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Whistler recently hosted the Telus World Ski and Snowboard Festival from April 11th to the 20th. In what has become an annual event for me, I made my usual pilgrimage to Whistler to attend; an attempt to escape the concrete, mortar, metal, and glass wilderness for the snowy peaks of British Columbia.

Upon unloading at the bus loop in the main village, I came to the realisation that my accommodations were actually in the upper village. This meant that all my gear had to be hauled to the proper location. I guess the gods wanted to make sure that I was properly warmed up and exposed to the nature I was so fervently seeking, so I ended up rolling my wheelie locker through Fitzsimmons trail (a failure of my geographic knowledge of the village indeed) to the condo. When I finally got myself and my gear to Glacier Lodge, it was time to ring up the peeps in order to exchange greetings, hugs, hi-fives, and tall tales. I tracked them down at the Longhorn and joined them up for a little après (après bus trip for me, après snowboarding for them).

The amazing thing about the Telus World Ski and Snowboard festival is that, although it only happens once a year, there's a sense of familiarity when you run into friends you haven't seen since the last festival. It was as though last year's festival never ended and everyone just picked up where they left off (with the possible exception of the new faces which were promptly integrated into the group of dirtbags).

Saturday morning finally rolled around and it was time for the long awaited first runs up Blackcomb to hold congress with the mountain. In keeping with my usual modus operandi of deep metaphysical self-discovery on the chairlift (not self-exploration you perverts), I got to thinking about the struggle between the physical and the divine. I was cogitating on the true nature of the connection between the body, soul, and the mountain. The physical connection is obvious (this was on my mind due to a knee injury sustained the week prior in Banff), but the spiritual connection was a bit more difficult to pin down.

I went snowboarding everyday that I was in Whistler resulting in my body being in various states of "ache and pain" throughout, but I felt content. The crew I was riding with was also changing daily from groups as large as twelve to being by myself. The same sense of contentment, however, was always there regardless of how large or small the group was. This led me to remember a quote from a famous Jedi master in the movie "The Empire Strikes Back." When Luke asks Yoda what might be found in the cave, Yoda's answer was "only what you take with you." This is significant in many ways and is especially evident on those solo freshie manoeuvres that I often partake in. It led me to realize that whenever I'm snowboarding, all my loved ones are there with me in their purest essence (without any noise caused by things so caustic as cliques or inter-personal drama). This I believe is where the spiritual comes in. Although Whistler/Blackcomb, the resort, is itself a morass of steel, concrete, cables and glass, when the p-tex hits the snow, none of that really matters, all that's there is what you brought with you. Although the sensations are dramatically physical, the exileration is just as dramatically spiritual and this is what drives me, and I'm sure many others, to pursue this congress with the mountain.

Between the crazy parties, the jokes about shi*t-tickets (toilet paper), the drinking, and the general shenanigans, the occasional runs on mahogany ridge, the important part of Telus seems to have been coming together with people we care about in the nature we all love. To borrow a phrase from a loved one, I left Whistler with my body having that used and abused feeling, however, I also left Whistler feeling enriched from revisiting old friendships and making new ones. With that, I can honestly say that I can't wait until next year's festival. I hope to see you all there. Until then...

Keep Shreddin' the GNAR!



Published On: 4/26/2008
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Late last night a trailer pulled into my center with a stallion in tow.. I thought they'd brought me a donkey instead of the QuarterHorse stallion they'd said they were bringing in.. This poor boy was sickly.. Abused by his master then starved.. 
 
I know the ugliness of human nature all too well especially from one human to another.. I understand the mechanics and the psychology behind cruelty.. But never will I truly understand.. Especially why anyone would want to abuse an animal..
 
Freed of the perversities of humankind, horses are peaceful and curious.. If you show patience, they will accomodate you.. They have unconditional acceptance.. Horses are without judgement or malice..
 
