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So its Halloween night, and me and my bro Marc are heading up 2 Fairview to go party with our bud Brandon who's doing his Power Engineering at the NAIT campus there. As we where told by our invitee, we need costumes, I was going as Ron Burgundy from Anchorman, Marc was a lumberjack. Brandon was Jail-bait. LoL! SO we get to the On-campus town-house brandon is staying in with his roomies, and the party is in full swing! Brandon is already down a 26 and awesomely drunk. So me and Marc get into character and we head 2 the bar, and easy 10 minute walk from Brandons. So we get 2 the bar and start partying. Me a brandon hit a shot set-up of Tequila and Fire-ball, Brandon walks 2 the bathroom, pukes, and continues 2 party, what a trooper! So the party keeps going till closing time. And all three of us, $100 bucks each poorer and really drunk/danced out. Tried 2 make our way home. (This is where it gets super fuzzy. We three peiced the rest of the night together with what we could remember, and this is what we got.) So we start walking... we get 2 the campus, somewhere in the agriculture area. All of a suppen Marc wants 2 fight due to some guy back home who was say shi*t about his girlfriend. (Chris Gullet, nobody likes this guy. I even want 2 kick his ass.) So brandon says 2 him, that he'll fight him. So they hop some fences and start fighting by the riding sable and cattle pens. Me not seeing this go on or where they went, keep walking and yelling for the 2 of them wondering where the hell they are. So I yell and stumble till I hit a slight incline, and me being drunk fell right into a ditch, face first, full of water. So I am soaking wet, I get out but in the process I lose a shoe. I don't care I just keep on walking till all of a sudden a vehicle comes from behind. Its campus security! The lady inside askes "Are you ok?" I say. "Not Really" She says, "Wanna lift?" and I say, "Yes Please" I get in the back and b4 I know it. I'm right in front of the town house and I didn't even know how 2 get there! lol! SO I go inside and pass out on the coach. Mean while back 2 Marc and Brandon. They're fighting like crazy drunks. Till they stop. Marc it still pist and is kicking and punching shi*t. Meanwhile brandon takes off home ready for bed, losing a shoe also somewhere along the way. Marc is now alone, and is also lost. He calls brandons cell, doesn't pick-up. He calls my cell but I fell in the ditch thus f*cking my phone right up 2 the point that it doesn't work. So he calls his girlfriend in falher which is so worried that she wants 2 drive an hour and a half in the early morning 2 come and find him. LoL! He told her not 2 be silly. and he said he'd find his way eventually. So he gets to the town houses, goes in, up the stairs, opens the door to what he thought was Brandon's room. But he notices that the guy sleeping in Brandons room is not Brandon. Further more its not brandon's room. Its not even his townhouse! Marc went into the wrong house! Than he notices that there is a dog, and it starts barking so Marc gets out of the townhouse without the guy waking up! Lucky! And eventually finds his way 2 the right place. With me on the couch and marc in Brandons bed. Brandon decides 2 sleep on the arm chair. I wake up for a moment to see him in a U shape, from arm to arm. Awesome! But when awake in the morning he is laid out on the kitchen floor. Than I notice under my blanket, I am buck naked! I don't even remember taking them off! So we relive our night laugh about it. Than head out 2 KFC, than watch some women's volley-ball and than go looking for our lost items. The only thing 2 turn up is Marc's Rome Lumberjack Toque. But what an awesome drunk time. Well worth the hundred bucks, the lost shoe, and the broken cell phone. Good times with good friends is never a bad thing, no matter what kind of trouble you get into! LoL!
 
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Published On: 11/17/2008
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Effective April 1 - 30, 2003 the Forest Service will be implementing and enforcing a Supervisor's Closure on Vail Mountain, which will prohibit unauthorized access to the Minnie's Deck area where the end-of-season BB&B event has occurred. The Forest Service issued a directive to Vail Resorts under the terms of their special use permit to shut down the BB&B event on Vail Mountain. Historically the BB&B event has taken place at Minnie's Deck and the event had evolved into a gathering of as many as 2,000 people. The behavior of participants posed serious risks to public health and safety as well as caused resource damage. The Supervisor's Closure will be in effect to ensure protection of public health and safety.

So, with a stroke of the pen, the US Forest Service ended the infamous end-of-season party on Vail Mountain, ending a 22 year tradition.  Know by many variations, Boobs, Boomers and Beers; Buns, Boobs, and Beers; Boobs, Booze and Brews, etc, (BB&B) was held on the second Tuesday in April as a way for Vail valley residents and employees to blow off some steam at the end of the season.  The event started in 1980 as a small end-of-season birthday party on Minnie's deck. BB&B devolved into an orgy of drinking, snowball fights and raucous behavior. During the last several years, partiers spent days before BB&B building large snow forts, stashing large quantities of alcoholic beverages, and, too often, hauling up more illicit substances.

