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Alien Snowboards t-shirts are now available at :
Alien Snowboards Zazzle Shop
We will add more designs soon, we are starting out with the Alien Snowboards I Love Snow design. Check it out.

Published On: 11/17/2009
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Alien Snowboards is looking for distributors and/or salesreps for the US. If you are interested, sen an email for more details : info@aliensnowboards.com



Published On: 10/6/2009
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Hey all !

The graphics of this seasons board can be seen at our website : Alien Snowboards website
They are being finalized this week. So very soon we will have them :)





Published On: 2/4/2009
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Hey all !

The graphics of this seasons board can be seen at our website : Alien Snowboards website
They are being finalized this week. So very soon we will have them :)





Published On: 2/4/2009
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Good news ! We are getting a small production out for this winter.
The model is totally new and it's called "Don't Mess with Alien".
It's a twintip, 154 and 157.

Will soon post pics of the new boards that are in the production.
In about 2-3 weeks I will have pics of the new boards.

Also we changed our website Alien Snowboards



Published On: 1/26/2009
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Hello all fans out there !

We just started a facebook page. Check it out here :
Alien Snowboards at Facebook

We will very soon give out more news about the future production of our boards,

Thanks,
Jari / Alien



Published On: 12/14/2008
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Hey all !

We got some contacts for new places to manufacture our boards at.
Thank you for all our fans out there for waiting for us the get back out there with new boards. It seems that we will have some boards back out there for the 09/10 season.

While waiting for that check out the Alien Custom Hoodies website at http://www.alien.fi/

Thanks,
Jari / Alien Snowboards



Published On: 11/9/2008
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Full Name:  John David Scarth
Location:  Whistler BC
Favorite Quote:  It's all about goodtimes!!
Equipment you shoot with: Nikon Body and lenses,, Alien Bees Flashes



What you can never leave the house without:
Can't leave the house without my wallet because standing around costs money in whistler

Favorite drink of choice:
Beers if it's mellow and Rye ginger when it's messy

Best thing to spend your last $5 on:
4 bowls of Kimchi hot bowl noodle,, salty carbs oh so good

If you could have anything right now, what would it be:
  A Lion or a Tiger and if not a Bear

Favorite artist/photographer:
That's a tough one but probably Kevin Zacher or Cole Barash

 

So how's life as the new photo editor at SBC?
Life is definitely good working with SBC, Working for a mag is something I've hoped for since I was a wee boy.  When I found out that I did get the job there was a few days of disbelief that it was for real and then my head swelled and I knew I was officially rad.

What was it like when you finally got told that you are now working at SBC?
This season I did the most travelling I have yet for sure.  Being able to travel with your friends and call it work is still kind of strange.  It was a great season and I hope to do it all again next year.

You've been on the road a lot, how's that?
Travelling in India was awe inspiring, anywhere you look there's an epic photo waiting to be taken.  Getting around and communicating is really easy which makes it that much better.

How did you like travelling around in India?
One of the best parts of travelling this year would have to be visiting the Taj Mahal.  It's something that has to be seen in person since no photo or words can do it justice, truly amazing!! 

Do you have any stories about the best and worst moments of travelling this year?
You have to go with the flow when you travel so any bad moments usually turn rad pretty quick.

You must see a lot of young photographers sending you their photos, any tips for them?
It's been really cool to have young photogs send me there shots and as for tips I just tell them to try new things and be aware of some golden rules.

Anyone this year that is blowing you away behind the lens?
There have been a few photogs that have definitely impressed me this year but you'll have to check out the mag to see their work first hand and judge for yourself.

What new riders do you think are making a big splash in 2008?
Andrew Geeves and Seb Toots have been on a tear this season.  I think they're both going to have a lot coming out next season as far as photos and video parts.

What trend in 2008 do you see us regretting in the future?
All trends are ones that are usually regretted and I try not to pay attention.  Being conscious of Global warming and how you can help out is a trend that won't be regretted though.


What do you think of the Whistler snowboard scene?
The Whistler scene can be like high school if you want it to or it can be amazing.  Depending on the person it can be good or bad.  I've been having a great time here for years and I plan on continuing to do so. Bottom line is that people all end up here for one reason, the mountains not the scene.

Do you still get to go out and shoot as much as you like?
Ya I've been able to shoot as much as I did before so nothing's changed as far as that.

Anything important coming up that we should know about?
I'm turning 29 this summer which should be pretty rad, want to come to my party?

Where can we see your work?
Snowboard Canada is the best place but just check photo credit and it might be mine somewhere else as well

Thanks, any shout outs?
Thanks to my wife Dawn, Family and friends and anyone I've met along the way.  Good times had.