After tending to the stallion I tucked myself into bed.. Sometimes my unconscious knows best.. In that in the twilight of sleep I'd remember things I was best off not remembering..  So as usual sleep evaded me.. I ended up slipping out of bed and staring out my sliding glass doors.. Peering out my bedroom into the horse pastures.. There was my beautiful Gypsy Vanners, Tuff and Lady, nibbling hay in the snow.. I held my breath and watched them.. They were perfect and peaceful.. Oblivious to me and my chaos.. It soothed me to watch them as they meandered around the pasture.. It's times like this that I know I did the right thing opening Morningstar and leaving everything I'd been trained to do behind...


Published On: 3/27/2008
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Breaking News: Rep. Barney Frank and NORML Team Up on Federal Decriminalization Legislation
Posted by Ron Fisher to Legalize It - The National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws March 24 10:39pm

US Congressman Barney Frank (D-MA) has announced that he will shortly introduce legislation in Congress to strip the federal government of its authority to arrest responsible cannabis consumers. Representative Frank made the announcement Friday on the nationally syndicated television show, "Real Time With Bill Maher."

heres a link:
http://blog.norml.org/2008/03/24/norml-partners-with-rep-barney-frank-d-ma-to-introduce-federal-decriminalization-legislation/

“It's time for the politicians to catch up with the public on this [issue],” Frank said. "The notion that you lock people up for smoking marijuana is pretty silly."

Frank's pending bill seeks to eliminate all federal penalties prohibiting the personal use and possession of up to 100 grams (3 1/2 ounces) of marijuana. Under this measure, adults who consume cannabis would no longer face arrest, prison, or even the threat of a civil fine. The bill also eliminates all penalties prohibiting the not-for-profit transfers of up to one ounce of pot.

NORML Legal Counsel Keith Stroup, who worked closely with Frank's staff to draft this legislation, said, "If passed by Congress, this legislation would legalize the possession, use, and non-profit transfer of marijuana by adults for the first time since 1937." The bill incorporates the basic recommendation of the National Commission on Marijuana and Drug Abuse (also known as the Shafer Commission).

Currently, 12 states have enacted various versions of marijuana decriminalization, eliminating criminal penalties for minor pot violations. Passage of these laws has not led to increased marijuana use.

In fact, the only U.S. government study ever commissioned to assess whether the enforcement of strict legal penalties positively impacts marijuana use found, "Overall, the preponderance of the evidence which we have gathered and examined points to the conclusion that decriminalization has had virtually no effect either on the marijuana use or on related attitudes and beliefs about marijuana use among American young people."

Similar statewide legislation is pending in New Hampshire and Vermont. Additionally, Massachusetts voters will decide on a statewide decriminalization measure this November.

According to a nationwide CNN/Time Magazine poll, more than three-quarters of American adults favor decriminalizing marijuana.

Alerts will be posted to this page and www.norml.org once this bill is assigned a bill # and committee so that folks can contact their representative urging support of this bill.

For more information, please contact Keith Stroup, NORML Legal Counsel, at (202) 483-5500.

http://www.norml.org/index.cfm?Group_ID=7561

Published On: 3/25/2008
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My Blog: me
By: bad_girl_15


 

 

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From: Vampboy
Date: Tuesday Feb 19, 2008 08 58 AM
Subject: figure it out?


VALENTINE'S GAME

Repost this, see how many MESSAGES people give you...
n be honest!!!!

[ ] I want your number
[ ] Pretty/Cute
[ ] Hottie
[ ] Sexy
[ ] Gorgeous
[ ] Amazingly Beautiful
[ ] I'd take you home in a second
[ ] I'd make out with you right now
[ ] I'd Hit it
[ ] No, I don't like you like that
[ ] I love you
[ ] Wanna hook up?


Dear _________,
I ____ you.
You have a nice ______.
You make me _______.
You should _______.
Someday I will ______.
You + me = ________.
If I saw you now I'd __________.
I want to ________ you. ;)
I would build a _______ just for you.
If I could sing you any song it would be ________.
We could __________ under the stars.
Love,
_______________

(P.S. ______________.)



Would you kiss me?
[] Hell Yea
[] Yes
[] No
[] Maybe
[] already did

Am I attractive?
[] Heck no
[] hot as Hell
[] Fine
[] Cute
[] OK I think you're pretty
[] Sexy
[] Ugly!




