And hemp seeds are a great source of protein, better than soybeans, and it's cheaper than soybeans, too. Or so says the U.S. Department of Agriculture.

Marijuana is legal for medical use in 34 states used to treat glaucoma and pain caused by cancer, and you can digest more protein from a hemp seed than a soybean seed. It's even shown some signs at being able to combat herpes. And, guess what kind of a parachute Mr. Drug War Junta-Man himself George Bush used when he bailed out of that bomber in World War II?

Hemp was illegal by then, but farmers were briefly ordered to grow it again in this country for the war effort and all, and the U.S. Army had their own stash all along in the colonies in the Philippines.

So, how did everything get turned around so damn bad? Doesn't it strike you as a little dumb that we burn oil and choke ourselves and chop down all our trees and ruin innocent people's lives by branding them criminals and throwing them in jails, or sending them off to drug camps, or taking all their property and selling it before they're brought to trial? In the process, making crack and heroin cheaper and easier to get than pot? Why do we do this when we don't have to?

Meanwhile the Police Chief of L.A., Darryl Gates gets front page approval for telling a U.S. Senate committee that pot smokers should be shot on sight. Because smoking pot is treason because, after all, it's illegal.

Why was marijuana cracked down on? And why was it done so violently? Well ... Ready?!

In 1936 Popular Mechanics magazine hailed the invention of a new machine to process hemp, predicting that marijuana/hemp would once again become the world's largest cash crop. This did not at all sit well with people like Hearst Paper Manufacturing or Kimberly-Clark or other cutthroat multinationals who happen to have large timber holdings. It didn't sit to well with tobacco barons for obvious reasons, and it sure as hell didn't sit too well with old buddies DuPont. Hemp processing uses only one-fifth the chemicals need to process wood pulp, and DuPont had just patented a new wood pulp sulfide process, and DuPont's patented plastic fibers had just passed up hemp as the No. 2 fiber, next to cotton, and they wanted to keep it that way!

And the last thing the big drug companies wanted was to lose their share of the ever lucrative disease industry market, to more affordable medicine made from marijuana or other natural ingredients because, check this out, you can't own and make money off a patent for medicine in this country, unless the medicine has chemicals in it. If it's all natural ingredients, you can't patent it. Maybe that's why we don't have access to a cure for cancer or AIDS, or why the health food store I go to keeps getting harassed by federal authorities for selling herbal medicines.

Meanwhile, guess who owns Congress? So marijuana was outlawed in 1937 and they fanned the racism fires playing the racism card just like they do when they want to crack down on rock-and-roll or rap or hip hop or something like that. They said that smoking marijuana might cause you to fall under the influence of listening to jazz! I believe that it was even said on the floor of Congress that marijuana had to be banned because smoking it might make a black man look at a white woman twice. And let's not forget that U.S. Treasury Department funded documentary film, called, "Reefer Madness!" So marijuana was outlawed as devil weed in 1937. Only 53 years ago it was legal. Need I say more, on why our beloved fearless leaders go out of their way to censor our access to information so damn much? Can you imagine the mass outrage if this kind of stuff ever really got out? And people knew that this big drug problem that they keep reading about and hearing about is being caused by the government themselves? And people knew how easily each one of us individually could turn our ecological and human crisis around without resorting to Nazi bullshi*t like oil wars and drug wars by just saying no! to George Bush.

And if people knew that the very companies that provide us with such crucial conveniences as Kleenex, paper towels and junk mail, have systematically and brutally rearranged every single one of our lives so that we are literally wiping our ass with out own future?

And it doesn't have to be this way! I mean, I'll tell you, I do feel kind of funny saying all this because I used to be a pothead and I hate smoking the stuff, and the whole low-energy stoner Deadhead vibe that comes with it. But, you don't need to smoke pot to realize that the real drug problem in this country is not the drugs. And we can help solve drug problems, crime problems, environmental problems - even our racial problems if we say no to George Bush and get together and grow more pot!


Published On: 8/5/2006
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My Journal: warped tour
By: snowpunk


So its over. I went to the warped tour this year for at least my seventh or eighth year and its official, I was the oldest guy there that didnt have a snotty nosed kid in tow. haha
 
I planned on seeing about seven bands but only ended up seeing two because of the fun to be had in beer gardens and we got there a little later than planned, because of our sorta late (around 1) arrival I missed the band I wanted to see more than any other, Against Me! who for anyone who is unfamiliar with them ( most likely anyone who reads this) kick more ass than anyone you know haha.
 
