Snowboarding and skiing are like no other sports because of the dynamics of snow: no two days on the mountain are ever the same. Sunny days are obviously different than riding in storms, but sunny days followed by a frigid night is way different than a sunny day followed by a cloudy night. The following is a list of words that answer the questions, "how was the snow today?," or "how's the snow over that ridge?," or "hows the landing, bra?." The list also includes snow formations, both man-made and natural, and other types of snow encountered on the mountain. To steal a line from Jeremy Jones and make it my own, bottomless-snowblower-pow is the best because it enables people to ride scary shi*t and stay in control doing it, but I'm content as long as the snows soft; soft enough where I turn with my weight and can feel mountain-flow; I hate having to dig my edges in the ground just to make a turn, but I still prefer it to just about everything else. A few of the words are a bit redundant because of jargon, but if you said any of them to a true ski-bum, he or she would what you're talking about. But anyway, here's the list in no order whatsoever.
Snow, sleet, flake, pow, powder, bottomless, fluff, dust-on-crust, dusty, twiggy, grassy, base, bottomless-snowblower-pow, corn, sugary, wet, icy, ice, crunchy, choppy, sticky, slush, spring-conditions, un-groomed, groomer, curdaroy (TM of CB), hollow, tree-well, crap, sun-baked, soft, hard, fresh, tracked-up, mogley, spiny, sick, avalanche, slide, avalanche-prone, sensitive, edgy, cornice, mailbox, booter, jump, half-pipe, quarter-pipe, pipe (no shi*t), rocky, traverse, table-top, step-up, east coast-pow, base, slough, slough-smoke, freshies, moguls, bumps, pillow, whirling-vapor-trail, low-light, bombed-out, bumpy, packed powder, hard pack, run-in, the-in, qali, face-shot, wind-lip, columns, first tracks, spines, elbow-deep, neck-deep (I've only felt it once)...
If the list gave you a hard-on, that's sick (pun intended). I know there are more, but thats all I can think of right now. Here's some food for thought; snow is the only compound on the planet that can simultaneously be a solid, liquid AND gas.... Summer sucks.
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