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Last Spring, we announced our first ever all-girl board test, and 8 snowboard companies offered us boards for our first ever Fun-O-Meter board test. We took the boards out with groups of girls in Aspen/Snowmass, CO and Hunter, NY to try them out on varied terrain and conditions. What were we looking for? Fun!

Check out our full board test to see which boards sucked, and which women's boards won the Super Fun Seal of Approval!

http://www.shredbetties.com/gear/boardtest

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survey

 

 

L A S T:
01. Last Cigarette: never.
02. Last kiss: like a month ago
03. Last Cry: don't remember.
04. Last Library Book Checked Out: kite runner?
05. Last Movie Seen In a Theater: alvin and the chipmunks.
06. Last Book: kite runner.
07. Last Cuss Word Uttered: shi*t.
08. Last Beverage Drank: milk.
09. Last Food Consumed: pasta.
10. Last time drunk: new years eve
11. Last TV Show Watched: fresh prince.
12. Last Time Showered: yesterday.
13. Last Shoes Worn: chucks.
14. Last CD played: viva la cobra.
15. Last Soda Drank: today.
16. Last Thing Written: yesterday. names.
17. Last Words Spoken: dumbass.
18. Last Annoyance: gary
19. Last Time Scolded Someone: i don't know.
20. Last Web Site Visited: the fashion spot.
21. Last Movie you watched: uh a walk 2 remember [my fav]
22. Last movie you bought: 300 and some other ones.
23. Last song you listened to: viva la white girl.
24. Last bought CD: don't remember.
25. Last person that called you: Gary
26. Last person you were thinking of: Jon
27. Last friend you made: people in class.

B O D Y:
01. Piercings: ears.
02. Tattoos: none.
03. Height: 5'1".
04. Shoe size: seven or eight.
05. Hair color: black roots and brown hair. need redying.
06. Tan or white: dark.

T R U E * O R * F A L S E :
01. You have a crush on someone: somewhat.
02. You wish you could live somewhere else: true.
03. You thought about suicide: true.
04. You believe in online dating: true
05. You want more Piercings: true.
06. You drink: true.
07. You do drugs: true
08. You smoke: false.
09. You like cleaning: false.
10. You like roller costers: true
11. You write in cursive: false.

F - O - R * O - R * A - G - A - I - N - S - T:
01. Long distance relationships?: if there willing to travel ...for
02. Teenage smoking: whatever.
03. Doing drugs: for
04. Driving drunk: against.
05. Soap operas: against.
06. Someone uses someone for his or her goodies: against.
07. Gay rights: for.
08. Current War: against.

H - A - V - E * Y - O - U :
01. Ever cried over a female/male: yeahs.
02. Ever lied to someone: yes.
03. Ever been in a fistfight: yes.
04. Ever been arrested: no.

W - H - A - T :
01. Shoes do you wear: chucks.
02. What are you scared of: lots of stuff
03. Whats your favorite flower: lillies

N - U - M - B - E - R :
01. Of times you have been deeply in love: 1
02. Of times you have had your heart broken? 5
03. Of hearts you have broken: 1
04. Of drugs taken? 1
05. Of people you consider your enemies? zero.
06. Of scars on your body? more then five.
07. Of things in your past that you regret? 5

 

xoxo-brianne

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Robot Boy

Mr. and Mrs. Smith had a wonderful life.
They were a normal, happy husband and wife.
One day they got news that made Mr. Smith glad.
Mrs. Smith would be a mum,
which would make him the dad!
But something was wrong with their bundle of joy.
It wasn't human at all,
it was a robot boy!
He wasn't warm and cuddly
and he didn't have skin.
Instead, there was a cold, thin layer of tin!
There were wires and tubes sticking out of his head.
He just lay there and stared,
not living or dead.
The only time he seemed alive at all
was with a long extension cord
plugged into the wall.
Mr. Smith yelled at the doctor
"What have you done to my boy?
He's not flesh and blood
he's aluminium alloy!"
The doctor said gently,
"What i'm going to say
will sound pretty wild.
But you're not the father
of this strange-looking child.
You see, there is still some question
about the child's gender,
but we think that it's father
is a microwave blender."
The Smith's lives were now filled
with misery and strife.
Mrs. Smith hater her husband,
and he hated his wife.
He never forgave her unholy alliance:
a sexual encounter
with a kitchen appliance.
And Robot Boy
grew to be a young man.
Though he was often mistaken
for a garbage can.