I did get too see NoFx for at least the 12th time or so which is always super fun and Rise Against who I wanted to see almost as much as Against me!, The two bands I really paid attention too though were super fun. That and all the fun I had with my friends though made it all worth the trip. two nights of heavy drinking tends to do that though. Hell my friends girlfriend even supplied more than 120 jello shots which always help the camping experience.


Published On: 7/17/2006
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Things(videos) that make you go....OUCH!!!

OUCH- - vid of kid turning his arm into jello while in a shopping cart..
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3151424383846709989&q=fracture

Mislanded snowboard jumps can result in a lot of pain:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1816815663398544296&q=fracture

One of the more original dirt bike crashes(resulting in what else... broken bones:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3243732846753657020&q=fracture

People getting pwned!(lots of ownage here)
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3426957971368553816&q=owned

Hobbies - Fish
As for other stuff--- One of my recent hobbies is tropical fish. For the last three years I've had a very pretty betta kinda like the one:
betta[1].jpg (this isn't my actual betta, just a pic of one off the internet that looks similar to him. Mine acutally changes color in the light -- when he's fiesty, he turns a puplish color on the body and end of his fins get reddish, when passively swimming and most of the time, he's blue. When he's napping he turns mostly green. At age 3½ my betta is still going strong. About a month ago I went to WalMart and picked up a 10 gallon aquarium set up and have just had him in it. I've been meaning to add "friends" and did that today. Today, I got three corydoras, each look like these pics:
cory3.jpg
So far, the most active little one is my albino cory.
The next favorite:
cory1.jpgIt's not the prettiest but he's also active and swimming around. The albino and patch corys are about 1.5 cm in length from head to tail(that's just a touch over half an inch).  If they ever "outgrow" my tank I'll take them when they're all nice and big to the local fish store and with store credit, exchange them and get smaller ones again 2-3 years down the road.

The third fish I got is a spotted cory. He looks like:
cory2.jpgSo far, he's the most boring inactive fish. All three came from a different tank at the store, so who knows if he was already ill. He may just be scared though too. He's bigger than the other two at 4.7 cm (nearly 2 inches) from tip to tail.
My betta is the biggest with his body alone(not including his long flowing fins) measuring in at approx. 6.2 cm(about 2.5 inches).
Fish UPDATE: Okay, I disovered something interesting since getting my new cory today. The spotted one in the pic like above is pregnant with a fat belly. After doing some online research, I now understand why the fish have been acting a bit unusual. An interesting tidbit on how corys mate that I found on the net: During breeding, the males will exhibit a mating dance, touching the female's dorsal. If the female is receptive, the male will vibrate the body to initate spawning.... The female then sucks the sperm out into her mouth from the male's genital pore. At this point the female ejects a batch of eggs which is uniquely held between her veentral fins. And after finding a suitable site, she then spits out the sperm onto the site and attaches the eggs, at which time fertilisation occurs.

After my vacation in the next week or so I plan to add a couple of more fish.. probably 6-8 neons, or maybe 3-4 platties which are kinds of fish that will get along with my betta. Someday I'll even get pics of my actual tank and fish; my OLD digital camera isn't working, my web cam isn't working, so it may be awhile. The scanner works but I can't exactly lay the fishtank on that ;) 

WHAT THE?!?
So while doing an internet search to check the correct spelling of a medication, I see this google ad to the side:
Tarceva
30 Tablets For Only $2046.49
Low Price Guarantee & Easy Returns!
www.<edited out>.com
YEAH RIGHT!! Everyone has 2 grand to buy pills with . It's a cancer drug, but still...  yikes!


Published On: 6/11/2006
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My Blog: stfu
By: GetAHaircut_Son


i hate strip malls, bathroom stalls,
mini marts, rules, and laws.
i hate pain in my head,
getting out of bed,
talk on TV, democracy.
i hate terror alerts,
stupid jerks, land of the free,
idiocy. i hate bills that are new,
drinks that are blue,
i hate myself, and i hate you.
i hate cops walking the beat,
i hate the president, and i hate meat.
i hate neutron bombs, senior proms,
uncle sam, corporate scams.
i hate straight edge
i hate superdrunk boneheads.
i hate driving cars, hanging out at bars,
skateboarding scars, and useless wars.

i hate sports i hate games
rock stars and stupid fame
i hate people in the scene,
keeping it clean, fixing their hair
cause i don't care.
i hate fast food chains, monkey brains .
its all a frame you're to blame.
i hate jello molds, and eating corn
the lines too long, this stupid song


Published On: 4/30/2006
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My Journal: SEXY BIT-----CH
By: Chandizle


TODAY!

