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Events/News - Whistler Blackcomb: It's ALL about the glades!
By: whistlerblackcomb


   Day 15/30: As I’m trying to decide which adventure to write about, I’m getting far too distracted by the thought of fresh snow in the alpine. Could yesterday really have been the first day of spring?! Not on the mountains, not in the trees and not in my mind.

   The other day I uploaded with two good buddies; Stu and Derek. Stu had his Vholdr cam so we were on a tree mission! It’s no secret the coverage hasn’t been good enough to venture too deeply into the woods this season. That was until last weekend when a huge storm hit Whistler Blackcomb dumping 158cms in total. So that was our cue to head out and rip some pow!

   Stu’s been around these parts for ages, so I was expecting him to teach us a thing or two, but it just so happens we showed him some sweet spots he had never hit before. We started in Crystal by dropping off our bags at the snow fort, from there we headed to a super fun & short section of trees referred to as “the picnic table.” It’s literally a picnic table sitting on top of a knoll in the trees. It has an awesome view of the valley but that’s not why you go there. Below the table is a sweet pillow line, but watch your speed as it ends in tight trees and comes out onto a cat track.

   Next we ducked into some tight trees to skier’s right of Rider’s Revenge; this took so much out of us! There was a big cliff in there that we had to maneuver around and that wasn’t too much fun. My advice, stick to marked gladed runs if you don’t know the area. These trails are actually protected bear habitat in the summer, so keep an eye out for the signage explaining the bear program. I would suggest checking out a glade like Arthur’s Choice or Outer Limits in the Crystal zone to get some good turns in spaced-out trees.
 
   After lunch we zipped over to 7th Heaven to session the trees there. It was waist deep and untouched in places! I had such a great day laughing and shouting the whole time with good friends. There’s nowhere I’d rather be than a powdery tree run on Blackcomb!
 
Keep on shredding!
 
-Alex


Published On: 3/21/2009
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Sometimes I wonder if I have a disease.. Could be something simple as having ADHD or it could be something more complex.. All I know is that after extended periods of time (mainly a couple of months) of doing the same thing I get bored… I constantly crave excitement.. I am prone to boredom if I’m not doing something and without a doubt an adrenaline junky.. However I think my "disease" is more complex than just simply being addicted to the rush I get from an adrenaline spike..

All that to say that after several month of working 80 plus hour work weeks I have given myself 2 months off.. Time to let loose and run away a bit from responsibility.. Thus far I’ve spent 1 ½ weeks in CO visiting beloved family and decompressing.. Even played a bit of tourist.. Even though I spend A LOT of time in CO every year it was still fun to play like I’d never been before.. Many of us often forget how exciting life can be and the beauty of all that surrounds us.. Now I’m in CA.. Again visiting family but with some long time friends thrown in.. Thus far I’m practicing being a beach bum and have been spending time wakeboarding.. This morning I was sitting at my cousin’s kitchen counter cruising through a bowl of cheerios and scanning over my e-mail.. In a cheerio induced daze I spotted a strange species.. Said species gave a grunt as it strolled in with that long, long lean, edging toward gawky body dressed in navy boxers and a tattered Yoda T-shirt.. Sun streaked brown hair rumpled and messy with sea green eyes all groggy and maybe just a little bit cranky before its morning coffee.. Laughing.. Sad to say it’s been a while since I’ve seen a man in boxers (hence the strange species) and I’ve got to admit my eyes were a bit riveted to the sight!!!! And NO said man was NOT my cousin! Tomorrow I head to the X-Games.. Can’t wait to throw myself into that mash of excitement.. I’m hoping one of the boys might fall victim to my baby blues and let me toddle around on their dirt bike.. After X I’m headed to New Orleans to aid on a house construction for Habitat for Humanity.. I may look girly but I’m such a tomboy.. Granted my aide will mostly involve yard rehab and interior painting.
Update.. After New Orleans I headed to WY to hang with my brother and visit friends.. I let my friend Mallory, talk me into getting my hair cut.. OMG.. I look in the mirror now and go "WHO ARE YOU"?!?!" Laughing.. Later on my gal pals and I went mtn biking at Jackson Hole.. OMG is that mtn HUGE on a bike.. We girls were freakin flying!  It was a blast.. Even when we got a wee bit off trail and did a bit of "adventure" biking in the woods.. Woohoo..  My poor brother.. He's the other half of my heart but soo not the freak of nature energy wise that I am.. Laughing..
 
