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Yes, Yes Ya'll and it don't stop!
Mountain Madness makes your body rock.
We're going to party like it's 1989...Bright and Tight.
Prizes for best  outfits
Hosted by The Bruce
w/ Special Guest
Dj BrownSugar bringing the Old School Beats
$9.75 Kokanee jugs
Only $5 at the door
Mountain Staff in free with staff pass
Snow Industry email for guestlist

The Royal 1029 Granville St. Vancouver BC www.theroyal.ca

-word to your mother



Published On: 1/23/2008
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Published On: 12/5/2007
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 I want to personally thank everyone who made it down to The Season Opener Party. It was a-lot of fun and good to see some familiar faces.
 Big props to Westbeach for the Fashion show and The Kokanee Girls for all the photo ops. you can check out the pics at http://www.somedudesbirthday.com
 Next week we're back at it. Mountain staff and Snow Industry peeps get in free with proof of employment.

Cheers!
The Bruce



Published On: 11/27/2007
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Alright here's an update on the event...

The doors open at eight pm. Starting at 9pm and every hour on the hour, we will be giving away Westbeach bucks which can be redeemed at the Westbeach store in gastown.

The Fashion show will be at 11pm.
There will be a V.I.P. screening of the "Paint The town Red" trailer just prior to the fashion show.

The tickets will be available this Friday at the Westbeach store in gastown. They will not be available through clubvibes.com. The Advance tickets are $5.00, more at the door.

If you want to come down and have a guestlist of ten or more people I will get you in for free before 10:30.

Rock on.


Published On: 11/15/2007
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ちょっとおもしろい写真 Trick photo...
うぇ〜い!お山でヤーマン!のまぐんでーす。
もう1ヶ月前になるんだけどHeinの撮影で新潟のとある山に行った時の自分なりにはおもしろいと思った写真です
カメラカメラカメラ
2007.07.01 Sunday
Yo, wassap?? Yeah man! It’s Magun.
It’s been a month since I went shooting to the mountain in Niigata for Hein and took this tricky photo. Isn’t it funny?

こんな感じでしたーたらーったらーったらーっ
あはっ
冷や汗

RED BULL ELEVATION BMX CONTEST WHISTLER
THE REDBULL BMX ELEVATION CONTEST IS UNDERWAY...THESE GUYS ARE SICK!!! WHAT AN AWESOME EVENT!!!


お祭り! Festival!
7月1日はCANADA DAY!
日本で言うと建国記念日かな?
2007.07.03 Tuesday
It’s CANADA DAY on Jul.1st!!




ウィスラーの町の中はあり得ないくらい人だらけ。
パレードしたりお祭り騒ぎです。
In Whistler village there were so many people!
A lively parade was held and people were so excited!









“THE RED BULL ELEVATION BMX CONTEST IN WHISTLER” was held.
These guys were killing it during practice session when we saw them.


BMXの大会の『Red Bull ELEVATION』はこの日が本戦。
見に行った時はみんな公開練習してました。


みんなスゴい飛びっぷり。
All the riders were landing crazy jumps.



隣のダウンヒルのコースもヤバいすね〜。。。
たらーっ


Downhill Mountain bike is the shi*t, dude!

ペンバートン SK8パーク Pemberton SK8 Park
昨日はみんなでスケートしにペンバートンという隣町まで行ってきました〜チョキ
ウィスラーから車で30分くらいのところで、牧場やゴルフ場、農園など自然盛りだくさんのかなりのんびりした町です。
2007.07.04 Wednesday

We went skateboarding to Pemberton yesterday.
Pemberton is just 30min. north of Whistler by car and it’s a town richly
endowed with nature.
There are farms, ranches and golf courses so my impression of Pemberton is
like “an easygoing town.”



初めはローカルの子供達がいっぱいいたけど、すぐに帰ってしまったのでパークは貸し切り状態。
There were many local kids but after a while they all went home so it was
like our own private park.


パークの隣には馬が。
There were horses close by us.


ノリノリの忠
カメラ

久しぶりに外でのスケートは最高だったな〜!
いい汗かけました。

よーし!頭もすっきりしたし、ガッチリ編集に打ち込みますよ〜
ひらめき



Tadashi was excited.

It was so nice to skate board under the sun!
We worked out a sweat.

I had a nice refreshing time so I can do my best editing films now!


タカより

カナダのキャンプオブチャンピオンに6月終わりから7月頭まで参加しました。

今回はパイプよりもキッカーやレールをメインに練習したのですが天気にも恵まれて楽しく滑れました!

