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Ok, let's just get down to nitty gritty (or as gritty as I can get): I've been watching horrible movies lately. So, here's my reviews of  horrible movies that you should avoid at all cost, unless suicide is on your top list or you are just really bored. But if you're that bored to watch this mindless pap, you should consider if you really have anything to live for. I kid, I kid. A little.

  I will say that just because these movies are horrible, this does not mean I didn't like some of them...just a note...


JUMPER

Jumper is not really a serious, feature film. It barely qualifies as a film. But I enjoyed it, for all it's flaws. It's the kind of movie you watch at 2 AM on TNT when you're up on a boring Friday in April. Bonus points for Samuel L. Jackson, who amazingly is not tired of playing The Angry Black Man in every movie, and for that wooden actor from Star Wars, for doing something different in every film (but yet always acting the same.)

Grade: C-

THE SPIDERWICK CHRONICLES

I'm not a fantasy. Yeah, I read Lord of the Rings, but I skipped many parts of the book (mostly boring elven songs). I do like the Hobbit. Best fantasy book ever written. But this movie? Nah.

  Three things I can't stand in films: kids saving the world, divorce sub-plot, and the always tiresome situation that I call the "But I Swear!" cliche'. How does this work? You know in every movie where a kid sees something and nobody believes him, and he spends the whole movie trying to prove it but stuff keeps getting in the way? Some call that "delayed tension", I call this "annoying boredom."

  Spiderwick has all three of these, plus ridiculous fantasy elements that are too scary for young children, and too goofy for everyone else. I should have watched Step Up 2 the Streets instead. At least there's dancing, and the fantasy is funner anyway.

My Grade: D

MR. MAGORIUM'S WONDER EMPORIUM

One word: dreadful.

 Only watch it if you enjoy getting kicked in the head repeatedly and spit on by tobacco chewers.

My Grade: F



Published On: 3/5/2008
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Last Xmas a group of friends and I went to a strange and unknown country called Kyrgystan. I really didnt want to go but my very good mate sounded so excited that I couldnt say no plus I cant say no normally anyway :-) ... so I said yes, lets do it ... I will leave out all the moans and crazy shi*t we ve been through such as lack of heat indoors, hot water, toilets, sane people, good service (well, service full stop), streetlights, medical personnel on the slopes, decent lifts and so on - and stick to a good side of the story :- ) ...
 
It was my first time on the board (scrapping on Nagoranya`s ice once before doesnt really count) and it took a few days to brace myself to actually ride the hill. By that time there wasnt much snow left on the track and I wasnt skilled enough to join freeriders conquering untouched fields of snow on the picks, openings and between the gorgeous monumental giant green trees!!! A guy from our group in a pink crash-helmet with the better crash-pants (as I discovered later) than mine and whose cheeky eyes I d never managed to look into (for he was wearing goggles with a very strong sun-reflecting filters at all times)  offered me a lesson. To tell the truth I was very keen to take on the offer. It was so unwise of me for I was enjoying a relationship back home that was sort of "settled down" type. I was happy to be settled down and was looking forward to having a family very soon..... Fortunately or unfortunately the pink helmet guy was giving me butterflies in the stomach from the first day on the slopes...... And I agreed... That was a down fall  - literally.... :-)
 
...He took me to the track that wasnt a track in fact but a strip of a slope right under the lift to the top of the mountain. It was hardly ridden, therefore covered in snow and soft and welcoming...Although very narrow and packed with metal stuff sticking out every now and again...I was scrapping and scrapping and falling over... It was funny when people were looking down on me - I mean down like in down from the lift and laughing at me with comments like " what the f*ck are u doing? U can hardly stay on the board :-)". That was cuz it was god`s honest truth - I was literally rolling down the hill when I wasnt scrapping trying not to crash into metal objects on the way. Pink helmet was stopping every now and again and waited for me... I was a bit pissed off as he criticized me a lot. I felt it wasnt fair and, although his criticism was quite constructive, I wanted him to tell me I was doing well for a beginner, roll me over and kiss me on the lips so the heat of our breath will be seen above our heads! But he never did...
 
.... Well, up we went again and I was so angry at him and so determined to not to be a chicken that I started turning! Forgive me for the lack of appropriate terminology here but I pray that its possible for an experienced rider to follow my story...  O, alas, what a joy it was!!! Loads of stars were caught when I was banging my head and my poor finest ass against a hard-hard ground despite wearing full protection. Only my knees were safe - knees protection is the best! But I got "cool Mashka, u see u can do it" from the pink helmet - that made my day. Frankly, it didnt realy matter anymore  - I felt with my body how to control the board and how to make it fly!!!! - that was the only thing that mattered then. Dont get me wrong  - I m a beginner and can hardly ride cuz I m a chicken and am taking a step at a time, but I discovered the joy of snowboard...... Its a pure freedom and so so so sexy....
 
...Sitting somewhere near the top of the mysterious T`yan` Shan` (near cuz to get to the top I had to use a T-bar lift and I kept falling off it :-), sipping a spirit-ual :-) liquid of some sort or another from someones flask, breathing in the clearest sweetest air that fills you up with joy, adoring the gorgeous mountains and the turquoise surface of the infamous salted lake of Kyrgystan - Issik Kul` - somewhere at the foot of the mountain - that was happiness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pure, crystal clear and genuine happiness!
 
Thats how I fell in love!............


Published On: 1/10/2008
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My purpose for writing this bit is to prevent the beginning female snowboard purchaser from being talked into purchasing a snowboard just because it is a 'women's specific snowboard.' My purpose is not to offend someone or criticize their taste in snowboards; this is only my opinion. It is, however, an opinion of someone with many years experience riding and building snowboards, and someone who has even more years of experience being a woman.
Get this: The snowboard does not know the gender of the rider! How does the snowboard know where your center of gravity is (or isn't)?...it doesn't! The only dimensions of a snowboard that (really) matter are length, sidecut, and waist width - this last might be gender-specific since women generally have smaller feet but the average shoe size for women (in the US) is an 8(26cm), and for men is a 10(28cm) - that's only a 2 cm difference! I just wanted to write a short blurb to point out that some companies will just leave out a layer of fiberglass, put some cutesy graphic on the board, charge $150 MORE than another (exactly the same + 1 layer fiberglass) board - and call it 'women specific.' [Save your money!] This doesn't mean that if you buy a board listed as 'women specific' that you will be unhappy with it. This simply means that you don't have to buy a 'women's specific' board to be happy, and tear it up. I could expand on other board  properties but, here I am just introducing the subject. If you want additional info, just drop a line....and happy riding, male or female!
 


Published On: 11/20/2007
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See Pictures from last year - Click Here

NOTE: If under 18 you must have a Parent or Guardian Present to sign-up.  Registration is inside the Sugar'n Ouse across from the Miniature Golf Course.

Sat 10-13-07 FEATURING: DJ Nugget
With over 10 years of DJ experience under his belt, Nugget has become a staple in Pittsburgh's nightlife scene. His uncanny ability to read crowds and pack dance floors has earned him residencies at nearly every major hot-spot in the city. He has rocked parties for clients that include Redbull, Addidas, Puma, Guess? and Urb Magazine and is a national DJ for Scion. At 26, he has already played alongside the likes of DJ AM, DJ Jazzy Jeff, DJ Z-Trip, Prince Paul, Biz Markie, DJ Riz, DJ Kevin Scott, Rob Swift, DJ Spider, DJ's Haul & Mason, DJ Revolution, Team Canada, Bobbito, Rich Medina and DJ Premier. Recently Nugget teamed up with DJ Zimmie to form tinyGIANT. You can catch them rocking parties in their hometown of Pittsburgh, PA as well as NYC, Vegas, LA and other
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Sat 10-20-07 FEATURING: DJ Phil Da Base
Phil Da Base, aka philly the kid, aka Dj Something else is a from Erie and has been spinning records and b-boying since 98. He has done countless shows from art debuts to hip hop battles and can always be found at the hottest clubs in the 412. He currently resides in Pittsburgh, and is the resident DJ at one of Pittsburgh's hottest clubs The Firehouse. His sets are always fresh and include everything from hip hop, house, funk, soul, reggae, drum n bass and mash ups. Phil also is an avid snowboard and took down the house at last years Habitat for Humanity snowboard comp last year at the peek. When he is not tearing it up on the tables or the dance floor you can find him tagging up some of the boards of peek's OG riders!! He is a long time friend of our own Tony Bagadonutz, and when the two are together no one quite knows what will go down He will be a great addition to the style and flavor of this years rail jam!