And now.. HOME SWEET HOME.. The best place in the world!
 


Published On: 7/30/2008
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See Pictures from last year - Click Here

NOTE: If under 18 you must have a Parent or Guardian Present to sign-up.  Registration is inside the Sugar'n Ouse across from the Miniature Golf Course.

Sat 10-13-07 FEATURING: DJ Nugget
With over 10 years of DJ experience under his belt, Nugget has become a staple in Pittsburgh's nightlife scene. His uncanny ability to read crowds and pack dance floors has earned him residencies at nearly every major hot-spot in the city. He has rocked parties for clients that include Redbull, Addidas, Puma, Guess? and Urb Magazine and is a national DJ for Scion. At 26, he has already played alongside the likes of DJ AM, DJ Jazzy Jeff, DJ Z-Trip, Prince Paul, Biz Markie, DJ Riz, DJ Kevin Scott, Rob Swift, DJ Spider, DJ's Haul & Mason, DJ Revolution, Team Canada, Bobbito, Rich Medina and DJ Premier. Recently Nugget teamed up with DJ Zimmie to form tinyGIANT. You can catch them rocking parties in their hometown of Pittsburgh, PA as well as NYC, Vegas, LA and other
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Sat 10-20-07 FEATURING: DJ Phil Da Base
Phil Da Base, aka philly the kid, aka Dj Something else is a from Erie and has been spinning records and b-boying since 98. He has done countless shows from art debuts to hip hop battles and can always be found at the hottest clubs in the 412. He currently resides in Pittsburgh, and is the resident DJ at one of Pittsburgh's hottest clubs The Firehouse. His sets are always fresh and include everything from hip hop, house, funk, soul, reggae, drum n bass and mash ups. Phil also is an avid snowboard and took down the house at last years Habitat for Humanity snowboard comp last year at the peek. When he is not tearing it up on the tables or the dance floor you can find him tagging up some of the boards of peek's OG riders!! He is a long time friend of our own Tony Bagadonutz, and when the two are together no one quite knows what will go down He will be a great addition to the style and flavor of this years rail jam!


Tom Ski from All Over Productions will be doing an on mountain freestyle mural painting during the jam session at this years rail event. Tom Ski has been hitting up walls all over the east coast since 1998. He attended Pittsburgh Art Institute in 2001, then when right back to his roots of throwing up some of the sickest urban murals and tags. In 2005 he brought his street style to the canvas and had a critically acclaimed show in October of 06. Since his introduction into the scene he has had countless guest appearances at art shows and events all throughout the northeast. Some of his current projects include working on northwest Pa's largest (650') full color mural in the heart of downtown Erie. His production company is currently booked until midsummer of 08.
With Tom's amazing talents and unique approach to his painting he is able combine his urban flavor with modern art to create some of the most visual pieces in this area. Even though Tom's schedule is undoubtably crazy, he is excited to be able to have one of the first of many of his pieces portrayed on the slopes of PKNPK. With a little luck hopefully we will see much more of his work on our park features for this upcoming season!


Published On: 10/6/2007
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Park & Pipes - Whistler Blackcomb: Whistler Grooming Team
By: whistlerblackcomb


The Whistler Park groomers are the key to the success of the Whistler Habitat Park. Even though the Whistler Park team, day & night, are a smaller crew compared to Blackcomb, they continue to deliver a quality park that riders keep coming back for more. The popularity of the Whistler park continues to grow with a variety of different jumps & rail set ups & enough diversity that riders can choose from S to M to L lines to hit. The Whistler Park groomers have been instrumental in the planning & layout of the Park areas & it helps that 50% of the team came from the day time Parks crew & they all ride the goods they deliver! The Whistler drivers also run the Park Bully snow cats to build the Whistler park which is 100% built out of natural snow. Here’s a little back ground on our Whistler drivers:

 

 

Dave Murphy

With 7 years under his belt & coming from grooming the Blackcomb park, Dave was the natural choice to be our Whistler Park grooming lead hand. Dave also diversifies his skills by working in the Bike Park in the summer and volunteering his time for the Whistler Skateboard Association by assisting in the ramp construction in Creekside. Dave is an avid skateboarder & rides what he builds in the parks. “I like to be creative & try to make everyone happy with what I build. I ride what I build. I contribute my skate experience to the park grooming & shaping.”  