Definately one of my favourite days EVER!
A whole day of riding with my homies

We got through the death fog of this morning
Jeff has now been dubed "Old Man Loses Left Glove"
HA!
And he's also Idiot String certifiable now. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA! God I love us.

We played up at the peak and got FRESHIES
I think I jizzed in my pants countless number of times.
We got some of the  most amazing runs in this morning. Freshies all MORNING. SOOO good.

AWESOME TIMES TEN! HAHAHA!

Had two jugs of beer at lunch
Went back up to the peak and hit up Christmas TRees. YAH JELLO LEGS are where its at.
Did another Symphony loop and tried to get to the park,. but we ended up on the last chair up Emerald.
OH WELL ANOTHER DAY!

I'm a little sad, no boarding until next week
Meh... my life isn't so bad
HAHAHA!


Off to drink




Published On: 4/4/2006
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Wow, is amazing how busy can you get when you travel every wekend... I haven't been able to update my blog in a while.
So in a nutshell, the Searchmont Meet at Canada was a blast except for little things like Norbert breaking his arm and Carrie causing a mayor accident but jello shots, pole dancing, races down the mountain and random jokes though the weekend make that weekend one to remeber!



We flew into Cali on Saturday and drove from San José to Medford, Oregon. The view landscapes driving were amazing! Soo freakin cool, I want to move here! lol (I want to move everywhere!) If only I was millionaire to travel around the world without worrying about money...

Anyway, today we went to this national park called Crater Lake. It used to be a volcano but then collapsed and is now the deepest lake in the U.S. with 4,000 ft. of depth! What was amazing were the huge walls of snow along the highway. 30 ft tall!!! I regret that I didn't brought my snowboard to hike one of those mountains and take a golden run.


No problem, tomorrow we go to Lake Tahoe to ride Heavenly for 4 days straight. I have progression written in my mind and I'm going to kill it down there!

See ya!

Published On: 3/19/2006
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Parties are fun, or they can be fun.  Sometimes you have to make your own fun.  Other times the fun just happens.  Often a bit of both are in order.  I recently was at a shooter party.  The basic idea is that a bunch of people show up at someone's house to play drinking games.  In this case, it involved drinking very colourful drinks in small glasses and the rapid consumption of jello shooters without the use of your hands.

The party itself was pretty fun.  I got a chance to meet some new people (of the fairer sex for that matter, that's always a plus). In particular I met this girl (who will remain nameles to protect the guilty parties) who's a med student at the University of Ottawa and an avid snowboarder.  You have to mack med students on general principal (because of the non-zero possiibility that they will become doctors) and avid snowboarder is a bonus, so I decided to strike up a conversation.  Well through various threads of discourse, I discovered that she wants to specialise in orthopeodic surgery.   "Bam!"  I think to myself, have I got a story for her.  Having recently been on the receiving end of some orthopeodic surgery (I have titanium screws in my shoulder), I figured we had yet another thing in common...but wait....here's where the fun begins.

Somehow the conversation steered to the subject of one of my best friend's first born's christening.  At this religions event, one of my buddies and myself were assigned the task of video taping and photographing the event, and having known he was an atheist since grade 4, the requisite religion jokes were being made.  Well at some point during the story (which I won't explain here, it's a bit beyond the scope), one of my buddies looks over at this girl and she has this look of shock or disgust on her face.  I start thinking to myself, "If she gets really offended about that story, I have some others that will more than likely disgust her thouroughly".  That's where the awesomeness factor comes in.  Instead of trying to save my ass in this situation, we play it up even more.  Needless to say, I doubt that this girl was very impressed by me by the end of the night.  I won't lose too much sleep over it though.  The way I look at it, if that's all it took to turn her off, we were far from being compatible.  It just goes to show you, it takes more than superficial common interests to make things work (I figured this blog needed a moral...otherwise it would be completely pointless).  Besides, I don't need to deal with prudish attitudes frankly, I'll just keep drinking my Kokanee and making my own fun...god bless the awesomeness factor.