この後はフッドに行きます!パイプをしてなかったので不安ですが今回のカナダでスノーボードの幅が広がったので頑張れるような…?
2007.07.06 Friday
From Taka...

I joined the CAMP OF CHAMPIONS of Canada from the end of June to the beginning of July.
This time I practiced a lot of kickers and rails rather than the usual half pipes that I ride...
I had fun times and was blessed with good weather.

After this I’m heading to Mt. Hood!
I haven’t practice half pipe for a while but I can hang tough at Mt.
Hood because I learned something at the COC camp...I hope?



ハートフィルムの皆さんありがとうございました!
Thank you heart films!

リフトで見た熊の親子。

A family of bears.

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ナマステ。。。だぁは〜〜〜〜笑! Namasteeeeee!
最近ヨガにハマってましてね〜。
いい感じですよ。
皆さんもやった事ありますか?

んで、最近ロスに遊びに行った時の写真です。

2007.07.06 Friday

I’m really into Yoga lately.
Have you ever done it before?
Give it a try it’s nice.

These are the photos taken at Los Angeles when we went there.



祝10周年!10th Anniversary!!
どもです! ケイジです。
忠と2人でちょろっとスケートパークへいってきました。
コンクリートなんでちょっといつもより緊張したけど、乗ってるだけで楽しいスね。
2007.07.09 Monday
Hello, it’s Keiji.
Tadashi and I hit the skateboard park a little bit.
I felt my body tense up because of the concrete ground, so I didn’t try any tricks but I could still have fun just riding my skateboard.



まだ明るいけど夜9時すぎです。


その後はいつもお世話になっている寿司屋10周年パーティー♪
お寿司おいしかった〜!
サバ最高! ごちそうさまです。
久しぶりにみんなで朝まで飲んで楽しかったな〜!
たまに酔っぱらうのもいいですね。(笑)

It’s still so light out but it’s after 9pm.

After we hit the skateboard park we joined the party for SUSHI-YA’s 10th anniversary.
Sushi was soooo yummy!
I love mackerel! Thank you Yama-san!
We kept drinking until the morning, it was so much fun!
Getting drunk once in a while is not bad at all.



仙台のおいしい日本酒。かなり飲みやすいです。   忠のボード、heartのデザインをしているケンタ君。

Japanese sake. It’s really tasty. Heart films and Tadashi’s snowboard designer, Kenta.


忠&ノブ&マルさん。酔っぱらってますな〜。(笑)   オーナーのヤマさんもいい感じ。10周年おめでとうございます!

Tadashi&Nobu&Dice. So drunk! Yama-san is the owner here. Congratulations!


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ヤマさんこれからもおいしいお寿司をにぎってくださいね。
僕らの憩いの場をお願いします。
熱燗


Yama-san, please keep making Sushi for years!
Thank you for letting us come to your “oasis” all the time!

ウィスラーも暑い! It’s hot in Whistler!!
今日のウィスラーは暑かった〜。
だから湖に行って来たっぺぇ〜(笑)
それがさ〜チョ〜〜〜〜〜〜気持ち良いんだこれが!

メンバーはですね〜。
エディティングをしてたノブ君、ケンタ君(デザイナー)ザック(バーテンダー)
ワンコの(MAX)ジョン(何やってんだろ)あとエリック(?)
みんなで楽しく過ごさせてもらいました。
ちなみにここの場所はシークレットです。

やっぱり夏はビールがうまいですな〜。
ほんじゃ!

2007.07.11 Wednesday

Today was so hot!
We couldn’t help going to the lake on such a hot day.
It was so nice - just as I expected!

The members were me Tadashi, Nobu (Editor), Kenta (Designer),
Zack (Bartender), Max (Dog), John (I don’t know what he is doing...) and
Eric (him too).
We had a really nice time and cooled off.
By the way, the location of this lake is...a secret!

There is nothing like drinking beer in the summer!
Bye for now!



さまーきゃんぷ。 Summer Camp!
どもでーす!
今日は前にタカとサマーキャンプに撮影しにいった時の写真たちをお届けします。

2007.07.14 Saturday
Hello!
I’ll show you some photos taken when we rode at Camp of Champions.


みんなTバーを使ってパークを流します。天気もいいし最高ですな。
おてんき

T-bar for climbing up the hill... What nice weather!


今回滑った
Camp Of Champions。ジャンプ!ジャンプ!ジャンプ!

Camp of Champions. Kickers! Kickers! Kickers!