Tom Ski from All Over Productions will be doing an on mountain freestyle mural painting during the jam session at this years rail event. Tom Ski has been hitting up walls all over the east coast since 1998. He attended Pittsburgh Art Institute in 2001, then when right back to his roots of throwing up some of the sickest urban murals and tags. In 2005 he brought his street style to the canvas and had a critically acclaimed show in October of 06. Since his introduction into the scene he has had countless guest appearances at art shows and events all throughout the northeast. Some of his current projects include working on northwest Pa's largest (650') full color mural in the heart of downtown Erie. His production company is currently booked until midsummer of 08.
With Tom's amazing talents and unique approach to his painting he is able combine his urban flavor with modern art to create some of the most visual pieces in this area. Even though Tom's schedule is undoubtably crazy, he is excited to be able to have one of the first of many of his pieces portrayed on the slopes of PKNPK. With a little luck hopefully we will see much more of his work on our park features for this upcoming season!


Published On: 10/6/2007
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2,000 Gather for Nude Shoot in Amsterdam
Jun 3, 5:38 AM EST
 
This article link was posted as a news section on msn.com today.  It deplores the obvious, a large group of nude people gathered naked for a photo shoot, one which was organized by photographer Spencer Tunick.  That's all you really need to know before I begin this rant but should you wish to read the whole article (and the comments which I'm about to trash) here's the link:  http://entertainment.msn.com/news/article.aspx?news=264181&GT1=10056
 
 
After this article came an onslaught of comments, some commemorous and others just down right of obnoxious.
 
"It's disgusting! Most of these artsy, liberated-minded, males are homosexuals I suspect. I don't want to see a bunch of them and their warped minds."
 
Close minded much?
 
"And one more evidence that religion is strong here. Where the first machine press Bible was made (Mainz, Germany), just outside Frankfurt there is a big STATE SPONSORED museum in the Dom in Mainz."
 
What the hell does Germany have to do with the Netherlands?
 
"Why would people agree to pose nude in a public setting en masse? Do they get paid, or are they just exhibitionists? Who finances Tunick and are we suppose to see his photographs as art? Believe me, as a physician, I can tell you that most people look a lot better in their clothes. If Tunick's work is art, then I guess Playboy's center fold is art too. I don't get it."
 
Neither do I Chuck, neither do I.
 
Now I know I make myself just as much as a critic as these people by even thinking about what they've said, and this isn't even a hint of what some of the other comments were, and to be frank many of them were very supportive of Tunik's efforts.  What gets me going are the people who a) use religion to counterslash modern art and b) are so uncomfortable with the concept of nudity that they immediately have to flout their inferiority by insulting those who aren't.
 
The Bible's a beautiful piece of literature, no doubt about it, and for those who practice a devout, organized religion good for you, but in all honesty...this isn't at all your room to comment!  The Bible (and more so Christianity) preaches tolerance sans persecution.  These people aren't persecuting your faith so leave them alone!  Just because Guttenburg printed the first Bible in a city near 250 miles away doesn't mean that the entire region is dogged in a heavy religious collar.  For God's sake (yes, God's!) the entire movement of the Renaissance, humanism, secularism, was to take art away from what at one time had been a truly manipulative hand of the church.  Most the portraits after the crucifixion have Christ near nude anyways.  Why?  Not for some sick sinful nature, no, but because hmmm...perhaps he was at the time?  Adam and Eve were naked,  Christ ended up naked, that's nudity from the beginning to the end, get over it! 
 
Secularism returned to the natural human body.  It was radical then but you'd think after four hundred and fifty years we'd get over the concept.  Yes, they're naked, and you know what?  Under your clothes so are you.  There's so much art to be gained abstracly and you can't deny that the human body is a beautiful thing.  Tunick took a different approach to expressing natural beauty, just as many have done before him.  He wasn't creating pornography, which, to be dubbed such has to be created for purposes of sexual stimulation.  This wasn't a Playboy center spread, it was a modernist expression.  I'm fairly certain Tunick didn't create this art (and the others like it) for some horny person to mastrubate with.  Just because he, and the people who willingly, sans pay and profit, decided to participate in his vision (and there are thousands more than these two hundred, all over the world at that) had no intention of stimulating anything other than the mind.  They weren't sick and twisted, the were open and intuitive.  You were born naked, you're going to be kept in a freezer naked, and for a large majority of us, you're going to wake up naked, so really, what's the true problem here?


Published On: 6/3/2007
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YoYoYo!

Well, the camps are all over for another season. What a killer year! Thanks to all the coaches and sponsors for making this year such a success. We love you guys.

The JumpCamp wrap-up party was killer. Thanks to DJ Souls and Klink & Polish for rockin' all night! 

Coach Matt Brown has lost his cell phone again. This will be his 352nd phone he's lost and the folks down at Roger's are really loving him right now.

 In sad JumpCamp news, our pal of 13 years passed away last week. We will all miss him greatly and remember the fun times with our furry bro. Goodbye buddy.

R.I.P. Griff 1994 - 2007 

  

 
 
 
 
 
Our bro Jeremy Koreski www.jeremykoreski.com has landed the gig of senior photographer for Canada's new surf magazine: SBC Surf. The new surf mag is full of mind-blowing photography from both coasts so go out and grab the premiere issue on newsstands now and see Jer's killer pics for yourself!

Road Trips

We've been going to Mount Arrowsmith lots lately. It's like Forbidden's little brother and we love shredding and bbqing up there. The only thing about Arrowsmith is that the local whiskey jack's are real territorial and are constantly divebombing us and trying to snatch our food. One flew into my mouth when I was eating last trip, no lie.

Also on that trip Brian broke his board and Ole got caught in a nice size avalanche. Ole was alright since he's very experienced in the backcountry but it still shook him up pretty good. "Whoowee!", he had to say after swimming out of the snow. Avalanches are serious, even in the spring time so be careful and keep an eye on each other out there.

 

The critics have spoken: "This Was Your Life"delivers!

Nathaniel Vossen's painfully long awaited film: "This Was Your Life" is finally done and he premiered it on Thursday in Vic and Friday in Van and let me tell ya', the parties were awsome! Tons of people came out of the woodwork for both nights and we got to pal around with some old buds we haven't seen for a long time. Make sure to go see Jaydee at Onethirtythree in Courtenay or wherever your local skate/snowboard shop is and reserve yourself a copy of this magical film.
* Viewer discretion is advised

   

 Thanks to all the sponsors for the prizes, giveaways and support over the years! Go out and support these companies and people that support JumpCamp. 

 
See ya' at the beach!


Published On: 5/30/2007
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Africa’s Congo is the world's second largest rainforest, and it is under threat. Tens of millions of people depend on the Congo for their survival, and as a major biodiversity hotspot, it’s home to some of Africa's most amazing wildlife, like gorillas, bonobos and forest elephants. Like all large intact forests, the Congo is a critical defense against man-made climate change.

Take Action!

International logging companies are creating social and environmental destruction in the Congo. Taxes paid by companies for rights to log the forest are supposed to go to forest communities for essential services like education and healthcare. But over the last three years, not a cent paid by logging companies has reached local communities.

In exchange for timber worth hundreds of thousands of dollars, the companies are giving “gifts” like bags of salt and crates of beer worth less than $100. Poorly paid officials sometimes have only a bicycle to help them patrol vast areas of rainforest, making enforcement of conservation law basically impossible.

Help Save The Congo!

Despite a moratorium on new logging being in place since 2002, over 37 million acres of rainforest (an area the size of Illinois) have been granted to the logging industry, most of this in areas vital for protecting biodiversity. But it's not too late to prevent the destruction of this rainforest and the communities it supports. Please help: make your voice heard!

Peace!
ERIK



Published On: 5/25/2007
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There has never been a greater need for inquisitive and determined young minds to develop the solutions needed for the 21st Century
 
 
"My message to any young person today mulling over their future career path is this: there has never been a better time to consider a future in scientific discovery; or in engineering to bring innovative technologies to real world application."