I look like..
[] A player
[] One time thing
[] Next bf/gf


If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me?
[] Yes
[] No
[] maybe

Do u like me?
[]yes
[]no
[]maybe

Would you rather..
[] Hook up with me
[] Cuddle with me
[] Date me
[] Marry me
[] Friends


On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me..
[] 1
[] 2
[] 3
[] 4
[] 5
[] 6
[] 7
[] 8
[] 9
[] 10


Are you going to repost this so i can answer for you?
[] Yes
[] No

What would you want me to be to you?
[] Friend
[] girlfriend/Boy friend
[] Friend with benefits



Published On: 2/22/2008
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My beloved powder filled December was a distant memory at the start of last week.. January had come in the form of rain and warmer than normal temps.. Our January thaw had decided to stay through out most of January.. Making for typical East Coast icy slopes.. Throw in a couple of -10 days in between the rain and the warm temps and you had East Coast Cement..
 
Ooo woe was me..     My snow spirit was SOOOO in the dumps..   
 
In an attempt to appease the snow gods I borrowed a technique from a loved one and started flushing ice cubes down the toilet.. With each ice cube flushed I kept up the mantra in my head of "LET IT SNOW LET IT SNOW LET IT SNOW".. Hey I was desperate!!  What's a girl to do.. Laughing.
 
Mother Nature must have gotten a kick out of my attempts cuz Wednesday dawned with flurries.. Thursday dawned with 8 inches of snow and still dumping..  Friday dawned with 16 inches of fresh powder.. Ooo la la..  My snow spirits were back in over drive.. I cleared my hectic schedule and zoomed up to the mtn on Sunday.. It was snowing when I got there at 8 AM.. By 10 it was a freakin blizzard and WHITE OUT conditions.. It just kept dumping the whole time I was up there.. I spent Sunday with a perma powder grin as every wooded run yielded fresh pow after fresh pow.. I wimpered off the slopes about 2:30 with that wonderful used and abused feeling..
 
When all was said and done we'd ended up with over 3 feet of fresh pow.. And OOO look there's more snow in my forecast.. Oo yeah I'm definitely going to flush some more ice cubes..
 
"Although human sublety makes a variety of inventions by different means to the same end, it will never devise an invention more beautiful, more simple, or more direct than does nature, because in her inventions nothing is lacking and nothing is superfluous" - Leonardo Da Vinci


Published On: 2/11/2008
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Im writing you to tell you im sorry. Im sorry that we dont spend as much time together as we used to. I've taken advantage you. I only visit you on my time, and i no longer think of you as much as i used toI think its best if u make up ur mind .. quit changing your mind ..i know your going through stuff && i really help u but i dont think u will let me thats alright i understand last night was a rough night...everything will be alright babe dont worry im here to talk if u want ..  After saying goodbye to Corey   at like 10pm   i drove home... and crawled into bed... i was so incredibly tired... but for some odd reason i just couldnt fall asleep... so after  hours of fiddling with my cell phone&& on my computer ... and past the time of ipod listening... and the painting my nails...  watching t.v. i decided that i would lay down in my bed, close my eyes and hope for the best... at first it was a little overwelming, there were so meny thoughts racing through my head. Good ones, bad ones... i had decisions to make, things to do... but after laying there for about a half hour they started to fade away... I felt like God was telling me woah anna, you need to chill out and think... now the subject that last came into my head is wayyy to confusing to talk about.. but it involves two other people besides me, so some people know what im talking about, at first when i thought about it i was really bummed out, this topic is sooo not fun... i dont want to take the easy way out, i really dont, but if thats what needs to happen it probably will... sadly enough. but you know me, how my brain wonders, and i bounce from subject to subject like mad. I came to and idea. What if, once you born, god gave a name. A name of another person, that was already born, or yet to be born. That person got your name too, and that person was the one that you were supposed to spend the rest of you life with. You grew up knowing that person, god made you compatible, you loved the same things, shared the same intrests, and you knew that they were the one... there would be no cheating, no question, there wouldnt be another girl, or "chemistry" with someone else. There wouldnt be tha best friend gone bad that wants your guy. There would be no abuse, it would be PERFECT. but the world isnt like that. right now we're in a time of trial and error. Who knows the person your dating now could be your husband, or someone just to share memories with at highschool reunions, or you may never see them again. i wish things wernt complicated, but they are. Im willing to try, to try and make it through this rough time, are you?
 