Published On: 5/6/2008
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The Superman Mythos

by Thyroros

The term superman first entered into modern usage through the writings of Friedrich Nietzsche. This late nineteenth-century German philosopher was vehemently anti-Christian and never tired of condemning the faith as weak, absurd, even detrimental to human development. While Hitler admired him, and the Nazis are said to have made use of some of his ideas, Nietzsche did not actually share their racist and anti-Semitic views. (1) Thus it is not entirely incongruous that two young Jewish men from Cleveland, Ohio would have adopted the term for their own use. While many assume Superman is merely a work of science fiction, I do not believe this to be the case. I too grew up amid all the movies (the first film starring Christopher Reeve came out the year after I was born), cartoons, and TV shows, believing the Man of Steel to be nothing more than a slightly stale and out-dated comic book hero. However, after watching various episodes of Smallville, a very different interpretation of the American icon began to impress itself upon me.

As nonsensical or offensive as some people might think this to be, the tale of Superman represents an allegory of another well-known supernatural, extra-terrestrial being: Satan.

Before delving into some of the more specific correlations, and often glaring similarities, between these two legendary immortals, there is an important point which needs to be made regarding the nature of angels. Angels are extra-dimensional and other-worldly travellers who make infrequent appearances throughout the Bible and other related texts. They usually do not have wings, and they almost always appear just like men. The Seraphim and Cherubim are the only two celestial orders consistently described in the Bible which bear wings. While most angeaologies consider both orders to be angels, the highest orders in fact, neither the Old nor New Testaments refer to them as such. But this is really just a semantic argument that needn't be fully addressed here. Anyway, the English word angel is derived from the Greek angelos which simply means messenger, as does the Hebrew mal'ach, which is used in the Torah, the prophets, and other Hebrew writings. (2) These terms can be used to indicate human or divine beings. Many times the humans with whom angels communicate are not even aware of it until the supernatural visitors perform some act obviously beyond the capability of mere mortals. After closely examining all the Biblical references, I was forced to conclude that there is no overwhelming distinction between angels and what modern mythology refers to as aliens. Both are extra-terrestrial, and both seem to exhibit powers and/or technology beyond what might traditionally be considered human. Now, Satan, if standard Christian doctrine is correct, is a fallen angel, while Kal-El, or Superman, is a stranded, immigrant alien.

Objections may arise as angels are said to dwell in heaven while aliens inhabit the supposedly innumerable worlds located in the vast reaches of space. But again, the only difference between the concepts of heaven and space lie in the minds of people who refuse to acknowledge the simple facts. Both exist above and outside the earth, and both are impossible to visit for the majority of living human beings on this planet. Even now, after thirty-some years of manned space-flight, it still requires the pinnacle of human technology, and the availability of monumental resources, to even consider such undertakings. We haven't been to the moon in over thirty years according to official sources. Moreover, space remains extremely dangerous. It is a notoriously hostile environment; the slightest mistake or malfunction can bring about instantaneous death for even the most well-trained astronaut. So, heavenly realms and intergalactic space, not that different, right? Okay then, hopefully that matter is settled, and we can move on to Krypton.

As most of us know, Kal-El's homeworld, Krypton, was completely obliterated due to a nuclear reaction at its core, which resulted in the infant Kryptonian's emergency flight to earth. Now, some theorize that the asteroid belt in our solar system was created when a large, terrestrial planet located between Mars and Jupiter (often referred to as Astera/Astara) exploded some time in the past. (3) It's possible that this same cataclysm was also responsible for the destruction of the Red Planet's atmosphere and its civilization. Satan may also be connected with Mars and Astera, depending on one's interpretation of certain Old Testament books such as Ezekiel. Ezekiel states in chapter 28, verse 14 that the former anointed cherub, Satan, "walked up and down in the midst of the stones of fire". It's not a very far stretch of the imagination to connect "the stones of fire" with planets. Please examine the following verses for more details:

Ezekiel 28:15-17 15 Thou wast perfect in thy ways from the day that thou wast created, till iniquity was found in thee. 16 By the multitude of thy merchandise they have filled the midst of thee with violence, and thou hast sinned: therefore I will cast thee as profane out of the mountain of God: and I will destroy thee, O covering cherub, from the midst of the stones of fire. 17 Thine heart was lifted up because of thy beauty, thou hast corrupted thy wisdom by reason of thy brightness: I will cast thee to the ground (Hebrew 'eretz is also often translated as land or earth), I will lay thee before kings, that they may behold thee.

So Satan may have ruled a physical civilization spanning Mars, Astara, and perhaps several moons as well. But he rebelled against his God and King, and was cast to the earth along with a third of the Heavenly Host (See Revelation 12:4).