The environmental problems facing the world in the 21st Century are the legacy of human activities, argues Sir David King. But he says, in this week's Green Room, we also hold the key to solving these problems by attracting the brightest young minds into the world of science.

Woman covering her mouth in polluted street (Image: AFP)
It is easy in our day-to-day lives to believe we are detached from the wider environment, but that is an illusion

Mankind has never had a greater need for science, and for the spark of human ingenuity to apply this to tackling today's great global challenges.

Built on centuries of tradition and endeavour, the UK is second to none in the diversity and excellence of its scientific heritage.

Our nation punches well above its weight in the quality and number of academic papers and citations, above Germany, France and Japan, and trailing only the far bigger economy of the US.

It is vital therefore that we pay equal regard to ensuring that the UK's outstanding scientific outputs flow through to enhance the quality of life and prosperity for people in the UK, and beyond.

The challenges facing science, and humanity, as we move through the 21st Century are manifold. I would place none higher than the test we face in our stewardship of planet Earth.

Even with our best efforts, we must be prepared for further global temperature rise as a result of past emissions

It is a stern test, as demonstrated by a few stark facts. From around three billion people on the planet in 1950, global population has risen to over six billion today. By the middle of this century, it will exceed nine billion.

Most future population growth will be in the developing world, where people quite reasonably aspire to the living standards enjoyed today by "western societies", such as our own.

Yet it is estimated that, even with today's population, we would need the resources of three planets for people across the world to imitate western lifestyles.

Climate signals

I do not advocate a hairshirt future, but clearly we need to find new ways to develop both our lifestyles and the planet we share.

A flooded road (Image: AFP)
Negative impacts will dominate in all regions, says Sir David

It is easy in our day-to-day lives to believe we are detached from the wider environment, but that is an illusion.

Climate change presents us with a particular stringent test, which unmitigated will magnify many of the existing scourges of mankind: famine, drought, flood, disease and conflict.

The scientific evidence is compelling beyond any reasonable doubt that unless we very radically transform our economies to reduce greenhouse emissions to a fraction of current levels then future generations will reap a heavy price.

Indeed, the signals are already with us of the sort of changes that we can expect to continue and accelerate, as land ice melts, sea levels rise and extreme weather events become more severe.

Even with our best efforts, we must be prepared for further global temperature rise as a result of past emissions, and the climate impacts associated with this. The outcome will initially be mixed, with positive and negative effects depending where in the world you live and on other factors.

But in time the negative impacts will dominate in all regions, and will fall earliest and heaviest on the poorest countries, which are least able to adapt and which have contributed least to the problem.

Car exhaust pipe (Image: PA)
Carbon levels in the atmosphere continue to rise

It will take an unprecedented international effort if we are to avoid the most dangerous climate changes that are predicted, and for individual countries to adapt to those impacts it is already too late for us to avoid.

From climate change I move to another linked challenge - energy. Since the industrial revolution, fossil fuels have powered our economies and brought new levels of prosperity.

But by releasing into the atmosphere carbon, as carbon dioxide, that has been naturally sequestered underground over tens to hundreds of millions of years, we have raised concentration levels in the atmosphere in just 150 years beyond anything seen for at least one million years, and probably far longer.

At the same time, world energy demand is expected to rise by half as much again by 2030.

Even with a major push on energy efficiency, there is a critical need for step changes in the pace at which we deploy current low-carbon technologies in developed and developing countries alike; and we must quickly advance the more innovative technologies such as carbon capture and storage, wave and tidal power, and solar photovoltaics.

No quick fix

There are no simple solutions and there is certainly no single "silver bullet" technological fix. The pathway for advancing new energy technologies to technical and economic viability at scale is complex, difficult and inevitably takes time, even with major efforts to accelerate progress.

The £1bn public/private Energy Technology Institute, launched by the UK Government, is an important new initiative in this area, providing good starting levels of investment, focus and ambition, and I hope in time will develop as part of a global network of similar centres of excellence.

Students in a laboratory (Image: Science Photo Library)
There has never been a greater need for inquisitive and determined young minds to develop the solutions needed for the 21st Century

Nor can we tackle the problem by focusing on one sector alone. It is not a question of whether we should reduce emissions from our vehicles, or our houses, or industry, or in aviation or shipping, or through curbing deforestation.

The scale of the challenge is such that we must do all of these things, whilst using our actions as a stimulus to galvanise the wider international response.

And we must continue to prosper, not just for our own sakes but because those we seek to influence will not follow our lead if they perceive that environmental sustainability means economic decline.

It is a powerful demonstration that in the UK we have been able to grow our economy in real terms by around half since 1990, whilst greenhouse gas emissions have fallen by 15%. Action is affordable and is the pro-growth strategy. It is inaction that we cannot afford.

Returning to where I began, science and technological innovation must be at the heart of the UK's approach as we tackle these and other of the great national and global challenges we face in the century ahead. But science does need to be redirected to meet these challenges.

Sir David King is the UK Government's chief scientific adviser and author of this opinion piece running in THE GREEN ROOM, a BBC News website.
 http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/6596427.stm


Published On: 5/3/2007
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LAST PERSON WHO
1. Slept in a bed beside you: .....oh, as in actual SLEEPING? Probably St. Patrick's day when i went to sleep in the king at the sandman with kyle
2. Saw you cry: beats me.
3. Went to the movies with you: davis
4. You went to the mall with: maybe my sister. I don't really use the buddy system when I go shopping (mainly because I don't like other people knowing what I spend).
5. You went to dinner with: my dad, and proceded to get durnk prior to me going to a house party
6. You talked on the phone: fifi
7. Said I love you to you and really meant it: oh, no one ever really means it. You're all just using me for my wealth and obvious talents.
8. Broke your heart: N/A. Oh wait, the time I was really craving an Ice Cap but Tim Horton's was closed...24 hours, my ass </3
9. Made you laugh: myself. I'm a riot.

WOULD YOU RATHER?
1. Pierce your nose or tongue: well my nose is already done...
2. Be serious or be funny: even when I try to be serious it's still funny.
3. Drink whole or skim milk: eww. I can't do dairy
4. Die in a fire or drown: as much as I think it'd be cool to feel my own flesh melt off my bones...
5. Spend time with your parents or enemies: I torture the two respective groups equally. But my parents have a better sense of humour about it.

DO YOU PREFER..
1. Flowers or candy: candy.
2. Grey or black: Black
3. Color or Black and white photos: ..it doesn't really matter, I look the same in both. Ha ha, now I'm laughing at myself again. I really am a riot.
4. Lust or love: lust I understand. The unknown makes me confused and angry.
5. Sunrise or sunset: sunset - it's party time. Or, you know, 4pm in the winter.
6. M&Ms or Skittles: I regularily offer sexual favours for Skittles.
7. Staying up late or waking up early: the only time I see early morning is when I've been too wired to get to sleep from the night before.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY
1. Do you like anyone: of course.
2. Do they know it: probably not, I tend to become attracted to the very stupid.

DO YOU PREFER..
1. Sun or moon: moon.
2. Winter or Fall: Fall. Winter... honestly...
3. Left or right: Left.
4. 10 acquaintances or having two best friends: that depends...what are these ten acquaintances bringing to our casual relationship?
5. Sun or rain: rain!
6. Vodka or Jack: either, followed by a Porn Star.

Other Thing's...
1. Nervous Habits: i ummm twitch randomly... you'll get used to it after a while...
2. Are you double jointed: hahahahahahaha. I thought I was, but you can ask those who've seen my backwards somersault.
3. Can you roll your tongue: absolutely not, that's a gift from Satan.
4. Can you raise one eyebrow: yes. But it makes my face look quite comical, so naturally I do it all the time without thinking.
5. Can you cross your eyes: same as above.
6. Do you make your bed daily: nah, that disturbs the mites living in it.
7. Which shoe goes on first: left. It's my Golden Child.
8. Ever thrown one at someone: yes. I still want that back, by the way.
9. On the average, how much money do you carry: varries betwenn a 20 or nothing... sometimes debit.
10. What jewelry do you wear: on a daily basis: two in my nose, 2 in my ears, and a necklace.