Keep shreddin' the GNAR!


Published On: 2/28/2006
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Spent another 4 days riding in CO at Breckenridge and Beaver Creek. Thursday morning I woke up at 3am Central Time, flew to CO, and met up with my friend Zeke in Breck. The first thing we did was hike to the top of Imperial and ride down the lake chutes - holy friggin steep! And the 2nd thing we did was hike the Windows. Not bad for a flatlander eh! 2nd day my friend Ray flew in from CA for his first time ever snowboarding, but he got altitude sickness and had to take his first day off. I hiked the Windows again that day. Day 3 Ray took a lesson and I went with my new man Brian over to Beaver Creek so he could show me the mountain. BC is fun! And I got the video shot I have been wanting for the past 2 years - I laid under a rainbow log and shot Brian going over me. What an awesome shot. Day 3 Ray took a lesson again - he is really picking it up fast, way better than I was on my 2nd day. I rode with Brian and a couple of his friends at Breck, and we took the most horrible long hike up to the Ballroom. Must have taken me an hour to make that hike, and some parts of it were so steep I was crawling on my hands & knees while Brian carried my board. There was some great powder up there, but not worth the hike. My legs were like jello after that and for whatever reason I decided to try and ollie off a tiny roller, thinking I wouldn't even have energy to pick up my front foot, but I somehow pulled 3 feet of air off it. Felt great & I was on again. Then I made everyone hike the Windows with me - yeah the flatlander making all the locals hike, you know it! After that it was time for me to go. Ski traffic was a nightmare and I ended up missing my flight, so I had to stay in a hotel and catch an early flight the next morning, but it was all good b/c Brian had to fly out also in the morning for work, so he came and stayed with me :) Can't wait to see and ride with him again next month. I miss CO :( Check out the pictures and videos!

Published On: 2/27/2006
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Well, Baker was closed on Sat and conditions didn't look too hot anywhere else, so it was a day of rest and lazyness only to be followed by a night of "dance party U.S.A." with jello shots in bed! Needless to say I was able to get up fairly early and make it up to Baker on Sun. I'm still getting use to my new boots so I'm not rideing up to par yet, but Mr.$ was extremly patient and helped me set my bindings a little and slowly but surely I will be my "bad ass" self once again. The Banked Slalom was cool and the awards ceromony was even cooler(literaily) Maybe it was the cold beer in my hand? Anyway's overall AMAZING week-end yet again, And now it's time to go back to work and think about nothing else but the next coming week-end. Oh yeah I got talked into buying a board while I was drunk......NOT FAIR!!!!:) Oh by the way......I'm very sorry to hear that the Seagulls lost the Superbull. I hope everyone is okay.
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Published On: 2/6/2006
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I don't know what to do on this stupid thing but it's ok because I have monkeys in my pants and jello down my shirt!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

At this time I would like you to just take some time and say hello to the people you care about the most because this may be the last time you ever get to see them alive...no this is not a terrorist threat but an actual truth...you never know when you or they will die...

Thank you for helping the insanity go away....

Published On: 12/14/2005
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My Blog: Numero Uno
By: heart_core


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   Wow, so the brand spanking new snowboard.com is here eh? That's some exciting beep right there. And in addition theres now this crazy 'blog' thing...which im not sure what to do except write everything my brain tells me to.... I guess i speak of my life, feelings, emotions, special events, friends and family...etc etc... In that case let's begin...

   First i must begin by explaining how EXTREMELY fun movie cherades is (for those who dont know what cherades is...you deserve to be smacked across the head, dipped in a pool of boiling butter and frozen solid in a block of frozen jello). Of course tonight myself and my friends played for roughly....20 hours. Fun? Yes. Exaggerated? Maybe. By far the hardest movie title was...and this is a good one so remember it kiddies..CONSTANTINE! ya, crazy, hard, i know... i had to flippin guess it >_< 

   Not too sure how long these things should be.. im not a blog kind of person but i will attempt to be JUST FOR MY FANS! ^_^ However, as i have said many times... i refuse to join myspace.com and will live happily in the new snowboard community with rainbows, unicorns and rib eating contests. 