この日のタカはレールも攻めてました。
グッド

Taka was hitting the rails too on this day...


Bs720。ナイス!

Back Side 720. Nice!


タカアングル!ハーフパイプでの目線はこんな感じなんですね〜。
イヒヒ

タカの視点で見る映像は面白いですよ!
ビデオにも出ると思うのでお楽しみに。
チョキ



Taka’s point of view! This is his half pipe point of view...

It’s interesting to see what Taka’s “point of view” is like on video.

It’ll be in the DVD too.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Yui and Yuji got married in Whistler! You may know these guys from Samurai Sushi if you have ever come to Whistler...Congratulations and have an awesome life together!

The usual suspects were present with their significant others and their babies!!!

I guess its that time of year of weddings and new babies!

Take and Miki...they are living in Coquitlam right now and Miki is becoming a Shiatsu master! Take is just chillin' at their new house trying to figure things out... Take and Miki came PIMPIN' as usual...




Bell's Yuko and The Grocery Store's Bruce and their new baby Alexis.



Jamie and his son Danny...



Everyone had an awesome time during the heat wave wedding...Great food and good times were had at Spruce Grove and at Rainbow Park.

Love is in the air~~~



On a sad note~the boat was sold to a nice couple from Sechelt so no more fishing for a while...maybe I'll just have to get a bigger one for next year! Aki - Tadashi - watch out! We may become professional fisherman after snowboarding is over!




地震がありました。 Earthquake!!!
コニシです。
テレビでは地震の事ばっかりやってますね。
長野のワイの家でも揺れました。かなり。止まってる車もぐんぐん揺れてたし、電柱もぶんぶん揺れてました。でも何も落っこちたりせず無事でした。
恐かったー。
2007.07.17 Tuesday
It’s Konishi.
There was a big earthquake in Japan.
There were news update on the earthquake every minute on TV.
My house in Nagano was shaking. Even parked cars were also shaking very much and a power pole too.
Nothing fell down in my house and we were all right.
But I was so scared!

FOR SALE
1995 Chevy K2500 ext cab 4X4 PU for sale.



Seats 6. Auto. 285K. Good sled truck. Can be sold with double sled deck (separate sale). Any inquiries, please email YUHO at yuho@hotmail.com. $6000 CAN obo.

LUCA HOUSE

今年の思い出その1。。。
今年の思い出をだしてみました。
編集も、もうちょいで終わりそう(あと7時間)あとは、試写会です。
みんな楽しみにね〜。。
その2も出すから楽しみに!!!
ほんじゃ!

It's crunch time!!!
One more day left of editing and everyone has been up for 96 hours straight...The editors are fueled by Red Bull and the occasional cat nap while they wait for their files to render...We've had only a few computer crashes and minor heart attacks but other than that the film and bonuses are looking sick!!! Stay tuned to HEART TV and our blogs for updates during the off season.







Hit the gym and get ready for the winter! This ones gonna be a record year!





Published On: 11/15/2007
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This is the party to start the season off right. Don't miss out!



Published On: 11/11/2007
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Is it just me or does it seem a little cooler out these days?  I know I'm strechin but hey, can you blame me? This time of year is known for kids going back to school and the summer slowly slippin away. If you're a shred it's more of a beginning than the end. September means all the new shred flicks come out, the mags are back in circulation hyping the new gear and trends, i get another year older, and winter is that much closer.

It's at this time that i would like to announce that for another season MOUNTAIN MADNESS MONDAYS are back at the Royal Bar. The only true snow industry night run for and by the people who work in the industry. Last year there were challengers but like a champ Mountain Madness Mondays, knocked them all out. So it is here on snowboard.com that I now let you all in on a little secret.


MOUNTAIN MADNESS MONDAYS returns OCT 15th.
THE GRAND OPENING PARTY will be NOV 19th.


We are still looking for new videos and films for premieres and showings for the season.

We are also looking for companies to add to our great list of sponsors.

contact:
Bruce Shearer
778-549-5550
thebruce@manvsmachine.ca
www.theroyal.ca

 










Published On: 9/3/2007
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so here i am, in grey old london town....
 
watching the wevva radar, promising 50cm of snow this thursday in cervinia.....
 
making me think of finally sorting out something for over chrimbo.
 
i figure i had better gets me new booties!
 
having tied hockey skate laces for most of my child hood, until my hands bled.....
i figured a Boa system would do.
 
cue dribbles over Vans Fargo Focus.
 
apparently, we limies get brucey bargains over in seppolandia right now coz of quid to buck exchange rates and so i go on line and find a store that does the boots for $220! 
 