xoxo - brianne


Published On: 11/24/2007
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What is Love?
Current mood: distressed

Love...is it overrated? or is it underrated?

i believe that most people find that it is overrated, but let me speak! I found love, in the eyes and arms of my husband. Even after a painful heart break or two, he came to me in the mists of dispair and misery. He lifted me above the dark abyss and led me to safety when i would have jumped. Death was so welcoming, as I groped for a chance to stay alive. Half of me was torn down into deep hate and regret, and everyother bad feeling ever known to man, while the other half was fighting for air, trying not to drown in the loss and the hurt. Nothing hurts like a lost love, but at least I had that short time with him. Even if I was to lose my husband tonight, I would survive with the hope of finding another love, another to care, and with the love of my family and my friends. I have faith that they and God will not let me down. I wasted so much of my life in depression, that I missed out on many happy moments and happy memories...I was too wrapped up in my sorrow to care about others' joy. I was too blind to notice that my aloofness was hurting the one's I held closest and dearest to my heart. For this I would like to say..."Mom, Dad, Daniel, and all the many others that I have hurt, I am eternally sorry for the misery I so unknowingly put you through. It was unnecessary pain and unneeded worrying. As you can see, I am better now. Thank you for your support through those times that only you will know about. Please forgive me."

Now that I have released that burden, let me continue by saying that love is not only something found once. I found love in the welcoming arms of two men. For the sake of my marriage, I will not say who the first and only other true love I found, but I will say that I will not forget what he meant to me and how he led me to become the woman that I have become and that I am still growing into. Only a select few will know of whom I speak...and I hope that I have not already said too much to let him know who he is. But I thank him everyday that I remember what he has contributed to my life.

Sure, the pain is horrendous, but, well, better to have loved and lost right? After all, the pain is a growth, the shaping of who we have been and who we will be. All of those we have lost will never be forgotton, but even still, we need to move on, if not for our health's sake. Dwelling on the past will bring pain, unnecessary hurt that can be forgotton. I don't want to forget the boyfriends and the hurt and the depression, but I also don't want to live on a dream that I think might come true. Every princess dreams of her prince, and believe it or not, every prince dreams of his princess, but few realize that the one they dream about may be the girl/boy next door. I have known my husband for over fourteen years, and I am only eighteen now. And I never lost sight of Tyler from the moment I realized that I liked him. I'm not sure when that like progressed into love, and who knows...maybe it hasn't. Maybe, I made a misake in getting married. I often feel that I threw myself into something I really didn't want to do. Howver, that may just be the negativity of my family, telling me that I only got married to get out of my parent's house. To an extent, that is true, but I have always loved my mom, my dad, and espcially my brother. I regret daily not getting to watch him bring his first girlfriend home, letting him cry on my shoulders when it ended badly, and getting  to stand up for him in high school. That is one thing I have dreamed about since I was little. I love my brother, and I want the best for him. And if someone hurts him unduly, then I will jump in the car, drive to Perryton, and stand up for him just like any other loving older sibling would. I am one of the few lucky ones in this circumstance, but that is a different story.

My point is, there are times that I want to take it all back and move back into my father's house. I'll take all of the yelling, the punishment and the emotional abuse and live with it like I should have. I grew up way too fast, and I don't recommend it. It truely sux. I hate having bills, house payments, loan payments, repairs, and everything that I have to watch for...seeing as I am now a "house" wife. Love is not only an emotional feeling, but a bond between two people, and this is what so many do not understand. It's not sexual attraction, it's not that feeling you get when you think of a person, but it is the great vastness of your feelings for a person, usually of the opposite sex. These feelings go beyond a quickening of the heart, clammy hands, shaky knees. It is the greatest gift that God could give to two people. It is not Lust, it is not Sex; it is simply what God says it is...it is loving, kind, and every word.(i can't think of them all right now) It is the feeling you get when he/she smiles, laughs, kisses you, hugs you, and even the way they get mad at you. Lucky for me, I have experienced this great feeling twice, and lost once, but I did not give up...I found another.