The aforementioned information thus allows us to have a much clearer understanding of the scenario presented in Smallville 1961. While I don't disagree with Chloe about the possibility of genetic memory being stored in the DNA, I don't accept that this was necessarily true in Clark’s case. I believe it to be more likely that Jor-El and Kal-El are one person, not father and son. Here's how it works:

I. Jor-El is Satan. II. The father who exiled Jor-El/Satan to earth is actually the Father, as in Yahweh, the God of the Bible. III. Jor-El/Satan returns to space to continue the "War in Heaven" (See Revelation 12:7).. IV. In order to eventually assume the role of Anti-Christ, Satan devises a seemingly foolproof plan. Just as Yahweh/God limited himself in power when He assumed the form of Jesus/the Christ, Satan formulates a a similar device. He clones himself and denies this clone access to certain segments of his memory and powers. This way he will more easily deceive humans into believing that he is a righteous savior rather than evil incarnate. But he makes messages and recordings beforehand which will remind him of certain things at planned intervals. This will enable him to develop in the most ideal way in order to fit the role of the Christ more perfectly. V. Satan and his angels are defeated in the heavenly realms, Mars and Astera/Krypton is destroyed as a result. Satan transfers his consciousness/spirit from Jor-El to the infant clone, Kal-El and rockets off toward earth.

As additional support for this concept, let us explore the meanings of the principal character's names belonging to the Superman mythos:

Clark - Old English - Clergyman or learned man (4)

Kent - Welsh - Bright white, white or bright (5). Another interesting possible derivation of this name is from the Biblical Kenites (first mentioned in Genesis 15:19 as enemies of Israel), who may have been descended from Cain (for in Hebrew Cain is more accurately transliterated as Qayin, and Kenites as Qayini. Adding an "i" to the end of a name in Hebrew indicates the people or descendants of that personage. Israel/Israeli, Qayin/Qayini. See the pattern?) (6)

Kal-El - Can be translated as destruction or completion of God in Hebrew (or possibly 'all that is God/totality of God'). (7) El is the Hebrew word for God.*

Jor-El - J is actually pronounced Y (the letter Yod) in Hebrew. Possible translations are: Yare'-el - fear of God, Yarah-El - God teaches, taught of God, Yeru-El - God is a foundation, Yeri-El - founded of God; God will see. (8)

Krypton/Kryptonite - From the Greek words krypto - To hide; kryptos - hidden unseen, secret; krypte - hidden place (9)

Lex - Latin for law (Just in case 'Lex' is actually short for Alexander, Alexander is Greek for leader of men, alex (leader) + ander (men).10

Luthor (Luther) - Teutonic- famous warrior/ famous in war

Old German - Warring ones

German - warrior/famous people?. Martin Luther was a Catholic monk and theologian turned Protestant reformer (1483-1546). (11)

*If one is inclined to doubt that Kal-El and Jor-El may actually be Hebrew names, allow me to you remind you that both Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster, the original creators of Superman, were Jewish. Maybe I'm wrong, but I think it's highly unlikely they would give their characters Hebrew-sounding names by pure chance. (12)

There are just a few more items of interest which may possibly be connections between Kal-El and the Red Dragon/Satan. Since Superman derives his powers from the sun, that would make him a kind of 'sun god'. Satan has sometimes been compared with the sun gods of ancient mythology such as the Egyptian Ra, the Greek/Roman Apollo and the Persian Mithra. The 'infinity serpent' burned onto Clark's chest in the second season finale of Smallville is another fascinating correlation, as Satan is often recognized as being or controlling the serpent in the Garden of Eden (Genesis chapter 3), and one of his titles in Revelation (12:9) is that "that old serpent". Finally, it would be quite simple to draw a pentagram inside the five-pointed shield emblazoned on Superman's costume. Pentagrams are used in ceremonial magic and Satanism the world over. Not that such a detail is conclusive, but I just thought I'd include it for the sake of being thorough.

So what does all of this mean? The reader, of course, is free to draw his or her own conclusions But here's what I believe; Superman comics, movies, and TV shows (and everything else in between) are Satanic Propaganda. Superman is the Anti-Christ/Satan and Lex Luthor, representing Christianity, is desperately trying to defend the earth against him. As the story is told from Satan's perspective, Lex is falsely demonized and portrayed as an insane criminal. In the words of Friedrich Nietzsche from Thus Spake Zarathustra, "God is dead. I teach you the superman." This is the lie that the father of lies is eager for us all to swallow down between mouthfuls of French fries and jelly-filled breakfast pastries.

- Thyroros, December 2, 2003, Redlands, CA.