Anto Orts

First season operating a snow cat full time but Anto has been in snow cats for several years via summer glacier operations & helping out the Park drivers last season. Anto was the lead hand for the Whistler Park for 5 years & knows what it takes to make a great park. Now on the other side of the wheel, so to say, Anto brings realism to the park product & ensures what we dream up is achievable to build & maintain via the snow cat. Anto is also responsible for most of the rail creations in the Whistler Park & assisted for the artwork on them. “I like to keep the park fun to ride & creative”. 

 

Chris Lamb

Second season driving and previously a Park host & lead hand. Chris “Chops” Lamb got his first go @ driving a snow cat for summer glacier operations. Chops also works in the Whistler Bike Park during the summer months. “I really enjoy building jumps & riding them the next day unless it’s a pow day then I’m off to tear up the deep stuff. I’m really happy with the park set up over here as it’s all connected. I find this park is a bit more human as it offers features for never evers up to the seasoned shredders”.   

 

KC Anderson

Second season running the rig & comes from a snowboard retail background. KC used to work for Showcase Snowboard Shop in the village and has been involved in front line sales in snowboard shops since 1997. “I ride & relate my work to snowboarding. I get to drive the best machines out there & be part of one of the largest grooming fleets in North America. I get top use my creativity in shaping & creating the hits. Go ride the Park!”
 


Published On: 3/7/2007
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Universal Life Church Houston

 

www.universal_life_church_houston@yahoo.com.  Is seeking assistance in the form of donations to help the homeless. Many of these people receive Social Security and other Federal and State assistance. However; due to rising costs, and the lack of mental capacity, these people are victimized and left homeless, often with drug and alcohol dependencies... These people squander their Federal and State assistance in days. This money is meant to last the month, these are your tax dollars being wasted … we are helping them but in the wrong way…so a proposal to establish a care treatment center to teach and assist these publicly dependent people is being established by this church.

Adult care for those that need it... they will no longer wander the streets day and night and be prone to crimes or victims of crime. Their direct supervision will stop crime and reduce reciditivness of those on public support by our church’s watchful eye.

The church seeks to direct these people to areas away from the mainstream population so you will not need to be bothered with them any further... them and yourselves will be reasonably safe. Your tax dollars will no longer be wasted for each person we assist in this program.

This is a self supporting program. Once established with your donations the program will take in enough funds to offset its operating costs... so no additional cost will be incurred for this program...

We do not wish to seek government grants or funds since the government would then dictate to the program how it is operated...the governments’ structure has failed to date; to do anything but waste your tax money and promote crime in these areas. They fail to regulate existing programs in a manner necessary to ensure compliance for those receiving your tax based financial support.

What is this program??? Simply put…

It is the purchase of a building for habitation by those in need of affordable housing that are currently receiving government funding (social security –disability payments, welfare  etc..) for alcohol and drug dependencies or physical and mental disabilities. Or for those who are being released from prisons, hospitals, mental institutions, or found on the street; homeless. These people are incapable of sustaining a living without direct or indirect form of direction and supervision...

Please send donations to:

Rev. Christopher Deiotte

Universal Life Church Houston

2505 Fannin Street

Houston, TX 77002

www.universal_life_church_houston@yahoo.com

 

Thank You and Have a Blessed Day!



Published On: 3/1/2007
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f*ck Global Warming: f*ck Global Warming
By: anti-bling


 

Outdoor Japan Article

 

              Have you ever seen a polar bear drown from lack of habitat? Or been on a South Pacific atoll that is slowly being swallowed up by the ocean? Me neither. The more drastic effects of Global Warming are usually not that conspicuous to us living in the industrialized world. However, if you are in agreement with the majority of scientists regarding the issue, you probably feel that it is our species that is playing a pivotal role in this change of climate.