'kin A!!!!!!  they are £200 over here = $393!!!!!!
 
i could've gone into town to suss my required foot size for these beauties over the weekend...but you know.... it was wet and windy and it had been a long, tiring week, educating war mongerers on here and all..... and so i went in my lunch today.
 
cool and the gang!  found the boots, checked em out close up... more dribbling.  sort out the size of my hoof and try em on... oooooooh bay-beeeeee!
 
get back to the office dungeon, log onto the bargain store somewhere in Oregon;  my size sold out.
 
instant message them.... 'when will you restock......?'
 
answer.... '2008'
 
 
BOLLOCKS!
 
 
i guess i need to just find another store that has good prices (well prices under $390!!!!!)
 
another interesting thing tho is, my shyster gov wants tax for this that and everything!  makes me wonder if i will get a bill for taking a shi*t in the morning sometimes!
 
anyways, for stuff bought abroad if it costs more than £145, you pay VAT and customs tax;  that adds up to about 20%
 
the boots of my dreams came in at about £137  ca-ching!
 
now however......
 
BOLLOCKS!
 
so i wonder... does anyone know of a good online boot retailer?  my poor malamutes cannae survive another season.  they need their rest.
 
thank you and good night!


Published On: 12/6/2006
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Whether it is on the hill, in the water, or dressed up like a bunch of Frenchmen on the dance floor at Garf's, the riders that film with Whiteout are always shredding it up. It's pretty cool that the crew of riders are all really good friends with one another, and not just a crew randomly put together that have to hang out. I swear I talk to all these guys on a daily basis just to make sure I don't put up anything too inappropriate on the blog. I have some pretty unclassy stuff of Mr Pelchat. Anyways,here are a couple of shredding shots from our enormous digital photography archive sent via satellite via the world wide web. The first one is EEro ripping it up at Trestles down in So Cal, and the second one is a sweet handplant by Benji (Bruce) at our Copper Mountain shoot back in May. The last photo is the all of the shredders(Renczy,Eero,Bruce,Reno B, Matt and J-man) chillidoggin' after the park Session down in Colorado. Thanks again to Copper for hookin' it up. Peace!

Published On: 11/23/2006
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Famous quote from newly knighted Michael James Rencz the First- "What indeed is wrong with being awesome???......Nothing!!" In response to this age-old quote,here are a few Awesome photos from the Whiteout crew. This first one is awesome simply because of Mikey's white pants. Our scientists have confirmed this theory so that ends any further discussion Next we have Renczy with his Awesome new "lion" look with Benji, who if you read the earlier post got called the Bruce Willis of snowboarding by a stripper. Awesome by all accounts This last photo of Kale is Awesome all the way through, from his sick new car to the classy yet serious pose on the hood. Be on the lookout for Kale towing his brand new the new Polaris 1100 behind this bad boy this winter. We will now end today's awesome blog with a final conclusion from the esteemed scientist Marty Sampsonite-The Blog is Awesome!

Published On: 11/22/2006
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Last Year, a girl told Benji that he is the Bruce Willis of snowboarding. We consulted with Marty and our other scientists to figure out what this bold statement meant, and concluded that Benji is simply awesome, like Bruce in all of the Die Hard movies. Benji has been filming with Whiteout for a couple of years and can shred it up in the backcountry like a maniac. The crazy thing about Benji is that he loves shredding, but definitely has tons of other stuff going on in his life and is always out of whistler any chance he gets. This past fall, he made surf trips to Tavarua and Mexico and dropped in on his biggest waves yet. Also,since he is the unofficial King of Mount Tremblant where he grew up, he is often back there every fall for hunting season. The picture's below show off that Benji is a real man, just like Bruce Willis, so it turns that stripper's statement was dead on. The first photo is with a prized buck, and our scientist Marty has confirmed that it is indeed a male deer. The second one is Benji with his brother Manu and William, and a bunch of dead ducks. Seeing these photos of duck gets me thinking about one of our favorite late night spots Tsu Hang Village, where they serve a great BBQ'ed duck. Yumcity!! Anyways, Benji will be back in Whistler here shortly to shred up some early season pillows and pow. Benji shreds for Rossignol Snowboards, 32 Boots, Etnies, Billabong, Dakine, Empire Antipasto Restaurant in St Jovite, Greygoose Vodka and Motts Clamato Juice.