Endnotes:

1. See Friedrich Nietzsche's Biography.com
2. Information gathered by using the King James Bible (1611 Authorized Version) and The Strongest Strong's Exhaustive Concordance of the Bible. James Strong, L.L.D., S.T.D. Fully Revised and Corrected by John R. Kohlenberger III and James A. Swanson. Grand Rapids Michigan. Zondervan. 2001
3. Click here for the standard line on the Asteroid Belt formation. Go here for more information on the possible link between Mars, Astara, and Satan, maybe even Venus?
4. Name definition for Clark (Any standard name/baby-name book should provide this information.)
5. Name meanings & Name origins (Any standard name/baby-name book should provide this information.)
6. See footnote 2. Most Biblical scholars don't make the connection between Cain and the Kenites. This is probably due to the long-held view that the Flood of Noah/The Great Deluge (as related in Genesis chapters 6-8) was worldwide and no one survived except Noah and his family. However, a gr owing number dispute that the Flood was regional rather than global (which is possible based on certain interpretations of the passages in Genesis), and therefore, Cain's progeny could have survived.
7. From the Strong's Concordance Hebrew Dictionary (contained within the same volume), Reference numbers 3605-3607, 3615-3617
8. From the Strong's Concordance Hebrew Dictionary (contained within the same volume), Reference numbers 3372, 3384, 3385, 3400. Incidentally, yerah is the Hebrew word for moon, ref. 3391.
9. From the Strong's Concordance Greek Dictionary (contained within the same volume), Reference numbers 2926-2928 10. (Any competent Latin-English and Greek-English dictionaries can be used to find these definitions. Also standard name/baby-name book should provide this information.) Here's a couple of websites just in case you want them. For Alexander. For Lex & another for Lex. Just for fun, here's website containing excerpts of Plutarch's Alexander the Great (who was not a good guy) bio.
11. "Luthor/Luther" name meaning.
12. "Jews are the true comic book heroes", article from the Chicago Sun Times and here's a History of Superman article from Superman.com.ar in case your interested.

End the words of Thyroros.

This article can be found at: http://www.supermanhomepage.com/comics/comics.php?topic=articles/superman-satan



Published On: 4/29/2008
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WHISTLER GETS SET TO SPOTLIGHT BIGGEST TALENTS IN MUSIC, SPORTS AND ARTS, APRIL 11-20


  

 

Preparations underway to ready Whistler for

13th TELUS World Ski and Snowboard Festival

 

WHISTLER, BC, April 10, 2008 –

 

The TELUS World Ski and Snowboard Festival’s unique fusion sports, music and arts gets underway April 11 in Whistler and operations crews are busy getting the resort ready for ten days and nights of non-stop events and entertainment.

 

In the Village, where 11cm of snow fell earlier in the week to freshen up the 265cm base, 10 tonnes of scaffolding is being set up to build viewing platforms, the Pontiac Battle of the Bands stage, and the Outdoor Concert Series Main Stage, where headline acts De La Soul, Lil’Jaz, The John Butler Trio, Blackalicious, The Trews, Ill Scarlett, Daniel Wesley, Julian Marley and Michael Franti & Spearhead will perform free concerts daily from 2:30pm.

 

On the mountain, 3 different competition venues are being constructed, providing elite level features to showcase the world’s best skiers and snowboarders. The Big Air (finals taking place at the base of Whistler, April 12, 8pm) will feature a brand new design, with a 65 foot step-over gap jump that Whistler Blackcomb Events Manager, YP (Peter) Young says, “will allow the riders to go higher and farther than ever before.” 

 

In addition, the 500 foot long Superpipe has been rebuilt to feature sheer 20 foot walls that will see riders and skiers at the April 16-19 competition gain maximum amplitude.

 

The Chief of Course for the Big Air and the Superpipe, master park-builder Steve Petrie, is also the designer and builder of the 2010 Olympic Halfpipe.

 

With Whistler Blackcomb’s talented crew of groomers and pipe builders logging more than 350 hours on the venues, and more than 7 million gallons of water pumped through the system by the snowmaking team, the Superpipe and Big Air jump will be ready to draw the best performances from over 200 skiers and snowboarders from around the world.

 

Saturday, April 12 will also see Blackcomb Mountain host the resurrected Orage Masters, a slopestyle contest that features the hottest skiers in the new school world, on a course designed by pro athlete, Vernon lad, TJ Schiller and built by a Whistler Blackcomb team under the guidance of park builder extaordinaire, Marty Gautrey.

 

Sporting events with a non-stop mind-blowing soundtrack is not all that’s in store at the thirteenth TELUS World Ski and Snowboard Festival.

 

The event’s artistic side has been nurtured over previous years, with 10,000 tickets available in a showcase of mountain culture, from Icon Gone, a debate about whether the best of Whistler is history (April 13), to the Schick Extreme 3 Fashion Exposed (April 18), to the theatre performance of The Chairlift Revue (April 20).

 

The Festival’s multi-media visual feasts, the Olympus Pro Photographer Showdown (April 17), the D250 Filmmaker Showdown and Second Cuts Screening (April 15-16), and the world premiere of mountain bike film Seasons (April 11), guarantee that every seat feels front and centre to capture the action with the ground-breaking multimedia installation, currently being constructed.