   Anyways, before you become extremely bored from my rambling on about nothing, i will leave you to read the blogs of other snowboarders just like me (but far worse at snowboarding). But before i leave i must give some sort of 'wisdom' because trust me, im packed full of it. Thus, i have gathered up a rather interesting thought from the random psycho mind of Katelyn and here it is...

   Imagine that what we thought was reality, was just a dream... and that when we fall asleep and dream... we're really just back in our reality...

...Think About It... 

Published On: 11/25/2005
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My Blog: i want
By: james_fuster


i want to enjoy a sunset i want to run into a glass door i want to eat a tub of icecream i want to run in the rain i want to crank a love song up in the car and make people stare at me i want to lose at a board game i want to tan on the deck with a corona and some mellow background music i want to wear a huge diaper i want to smile till it hurts i want to laugh till i can't breathe i want to cry for no apparent reason i want to drink to get drunk i want to drink to quench my thirst i want to eat until i can't anymore i want to yell at the top of my lungs i want to play in the mud i want to walk on the beach i want to spot sattelites among the stars i want to watch clouds change from dragons to pirate ships i want to fall asleep in the grass i want to build a perfect snowman i want to see the world i want to party with my grandparents i want to kiss you when you're mad at me i want them to know i love them i want a million years to go by in one blink i want to be so broke it hurts i want to be so rich it hurts i want to explore i want to beleive in something i want to change something for the better i want to rearange my room for no reason i want to draw a huge picture with sidewalk chalk i want to play dodgeball i want to hit a homerun i want to hold an angel i want to live for this moment and the one that's coming next i want you to see me shine i want to love you i want the world to know i care i want to read a story outloud to no one i want to have children i want to act like a child i want to have a food fight i want to i want to make beleive i want to eat jello with a fork and cake with a spoon i want to spread a rumour about myself i want to work hard enough to sweat i want to slack off enough to fall asleep i want to tell the world a secret i want to drop my kids off at school in a dress i want to be me and nothing more i want you to realize i am all i have ever needed to be thanks for listening 


Published On: 11/25/2005
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SO, THIS WEEKEND WE WENT TO THE BARS. DRANK WAY MORE THAN WE SHOULD HAVE. IT STARTED WITH SHOTS OF WHISKEY, BEER AND POOL, WITHIN AN HOUR, WE WERE INTO JELLO SHOTS AND OTHER MIXED DRINKS. HEN WE GO TO THE 2ND BAR, DRINK MORE SHOTS AND BEER, THEN MY FRIEND PAT STARTED PUKING ON THE STAIRS OF THE BAR. WE HAD TO LEAVE BECAUSE OF THAT SO WE GO BACK TO THE FIRST BAR, WHERE WE STARTED AND GOT A ROUND OF ALABAMA SLAMMERS, 3 ROUNDS LATER, WE ARE FACED, AND ROCKIN OUT TO DROWNING POOL AND AC/DC. FINALLY THE BARTENDER CUTS US OFF, SO WE LEAVE. JEEP_MAN GIVES US A RIDE TO HOME_SKILLIT'S PLACE, ON THE RIDE JULIOKILO PUKES AT LEAST 7 TIMES. WE FINALLY GET TO HOME_SKILLIT'S PLACE WHERE I HAVE TO DRAG HOME_SKILLIT OUT OF THE TRUCK AND ONTO THE GROUND, THEN EVENTUALLY TO THE BATHROOM WHERE HE PUKES, JULIOKILO PASSES OUT ONTO THE DINING ROOM FLOOR. SO THEN I LEAVE WITH JEEP_MAN AND GET A RIDE HOME, JULIOKILO THEN PISSES IN THE PLANTER IN THE DINING ROOM, WHILE HOME_SKILLIT'S DAD CATCHES HIM AND YELLS AT HIM, SO HE PISSES ON THE FLOOR IN THE KITCHEN ON THE WAY TO THE BATHROOM, LATER HOME SKILLIT PISSES ON HIS BEDROOM FLOOR. WHILE HE IS PISSIN JULIOKILO SAYS DUDE YOUR PISSIN ON THE FLOOR, HOME SKILLIT SAYS I KNOW IM f*ckIN WASTED. IT WAS A f*ckIN BLAST. SATURDAY SUCKED.

WENT TARGET SHOOTING ON SUNDAY (SEE PICS)

Published On: 11/6/2005
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