Published On: 11/16/2007
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It's the first few chapters of my life story. It'll be ongoing and eventually added to. Anyways, for a lot of reading and a whole lot more about "me" you can go to
http://idahokat.blogspot.com/
This blog is my old one. I'm moving over to wordpress. More user friendly for a dummy like me
It's pretty much life story that I've been writing. I've got more writings that I've will publish after editing them.

Perhaps I'll start updating this more with day to day life, though currently you'd all be bored to tears with my saying "went to work today and worked all day." So while stoked for winter approaching, I'll be getting things ready for the holidays, etc.  I read several blogs regularly, so perhaps my turn to start writing again




Wanna contact me off of the site here? I have a gmail.com account which in plain text l(and not like below meant to thwart off web spiders that gather email addys to send spam to) is:
kátàtsñówboârd.çòm@gmá¡l.cóm

of note, this above email is one I set up specifically for using here and forwarded to my real email that I never give out. Abuse such as signing it up for spam lists would accomplish nothing more than me unforwarding and abandoning the email account, so please, don't waste bandwidth - spam hurts everyone.




Published On: 11/9/2007
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My Blog: HEART
By: vintage_lady


One broken thumb,
a torn ligament,
and a demolished ego.

I woke in the
morning to a crackling
spine and brttle
muscles.

This body
could not take any more
abuse.

As I lay there
in he snow i cried
behind my goggles.

I had nothing more to give.




Published On: 5/2/2007
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EARTH DAY IS COMING...EARTH DAY IS COMING....!
 
What is one thing we could easily do to celebrate our Planet this Earth Day?
 
TALK ABOUT IT!
 
The MORE Recognition the Earth receives the BETTER!
 
Curb your car, unplug the TV, don't take a shower, get an EARTH DAY CLUE.....click the link below to find a list of simple HOUSEHOLD alterations that will make you an official Earth Day Celebratoree!!
 
Earth Day was created in 1970 to spark a revolution against environmental abuse.  The organizers rallied...their voices carried all the way into the 21st Century!  Al Gore brought the GENERAL public into awareness of the truckloads of evidence to suggest Global warming is real. 
 
People are the Problem.  People are also part of the solution.
 
Read more about the "truckload of evidence" by following the link below to an article from the ASSOCIATED PRESS. http://www.earthday.net/Climatereportspursimmediatecallsfordrastic.pdf )
 
Check out www.earthday.net to find or register Earth Day events everywhere in the world..... 
 


Published On: 4/10/2007
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My Journal: any ideas???
By: yvettegillam


need a knee brace for the rest of the season. might go shopping for one today. anyone want a used right knee, seen two reconstructions and lots of abuse (eg: it`s crashed on a road gap with skis, seen avalanche action and has been hit on rails more then 6 times) I`m thinking 2euro or best offer.n so who wants it?


Published On: 4/9/2007
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 My life sure isnt what it used to be... I am going threw a hard time right now I feel like I am struggling to just stay above the water. I dont want to be sufficated any longer. I am trying so hard just to be on top of things that it makes my life a living hell. I want to just give up. It feels like that it would be the easy way out, and thats what I am looking for. I am struggling with substance abuse and I am confronted with it every single day of my life. I am only 17 I shouldnt have to be dealing with all of this pain and hurt in my life. I no longer living my faimly anymore. I used to live in Montana with my Aunt Kathy, I was with her since I was 5yrs to 16yrs she became my mother. I was forced to go live with my real mother about a year ago cause of issues far from my grasp to take care of. My real mother has no sence of reality. I never wanted to live with her. I didnt know her at all. Her and I never have gotten along in the past so why should we now? Well we didnt work out she gave up custody of me to the state so now I live in a foster home. Dont get me wrong I like it there, but I miss my family very much so. I havnt seen my Aunt Kathy in over a year. She has been my support as much as she can be from a distance. I lost everything when I moved to Utah,friends family  freedom my life.