              So what is there to do? How can people be motivated to change and adopt greener habits? Fear is a pretty good motivator, but love is not too shabby either. So in Nagano city on February 24th, a group called Kusa Yaro! tried to make use of both, and give skiers and snowboarders a reason to start thinking about how we are affecting our own snow seasons. 

              The event was called “Ondanka Wa Teki Da!” (Global Warming is the Enemy) and was aimed at winter sports enthusiasts. It was meant to draw the parallel between how we in the First World live, and how it affects our snow seasons.  The past few seasons have seen wildly fluctuating snowfall, and it appears that worldwide weather patters are becoming increasingly unstable.

Of course, using snowfall as a reason to live greener is pretty selfish, I admit., The effects of global warming range from pine beetle epidemics in Canada to unusually fierce storms in the tropics and they affect the lives of millions. But snowboarders can be pretty dense. We have to take baby steps here. I figured that even they could grasp the significance of the dismally low snowfall we have had this season.

              After a half-hearted attempt to poster every snowboard shop between Karuizawa and Hakuba, as well as a total of 3 postings on Mixi, the fruit of our labors were made visible at the event.

 

              12 people showed up.

 

              Not to be intimidated by our own shortcomings, the event went full speed ahead. First off was a screening of a 2006 snowboard documentary called Bikecar. It details the story of 3 pro snowboarders who build their own pedal-powered vehicle, and then set off on a 1300 km adventure to ride at various northwest American ski areas. The movie did not contain any significant environmental message, but the light mood and humor of the film was enjoyed by all present.

              Not one kill a good vibe, I decided to forgo the tedious speech I had planned, as I knew almost everyone in attendance and it would have been preaching to the converted.

After a few obligatory statements in Japanese and English about the state of our current snow season, and an urge for people to look at their own contribution to pollution, there was a prize giveaway.  Several organizations were very generous in helping with the event, and there were sunglasses, lift tickets, and biodegradable snowboard wax handed out. There was discussion of a karaoke contest afterwards, but some of the audience had bothered to come from places like Hakuba and Gunma, and needed to return.

 

If you are interested in reducing your own contribution to climate change, and have somehow missed the plethora of information on what to do, here are some handy tips taken from the event’s pamphlet.

 

1-      Get out into nature. Connect with her. See just how important she is in all of our lives, and enjoy being with her. Because we won’t save what we don’t love.

2-      I know they are cute, but give your Morning Musume bootleg DVD a rest and read a book about Global warming. Get informed. There is a ton of information on the internet as well. Go watch An Inconvenient Truth (Futsugouna Shinjitsu in Japanese) .

3-      We live in a consumer society that encourages waste. We have to become smarter consumers. Buy less, and re-use/recycle/repair what you already have. When you do buy, try to support green products and companies.

4-      Stop farting. In terms of the greenhouse effect, methane is 22 times as powerful as CO2.

5-      Use your car less. Japan has an amazing rail system, take advantage of it. Or ride a bike once in a while. If you really must use the car, make sure it is running as efficiently as possible (properly inflated tires, tuned engine, no extra luggage, car pooling, all that jazz). Anyone skier or snowboarder who idles their car at 7-11 while looking at your magazines printed on old-growth forest is going to snow-sport hell (where you will be forced to teach Jr High students how to funski on ice at an indoor resort).

6-      Eat less meat. Raising an animal takes up a tremendous amount of resources, including gasoline. Plus they fart. Eat locally grown and/or organic produce whenever possible.

7-      Risk confusing the hell out of everyone around you and refuse such wasteful ‘conveniences’ like chopsticks and plastic bags. You will become very good at repeating ‘No thank you, I really don’t need one’ to cash register clerks.

 

Sure, doing these things alone can be pretty lonely and frustrating sometimes. But someone needs to start doing it. And if not you, then who?

 

 

Ben Gibson is a snowboarder and current world-record holder for being a single white dude in Japan. He currently lives at the foot of Mt Asama in Nagano.

             


Published On: 2/27/2007
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fter compressing my spine a tad trying to hit some black park jumps switch I've made the transition to the habitat park on histler where it is really rad and not as serious, land my first backflip of the season and the cab 7 today so i'm pretty stoked.