OTHER
1. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it: usually i end up doing twirling, but that turns into throwing some pasta toward my face and hoping to catch an end so I can slurp it in.
2. Have you ever eaten Spam: ...isn't that junkmail?
3. Favorite ice cream: i can't handle dairy... but i would say raspberry gellatto
4. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet: like 20. Ha ha, my mum keeps thinking we're out of Fruit Loops so she buys a box, only to discover there's 4 already in there. So then she starts eating as many bowls as possible so it doesn't go stale, which makes her sick of eating it so she stops for a bit. Which brings us back to her buying a new box...it's a very vicious cycle. Even more so than Infectious Mononucleousis.
5. What's your favorite beverage: it's The Panty Remover for me!
6. Do you cook: ...only for people i like... i'm more of a baker

IN THE LAST MONTH, HAVE YOU?
1. Had a b/f or g/f: yes, plenty.
2. Bought something you didn't need: that would pretty much describe my entire being, yes.
3. Bought anything that you actually "need" other than food: absolutely not.
4. Sang in front of people: i'm consistantly singing in my car with steph... or whomever i'm driving with at the time
5. Been kissed: ah, a lady never tells such things.
6. Been hugged: does it count if I'm always the instigator? C'mon guys, I don't have AIDS. You know, anymore. Probably.
7. Felt stupid: oh no. Other people may have broached the subject, but I'm quite good at tuning out criticism.
8. Got drunk: nah. I'm a tank *thinks back to the tumble off the curb*
9. Got high: i didn't in hale...
10. Danced Crazy: ... gah whistler's awesome...
11. Gotten your hair cut: never. I've decided to just let it grow and grow, until it finally grows into one giant unattractive dreadlock at the back of my head. This will then force me to use my personality to meet new people, because it sure as hell won't be my looks attracting men by that point.
12. Cried: no. I generally don't cry.
13. Lied: I would even go so far to say that there is more than likely a lie ON THIS VERY SURVEY *cue gasping*


EIGHT LASTS:
8. Last kiss: saturday/sunday...
7. last beverage: coke and grenedene, best thing ever.
6. last phone call: fifi called...i lover her
5. last text message: jeff
4. last cd played: the horrorpops
3. last BUBBLE bath: no no no no.
2. last time you cried: why is this survey so interested in my misfortunes? Hmmmmmmmm?
1. last meal: yes, it was my last meal *sniff* OH, NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!

SEVEN have you's:
7. have you ever dated someone twice? I sometimes have to think about whether I've dated them at all..
6. have you ever been cheated on? not technically, no.
5. have you ever kissed someone & regretted it? hahahahahaha, ohhhh yeah..
4. have you ever fallen in love? only superficially. And even then, usually with inanimate objects. Like my snowboards, for instance.
3. have you ever lost someone? yes, at the Stampede. What a f*cking zoo.
2. have you ever been depressed? no. One time I thought I might have been......then again, one time I also thought I was a lesbian. And then another time I thought I might go to college.
1. have you ever peed your pants? ...so....many....stories....

list FIVE people you can tell *pretty much* anything to:
1. the problem with me is,
2. I'm pretty much an open book.
3. So eventually, everyone that comes into contact with me is going to know *pretty much* everything there is to know.
4. Sometimes I pretend to be mysterious,
5. but I mostly do that for a laugh.

List FOUR of your favorite songs:
1. true- chamillionaire
2. psychobitches outta hell- the horrorpops
3. tricky- run dmc
4. joleene- me first and the gimmie gimmies( a sic cover)

list TWO things you want to do before you die
1. be in the olympics
2. have dopesauce be something real

List one thing you regret
1. giving my heart away...


Published On: 4/17/2007
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My Blog: My politics
By: Nobax


Brief history of the SP

Having started as a leftist fledgling in 1972, the SP has, at the beginning of the 21st century, become a factor in Dutch politics and society that is impossible to ignore. We will briefly sketch this eventful history.

Workers march for better wages, 1973How it started

The foundation of the SP on Sunday 22 October 1972 wasn’t really that special. After all, these were the times when many political parties were formed, transformed and deformed. Especially on the left wing of the political spectrum it was a busy time. Inspired by the Beatles, the Stones, Bob Dylan and flower power mainly young people in Western Europe and North America had attacked the sacred cows of the post war era. “Social change” was high on the agenda of everyone on the left. Those were the days of big ideals. The Netherlands must be turned upside down, capitalism must disappear, and socialism would soon reign on earth, starting in the Netherlands. In 1972 that didn’t sound exaggerated. Society seemed adrift.

From socialism to a 'social ism'

In its first years, the SP was called a “Maoist” party. That is to say that beside the traditional Marxist criticism of capitalism it was the political views of the Chinese rebel leader and statesman that served as a guideline. Wasn't it the great Mao Tsetung who had made sure that one-fourth of the world population was no longer hungry and suppressed by bosses – while elsewhere suppression and exploitation were of the order of the day? Fine lines about nice ideals, but for the SP members it was only hearsay. The more they learned about China, the more reality appeared to differ from illusion. The “Chinese love affair” came to an end. The young SP distanced itself from teachers from faraway lands and became a party that was focused on the Netherlands. A very practical SOCIAL ism took the place of theoretical socialism. Everywhere in the country the SP lent a helping hand to residents, tenants, consumers, employees. They even ran their own medical centres, employing their own doctors, and demonstrating in a very practical way how they wanted to shape the public health sector. Thus the SP became a special party: strong and successful at the base, but without a national presence or views on national issues. The need for that was lacking. Everything took place locally. The SP may have been registered as a national political party, but in practice it operated as a “federation of local branches”.

Fifteen years later

Fifteen years after the foundation of the SP the political landscape looked completely different.
In 1977 the experimental government of left PvdA (Labour Party) leader Joop den Uyl which had come to power in 1973 had to go. The popularity of radical left wing parties was waning. Most had gone or lingered on in a weakened condition. The Communist CPN disappeared from Parliament, and the Pacifist PSP was no longer attractive. A few years later they, together with the PPR, merged into GroenLinks (Green Left). But the SP is quite a different story. Its goal was to “go to the people”. The members, initially many of them from universities and polytechnics, worked in the neighbourhoods and factories, increasing the number of members. In municipal elections those who had got to know them showed their appreciation. In 1986 the SP had some 40 council members. But in national elections other things count for voters, and the party's attempts to get into Parliament repeatedly failed.

Windows open

In 1987 the national party congress concluded that it was high time to modernize its “socialist” message: people should feel that SP was an attractive organisation in which they could recognize themselves. After some difficulties the “federation of branches” was transformed into a national party which began to develop its own views on important issues, and which was doing its best to achieve a national image. The 1991 Congress opened up the party to everyone who could subscribe to its basic principles. The old deadwood, impeding the party's development, was cast off. “Marxism-Leninism” was officially abandoned. From now on, the predicate “socialist” would suffice as the party's political compass.

A “minimum programme for a socialist Netherlands” was drafted. It was called Manifesto 2000, with “a society for people” as the subtitle. In the short term, the party congress made a breakthrough to Parliament its strategic priority.

Tomatoes and Oppositional Voices

In 1993, in order to achieve the parliamentary breakthrough, the party leadership made its most daring decision ever. Instead of telling the electorate to vote SP for a better society – worthy ideals for a distant future – the party chose a more rational and better thought out position: that of radical and effective opposition. “Vote against, vote SP” became the provocative slogan. The message being: if you don't agree with current politics, vote for us. Then we can voice your dissent in Parliament. You don't need a majority for that, even one person would do. The new strategy is symbolized by a tomato. Full of healthy vitamins, but also a feared weapon against bad political theatre.