Published On: 3/30/2007
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My Blog: dreams
By: ARMY19


dream like this
dream anyway
everytime u dream the dream goes away
I don't like to be confused
my heart is just always abused
when i dream i hope
I can't cope with all these mixed feelings
I give up
I can't dream anymore
I love you


Published On: 3/17/2007
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published:  March 12, 2007
posted by:  Stuart Britton
Stub Films
 
Our boy Dan House and a couple friends were out killin' it this past weekend.  The boys went out and hit June Lake handrail, which got abused in a good way with out any interuptions except the odd passerby that wanted to check out some stunts, or some destruction on the brutal cheese gratter stairs.  Either way, those who did pass by got  to see a handrail get torn up!  Dan House ended up chipping a bone in his hand while shreddin' but that didnt stop him from riding all weekend.  The boys also hit up Donner Pass for some sweet cliff, booter and powder face shot action.  Everyone loves face shots right?  don't try to hide it!  We know you do.  Donner Pass was off the chains, even though the guys had to deal with yuppie ski school instructors chirppin' them from the road as they drove they fancy cars to their fancy, preppy jobs.  Aren't yuppies suppose to just talk ish behind people's back and not say anything to their face?  either way, yuppies suck.  Check out some of the footage at Stub_Films profile or click here to short cut your way to greatness!
Enjoy!


Published On: 3/12/2007
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My name is Chris
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I cant do a wrong
I cant speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks arent home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Chariles bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
Im so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
Hes already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"Im sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Chris
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me
And you can help
Sickens me to the soul,
And if you read this
and dont pass it on
I pray for your forgivness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!


Published On: 2/5/2007
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So yet again last night My friends and I were at the bar drinking and this was a conversation I had with a great friend of mine that spawned this next drunken rant...... Enjoy!

Ah the One Night Stand. The Hump and Dump. Love ‘Em and Leave ‘Em. Stick it in her Without the Dinner. Once the past time of slimeballs and a**holes, this hobby has been experiencing a new wave of participation. But not, as you may think, by men. Women are now taking control of this once all male sport.

Example- A few months ago I met a guy who moistened my interest. He was strutting around acting like he was all that and had a bag of Doritos in his back pocket. Now if there is one thing I can’t stand it’s a guy who talks the talk, but his cock goes limp at the thought of a little slap and tickle. So I dared him to put his cock where his eyes kept looking. And like any dog you put a little meat in front of his face and he starts humping your leg like he owns you and starts talkin' about feelings and forever and blah, blah, blah. Apparently he just didn’t understand that all I was interested in was getting his cock in my mouth for a little bit, and that was it.

So we went to my place and after one hour and three orgasms (all his) I was done. I got out of bed, got dressed and told him to get out. I will never forget the look of wide-eyed surprise on his face and the words he so tenderly mumbled "Huh…what? I thought we could talk."

After repeating myself several times and throwing his clothes at him, I finally got his ass out of my bed. The whole time I’m walkin’ his butt out my door he keeps askin’ for my phone number and when he’s gonna see me again. As far as I’m concerned he should have been thanking god that he just got the blowjob of a lifetime and didn’t even have to "cuddle". I hate cuddling.

When a man initiates a one-night stand with a woman he’s a stud. When a woman does it, she’s a slut. Look around you, there are a lot more sluts these days. Why? Because in this day and age nobody has time for the rest of the shi*t that usually comes with the opposite sex. All this talking and getting in touch with each other’s feelings just doesn’t hold a candle to a paycheck or a stiff drink, and those are the things to take time getting.