                                     - Tim Burton

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I have a friend named [K].[E].[L].[L].[Y]
Kelly is an amazing person.
She's sweet, nice, kind, cute, adorable, gorgeous, huggable, friendly, helpful, caring, unique.
She's the closest any guy would ever get to perfect.
Kelly found a boy.
To her, this boy was p.e.r.f.e.c.t.
All she ever wanted and more.
She fell in love with this boy.
Seemingly, this boy fell in love with her.
But this boy was not asperfect as he seemed.
My dear friend got her heartrippedout.
By the boy she thought was perfect.
He found "someone else."
Who he has only known for three days.
To me, Kelly is the perfect girl for him.
She's the perfect girl for anyone.
Soon enough he'll realize this, too.
But by then, it'll be too late.
She will have moved on.
And where will he be?
[.Alone.]
[.And.]
[.Kelly-less.]
Just because she had her computer taken away for two weeks.
.Two.Weeks.
Shallow much?
Cruel Hearted much?
Insensitive much?
...
A word from the wise for the soon to bebroken hearted.
Realize.
Kelly was meant for you.
You were meant for Kelly.
That is the way it is supposed to be.

"'One can never miss...
         ....what one has never had.'
But having it and losing it....
Is even harder than not having it at all."

Another not-so-happily-ever-after ending.
Boy meets girl.
Boy likes girl.
Girl likes boy.
Boy tells girl he loves her.
Girl tells boy she loves him.
Boy meets another girl.
Boy likes other girl.
Boy puts girl'sheart through blender.

*Just because it's romance doesn't mean it wont hurt.*

[//Side Note:] I did not/do not/never will want this to happen. Hopefully you'll realize sooner than I think. [End Side Note\\]

[ . E . ] - [ . D . ] - [ . I . ] - [ . T . ] : :
Dear, remember. I am still neutral.
I just felt the need to put out what was on my mind.
This is inNO WAY some sort of attack on you.
I don't do that kind of stuff.
Just......Think about what I am saying to you.
Think about how much Kelly has been there for you.
How much she's been through for you.
And you're just going to toss that aside??
I KNOW you're better than that.
Just try to remember it.

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ok.....i'm a swwimsuit superduper model from Chicago, California. I know they're not in the same state but that's a long story. Wanna hear it? Well here we go. In 1996 I was Arnold schwarzenegger and then i got my sex change because my pecs (boobs) were tooo firm and didn't have enough bounce. Also, I couldn't cross my legs because there was something in the way. So i cut them off myself and let the doctors clean up the blood and stuff. Funny story, my spleen fell out during the process and i tried to stuff it back but to no avail. So i threw it in a blender and mixed in some milk and drank that son of a ***** and to this day i still cannot filter my blood without a dialysis. SO yeah...sorry no drinking there. BUt back to my old story. My voice suddenly went real high after my own personal "operation" and i lost a lot of muscle from watching CNN. As for the Chicago, California thing um...well...I lied....I live in Detroit. That was more of a desparate pick up line because i haven't had any since world war 2. so yeah that's my history. Interested? Well sure you are because you read this thing whole monologue thing. Oh! and in case ur wondering if the sex change has effected my lovemaking...think again...i've done both sides of the fence

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My fish died today. Thats right. i have fish. bought them yesterday. They swim in an old blender and "someone" (not me) over-fed them. Tommorow i will pick up Carl 2, and some rocks to cover the blades.

no one told me there was a pet shop in whistler. this means i could of brought my chamealon.....too late.

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THERE you god damn picture/mugshot mongrels! That should be enough to keep you busy for a while. I'll have some decent shots up in a while. Sorry none of them have snow or boardage in them...they were all taken today...except for that one where it looks like my face picked a fight with a blender...and lost. Catch ya in a while peeps, peace out.

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At times it takes great lengths before you realize to give up. And when you have to give up something that really means a lot to you, something you care about and love, it hurts. Perhaps it was only an attraction... an addiction, and of coarse all along I knew it was only hazardous to my mental, emotional and physical health, but I continued to probe myself with agony only to be spun around in a blender and, nanoseconds later, spit out on my ass. Yes, for all the things I would do... the countless hours I was there... I received disrespect in return. I was hurt, but now I have finally realized it is time to give up.

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tRUTHZINE is out now. Issue #3
we only printed 1000 issues.
Ari Marcropolus photos, Peter Line interview, the Good Life interview, TJ Schneider in San Francisco, Japan and New Zealand photo essays. Neil Blender art. random photos that are good. 68 pages of sweetness. Email me and get your copy. $5 canadian will get you one of the last copies available.

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If you are at my profile wondering who the hell I am..I go by another screen name as well...meee31. So if you went by either profile I probably checked out yours too. Anyways, I am board as sh*t and want to see what its like to put a rat in a blender...(not serious...no one reads this sh*t anyways). So I am going to leave you with thinking that I am one sick f*cked up dude and get back to playing army....wait...oh yeah..I am in the army...sh*t.

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