 

The 6-sided screen, dubbed “the Borg”, is being installed by a 10 person team at Rocky Mountain Productions, with 900 foot of truss, 7 miles of cable, and a total amplification of sound of 55,000W. (That’s nearly 800 times the sound of your home stereo, according to the godfather of the installation, Scott McPhee.)

 

The Borg will then be struck down to make room for the Festival’s finale, the DJ Experience, featuring DJ Dan and Donald Glaude, Mark Farina and Mat the Alien, ensuring that the party doesn’t end when the sun goes down, April 19.

 

175 pieces of original art from leading street artists around the world are being hung in the 10,000 square foot gallery foyer of the TELUS Conference Centre, for the urban art exhibit, Brave Art, April 11-18. The exhibit receptions on April 12 and 13 will feature live painting from over 40 artists.

 

Whistler is a hive of activity, preparing the resort for ten days and nights of non-stop events and entertainment, that will turn Whistler into ground zero for the biggest celebration of mountain life, starting tomorrow.



Published On: 4/11/2008
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My Blog: MUSIC
By: cblood


-10 Years-
-30 Seconds To Mars-
-AC/DC-
-The Acadamy Is...-
-Alien Ant Farm-
-The All-American Rejects-
-The Almost-
-All That Remains
-Aritmus Pyledriver-
-Army Of Anyone-
-Atreyu-
-Audioslave-
-Avenged Sevenfold-
-Barenaked Ladies-
-Beck-
-Black Sabbath-
-Bon Jovi-
-Bowling For Soup-
-Boys Like Girls-
-BREAKING BENJAMIN-
-Buckcherry-
-*****BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE*****-
-CHEVELLE-
-Comeback Kid-
-Daughtry-
-Def Leppard-
-DISTURBED-
-Eminem-
-Escape The Fate-
-First Flight Out-
-Flyleaf-
-Foo Fighters-
-Foreigner-
-FORT MINOR-
-From First To Last-
-Godsmack-
-Guns N' Roses-
-Hatebreed-
-Hawthorne Heights-
-Hellogoodbye-
-Hinder-
-ICP-
-Incubus-
-Jay And Silent Bob-
-Jet-
-Jimmy Eat World-
-Job For A Cowboy-
-KCB ALL-STARS-
-The Killers-
-Killing Hannah-
-KILLSWITCH ENGUAGE-
-Kiss-
-KORN-
-LINKIN PARK-
-Marilan Manson-
-Megadeath-
-METALLICA-
-New Found Glory-
-NICKLEBACK-
-Nine Inch Nails-
-NIRVANA-
-The Offspring-
-PAPA ROACH-
-PARAMOUR-
-Plain White T's-
-P.O.D.-
-Pearl Jam-
-Radiohead-
-The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus-
-RISE AGAINST-
-Rob Zombie-
-Saliva-
-Saosin-
-Seether-
-Skillet-
-SILVERSTEIN-
-Simple Plan-
-SLIPKNOT-
-Smashing Pumpkins-
-Staind-
-STONE SOUR-
-Styx-
-Sublime-
-Swithfoot-
-SYSTEM OF A DOWN-
-Taking Back Sunday-
-THREE DAYS GRACE-
-Trapt-
-Underoath-
-Unwritten Law-
-The Used-
-The White Stripes-
-Wolfmother-
-Weird Al-


Published On: 3/27/2008
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Alien Snowboards Blog: Alien Snowboards news
By: Alien_Snowboards


Hey all,

I'm sad to inform that I did not have any boards produced for this season (2007/2008).
The reason why this happened is that Alien is a very small brand, and the factory we were using in Europe was demanding to big minimum quantities. And it was just impossible to make as many snowboards as their minumun was. So I was forced to go without boards for this winter.
For the future I'm looking for a place to produce the Alien Snowboards, it's just very hard to find a place who are willing to produce small quantities. The place I'm looking for doesn't matter how big or small it is, as long as they do quality stuff. Even someone making their own snowboards in their garage might be a place. That's how it used to be in the begining of snowboarding, people making their boards and not worrying about minimum quantities. If anyone is making their own boards or know someone doing it, please send an email about it to : jari@aliensnoboards.com.

To keep Alien Snowboards alive, I designed some hoodies, custom made special hoodies. Will post some pictures and more info very soon.

Thank you to all our fans and friends out there for your support.
Jari / Alien Snowboards



Published On: 3/11/2008
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Always beware of the man with a one word name. Alien, super human partying.

Click photo to view the whole shbang.

Holy shi*t! is all i have to say. Benny Stoddard and Dave Ehrenreich came to Whistler last night to show their latest film "The Sophmore Jinx" and it was off the f*cking hook. Gnarcore.com along with SESSIONS provide a stupid ass after party and these boys part'd like the world was about to end. Oh and the movie was gangster as f*ck!!!! Stand out parts from Derrick Swaim, Stacy Gabriel, Nate Lacoste, Kevin Wu and Chad motha-f*ckn Dickson. BIg BIG BIG ups!