The new approach finally caught on. Twenty years after its foundation the SP was seen by others as something new. After the municipal elections of March 1994 the party grew from 70 to 126 councillors. And on 3 May 1994 the SP won its first two seats in the Lower House, Parliament's main legislative chamber. This parliamentary breakthrough was the start of a period of spectacular growth for the party as a whole. In the first place the number of members, which for some time had been around 15,000, expanded tumultuously. Within four years it had increased to over 25,000, making the party the fourth biggest in members. This growth came from various sides. The SP “new style” became attractive for former voters and members of PvdA and GroenLinks, who found their parties surrendering to the advance of neo-liberal politics and who would rather hear the “red answer to (the) Purple (Government)” – as the coalition of right-wing liberal VVD, centrist D66 and Labour was known. 1995 brought the first seat in the Senate, after successful provincial elections, members of the Upper House or Senate being elected by provincial councillors. Outside parliament people made headway as well. Key issues, like the fight against the growing social divide, were tackled in original ways. The 1998 elections yielded five parliamentary seats and thanks to successful provincial elections (19 seats) the party won two seats in the Senate. The party appointed 'wethouders' – local councillors occupying positions analogous to ministers in a national government – in a number of towns in the southern province of Brabant. In June 1999 came the first seat in the European Parliament. The SP was now represented on all parliamentary levels.

The fees that SP representatives receive are handed over to the party (under the agreement that noone should profit from such a position), so the increase in MPs and other elected representatives also led to a substantial expansion of the party's financial resources. This money was partly used to develop a professional organisation that supported the work of the party and its MPs, as well as numerous campaigns and activities.

There was also an increase in quality, especially in the way the MPs operated. In a short time the previously unknown party leader Jan Marijnissen became one of the country's most renowned politicians. At the end of 1996 he gave a “Red answer to Purple” in "Tegenstemmen" (Oppositional Voices, available in English under the title Enough!), articulating the SP's modern vision of politics and society. "Tegenstemmen" was a clear criticism of the advance of neoliberalism, the erosion of the social democratic PvdA (since 1994 governing the country together with liberal VVD and D66 in the ‘purple’ coalition) and the implications for society of “every man for himself”. But it was also a book without dogmas, another development in the SP philosophy.

SP 2000 and after

Sometimes new ideas are spread faster horizontally than vertically. This shows when the spectacular increase is accompanied by growing pains. More than once, new SP-councillors didn’t appear to fit in with the traditional frameworks, or hadn’t settled in yet; some resigned after a short career. Clashes occurred between old staff and new members and the media didn’t fail to notice this. Quantitative growth threatened to result in loss of quality. With two congresses in the final year of the 20th century the party put its ideological and organizational affairs in order. Now that the national breakthrough had taken place the party congress of 1999 decided to prioritize what the SP had always done best: working at a local level. At the congress of 18 December the party laid down a new manifesto, The Whole of Humanity, in which the basic idea of society was formulated and the party's alternatives were outlined.

The general elections of 2002 turned out into a real voters rebellion against the governing ‘purple’ coalition of social democrats and liberals. The coalition parties were halved, to the benefit of the spectacular new populist party of Pim Fortuyn (murdered ten days before the elections), the oppositional Christian democrats – and the Socialist Party. The results proved that the SP had become a factor in Dutch politics and society. Nearly 600,000 voted for the SP (whose slogan had now changed to “Vote for, vote SP”), thus giving it an additional four seats. And at the same time the party passed the mark of 30,000 members. Just a few months later the new right wing coalition of CDA, VVD and Fortuynists had already collapsed, and new elections took place. The SP succeeded in increasing once more its number of votes but this did not result in more seats, despite the party having received a more sympathetic response than ever during the election campaign. Unfortunately, many citizens were influenced by the neck-and-neck race between social democrats and Christian democrats and in spite of their sympathy for the SP gave their vote to the PvdA. The SP did nevertheless become the fourth party in Parliament and one of the major opponents of the right wing government of CDA, VVD and D66. The provincial elections of 2003 resulted in seats in eleven out of twelve provinces, doubling the two seats in the Upper House.

The 12th party congress laid down new tasks for the future, with enhanced activities at all levels as a recurring theme.

In 2004 two seats were won in the European Parliament, and the SP also won its first representative in the parliamentary assembly of the Council of Europe. Together with the trade unions and other left parties the SP organised the biggest demonstration ever in the Netherlands, against the government’s social policy. In 2005 the party played a very important role in the campaign against the neoliberal European Constitution. Nearly two thirds of the Dutch voters reacted positively and said ‘NO’ – despite the fact that all major parties were in favour of the proposed constitution. Thanks to successful local elections, the SP doubled its seats in local councils in 2006. National elections in November 2006 resulted in massive gains for the SP. The party almost tripled its number of seats in the Lower House, Parliament’s main legislative chamber, to twenty-five and is now the third party of the Netherlands, both in seats and membership. Total membership rose to over 50,000 just as elections were taking place.



Published On: 4/7/2007
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well yet again its time for an update, im not so sure where i am right now, i guess coming home works like that, its really never what i expect it to be, i guess the grass is always greener (if you need to be a little cliche)
 
So joint decisions are out the window (like it or not) and so is Falls creek and i guess basically my entire season, im working now being serious and its a pretty good deal, im a receptionist who gets 4 months holiday a year to travel so i cant really complain. Anyone heading up to Hotham this year and want a riding buddy or just some one to halve the fuel cost then im your girl!!
 
I will definately be in Canada next year, for all you people who i have promised this to so many times that i am now the girl who cried wolf and you have all forgotten my existance...ill be there next march but only for 4 months, it will be a bit rushed but still good. anyone with any suggestions let me know im a bit too lazy to think ahead yet
 
Went to the FallOut Boy concert on Wednsday night, these guys have been my favourite band for a few years now and they were surprisingly good as a live band... (supporting act was good too Avalon Drive) I envy musicians and their ability to vent their feelings to such a willling audience, short of being overly controversial they can share all their pain, love, rejections and fears without criticism because the audience will make it their own anyway, it sounds like it would be good for the soul but im not so sure that that is actually the truth
 
and thats about all ive got these days, im at work now its friday befor a long weekend and possibly the longest most boring day in history...i think ill survive though
 
 


Published On: 3/8/2007
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"Mothersound"

mothersound
what have they done to you?
you're withering away in the cold

mothersound,
once again the world's molested you
and took your soul

i have done this for the sound,
have done this for the sake of you,
the sake of me;
and you can mark my f*cking words:
"we aren't a mock-supposed to be"
we're here to rouse the rabble

thanks to you,
we get our ace fix
from exposing what you are
and what you've done
you've poisoned the litter

no better time, than now
to change what has been written;
and what has been taught
to those who would not have known
better

i have done this for the sound,
have done this for the sake of you,
this sake of me;
and you can mark my f*cking words:
"we aren't a mock-supposed to be"
and we're here to rouse the rabble
           [x2]


"the last plaque"

what would you say, if this blemished face,
this blemished face with a crooked nose
had a chanceto say whatever he wanted
from his blemished world of the unknown?

would you give a f*ck if all that you heard
where nouns and verbs like shallow heartache?
the sound of victory blowing up your world, world

fake faces everywhere i see,
fake people looking back at me,
sit down, dont tell me,
dont tell me where i dont belong

oh, i heard a sick sad voice {oh},
it was honesty, i turned to her and said,
we need to be medicated;
and you're the prescription,
for a forced out vision
if you're with me send the critics to hell
with the sound of our voices

fake faces everywhere i see,
fake people looking back at me
sit down, dont tell me,
dont tell me where i dont belong

fake faces everywhere i see,
fake people looking back at me
sit down, dont tell me,
dont tell me where i dont belong

all you better`thans the fed us hsit,
will be knocked on the floor,
so dont you place your bets just yet
all you treasure sleepers feed on shi*t,
you'll be knocked on the floor,
so dont you place...

fake faces everywhere i see,
fake people looking back at me
sit down, dont tell me,
dont tell me where i dont belong

fake faces everywhere i see,
fake people looking back at me
sit down, dont tell me,
dont tell me where i dont belong






Published On: 2/10/2007
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"I'm dreaming of white Christmas. Just like the one i used to know... "
Then again, which crazy, wild snowboarder isn't? In my opinion, this winter is just completely rediculous. Tempurature's are just 1- 2 below zero, if it snows, it is not cold enough to accumulate and stick to the ground. In the mean time, all of you in Colorado and B.C are getting tons of it. Lucky you! Here we are scared out of our minds of global-warming. But think about it; where there should be snow, there is none, and where the should not be snow, there is! How crazy is that? I know you are all thinking, " What in the world can we do about it?" Uh, yeah about that, a whole lot let me tell you. Ok, so what is one person going to do on her lonesome self? I can try something out. Global-Warming. Did anyone ever watch the movie, " The Day After Tomorrow"? That's why I thouhgt. The whole movie is about the change in mood of the world. Snow in Mexio, California, and scorching heat way up in the Yukon Territories causing the glaciers to melt, flood the golbe, then Freeze up again. At the end of the movie, how many survivors were there? Close to a dozen right? Far fetched and over exaggereated you think? So do I because it's a movie, but if no one just tries a little bit to help diminish polution and what not, the globe will be flooded and we will all die in the next hundred years. Well, not us, but our great granchildren and their families. Now, whether I'll be dead or not, I wound't want the rest of the living human and animal population to be washed out. It is scary. So think about this, considereing how the world is turing out not, how expensive the gas prices are, the next time you need to head out to the corner store, TAKE A MOTHER F****ING WALK!!! We need the excercise, and we all complain bc it is costing us over 100$ of gas a week. Also, the majority of North-America's population is obese. You do the math.