Published On: 11/20/2006
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INAUGURAL "ARBY’S® ACTION SPORTS AWARDS" TO PREMIERE ON FOX, SUNDAY, DECEMBER 10
 
X Games Champion Travis Pastrana Nominated Four Times;
Olympic Gold Medalist Shaun White Up For Three Awards;
Olympians Hannah Teter, Gretchen Bleiler and Lindsey Jacobellis Compete for Female Snowboarder of the Year

Fans to Begin Voting Online Now at
www.fuel.tv
 
The top action sports performances of the year will be honored at the inaugural Arby’s® Action Sports Awards presented by FUEL TV, airing nationally on FOX, Sunday, December 10. The ceremony will bring together the biggest names in skateboarding, snowboarding, surfing, BMX, freestyle motocross and more along with dozens of celebrities from across the entertainment spectrum for one star-studded, high-flying show!
 
FMX star Travis Pastrana received four nominations following his double backflip performance at this summer’s X Games. Jamie Bestwick, one of the top BMX vert riders in the world, also received four nominations. Shaun White is up for three awards coming off his Olympic Gold Medal and Winter X Games Gold Medal snowboard runs. Lindsey Jacobellis contends for Female Snowboarder of the Year with fellow Olympians Hannah Teter and Gretchen Bleiler. The competition continues out of the water for surfers Andy and Bruce Irons, Kelly Slater, Rob Machado, Sofia Mulanovich, Rochelle Ballard and Chelsea Georgeson, among other top pros.
 
“Being nominated for one award would be special, but four awards is truly unbelievable,” said Pastrana. “I’ve had just an amazing year and to be recognized by the industry is an honor.”
 
Winners will be determined by the combination of fan balloting and a panel of expert judges, then announced during taped ceremonies on November 30. FOX will air the show nationally on December 10, at 2:30 PM ET/PT or 4:30 PM ET/PT either preceding or following local NFL coverage that afternoon (check local listings). FUEL TV, the only 24/7 network dedicated to the lifestyle of action sports, is hosting online voting now for fans and viewers at www.fuel.tv.
 
"FOX Sports is happy to be working in conjunction with our brethren at FUEL to bring the Arby's Action Sports Awards to the entire country," said FOX Sports President Ed Goren. "Action sports are growing in popularity every year, and this show highlights the best of the best."
 
The Arby’s Action Sports Awards is produced by Future Mainstream Productions and the award-winning team of Bob Bain and Mike Burg, veterans of such events as the "Nickelodeon Kid’s Choice Awards" and the "Teen Choice Awards." FUEL TV is supporting the event with its signature red carpet series "Blue Carpet Special," a special preview show premiering November 6, and will re-telecast the Arby’s Action Sports Awards throughout December.
 
"The growth and popularity of action sports is at an all-time high and it is time to honor such amazing feats as Shaun White’s Olympic Gold Medal and Travis Pastrana’s double backflip at the X Games," said Bain. "Not only do children aspire to be the next Pastrana or White, but the music and entertainment industries have a true affinity for these sports, so we look forward to putting together a memorable event for viewers."
 
Arby’s has signed on to be the presenting sponsor and other major sponsors include Jeep®, Activision and Nike. "Through this event, we’ve been able to create an unprecedented integrated marketing platform to reach the highly sought-after male 14-34 demo in the fourth quarter," said Burg. "For a creative and aggressive marketer, the opportunities to work with the show are endless"
 
"This was a fantastic opportunity for us to partner with a brand new awards program that recognizes young athletes for extraordinary talents," said Debra Mager, Senior Vice President of National Advertising, Arby’s Restaurant Group, Inc. "These kids take risks and excel at being different, which is something we at Arby’s have always prided ourselves on."
 
A panel of industry experts nominated the top athletes in 20 different categories. Many of the awards are sport and gender specific such as Skateboarder of the Year (male and female) and FMX Rider of the Year. Achievements that transcend the genre have been nominated in categories such as Rider of the Year, Huevos Grande and Performance of the Year.

Go to www.fuel.tv to vote now!


Published On: 11/14/2006
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Wow!

Thanks you so much to everyone who made it out to the launch party last night. You made it a great night.

Let's recap shall we!

"Wear it Well" showcased some amazing riding and talent and got everybody stoked for the upcoming season.

Dj Abel spun an amazing mix of hip hop, funk and dancehall.

Everybody went home with some new gear thanks to our amazing sponsors Snowboard.com, DUB, Shark Energy, blacktopgurrilas.com, 4DPmedia and White Out-Films

The Sasquatch finished off 12! That's right 12 beer bongs and was still standing. He's in his cave sleeping it off right now.