Published On: 1/18/2007
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Park & Pipes - Whistler Blackcomb: New Bobcat Line
By: whistlerblackcomb


Our W park has never looked so good. Lots of action on the new Bobcat hit & rail line…

 Whistler Habitat Park Expansion

The Habitat Park on Whistler now has two distinct & separate lines to meet everyone’s needs. The lower line or Chipmunk run of Habitat continues to offer S to M features and now has snow & rail features top to bottom. The park groomers & staff have now extended the upper line or Bobcat run to include several L table tops, a huge step up, a series of street style rails and a barrel bonk to finish it off. The new Bobcat line is packed with riders & skiers trying out new & old tricks. Great weather & warmer temperatures up top is making for excellent riding in the Parks so come see why the Whistler Habitat park is the best it’s ever been!     
 
 
 
 


Published On: 1/15/2007
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Dead Skin Mask


Graze the skin with my finger tips
The brush of dead cold flesh pacifies the means
Provocative images delicate features so smooth
A pleasant fragrance in the light of the moon


 
Dance with the dead in my dreams
Listen to their hallowed screams
The dead have taken my soul
Temptation's lost all control

Simple smiles elude psychotic eyes
Lose all mind control rationale declines
Empty eyes enslave the creations
Of placid faces and lifeless pageants

In the depths of a mind insane
Fantasy and reality are the same

Graze the skin with my finger tips
The brush of dead warm flesh pacifies the means
Incised members ornaments on my being
Adulating the skin before me

Simple smiles elude psychotic eyes
Lose all mind control rationale declines
Empty eyes enslave the creations
Of placid faces and lifeless pageants
 
Dance with the dead in my dreams
Listen to their hallowed screams
The dead have taken my soul
Temptation's lost all control
 
 Skeletons Of Society

Minutes seem like days
Since fire ruled the sky
The rich became the beggars
And the fools became the wise
Memories linger in my brain
Of burning from the acid rain
A pain I never have won

Nothing here remains
No future and no past
No one could foresee
The end that came so fast
Hear the prophet make his guess
That paradise lies to the west
So join his quest for the sun

Shades of death are all I see
Fragments of what used to be

The world slowly decays
Destruction fills my eyes
Harboring the image
Of a spiraling demise
Burning winds release they fury
Simulating judge and jury
Drifting flurries of pain

Deafening silence reigns
As twilight fills the sky
Eventual supremacy
Daylight waits to die
Darkness always calls my name
A pawn in this recurring game
Humanity going insane

Shades of death are all I see
Fragments of what used to be

Minutes seem like days
Corrosion fills the sky
Morbid dreams of anarchy
Brought judgement in disguise
Memories linger in my brain
Life with nothing more to gain
Perpetual madness remains

Shades of death are all I see
Skeletons of society
Fragments of what used to be
Skeletons of society

South Of Heaven

An unforseen future nestled somewhere in time.
Unsuspecting victims no warnings, no signs.
Judgment day the second coming arrives.
Before you see the light you must die.

Forgotten children, conform a new faith,
Avidity and lust controlled by hate.
(The) Never ending search for your shattered sanity,
Souls of Damnation in their own reality.

Chaos rampant,
An age of distrust.
Confrontations.
Impulsive habitat.

Bastard sons bagat your c*nting daughters,
Promiscuous mothers with your incestuous fathers.
Engreat souls condemned for eternity,
Sustained by immoral observance a domineering deity.

Chaos rampant,
An age of distrust.
Confrontations.
Impulsive sabbath.

On and on, south of heaven
The root of all evil is the heart of a black soul.
A force that has lived all eternity.
A never ending search for a truth never told.
The loss of all hope and your dignity.

Chaos rampant,
An age of distrust.
Confrontations.
Impulsive habitat.

On and on, south of heaven
 
Expendable Youth
Gun down cold on a raw deal
Home turf my battlefield
In no one's way caught in a crossfire
Stray bullets can kill
Expendable youths
Fighting for possession
Having control the principle obsession
Rivalry and retribution
Death the only solution

Inured soul lies on the ground
Head blown off face down
Lying in a pool of blood
An accidental death homicide
Struggling to survive
The drug induced warfare
To have control and principle obsession
Expendable youth fighting for possession
Violence is only a friend

Expendable youths
Fighting for possession
Having control the principle obsession
Rivalry and retribution
Death the only solution

 


Published On: 12/29/2006
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Park & Pipes - Whistler Blackcomb: POW PARKS
By: whistlerblackcomb


It’s been epic snow in Whistler with powder conditions almost daily. Not that you should be spending too much time in the park when there's this much insane snow, but that doesn't stop the crew.