This to me is unbelieveable. I may not have covered a lot of points, but in your prayers you pray for the Canadian, and American soldiers in Iraq and the Middle East. They are trying to keep the peace. Unfortunately it's getting even worse. Think about how much we hate our governments. If the right people were in power, the world would be in a better position right? I say the poloticians, canadian and american alike have their pro's, and con's. They are trying their best, and with the rest of the population criticizing them, nothing will get better. Just think of that. Think how you would do in you president's, or our prime miniter's shoes. How much better do you think you are? I tip my hat to them. Even though, life is a b!tch, and it suckes real hard, even though taxes are high, they are also trying to keep the peace, and do something about the planet itself. It is melting down. Literally. So, next time you feel the need to complain, remember me. Remember this blog. And try something to help. Car pools, public trans., bike, walk anything. I don't live in this world alone, and neither do the rest of you. Help yourselves out also, slowly we are dying. All this polution is causing so many epidemics. SARS, the avian flu, cancer... I can't think of anything else. Just think before acting.



Published On: 12/21/2006
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I got kind of bored at work so I designed a simple funbox...
Overall dims 96"x24"x18" tall.  2"x2"x3/16" HSS steel tube construction with 2" pipe coping.  The legs are gussetted with sheared mild steel doublers.  Top sheet is made of 1/4" thick puckboard mounted to plywood with counter-sunk self-tapping screws.  The playwood is bolted to tabs at critical corners and spacings.  Overwall weight is ~135lb without side sheeting.
 
Maybe I should start engineering jibs instead of rig chassis...hmmmmmm


Published On: 12/13/2006
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Your alarm goes off, you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes.
He stays up for days on end.
_________________________

You take a warm shower to help you wake up.
He goes days or weeks without running water.
__________________________

You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.
He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.
__________________________

You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.
He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.
__________________________

You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.
He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.
__________________________

You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.
He knows he may not see some of his buddies again .
__________________________
You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.
He walks the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.
__________________________

You complain about how hot it is.
He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.
__________________________

You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.
He doesn't get to eat today.
__________________________

Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes.
He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.
__________________________

You go to the mall and get your hair redone.
He doesn't have time to brush his teeth today.
__________________________

You're angry because your class ran 5 minutes over.
He's told he will be held over an extra 2 months.
__________________________

You call your girlfriend and set a date for tonight.
He waits for the mail to see if there is a letter from home.
__________________________

You hug and kiss your girlfriend, like you do everyday.
He holds his letter close and smells his love's perfume.
__________________________

You roll your eyes as a baby cries.
He gets a letter with pictures of his new child, and wonders if they'll ever meet
__________________________

You criticize your government, and say that war never solves anything.
He sees the innocent tortured and killed by their own people and remembers why he is fighting.
__________________________

You hear the jokes about the war, and make fun of men like him.
He hears the gunfire, bombs and screams of the wounded.
__________________________
You see only what the media wants you to see.
He sees the broken bodies lying around him.
__________________________

You are asked to go to the store by your parents. You don't.
He does exactly what he is told.
__________________________

You stay at home and watch TV.
He takes whatever time he is given to call, write home, sleep, and eat.
__________________________

You crawl into your soft bed, with down pillows, and get comfortable.
He crawls under a tank for shade and a 5 minute nap, only to be woken by gunfire.
__________________________

You sit there and judge him, saying the world is probably a worse place because of men like him.
If only there were more men like him!
____________________________

If you support your troops, re-send this to everyone you know,

If it gets to another veteran who hasn't received it yet, it will bring back memories.


Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I.

One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.


Published On: 11/30/2006
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Andreas Wigg, Jeremy Jones, Eero Ettala, Heiki Sorsa, Josh Dirksen, DCP, Jussi Oksanen.  It goes without saying they're the best in the businness right now.  Hampus, S.C.O.T.T.y Arnold (no cracker rappin this year, see Forums that for the randumb rapping of TK from AK), Louie Fountain and Darrell Mathes got it on lock as well.  When I see a lineup like this I'm usually sceptical.  The last few years of Mack Dawg left me searching for the pooper scooper and I went into last nights premier with expectations of big name ridders and production letting me down again.  THANK GOD I WAS WRONG!!!!!  This film is a far cry from the jibbtastic bullshi*t I force myself to sit through these days just to see if it will get better, and there were even pipe shots.  Thats right, top name pros still ride pipe for fun not cash.  It was great to see even an air to fakie.  The bar has been raised in this movie, the production is exatcly what you would expect but the riding of Andreas and Jeremy is enough to roll credits on.  I won't spoil it for anyone here, but wait till you see Andreas' last shot, if you think some switch back lip or 270 on railtard bullshi*t is still dope and gnarly then I invite you to go F yourself in the A.  Or what about the videos ender ender.  That is also something you have to see to believe so i won't even try to put it into words, rest assured that the owner of said banger is not who you'ld expect and you never saw it coming. 
 
Playing devils advocate, the films soundtrack tried its best to put you to sleep but was simply over powered by the eye opening manuevers being put down one after the other (to the credit of the soundtrack there were no fake gangsters doin fake gangster shi*t to wack gangster music).  Everytime I thought to myself "man this music really sucks" some hammer would be dropped, and my attention completey averted from what was a headscratching choice of tunes.  Not to say they were all bad, but not really my style.  My main criticism is more a commentary on the state of snowboarding in general.  Some jumps you should show 1080's, say 80+ foot backcountry pow booters.  Some jumps you should not, say under 80 foot park booters. And no, I mean NO 1080's should be run at full speed.  It just looks like some figureskating/wakeboarding crap.  They are impressive, but whats the point if it doesn't look good, isn't that the general concencus in snowboarding?
 
I yelled, I whooped and occasionally jumped out of my seat in disbelief.  All in all it's the best video I've seen since True Life or Lame and I feel like a better person for witnessing the unimagineable.  This is the movie that will inspire and push the next generation of snowboarders to strive for what was once thought not possible or too risky, it will even fill the sails of a second wind in a beat up and ageing snowboarder.


Published On: 9/17/2006
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~*~*~*~*How Girls Flirt*~*~*~*~
1. She calls you by your full name not just a nick name.
2. She hits you softly on the arm and laughs when you say something funny.
3. She flips her hair when she's talking to you.
4. She touches your arm when she talks to you.
5. She says, "No, I'm not telling you who I like!" with a big smile on her face.
6. She asks you who you like or who you would go out with seemingly interested.
7. When you go to the movies with a bunch of your friends and she is almost always next to you.
8. She criticizes you on a girl you like.
9. You catch her staring at you.
10. She plays with your hair or tries to put make up on you.
11. Her friends outside of school and in school know about you, and says she talks about you a lot.
12. She knows your phone number and address.
13. She will try and talk, and spend time with you as much as possible


~*~*~*~*~*HOW GUYS FLIRT*~*~*~*~*~

1. He stares at you alot.
2. He hits you alot. (just play hitting )
3. He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
4. He yelled, "Hi!", to your mom that day she picked you up from school.
5. He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with you cuz you couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone.
6. He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
7. His voice gets softer ("Hey, you") when ever you two talk.
8. You hung up on him. He called you back.
9. You where invited by him to a group outing.
10. He called you to talk about nothing at all.
11. He imitates your laugh. OK, you do snort sometimes. Which makes you laugh even harder...
12. He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
13. He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
14. He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, butt, thighs, ect.)