Now if you’re smart, you can turn this to your advantage. Just think of it, you get suckin' and f*ckin', and don’t have to ever meet her mother. What could be better than that? If your really looking for a relationship with a girl, you know that the woman you just bought four tequila shooters for and already her panties are lying in the bed of your truck, is not Ms Right. But if you’re man enough she sure as hell is ready to be Ms Right now. So buck up big boy and let that little lady use and abuse you then throw your ass out of her house. And in the morning mix that Bloody Mary and thank god for the emancipation of women.





Published On: 1/28/2007
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My Blog: this is sad
By: Shaggy420


> My name is Chris

> >

> >I am three,

> >

> >My eyes are swollen

> >

> >I cannot see,

> >

> >I must be stupid

> >

> >I must be bad,

> >

> >What else could have made

> >

> >My daddy so mad?

> >

> >I wish I were better

> >

> >I wish I weren't ugly,

> >

> >Then maybe my mommy

> >

> >Would still want to hug me.

> >

> >I cant do a wrong

> >

> >I cant speak at all

> >

> >Or else im locked up

> >

> >All day long.

> >

> >When im awake im all alone

> >

> >The house is dark

> >

> >My folks arent home

> >

> >When my mommy does come home

> >

> >I'll try and be nice,

> >

> >So maybe ill just get

> >

> >One whipping tonight.

> >

> >I just heard a car

> >

> >My daddy is back

> >

> >From Chariles bar.

> >

> >I hear him curse

> >

> >My name is called

> >

> >I press myself

> >

> >Against the wall

> >

> >I try to hide

> >

> >From his evil eyes

> >

> >Im so afraid now

> >

> >I'm starting to cry

> >

> >He finds me weeping

> >

> >Calls me ugly words,

> >

> >He says its my fault

> >

> >He suffers at work.

> >

> >He slaps and hits me

> >

> >And yells at me more,

> >

> >I finally get free

> >

> >And run to the door

> >

> >Hes already locked it

> >

> >And i start to bawl,

> >

> >He takes me and throws me

> >

> >Against the hard wall

> >

> >I fall to the floor

> >

> >With my bones nearly broken,

> >

> >And my daddy continues

> >

> >With more bad words spoken,

> >

> >"Im sorry!", I scream

> >

> >But its now much to late

> >

> >His face has been twisted

> >

> >Into a unimaginable shape

> >

> >The hurt and the pain

> >

> >Again and again

> >

> >O please God, have mercy!

> >

> >O please let it end!

> >

> >And he finally stops

> >

> >And heads for the door

> >

> >While i lay there motionless

> >

> >Sprawled on the floor

> >

> >My name is Chris

> >

> >I am three,

> >

> >Tonight my daddy

> >

> >Murdered me

> >

> >And you can help

> >

> >Sickens me to the soul,

> >

> >And if you read this

> >

> >and dont pass it on

> >

> >I pray for your forgivness

> >

> >Because you would have to be

> >

> >One heartless person

> >

> >To not be effected

> >

> >By this Poem

> >

> >And because u r effected,

> >

> >Do something about it!

> >

> >So all i ask you to do

> >

> >Is pass this on!

> >

> >IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!

> >

> >PLEASE COPY AND PASTE THIS AND PASS IT ON !!


Published On: 1/24/2007
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My Blog: this is sad
By: Shaggy420


> My name is Chris

> >

> >I am three,

> >

> >My eyes are swollen

> >

> >I cannot see,

> >

> >I must be stupid

> >

> >I must be bad,

> >

> >What else could have made

> >

> >My daddy so mad?

> >

> >I wish I were better

> >

> >I wish I weren't ugly,

> >

> >Then maybe my mommy

> >

> >Would still want to hug me.

> >

> >I cant do a wrong

> >

> >I cant speak at all

> >

> >Or else im locked up

> >

> >All day long.

> >

> >When im awake im all alone

> >

> >The house is dark

> >

> >My folks arent home

> >

> >When my mommy does come home

> >

> >I'll try and be nice,

> >

> >So maybe ill just get

> >

> >One whipping tonight.

> >

> >I just heard a car

> >

> >My daddy is back

> >

> >From Chariles bar.