The Park teams have been digging out rails, building, fences, signs, etc. with shovels & snow cats! Lots of new snow & more groomers coming on line means the Parks will expand just in time for the holiday season.

Expect to see more rails & hits going in on the Habitat Park as we expand onto the Bobcat line and add more M – L features including some of the new rails. Over on Blackcomb, the Highest Level Park will also see more of our new technical rails being installed along with more hits & jibs on the main Nintendo park. We should have the Terrain Garden ready just before Christmas. 

Huge props to the day & night Park teams for dealing with all the snow. Ullr, you’re doing a great job so far this winter!  
 
 


Published On: 12/18/2006
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So last week the Gromfest crew had a trip to the land of bikinis, movie stars and traffic jams...yes that's right, we went to Los Angeles.
 
You know there's something about that city (not that I could live there), but it gives off an exciting vibe when it comes to the world of skateboarding and snowboarding.  If you want to work in the industry that's the place to go.  Yes, yes I know you could always go work for Habitat in Ohio or Burton in Vermont or Mervin in Washington or Never Summer in Colorado or...you know what, that's not the point, the point is that the majority of the industry is based in Caliornia.
 
So for a week the Gromfest crew had meeting after meeting talking with potential sponsors about the big deal next summer.  What also got laid out while we were down there was the schedule for SoCal Snow Qualifiers.
 
Let it be known that Bear Mountain is the official host mountain for all things Gromfest in SoCal.  Yes, you heard me right, the all-park mountain is now the only place to qualify for Gromfest in Southern California.
 
Gromfest and Bear will be working together on 3 events that will act as qualifiers.  You show up to one of those events and kick some major keister and you just might receive a Gromfest board and the chance to compete in the finals next summer at Whistler. 
 
 
What events can get you qualified you may ask...well here they are:
 
SOCAL GROMFEST QUALIFIERS
 
Oakley Big Day Out
Jan. 6th
 
Roxy Snow Classic
Feb. 18th
 
Bear Night Jam
Feb. 28th
 
Remember to keep an eye to the event schedule on the Gromfest page for all the latest qualifying events!
 


Published On: 10/13/2006
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so goes another day in the life of....: lucky me
By: nunca


1.  moving up to mt baker for the winter
2.  got a 98 ski-doo summit 600 (who needs a man when you gotta sled!)
3.  bbq's, dance parties, friends friends friends and friends!!!!
4.  gnu barrett 156 - check out www.gnu.com
5.  roxy ollie pop 151 - roxy doubleshot boots - roxy bindings - check out www.roxy.com
6.  northwave topaz - drake muse - check out www.northwave.com
7.  volcom habitat pants/jacket - thermals - socks - streetwear - check out their amazing line www.volcom.com
8.  coal beanies, hats, scarves... - www.coalheadwear.com

i do not know how i got so lucky, but i am.  these companies are amazing and the people who run/work for them are unbelievable.  thanks to olin, jesse, pos, julia, dan, desiree, richard, kami and brad.  i can't even begin to show my gratitude, they are all too good to me, can't wait to shred this year!!!

PART TWO:  GOING TO INDONESIA
i have been compiling suggestions, if you have any, let me know, i am leaving in two weeks...  just me my backpack, a camera, some money, and a surfboard...  i can't believe it!!!




Published On: 10/6/2006
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My Blog: Paname
By: riderflou


JE SUIS DE RETOUR !!!