Published On: 8/11/2006
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 Belive
  while others are doubting        
 
  Plan
While others are playing

Study
While others are sleeping
 
Decide
While others are delaying
 
Pepare
While others are daydreaming

Begin
While others are procrastinating
 
Work
While others are wishing
 
Save
while others are wasting
 
Listen
While others are talking
 
Smile
While others are pouting
 
Commend
While others are criticizing
 
Presist
While others are quitting
 
By-
snowbunny
 
 
 
 
 
 


Published On: 8/3/2006
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Technically, my perfect Sunday started at 12 last night when my newest friend, Lidnsay gave me her old shwinn 10 speed bike. It matches my truck perfectly and the smoothest ride around town! So I got that bike and a drink from the sweetheart. Then after last call, because of faliure to launch a dance party, my friend Austin and I cruised to my special alley and drank 32's of Miller High Life and sang a Journey medly until about four in the morning. 

Then I came home, showered, vomited, showered again and fell asleep in my towel on my bed. If you've heard. Oregon is experiencing a heat wave, a humid heat wave... with temperatures in 100 degree weather.

So I woke up this  morning to a bagel my sister brought me and no hangover. I tried to ride my bike over to my friends most awsome basement apartment but sweated so bad I experienced partial heat stoke. Luckily I got her to drive us to the $1 theatre so I could finally see X-Men. 

X-Men is my favorite comic/graphic novel ever! Ever! And this did not disapoint me, the mind of Stan Lee is vast. I want to be the next hero. Anyway we saw that finally and I just about shed big zoloft tears when a main character died. Then we rushed off to Target where we went a little overboard.
Then after we headed across town to another movie theatre to see Clerks II. And if your a Kevin Smith fan YOU'LL f*ckING LOVE IT There's controversy behind it actually because of Goodmorning America's old as shi*t Speigel walking out during the showing and Kevin writting a blog on myspace trashing the lamest film critic in the media. He then proceeded to put a radio interview with him confronting Speigel on another blog that's been getting allot of attention.

Clerks II had my laughing my ass off and mainly just because these characters seem to have evolved. And secondly because of the Donkey erotic assumption. Look it up, its worth it. Like that scene in the movie Bachelor Party where the donkey with the striper does a line of coke. Its good.

After that I came back to the basement and spent a few good hours listeing to my friends radio show called Asian Wave on our campus radio station called KWVA and reading magazines,  I highly reccomend reading Bust to any females and Juxtapose to everyone.

At some point we ate sushi and I came home its currently 85 degrees outside and 99 still in my apartment. I have an ice bath wating for me. Today was the record breaking temperature in this city's history.

Also the news report 6 deaths in the river today due to the influx of  people swimming in the Willamette river.  Wich is sad.

I went to the river yesterday.


Published On: 7/24/2006
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LOVE IS BLIND...

 roses are red,
nuts are brown,
skirts are up,
pants are down,
body 2 body,
skin 2 skin,
 when its stiff,
 stick it in!
Im f*ckable!!!
.x.Lose your Temper.x.
.x.You loose the fight!.x.
GoD mAdE bEeR gOd MaDe WiNe GoD mAdE mY mAn O sO fInE
.x.You can only go as far as you push.x.
 
.x.Keep your friends close.x.
.x.And your enimies closer.x.
 
.x.Dont Frown.x.
.x.As you never no whoz Falling in love with your Smile : ).x.
A MiLLi0n WoRDs Would Not Bring You Back, I Kn0w, BecauseI've Tried. Neither Would A Million TeaRs. I Know, BeCause I've Cried
.x.Written with a pen Sealed with a Kiss if your my friend then answer me this!R we friends or r we not u told me once but i 4gt so tell me now n tell me true so i can say im here 4 u of all the friends i ever met your the one i wont 4gt!And if i die b4 u do il go 2 heaven n wait 4 u id give the angels back ther wings n risk losing evrythin 4 ther is nuffn i wont do hav a friend jus like u!.x.
 
.x.When ur scared 2 look 4wrd n it hurts 2 look bck jus look bside u n ur best friend will always b ther!.x.
Best Friends Forever Till My Very Last Breath
.x.People walk in and out of our lives all the time but true friends leave footprints on the heart!.x.
Late Night Calls And Cute Photographs
.x.Sweet as heaven hott as hell the baddest bitches u can tell luvd by sum hated by many wanted by most envied by plenty diamonds r nice n so r pearls but thers nuffn like us urvin gurlz!.x.
 
 
.x.Never say i love u if its not relli ther.never tok about feelings if you dont relli care.never hold my hand if ur gna break my heart,never say your going 2 if u dnt plan 2 start,never look in 2 my eyes if all u do is lie,never say hello if u relli mean goodbye, if u mean 4 eva plz say ul try but never say 4 eva coz 4eva makes me cry!.x.
--Love is when u cant pay attention in class--


--cuz u foreva writin ur first name wit his last
.x.My friends always told me you wood make me cry my friends always told me that all ud do was lie my friends always told me ud find sum 1 new but my friends never told me that i wood always want you!.x.
 
.x.2 the world ur just 1 person but 2 me ur the world!.x.
 
.x.1 night i lay awake n matched each star with a reason i love u and i was doing great untill i ran out of stars!.x.
 
.x.im the girl ur mum warned u about.x.
 
.x.1 2 Rangers crew cumn thro!.x.
 
.x.I like ur style i like ur Class but most of all i like ur ass!.x.
Don't flatter yourself....I was looking at your friend
.x.im not supposed 2 luv u, im not supposed 2 care, im not supposed 2 spend my life wishing u were there, im not supposed 2 wonder where u r or what u do, but i guess thts just what happens when, im in love with u!.x.
DONT SAY YOU LOVE ME UNLESS U REALLY MEAN IT, CUZ I MIGHT DO SOMETHING CRAZY LIKE BELIEVE IT
.x.im a bitch n iv got class mess with me n ill kick ur ass so all u folk tht think ur cool just remember bitches rule!.x.
 
.x.im a cutie what a Bootie!.x.
 
.x.A real friend walks into your life when the rest of the world walks out!.x.
 
.x.no guy is worth crying over but when you find one who is he wont make you cry!.x.
 
.x.I love u more 2 day then yesterday but 2 moro i will luv u more!.x.(aww naww!lol)
 
.x.If u louve sum1 let them go if they dnt cum bck they wer never yours but if they do they always were.x.
God made coke god made pepsi god made DANNY so damn sexy
.x.The hardest thing to do is to watch the one u luv luv some1 else!.x.
 
.x. if ur gna kiss me dont be sassy us ur tung n make it nasty!.x.
He looked me deeply in the eyes. he lied and said "i won't make u cry" and when i thought it was 2 good 2 be true, he blew me off and found someone new
.x.Roses r Red Violets r Blue
im in love but not with you
When we broke up you thought i cried
but all you were was jus anuva guy
You told your friends that i was a trick
I told mine you had a weak dick
I said I loved you
You thought it was true
But guess what baby!
You got played too!.x.
 
.x.You laff b-coz im different I laff b-coz uz r all the same!.x.

-Last night I had a dream that I ate a giant marshmallow... in the morning my pillow was gone

Don't ever be afraid to come to me n cry Don't ever hesitate to look me in the eye Don't ever be afraid to tell me how you feel Remeber ur my gurls n we gotta keep it realL


-The worst part of walking away from you is knowing you won't come running after me

I look for a man wit a V.C.R... Very Cute Rear

-Love is when you don't want to go to sleep coz reality is better than a dream

    PICK UP LINES DON'T FCKING WORK...


-Look on the bright side... not everyone hates you as much as I do

If kisses were raindrops, i'll send u a shower,
    If Hugs Were seconds, i'll send u an hour,
    If smiles were waves i'll send u da sea,
    If Love was a person i'll send u 2me



-If all the boys lived over the sea, what a good swimmer I would be




-Don't like my attitute?... call 1800 KISS MY ASS

."ive lost my teddy bear, can i sleep wiv u instead?"