Published On: 2/29/2008
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i haven't been here in forever, and i apologize
i reaallyyy need to upload new pix, perhaps new vids.. and shi*t.. lol, but things on this site are being rather uncooperative, so i shall asap...
 
since my last login, i've moved to Winnipeg, and uhh.. thats bout it, i'm checkin out Stony Mountain Ski area tomorrow, for the first time, i'm an ALIEN to this place, lol
 
have yourself a good day now,
 
-Sten
 
 


Published On: 11/30/2007
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You might be a redneck if…

 

*You've ever vacationed in a rest area.

*Your belt buckle is bigger than your head.

*You think paprika is a third-world country.

*You refer to the fifth grade as "my senior year".

*Your checks feature pictures of dogs fighting.

*Your muffler is held on by a coat hanger.

*Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night requires shoes and a flashlight.

*Bikers back down from your mama

*Your bicycle has a gun rack.

*After removing the empty beer cans from your car you find you get fifteen more miles to the gallon.

*Directions to your house include "turn off the paved road"

*You wet the bed and four other people immediately know it.

*You actually know what kind of leaves make the best substitute for toilet paper.

*Your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening at the oil shop.

*The neighbors have ever asked to borrow the light bulb.

*Your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.

*Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

*You hold a frog and it worries about getting warts.

*You have to take the entire day off to get your teeth cleaned.

*You offer to give somebody the shirt off your back and they don't want it.

*You ever listed fuzzy dice on an insurance claim.

*Your trolling motor used to be a fan in a barber shop.

*You list tick removal as a skill on your resume.

*You use an ironing board as a knick-knack shelf.

*You think the Battle of the Bulge is an argument between your wife and your mother.

*You've ever driven around looking for your porch roof after a bad storm.

*Your nicest towels say, "Motel 6".  

*The photo on your driver's license includes your dog.

*You've been too drunk to fish.

*You've had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.

*You ever used a weed-eater indoors.

*You have a rag for a gas cap (on a car that does run).

*You go to the family reunion to pick up on women.

*You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.

*Your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six-pack.

*Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.

*You have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle.

*Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired people".

*You won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer bottle in the car.

*Your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.

*You consider a three piece suit to be: a pair of overalls, a plaid flannel shirt and thermal underwear.

*When you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is if you can lose them or not.

*You have a house that is mobile and 13 cars that aren’t

*Your gene pool doesn't have a "deep end."

*Your huntin' dog cost more than the truck you drive him around in.

*You think that safe sex is a padded headboard on the water-bed.

*It's Easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.

*You think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three primary colors.

*Your idea of talking during sex is "Ain't no cars coming, baby!"

*Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

*You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

*You think God looks a lot like Hank Williams, Jr., and heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida.

*You believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law.

*Your father executes the "pull my finger" trick during Christmas dinner.

*You were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she threw out your Elvis 45's.

*You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl'.

*The people on Jerry Springer's show remind you of your neighbors.

*You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

*You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.

*You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.

*Your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby as a result of an alien abduction.

*You think subdivision is part of a math problem.

*You think there's nothing wrong with incest as long as you keep it in the family.

*You can get dog hair from out of your belly button.

*You can't get married to your sweetheart ‘cause there is a law against it.

*The beer can collection in the town museum is the big tourist attraction.

*You can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head.

*You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.

*You take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took.

*You believe that beef jerky and beer are two of the major food groups.

*You let your thirteen-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

*You keep empty beer cans in your fridge for your friends that don't drink.

*You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

*You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating alot of beans for dinner.



Published On: 11/14/2007
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My Blog: AVP
By: cetra70


Okay, so it's summer and one of the best things about summer is having lots and lots of free time (typically)...and I spend a lot of my free time at night watching movies =3 I've watched lots of other movies from previous nights besides tonight, but this time, we watched Alien Vs. Predator (AVP)...
 
I don't wanna give a summary of this either as to not ruin anyone's fun =P but I gotta tell ya, those predators are COOL XD but the aliens are still more dangerous hand-to-hand combat-wise >_>
 
Random thoughts:
1) So I saw this Runescape mime video thing on YouTube yesterday...there were 2 mimes, er...MIMING each other...it was VERY amusing to watch...and I commented on how amusing it would be to watch mimes having a screaming contest =3 ...yes, I got a O.O-ish response ^.^
 
2)How can people hate mimes?! They are so awesome =)
 
3)Hmm...no one can beat mimes at 'the silent game' ;)
 
4)Ooh, I should put that on my words of wisdom...also on my avatar! =D
 
5) *blah blah blah* I had a lot more thought than that, but I would be up until midnight if I tried to write them all down...plus, each thought leads to another to another to another---there really is no end *nods solemnly*
 