Pictures will be up later in our gallery

If you missed it don't worry, every Monday Night at The Royal Bar in Vancouver is Mountain Madness Mondays

Get on the guest list
http://snowboard.colonies.com/events/ViewEvent.aspx?eventID=80&token=1498392D7DB5E3124A0E3F653EF28494


****It snowed on Cypress Today!****
-The Bruce


 


Published On: 10/24/2006
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http://www.flickr.com/photos/robindesbois/

http://brucebennet.blogspot.com/


Published On: 9/22/2006
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I don't know what happened to previous blog from yesterday. Mabye I saved it incorrectly, who knows. Today, more clarity, not a great deal more, but some more. A flickering candle.  I might have spoken to spoke. Just wait a minute. Oh, back to being confused. No, its a "crisis" .I have to hit the gym, I am feeling a little pudgy right now. I jammed up toes pretty badly week and I am still feeling it. I am probably going end going to movie tonight. I think Zach Braff is a pretty cool actor. I think I'm going to go see that movie. I really enjoyed Garden State. It was good, very good. I ended watching the a movie last night. The Last Boyscott, with Bruce Willis and Damon Wayans. It was pretty solid. Before that I went out with my dawg PK, for some dessert and entertaining conversation. That put my in a better mood, better mindframe, mindset. I guess laughter is the best medicine. I can't think of anything that I really did yesterday that was groundbreaking. I worked on some ideas for scripts, just joted down some random thoughts. Who knows, its a evolutionary process that is going to take its time.


Published On: 9/15/2006
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Where Have all the Real Men Gone?

About ten years ago a horrible rumor started that changed how men and women acted for the worst. It was so bad that sub-cultures were spawned and television will never be the same again. What vicious lie was so bad that it affected not only our sexual relationships but also the world as we know it? This simple statement: Women like sensitive males.

Now, you may ask yourself what is so bad about being a sensitive male. You even consider yourself one. But as a woman I am here to let you know that the time of sensitivity has passed. Every woman I know has dated her share of caring men, those who will ask about your feelings and cry on your shoulder during every movie you see. And every woman has dumped that guy in favor of the Marlboro man who screws anybody with tits. Why? Because if we wanted sensitive wed all be lesbians and to hell with men. But alas, some of us still crave cock. So in an effort to help rehabilitate the sensitive male into a man women will actually want to have sex with here are some helpful tips.

    1. Dont ever refer to yourself as Metrosexual again, unless you want your date to vomit in your lap.
    2. Dont ever cry at a movie. If you start you might end up seeing your girl leaving with the jackass who was telling you to shut the hell up from three rows back. In fact the only time its ok to cry is when your dog dies, or the Seahawks win the Superbowl.
    3. Dont refer to something as cute, even if its your girlfriend. Cute is a word that older women made up to sound more like the sixteen year old girl that every guy wants to f*ck. And unless you want to come off sounding like a sixteen-year-old girl and run the risk of a gang-bang in county lock-up, dont use cute.
    4. Looks matter. If she says she loves you for what is on the inside, then why is she blowing Juan the hot Latino waiter in the bathroom of your favorite restaurant? You dont have to look like Vin Diesel, but dont show up looking like you let your mom pick your clothes either. Just take a little time to reflect on the greats, John Wayne (In any role he played), Sean Connery (As James Bond), Bruce Willis (Mmmmm sorry), and dress accordingly. Forget shopping at the mall anymore, just throw on jeans and that T-shirt you got blood all over in the pit at a Casualties show and ring my bell.
    5. Attitude. No, Im not saying two snaps and a hand on the hip. I mean Male attitude. Youve got balls so let em hang. When a girl asks you where you want to eat, dont ask her where she wants to go, make the damn decision yourself. Nothing says hot man flesh like a guy who knows what he wants and is not afraid to tell you what it is. And if she doesnt like your idea of steak at the Acrop, give me a call.
    6. SEX SEX SEX!!! In the bedroom real men take control. Screw female domination. Pull my hair, smack my ass, call me a whore and Ill suck your cock till the wife comes home.

So men, its time to stand up, push out your chest, and declare in a resounding voice "I am a heterosexual male and I demand to be treated as the sex pig that I am." Now go out and knock the first woman you see over the head with a club and drag her back to the cave (just remember to drag them by the hair or else they fill up with rocks). Make her cook you dinner barefoot then engage in sexual acts that would make a Scottish sheep blush and in the morning kick her ass out. In short, stop being such a god damn pussy!