> >

> >I hear him curse

> >

> >My name is called

> >

> >I press myself

> >

> >Against the wall

> >

> >I try to hide

> >

> >From his evil eyes

> >

> >Im so afraid now

> >

> >I'm starting to cry

> >

> >He finds me weeping

> >

> >Calls me ugly words,

> >

> >He says its my fault

> >

> >He suffers at work.

> >

> >He slaps and hits me

> >

> >And yells at me more,

> >

> >I finally get free

> >

> >And run to the door

> >

> >Hes already locked it

> >

> >And i start to bawl,

> >

> >He takes me and throws me

> >

> >Against the hard wall

> >

> >I fall to the floor

> >

> >With my bones nearly broken,

> >

> >And my daddy continues

> >

> >With more bad words spoken,

> >

> >"Im sorry!", I scream

> >

> >But its now much to late

> >

> >His face has been twisted

> >

> >Into a unimaginable shape

> >

> >The hurt and the pain

> >

> >Again and again

> >

> >O please God, have mercy!

> >

> >O please let it end!

> >

> >And he finally stops

> >

> >And heads for the door

> >

> >While i lay there motionless

> >

> >Sprawled on the floor

> >

> >My name is Chris

> >

> >I am three,

> >

> >Tonight my daddy

> >

> >Murdered me

> >

> >And you can help

> >

> >Sickens me to the soul,

> >

> >And if you read this

> >

> >and dont pass it on

> >

> >I pray for your forgivness

> >

> >Because you would have to be

> >

> >One heartless person

> >

> >To not be effected

> >

> >By this Poem

> >

> >And because u r effected,

> >

> >Do something about it!

> >

> >So all i ask you to do

> >

> >Is pass this on!

> >

> >IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!

> >

> >PLEASE COPY AND PASTE THIS AND PASS IT ON !!


Published On: 1/24/2007
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I don’t really know what’s wrong with me, and I don’t know what to say.

I feel so hollow inside, and I’m unable to concentrate on what’s important everyday.

Everyday grows a bit more emotional for me, and the more angry and hurt I become.

I have a hard time talking to people, and I don’t cry because it makes me feel week and dumb.

I hide behind your smiles and laughter, so you can’t see what’s deep inside.

I told all of you I’m happy and no bad thoughts or worries evade my mind.

So I’ll take out my notebook and I’ll write out all my meaningless thoughts.

I need to break free of all this stress before I internally begin to rot.

So now I’ll put my pen to the paper and write out what’s been troubling me.

Firstly my mother is ill and all I do help, but she shows no sign of ever loving me.

I know my dad loves me but I did some things that upset him very much.

Because of all my mess ups, I live with neither family, and now I’m alone and such.

No one has a clue of the pain running through my heart and veins.

I hate not knowing how to talk or tell people of all my pains.

I feel pathetic talking about my problems and I hate telling people who might care.

I like to handle things myself but I’m lost and asking for someone help, this is quiet rare.

I now know what is wrong with me and why I’m so troubled and confused.

I’m all by myself, I’m lonely and my thoughts and emotions are being abused.

Loneliness is my biggest fear of all, and I need someone there to listen.

Something like a hug may help me through this time, and my eyes may one day glisten.



Published On: 1/22/2007
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Jibonk....Cause Snowboarding Is Gnartastical: Kootenays - Red, Whitewater, Phoenix?
By: seditionarypunk


So red = rad, whitewater = wicked, what shall phoenix bring.
 
Skiing in the kootenays seems to be good even without a major snowfall. it's really great to have some elevation and slope involved with the snowboarding.... not ur sunpeaks barely slanted hill shredding. I really do prefer the steep, why did my sphincter just pucker type of shredgnar. And the right temperature.... why can't the interior produce snow like the southeast.... i mean it's cold there too but it just seems lighter here even when its old, used and abused. Phoenix tomorrow, kinda amped, i mean really there is nothing compared to ones home hill even when that home hill has only 800 metres of elevation gain and a t-bar.
 
Chears and Beers,
.j.


Published On: 12/21/2006
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