Mk, gonna edit stuff now, cya =D


Published On: 6/20/2007
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My Blog: Hey
By: les_66


Hey people i am so bored well i havent really been on snowboard 4 the longest time and then i checked and nothing new just a few new messenger adn stuff.and today was really fun i went to school and aat school we did this really awesome science project we made a dome out of garabage bags who would of thought to make a garabage dome well it was fun we used three fans and one just got f*cked becasue we droped it so much times haha opps well i guess i droped it once... And we did missions my team kicked ass like i was the eva and i had to put the uniform on it was winter suit, rubber boots, gloves, and a helment it was so HOT... well first i had to get the stuff on and then get the first mission it was to build a dome thingy to our dome so we did that and gt second place f*ck yeah... and then i had to go on a scooter on the gym floor and try to find a made up bome i found it easy and we took care of it... it was easy then we had to find a alien but i thought it was a person so i was looking in the dark for a person not knowing that is was a teddybear.. i was pissed about that..haha we got second in that mission
but yeah nothing really new happen just that shi*t hahaha
love yeah lots


Published On: 6/16/2007
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The Step it Up series brought to Whistler a new bread of event bringing guest speakers into a bar environment to educate the young hip and cool crowd of Whistler about different themes relating to the protection of our environment including the wellness of our own body, mind and spirit.

Surfrider Foundation in WhistlerLike it’s previous events, Hilltrip’s goal with the Step it Up series was to fight global warming. With an event every month from November 2006 to April 2007, the series included six different educational sessions about sustainability with a global warming twist. Through the whole series, Hilltrip was able to raise $550 to benefit the Snowrider Project of Surfrider Vancouver and a lot of people learned about ways to become a better steward of the environment and themselves.

Starting with a Sustainable Mountains Session in November , Step it Up no1 sent a strong message to the snow sport industry by having Jonaven Moore, a renown professional snowboarder, do a presentation on global warming and how negative PR is affecting our understanding of the issue, well timed after Tyler Bradley, the environmental chemist behind the creation of the first environmentally friendly ski wax in the world; Hillbilly Wax-Works & Ethica Enviro-Wax who had a satirical look at the state of the snow sport industry itself.

DJ Mat The Alien in WhistlerStep it Up no2 being close to Christmas, Hilltrip thought educating people about how making informed choices during the holiday season would help them reduce their environmental footprint and be good for their own body environment and organized a Sustainable Food Session. The session covered the concepts of SLOW food with Diana Rochon, RAW food with Sarinda Hoilett, SUPER food with Randall Carpenter and there was a slide show to give ideas to people on how they can green their holidays.
If you are interested you learn about how you can GREEN Christmas Holiday click here >>

Yoga in WhistlerFor the third Step it Up, we decided to do something a bit different than the usual sustainable environment type event by having an Awakening Session and introduce a spiritual approach to sustainability. We believe awareness and consciousness can play a big role in improving someone’s life and the world. For the occasion, we had Kelly Oswald of The Oracle, Tina James of World Yoga Within and Robbie Dagg & Friends with OM MANI PADME HUM.

The fourth session was done in conjunction with Surfrider Vancouver. The theme was Sustainable Watershed and Pina Belperio of Whistler Water Watch and June Van Der Star of Surfrider did great presentations followed by a Sea to Summit, a video where snowboarders, skateboarder, and surfers are talking about the entire hydrological cycle and how it relates to their day to day life. Following the session, we had the Enviro-Mental Showdown Party following the qualifier of the Showcase Showdown, an annual snowboard competition.

The fifth one was a Sustainable Energy Session and we had Sarah Valentine giving a few tips on how we can reduce our energy consumption easily and than Hilltrip went all out and presented 15 documentaries about energy and climate change over 2 days as part of the Sierra Club Energy Film Festival.
You can read more about the Energy Film Festive by clicking here >>
Step it Up in Whistler
As a way to end the series, Hilltrip teamed up with a bunch of local artists to present an Expression Session on Earth Day, April 22nd, and the last day of the World Ski and Snowboard Festival (WSSF) this year. Kostaman & The Vibrations opened at 7pm with a few reggae songs, Angie Nolan and MollyFi followed with poems and spoken words, Daniel Poisson, Chris Dyer, Olivier Roy, Jon Parris and Stan Matwychcuk had art pieces on display, Chili Thom & Feet Banks came to show their short film “High in the Mountain”, Animal Nation did a few raps, and Rainbo performed a hula hoops go-go set to the sound of DJ Parris. During the evening we also had the OxyMoron Martini, a heathy martini containin FrequenSea.

This last Step it Up event was also the launch of Green.Colonies.com in Whistler! It is also during that event that the winner for the Surf trip, the Option Snowboard, the SPY goggle and the O’Neill goodies were draw. There was so much going on, it was a great way to close the festival and the series in beauty.