Published On: 9/2/2006
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Yeah, I'm Chinese and what?
Yeah, you know who this is, Jin
Let me tell you this
The days of the pork fried rice and the chicken wings
coming to your house by me is over

[Chorus]
Ya'll gonna learn Chinese
Ya'll gonna learn Chinese
Ya'll gonna learn Chinese
When the pumps come out, ya'll gon' speak Chinese

Ya'll gonna learn Chinese
Ya'll gonna wanna be Chinese (Fai dee chow ah!)
Ya'll gonna learn Chinese
When the pumps go off, ya'll gon' speak Chinese

Go f*ck with your head man
I know a bunch of crypts that love red man
Blood book in New York man things done change
Stop, the chinks be all over the game
This ain't Bruce Lee, ya'll watch too much TV
This is a game of death when I aim for your chest
Too much sex got me seeing slow motion
Eyes barely open with a roach roastin'
And your girl, she loves the gin motion
Rub it on her body like body shop lotion
What's the commotion, you never seen me? (ngaw)
The original chinky eye emcee
You don't want to step to the army
And Double-R rank refugee
And the battle of the gun gonna make you speak
another language
And amigo I ain't talking about Spanish

Ya'll gonna learn Chinese [wyclef: ladies]
Ya'll gonna wanna be Chinese [wyclef: fellas]
[Jin: umm hay ahh!]
Ya'll gonna learn Chinese
When the pumps go off, ya'll gon' speak Chinese

Ya'll gonna learn Chinese
Ya'll gonna wanna be Chinese
Fai dee chow ah!
Ya'll gonna learn Chinese
When the pumps go off, ya'll gon' speak Chinese

This one goes out to those that order four chicken wings
And pork fried rice and throw dice
In the hood, you think this is all good?
Till the cowboys roam through like Clint Eastwood

I wish you would come to Chinatown
Get lost in town, end up in the lost in found
Eyewitnesses, you must be crazy
We don't speak English, we speak Chinese
And the only po-po we know is the pigs on the hook out by the window
Every time they harass me, I wanna explode
We should ride the train for free, we built the railroads

I ain't ya 50 Cent, I ain't ya Enimem
I ain't ya Jigga Man, I'm a Chinaman
Ginseng in the palm of my hand
She looks surprised when she saw it in the palm of her hands
You know what's next? Safe sex
I'll be damned if I sleep in the flesh with the insect

[Hook]

(Woman singing)
[Jin: dee caw chong hu teng ah! wei da co deen wah bi ngo la.]
Mr. Jin, you are the sexist man
Mr. Jin, I love the way you do your things [Jin: zhan hay?]
Mr. Jin, you are the sexist man
Mr. Jin, I love the way you do your things [daw che]

[Jin]
The moral of the story is
Don't judge a book by its cover
I know you think he's fam, but he's really undercover
I saw his name on the affidavit
It was written in Chinese and this is what he said:
[yee can tong yan chan coon hay yung chu sau so]
Bring about some local hooligans and thugs so
Catch them at midnight when they close the shop up
Reading the Ten Commandments, cooking up hecka
Biggie Small posters are all over the walls
If they think you'd save me the bullet, it's over ya'll
Me, I'm just Jin just doing my thang
Just doing my thang, just doing my thang
["chong sau caw tum may tew chek mu"]
Why is there beef everywhere I go?
I'm drunk screaming, can't we all get along
My ladies with the thongs, my thugs with the firearms

Ya'll gonna learn Chinese [Wyclef: all the ghetto]
Ya'll gonna learn Chinese [Wyclef: all the suburb]
Ya'll gonna learn Chinese
When the pumps come out, ya'll gon' speak Chinese.
[Wyclef: Refugees]

Ya'll gonna learn Chinese
Ya'll gonna learn Chinese [Jin speaking Chinese: fai dee chow ah]
Ya'll gonna learn Chinese
When the pumps come out, ya'll gon' speak Chinese

(Woman singing) [jin: uh huh. oh]
[Jin: dee caw chong hu teng ah! wyclef! wei da co deen wah bi ngo la.]
Mr. Jin, you are the sexist man [ruff ryderz]
Mr. Jin, I love the way you do your things [Jin: zhan hay?)]
Mr. Jin

[Wyclef]
The game will never be the same [Jin: wan yeen luh]
Double-R refugees [Jin: fan ok luh]
First Chinese rapper [chu tow]
First asian rapper [ jin: wyclef!... Refugees]
yo g wutup
you got one right here man
[dee tong yan ka]
[wan yeen luh]
[wan yeen luh]


Published On: 7/21/2006
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News and stuff: Free Metal!
By: ISDesign


May 29th, 2006

Last week was a bit of a Hip Hop fest here on the furious blog so Today I present "Metal Monday". Enjoy bangers!