-Don't like my drivin?... get off da footpath

."im lost which way 2 ur house?"


-The way I see it is the more people that hate me, the less people I have to please

-Life is not a garden so stop being a hoe
-Shake it once, thats fine; shake it twice, thats ok; shake it 3 times and ur playing with urself again
-Wanna get laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass and w8
-Kisses have germs, germs are hated, so kiss me baby, i'm vaccinated
-Do u believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past ya again? Or should I bite
-If mirrors could talk, ur's would be laughing

-Go fetch an ice-cream from Mr Whippy
-Last night I was laying in bed, looking at the stars, then I realised where the hell is my ceiling?
-Last night I was matchin each star to a reason why I love u... I was doin alright till i ran outa starrrr
-I climed da door, shut the stairs, said my pyjamas, hopped into my prayers, turned off the bed, got into the light, all coz u said goodnight.

-You can fall from da sky, you can fall from da tree, but da best way 2 fall is in love (l) with me
-Roses r red, violets r blue, orlando is hot, and so r u
-(k) A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, da rising sun can kiss da grass, but hunnie u can kiss my ass(k)
-Im a girl, your a guy, need anymore clues? 
-Ur not worth my tears, ur not worth da heartache, I don't no y I give u da time, ur not orth da pain, ur not worth da emptiness, I don't no y but I wish u were mine
-Cats have 9 lives, humans have 1, mess wiv me an u'll have none
-Should I smile coz were frends, or cry coz dats all we'll ever b

-God made grass, god made trees, god made u... but we all make mistakes sumtimes

-Nuthin is more painful then realisin he meant everythin 2 u, u meant nothin 2 him..
-Its hard 2 tell ur mind 2 stop lovin (l) sum1 wen ur heart still does
-U laugh because im different i laugh because you're all the same
-Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
-When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
-I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
-If you're going my way, I'll walk with you.
-A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey

-Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the
priviledge

-Somewhere There's someone Who Dreams Of Your smile, And Finds In
Your Presence That Life Is Worth While, so When You Are Lonely,
Remember It's True: somebody, somewhere Is Thinking Of You

-Never start frowning because you never know who's falling in love with your smile :-)
-Well if I called the wrong numba, whyd you answer ?

-There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.

-It's not the size of the dog, It's the size of the fight in the dog

-To the world your just one person but to one person you could mean the world
-whats betta? a lie that draws a smile or the truth that draws a tear?
-Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back

-would you catch me if i fall..do you even notice me.....at all?

-DONT wish UPON A STAR, REACH FOR ONE

-God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece

-It is better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open
your mouth and prove it


-I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh,
But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry

-Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened

-If u need space join NASA baby
-Dream as if you'll live forever...Live as if you'll die

-Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film

-Give me a kiss, give me the world, give me your love and i'll be your girl. Give me a smile, give me your time, give me your love and i'll give you mine
-If it were supposed to feel good they wouldn't call it a crush
-I want you... to go away

-If you kiss me I'll kiss you, if u hug me I'll hug you, if u leave me I'll kill you.

-Since nobody's perfect, I guess I'm nobody.
-I loved you once, I love you still, I always have, and I always will

-Sarcasm keeps you from telling people what you really think of them

-They say kissing is the language of love...care to indulge in a little convo?

-When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're the one smiling and everyone around you is crying.

-No where on your birth certificate did it say life would be fair

-If you love your man set him free...if he dont come back u know hes with me

- If u drink  drive ur a bloody idiot  if u make it home ur a bloody legend

-If you can't say anythin nice... come join us

- The best way to get over a guy is to get under another one

-Hey (name here) I love you but, one problem...you don't love me

-if u were a new hamburger at McDonalds, i would name u the McVery Sexy.

-y is it EVERY1 thinks we're perfect 4 each other but ur da only 1 hu cant c dat?

-Do you have a Band-Aid cos i skinned my knee when i fell 4 you

-I'm not cryin cos he dumped me, im cryin cos i want him back

-Any guy who can put up wiv my shi*t deserves an award
-You’re a bitch on all days that end wiv y
-Don't drink water, fish have sex in it
-Is that your face or has your ass been misplaced
-u can pick your frends, u can pick ur nose, but u cant pick ur frends nose
- If you were a new hamburger at mcdonalds you would be mcgorgeous
-They say milk does the body good, DAMN how much did u drink?

-I’m trying to see things from ur point of view… but I can’t get my head that far up my ASS

-Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?

-If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

-When French people swear do they say excuse the English?

-Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

-Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

-If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
-I like ur style, I like ur class, but most of all I like ur ass
-I luv (name), yes I do, he’s for me and not for u, and if by chance u take my place, I’ll take my fist and smash ur face

-I heard “gullible” was taken out of the dictionary
-If you could walk through the walls, wouldn’t you fall through the floor?

-If you tell a man that there are 30 billion stars in the universe, he’ll believe you. But if you tell him the park bench was just painted, he’ll have to touch it to be sure

-The last time I saw a face like yours, I threw it a banana

-I'm not supposed to love you, I'm not supposed to care,
I'm not supposed to live my life, wishing you were there.
I'm not supposed to wonder where you are or what you do,
I'm sorry I just can't help myself, I fell in love with you

-Can I Have A Picture Of You So I Can Show Santa What I Want For Christmas?
-Close my eyes i count 2 ten, hope u love me when I open them

-At Least Be There To Dry My Tears If You’re Gonna Make Me Cry
-Everybody Needs That Somebody, You Could Be That Somebody That Someone Needs

-Never Kiss behind The Garden Gate, Love Is Blind, But The Neighbours Aint

-If money doesn’t grow on trees, then y do banks have branches?

-I Can Be The Best Thing That Ever Happened To You, But You’ll Never Know Unless You Give Me A Chance

-If you're going to get in trouble for hitting someone, might as well hit them hard

-Why is it that when you're little your parents teach you how to walk and talk, but when you're older they tell you to sit down and shut up?

-They say love hides behind every corner...I must be walkin in circles

-ur jealousy is my energy, ever wonder y im so hyper

-When I'm good, I'm really good, but when I'm bad I'm better

-Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

-Cry your heart out, let it all go, cuz after every tear theres a rainbow

-I loved you once ... you loved me not...I loved you twice...but I forgot......you never loved me ..you never will... but even so...I love you still

-BIrdY birdy in the sky why did u do that in my Eye, looks like sugar, taste like sap o my gosh its birdy crap

-The phone goes greeen greeen, so i pink it up and i say yellow you there? Orange you a lil shy to answer??

-Jack n Jill went up the hill to get sum marijuana, jack got high unzipped his fly and asked jill if she wanna, jill said yes unzipped her dress n then they had sum fun, stupid jill 4got her pill and now they have a son

-Love is a sensation caused by a temptation, a guy sticks his location in a gurlz destination, to increase population of the next generation, do you understand my explanation, or do u need a demonstration???

-sum guys say suck but i say im sorry ive been told its dangerous to put small objects in my mouth

-I want to write something to you........."n ssw ".............. You might wanna turn it upside down

-i wish I was a little girl again...scraped knees heal faster than broken hearts

-I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive, then I realized that
would be suicide
-When I die bury me upside down so the world can KISS MY ASS

-I could fill a thousand pages telling you how I feel and you still wouldn't understand...So now I leave without a sound except my heart shattering as it hits the ground

-B4 U Criticise Sum1 U Should Walk A Mile In Their Shooz
That Way When U Criticize Them, U R A Mile Away From Them And U Hav Their Shooz

-I’m Not Online
The Computer Is Lying 2 U

-Theres a sparkle in your eye that only i see, and theres a place in your heart where only i wanna be

-If you love me let me know...Cuz if you dont...I dont know where to go..

-For love I'd do anything, for you, I'd do more...

-You dont see men u dont need men u dont love me the way I wish u wouldThe way I know u could

-If all guys were as hot as you earth would be heaven

-Hey baby, how 'bout u come sit on my lap and we'll talk 'bout the first thing that pops up

-Why drink and drive, When you can smoke and fly

-Im falling for you ... please catch me

-Make a person happy… go away

-I don’t need your attitude I have my own

-Jealousy is a terrible disease…get well soon


Published On: 7/6/2006
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