Thanks to Whistler Brewing Company, Clif Bar, O’Neill, Deep Snow and Surf Experience, Option Snowboards and Spy for sponsoring the Step it Up series, Maxx Fish Bar & Lounge for letting us host the series, Surfrider Vancouver for setting an information table at each event, the speakers and artists for their performances and inspiration as well as all the people that have helped make this series of event happen…Nadia Cote, Marie-Lou, Giselle, Haley, Elexa, Sarah, Andrew, Adrian and all of those who came.

For more information on Hilltrip, visit www.hilltrip.com

Check out my gallery to see pictures from each Step it Up event!


Published On: 5/8/2007
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My Blog: 100 ?'s
By: Emo_girl15


. Name:Astrid O'sullavain
2. Nicknames: tinkerbell,babygirl,babydoll,sugar tits lol,brunette bombshell
3. Birthday: Spetember 18
4. Place of Birth: grande praire
5. Zodiac Sign: virgo
6. Male or Female: female duh!
7. Class: fashion studies
8. School: F.p.Walshe.
9. Occupation: whatever the f*ck i want
10. Residence:wit my bro
11. MSN Screen Name: sxc lil tinkerbell thats crushing 4 hiim

How i look
12. Hair Color: dark brown w/ blonde highlights
13. Hair Length:long enough
14. Eye color: gray sumtimes but they can be hazel
15. Hairstyle:curlyed or striaghtt
16. Height: middle
17. Braces?: nope
18. Glasses?:contacts
19. Piercings: ears nose bellybutton
20. Tattoos:lower back
21. Righty or Lefty: righty

My Firsts
22. First best friend:kelly
23. First Award: hockey
24. First Sport You Joined: baseball
25. First pet:dog
26. First Real Vacation: montana
27. First Concert: my chemical romance

Favourites
29. Movie: green street hooligans
30. TV programme: o.c. hated it but loved it wat tha f*ck?
31. Colour: pink
32. Singer:ryland moranz
33. Band:bullet for my valentine
34. Song Right Now: whoop that trick
35. Friends: 2 many see other blog
36. Sweets:skittles and nibs
37. Sport: volleyball and rugby
38. Restuarant: east side mario's
39. Favorite brand: fox
40. Shop: garage
41. School Subject: sex ed im 2 pro 4 that class lol no but umm...cooking
42. Animal: horse
43. book: ?
44. Magazine: cosmopolatan
45. Shoes: dc

Currently
46. Feeling: donno inbetween happi and sad?
47. Single or Taken?: single
48. Have a crush: yes
49. Eating: dill pickle chips
50. Drinking: corona
51. Typing: this duh
52. Online?: of course
53. Listening To: what u no bout that?
54. Thinking:about brent
55. Wanting:hiim
56. Watching: happy feet
57. Wearing:thong and a tank

My Future
58. Want Kids?: mb
59. Want to be Married?: mb
60. Careers in Mind: model
61. Where do you want to live: brazil
62. Car: black jacked up dodge

Which is Better With The Opposite Sex
63. Hair color:not red
64. Hair length:donno
65. Eye color:blue
66. Measurments: dono
67. Cute or Sexy: both
68. Lips or Eyes:both
69. Hugs or Kisses: kisses
70. Short or Tall: middle or tall
71. Easygoing or serious: easygoing like me
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: both
73. Fatty or Skinny: skinny or bulit
74. Sensitive or Loud: loud
75. Hook-up or Relationship: relationship
76. Sweet or Caring: ?arent they tha same?
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: both

Have you ever
78. Kissed a Stranger: yes
79. Had Alcohol:yes
80. Smoked: yes
81. Ran Away From Home: yes
82. Broken a bone: no
83. Got an X-ray: no
84. Been with someone: yes
85. Broke someones Heart:oh yeah
86. Broke Up With Someone: yes
87. Cried When Someone Died: yes
88. Cried At School: lol yes

Do You Believe In
89. God: no
90. Miracles: yes
91. Love At First sight: f*ck ya
92. Ghosts: ya
93. Aliens: nope
94. Soul Mates: yesh
95. Heaven:mb
96. Hell: ya
97. Angels: .......
98. Kissing on The First Date: if i wana i will
99. Horoscopes: yes
100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Cant Have? ......................................yes but i wont tell u


Published On: 4/26/2007
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Hey,
I'm so stoked about our girl teamrider Anni Kuortti getting a great photo published in the finnish snowboarding magazine called "Slammer".
Photo taken by Joona Mörsky and published in Slammer, the finnish snowboarding magazine.  The photo is in their photo-issue for 2007 that just came out (magazine number 3/2007).

Jari the Alien dude



Published On: 4/4/2007
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