Archive n° 465330
"Point de localisation 7/9-QMarDass-Sur, réajustement de coordonnées, le point GAL303 est à présent modifié en GAL 346, Caporal Riderflou au rapport.
La mission est un franc succés, mon environnement à révélé un nombre considérable de bonnes surprises, mon retour est prévu et maintenu pour le 17 oktobeur à Noon (plus ou moins 30 mini-outes. Je raméne quelques échantillons pour analyse, préparez les neuroscanners pour visualiser mes ressentis, de longues soirées nous attendent. Paname est au final une bien belle ville, avec de bien belles choses, mais aussi, comme prévu, avec une faune bien étrange.
Foi et honneur en la sainte mission,
Terminé"


Archive n° 465329
"Ici Caporal Riderflou.....
selon vos repéres et votre logique cet envoi sera classifié comme étant l'archive n° 465329.
J'ai réussi à réparer l'antenne de transmission d'envois de mes données vers le QG, sur l'astéroide Nice, cette transmission est sécurisée et ne devrais pas souffrir d'interférences....J'émet aujourd'hui du point 7/9-QMarDass-Sur.
3 mois... 3 mois dans cet ecosystème étranger, comme l'a signalé le Ltnt Pea le premier mois à été particuliérement agressif pour mon adaptation physique, mais aprés tout ce temps j'ai régulé mes fonctions vitales.... J'ai trouvé quelques moyens de ne plus trop me déplacer sous terre, mais ceux ci s'avérent aussi instables qu'un champ énergétique de 4.56 degrés Taginns.
Le Sgt Alex présente des fonctions vitales trés fortement altérées, son rapatriement devrait être classé "prioritaire" avant que nous ne puissions plus rien pour lui.
Je n'ai pas encore recu les résultats de ma premiére analyse aprés le temps de Beckman, mais je sens que mon ADN à été contrainte de muter pour s'adapter à ces nouvelles contraintes, mes R-Anandamide trop fortement sollicités sont contraints de se renforcer leurs effectifs, et c'est bien malgré moi que je me prends à regarder les matchs de foot en pub ....
Pour connaitre les statistiques prélevées lors de ma mission veuillez vous rendre à mon second rapport, détaillant cette mission pour le compte de hémme le mécéne.
Ceci est le sb-rapport de mi-mission du Cap Riderflou, vous trouverez la suite de ce rapport dans ce que vous nommerez archive 465330, à venir lors du 3m quart de ma mission, celui ci ci sera soit émit du point présent 7/9-QMarDass-Sur ou bien de mon habitat au 313-Lec-15m.
Foi et Honneur dans la sainte mission.
Terminé"

Archive n°465328
"Mon capitaine, notre envoyé sur Paname semble s'adapter au choc culturel, nous avons recu une missive audio provenant du 313-Lec-15m"
"Passez moi ca en Dolby surround lieutenant"
"Voilà capitaine"
vieux parasites..."Krrrrrr....oooouuuuyyyyy.....yyyyyoooouuuuyyyiilllooo.....chick...ici caporal riderflou,....krrrrrrr mes données corporelles sont à présent stabilisées....il y a peu d'oxygéne ici....krrrrrr.....krrrr'oooo.......kof kof kof, la fenetre de mon habitacle ferme mal et mes nuits soumises à la rigueur des températures du grand nord krrrrrrr...........pfffffffrrrrrrr......krrrrr....obligé de se déplacer sous terre pour éviter ......krrrrr.....  de la jungle urbaine....gens fous......populace inamicale....pas hostile......krrr......mission en bonne voie......demande renforts armés de pastis.....krrrrr.... bonne humeur...... caporal Alex accessible....krrr.. isolé, necessité ...rapatrié....sud...rminé"
"Trés bien lieutenant, allons boire un coup en son nom"




Published On: 4/11/2006
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Park & Pipes - Whistler Blackcomb: Ch Ch Ch Changes
By: whistlerblackcomb


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Dave on double rail.

Last week the Whistler Parks team was busy working on some new hits & set ups. The step up jump under the emerald chair is riding well and leads riders into the S – M park. The Parks team will be building a smaller version o fteh step up next to this hit & move the easy box down hill for better flow. Two rails have been joined to make a technical ride in the M – L section of the Habitat park. The tables are flowing nicely and into a series of jibs and the step down box. Rail and jump set ups continue to evolve weekly in the WhistlerHabitatPark, come join the fun!


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Loreti on step-up.

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Suitcase air. 