Black Sabbath is hands down the best heavy metal band of all time. Its science. If you don't know this fact you're an idiot. Click here for a treat.

Smokie quote: "You know you can't type when backspace is your dirtiest key".

Yesterday was Tadashi day. I Skated, ate dinner and drank coldies with T Mang and his entourage. He's pretty much the modern day Bruce Lee.



Published On: 5/29/2006
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My Blog: FFTWF
By: gymfan90


i havent written in here all week. pah anyways the week was boring except for i think it was wendsday wen we made lotion and ted spilled our stuff before we could add water to actually make it lotion so me n shayna put water on the table n made our own lotion hah, and thursday- ted n ashley go out! =] awl there so cutee! and i had gymnastics, blahh i cant believe im quitting foreal like idk wat im gonna do. ill proly do it mass over the summer like 5 days a week or something like last summer but wen the yr starts, gosh i dont no ill be really bored!
i talked to julia and she chilled in clifton last weekend wen she was in town n met sarah u. n jimmy and she nos like mass ppl i do! its crazyy. yesterday some of the band ppl stayed at school cuz we werent gonna get community service for goin early so we just didnt, we went at 4, me carly mariah katie n reed and ya that was cool, hah it was fun messin with people. and blah at like 11 bruce asked me n my mom to go back to clark and help unload the truck so we did, ugh i was so tired.

7:15 newport, stick it, be there <3


Published On: 4/29/2006
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Well the seasons over, as I type im on a ghetto as greyhound bus or should I say “coach”, with drew and curb heading for Vancouver, jess is also on the bus with a bunch of people she lived at the hostel with on there way to whistler, were not going as we cant be fagged with pro hoe infested expensive whistler. Any ways last week of season was just insane, we had no snow for the 3 weeks before hand and then for the last week it just puked! 57cm in 7days, it was some of the best ridding iv had all season! Nice light pow pow every where and the mountain was sooo quiet as every ones over the snow by that time of season all the locals have started wakeboarding and what not! Silly buggers! Had the last day of season off, Monday the 17th made the mistake of going out ridding with a few Canadians from up stairs, now lets put it this way out of the 5 people in the house 2 got what the call golden tickets, basically when they have little comps at big white the day before they have scouts in the park looking for riders and if you throw down to there standard you get invited to be in the comp so yeah this house of crazy Canadians was rather on to it as far as ridding goes! So we start the morning by heading out to the drops in the black forest, (ref. New picture in gallery of ‘Bruce Lee’) good times good snow good riders, then will slips out and smashes his thumb which he has only just regained movement in after breaking it earlier in the season, but wants to rip for the last day so keeps on going, few more runs now its park time, okay 60ft plus booters not quite my thing, so really im ridding with the wrong crew, wills throwing 5’s on the steep up and less dropping nose butter 7’s I stick to my 20 – 30ft hits thanks, nothing overly exciting on the kicks just your stander crappy 1’s and what not, iv been getting front side 3’s but not quite perfect so il keep them out of the park for a lil bit. But on the up box managed to get a nice front side nose press to back side 1 out, good times! And the flat-up-flat rail now who ever invented this rail needs a kick its bloody hard, think about how hard ridding kinks are let alone when there going up! Then just a few back side board slides on the battle ships. So sorry guys with the events this season such as breaking my collar bone, and the fact that we get fresh snow almost every 2-4 days park ridding just wasn’t on the cards! So im not coming home dropping like JP – sorry Ko! Mike had a good season and is staying in Kelowna for a bit with a guy he worked with who has a Malibu WakeSetter so he should have a fun week, the Hawaii and home back to Natty P, he also got his freestyle level one instructors which is awesome! But when it comes down to it in 3 days im going to be at a J5 concert so gives a damm what mikes up to!! Should be good to be in vancouver with a city boy for a few days drews got a similar attitude to city’s as my self, likes to just roll round looking a buildings and the city’s personality so should be great, hear comes another million photos! Wow after this trip im almost going to need a bigger harddrive! That’s about all from me for now were almost in Vancouver so il post again when something amazingly super fantastically cool happens! DubH

Published On: 4/19/2006
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