This is an older blog I had on MySpace but decided I needed to put on here too...part of a long needed updating process
This past Saturday the Snowriders took a day trip with 3 school vans and 24 members to A-Basin...this one of the most entertaining and chaotic days of my life to date. Here is a re-cap...Hope you guys enjoy this as much as I did.
6:30am - Meet members with vans at Westfall parking lot and load up gear
7am - Head out without Wang (Brandon) and one very hung over member
- Brandon G. proceeds to drive like a maniac and nearly kill himself and 12 members - we later find out he's totaled 9 cars (don't ask how he ended up driving)
- All vans narrowly miss random hay bales in middle of the highway...good times
Consumed: 1/2 Liter Svedka Vodka 1 gallon OJ
9:30am - Arrive at A-Basin - Unload members and gear head out
AMAZING first run despite 40mph winds at top
12am - Tyler and Dave start up game of 'Speed Quarters' in the bar with randoms
1pm - Top of mountain closed down due to poor visibility (and maybe 40mph winds). Lift lines hit 45 minute wait...
1:30pm - Trevor, Meg, Adam2, Joel, myself and Dave decide to take a van (and two of the responsible drivers) 7 miles down the road to Keystone
Consumed: Other 1/2 Liter Vodka (flask in hand we head to the gondola)
2 Hours and 1 AMAZING drunken run later (and after running into Courtney Germain), we head back to A-Basin
3:50pm (and 20 minutes after we had told the members to meet us) - Get back to A-Basin, load up vans and head out
- Not without a stop to the liquor store to pick up: another liter of vodka, a bottle of rum and a 12-pack
Here's where the fun really begins:
- Of course it starts to snow and the wonderful CSU rear wheel drive vans start sliding...the drunken guys decide to get out and help push
- Trevor tackles Tyler and tries to throw him over the guard rail
- Tyler get left behind while smoking and has to chase the van in the snow and ice...
- Joel gets pissed off while pushing the vans since cars are trying to pass us in the break down lane and honking...decides to kick a silver BMW in the door and tells the driver "Get back in your f*ing BMW and go spend some more money!"
- Joel opens door of moving car into Tyler...Trevor jumps out and tackles him again
- Meanwhile...drunken annoying member gains nick name of Rum Runner (here on referred to as RR) for the bottle of rum/gallon of OJ he is consuming by himself - Pissing off everyone in the van
- Trevor drunkenly tries to tell Megan how to drive. Megan gets pissed off and tell Trevor (and RR) to shut up
- We FINALLY get the van moving after fish-tailing all over the place and having to push the van every 5 feet...and it takes us 2-3 hours to hit the Eisenhower Tunnel (should be a half hour - tops)
- RR gets pissed off because I won't let him piss in a bottle. Conversation:
RR: I'm gonna pee in this bottle.
Me: No f*ing way! You're waiting till we get to the gas station like everyone else.
RR: Rugby team is way cooler than Snowriders.
Me: Why? Because they let you piss in beer bottles?!
Time Unknown - Gas Station Stop
- RR tries to purchase two 40's, which we quickly put a stop too (the dumb ass had already had a bottle of rum to himself) - Another comparison of how much better Rugby team is than Snowriders - Meanwhile....Tyler dumps out the rest of RR's booze and replaces it with just OJ - He never knows the difference
- Trevor steals 2 hot dogs, eats one and a half and throws the other at a van while we're pulling out of the parking lot
Back on the Road: Time Unknown
- Trevor, Tyler and annoying/wasted RR PTFO (Tyler in my lap)
- Trevor wakes up: "Hey, we should stop and buy donuts." - One member happens to have purchased donuts at the gas station and gives Trevor half of one.
- Trevor PTFO's
- Trevor wakes up 10 minutes later: "Dude, someone just fed me a f*ing donut."
- Trevor PTFO's
FINALLY We Hit Denver and I-25:
- Dumb Ass (aka RR) wakes up from drunken stupor. Conversation:
RR: Where are we? What happened today?
Adam2: Seriously, dude?
RR: No really. Why did we leave Ft. Collins?
Adam2: Dude, we went to A-Basin and went snowboarding.
RR: Oh yeaH! I kinda remember now...
The retard FORGOT WE WENT SNOWBOARDING!
- A bunch of us are talking about Megan's b-day party that night. Conversation:
RR: What day is it? Thursday? I can totally go to the party as long as I'm in class by 2 tomorrow.
Me: Nope. Sorry. The party is cancelled.
RR: Aw. Too bad *passes out - thank god* (one of the most annoying drunks I've met in my ENTIRE life)
Apparently he also forgot what day it was...I wonder if he tried to go to class today....
9pm - Back in Ft. Collins
- Unload vans, people, booze, etc.
- Attempt to wake up Tyler (hitting his face, shaking limbs, screaming his name) - Finally after 5 full minutes he comes to and stumbles out of the van into a bush
- Tyler tries to kick Gregg - Gregg grabs his leg - Tyler falls onto sidewalk HARD
- Tyler poors can of Pringles over his face while still lying on pavement
- RR pukes in bush in front of dorm
- RR straps board onto his back pack so it's sticking out the sides and attempts to ride his bike down the sidewalk...takes out the mirrors of about 5 cars....falls down...(hereby banished from ALL Snowriders trips and events that involve possible consumption of alcohol)
- The hords disperse and vans (reeking of booze) are returned. Go CSU
- I realize I can't find my keys...eventually make it home to get spare set, shower, head out to Meg's keg party...needless to say neither Trevor or Tyler made it
Once again...most amazing Snowriders day trip ever. I love you guys
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