Published On: 4/5/2006
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Skate and Snow news: New Gear
By: goodwood


Be ready everybody...we have a load of orders coming in this week and next! We have already recieved some sweet Sessions and Reef gear! Also on the way is Plan B, Zero, Habitat, Sanuk, DC, Raisins, Mystery, Alien Workshop, Liquid Force and some more Sessions! Come Check it all out this week and next! Let the good times roll, summer is close! Peace.

goodwood



Published On: 4/5/2006
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Published On: 3/20/2006
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Park & Pipes - Whistler Blackcomb: Rockin' The Box
By: whistlerblackcomb


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Park Ranger Loreti in the clouds on double box

The Whistler Parks team has now set up a double box combo that has been attracting a lot of attention. Top riders & skiers have been challenging the set up including Mathieu Chamberlain who slid the entire set up with ease. The double box set up took some time to set up perfectly with the help of Park Ranger James and Park Groomer Chops putting in the finishing touches on the install. The double box & other new snow & rail set ups will be included in the upcoming Sprite Park Rider Series Slope Style event in the HabitatPark on Sun, March 19.


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Front view on the double box set up
 

Parks staff had a treat last weekend when I took them down to the Korn concert in Vancouver. The ride to & from the show was an event in itself as we rented the Canadian Snowmobile Adventures van with one of our volunteers Brannon taking on the chauffeur role. All of us had a blast and the show was well deserved recognition for my Parks team. For the record, the Parks team on Blackcomb is Fred Lepage, Eric Gendron, Phil Turbide, Steven Pitt, Jonathan Turbide, Tyler Weed, Mark Badger, Lucas Ouellette & Matt Poynter. Parks team on Whistler is Anto Orts, James Sayers, Dave Shannon, Chris Loreti & Dean Newman. Thanx to my crew for all their hard work each day in the Parks this season.   


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Fred, Anto, Steve, Dave, Tyler, James, Jonathan, Eric & Chris after the Korn show @ GM Place



Published On: 3/8/2006
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Park & Pipes - Whistler Blackcomb: Habitat Kinks
By: whistlerblackcomb


The W Park Rangers & Groomers have been busy re sculpting terrain and re arranging rail set ups. A new entrance into the upper section of the park is now open with easy access via upper Jolly Green Giant run into the park area. In the M – L section, several rails have been set on down slopes to give the urban rail feel. Skiers and riders have been hitting up the kink box and new double flat bar set up. More changes to the snow features are coming plus a new layout in the lower section of the park  The W crew is always changing the set ups and keeping up the variety so check out the Habitat Park and see what Park Rangers Anto, James, Chris, Dave and Dean are offering. Big recognition to our Whistler Habitat Park groomers Rich, Chops, Eddie & KC for their daily dedicated work thru the evening hours. More new snow is coming, get up & enjoy it in the Parks!

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Published On: 3/3/2006
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Park & Pipes - Whistler Blackcomb: New Habitat Park Features
By: whistlerblackcomb


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 Photo by Anto Orts

The Whistler Parks team continues to be creative with man made & natural jib set ups. Try out the new upper Park entrance which has 2 separate lines down to the Jolly Green Giant run into the HabitatPark. The first drop in takes you over a step down table with snow stairs dug under it and leads into the newly installed mini wall ride. The second drop in has the easy rainbow and kink box for an easier jib entrance to the park. On the natural side, the Rangers have the goal post log jib suspended from the trees for that wooden jib feel. The log is tied to the trees and continues to provide fun for our Park users.

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 Photo by Anto Orts

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Photo by Anto Orts


Over on Blackcomb the TerrainGarden now has a new box donated from the Night Moves stock. Four mini jibs from Whistler Kids will be installed on the Countdown merge road into the lower section of the Garden for more entry level jibbing Great grooming & weather will keep the Parks fun on both mountains this week.



Published On: 2/9/2006
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Park & Pipes - Whistler Blackcomb: Park Updates Coming Soon
By: whistlerblackcomb


Park Ranger Chris Loreti mini backside on spine, Habitat Park

With the Blackcomb Nintendo Terrain Park and Nintendo Habitat Park on Whistler both open for the season, we'll update the Parks & Pipes Blog to bring you the latest news and updates on what's going down.

Or you can always check out our Parks & Pipes page.



Published On: 12/7/2005
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