Historically, the end of season party probably started much earlier with the Great Race.  This season-ender was usually held in Lionshead and People would dress up in all kinds of wild costumes. A photo of Vail local hooligan Packy Walker standing on the winner’s podium wearing nothing but a fig leaf and his gold medal made the front page of the Vail Trail newspaper. After Vail executives and lawyers killed that event people continued to get costumed up and party at Minnie's Deck.  In those days it was called the mountain formal.  Costumes included top hats and suits as well as high school prom dresses, horrible powder-blue tuxedoes and ballerina tutus.  The event grew and was combined with Warren Miller’s Mad Mountain Marathon and the Rubber Legs Slalom.  The race involved 150 or more slalom gates at the bottom of Vail Mountain and the event raised money for local charities.

When I was there in the spring of 2002, my brother Travis, his wife Michelle, Mayela and I went to the BB&B.  We all carried backpacks loaded with beers, booze and buds.  When we arrived at Minnie's deck the atmosphere was relaxed and people were lounging on the deck in the sun enjoying the event.  We set up camp on the deck and in one of the nearby snow forts crafted by a group of Beaver Creek's happyshack community.  We took some runs and explored the other various snow forts in the woods.  It was amazing the elaborate complex of forts and the adornments within.  Some had full Ice sculpture bars complete with barstools carved from compacted snow.  Others were complete igloos with only a small portal in the roof for ventilation.  Another was an elaborate maze to thwart cops and security spies.

As the day continued, there were jam sessions on the numerous rails that had been created in the woods.  One was a 50 foot long triple wave that dumped out into the main area opening.  Eventually the traditional snowball fight erupted with the main focus from the snow forts surrounding the opening at Minnie's deck.  Some forts were equipped with water balloon launchers.  A couple of times I snuck out through the woods with my snowboard to take runs down born free.  After riding the gondola back up to the top, I'd come rolling into the woods with my pants down and flipping the crowd off in my black afro.  The trick was to ride fast and get to the fort as quickly as possible.  Poor unfortunate souls that tried to follow in the wake turbulence of my entry would get blasted into oblivion.  I would stand on the wall and yell out obscenities to the enemy forts.  The response was a furious barage of snowballs.  People were getting pissed because we were getting bombed with snow.  One time, standing on the wall, I took a water balloon launcher shot to the chest that blasted me flat on my back.  Heffe came right up like a  medic with the Jaegermeister bottle to nurse me back to insanity.

In the evening when security starts to herd everybody out of there is a Chinese downhill of sorts.  This race to the pub progresses down the mountain. There is one particularly steep pitch where people who are so f*cked up that they just take their skis off and hurl themselves bodily down the face, laughing their drunken asses off.  I came up to the edge and launched the hand bag I was carrying as high in the air as I could--only to find out Mayela had her camera in it.  We all ended up at the bars in Vail village till the weee hours of the morning.  It was amazing.  I'm glad I got to experience the greatest party on earth before it was over.  Good times

As kind of a sick footnote to all of this, the event has been commercialized in a couple of different forms. Never shy about making a buck off the sweat and toil of the locals Vail Resorts promptly christened Siebert's Mad Mountain Marathon and Beaver creek Blues, Brews, and Bar-B-Que. There is no limit to the depth of slime with Vail Management.



Published On: 11/10/2008
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Lunenburg Skate Comp


Event Info
Host:
Vaughn Whynot
Time and Place
Date:
Saturday, November 1, 2008
Time:
12:00pm - 10:00pm
Location:
Lunenburg Skate Park
City/Town:
Lunenburg, NS
Contact Info
Email:

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Description

I will be organizing this whole thing like previous comps and jams, All the money Raised will be going to Ida And Robyn Scott for the "Paul Scott Memorial Fund" to help with the upkeep of the Lunenburg skate park.
The contest will include
-The Comp with 3 skill groups.
-best trick
-game of skate
-product toss
and who ever come dress in a Halloween Costume will get there name enter in to win a prize.
Price are
Skill Level 1 - $6.00
Skill Level 2 - $8.00
Skill Level 3 - $10.00

Here is a link to a printable flyer to post around.
Flyer - http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/3/10/5/f_Picture1m_8f5f0aa.jpg
Invite your friends
Thanks
Vaughn

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Published On: 9/10/2008
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Why go to Alaska when you can do springtime at Squaw? Maybe it's the sunshine and slushy snow, but my skiing memories are always fuzzy this time of year....good thing I took some pictures. Sunday was the annual Cushing's Crossing pond-skimming event, and the last day for KT-22. Lachlan had his friends haul a pre-made ramp onto the run-in for the pond-skimming thing, and he threw a good ol' backflip right into the pond: classy. We stopped by Chamois, once again, where Miller wielded the Lange boot beer-bong like a pro. Earlier in the afternoon, Rom had become the first victim of the Lange contraption, which left him choking and sputtering Icehouse onto his magenta three-piece suit like an 8th grader. In other news, Jon Cooper nailed all 104 spread-eagles he attempted on Sunday. Fun facts: Ralph B. sewed his penis costume by hand, and after each use he re-fills the balls with more stuffing. Good times!

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Published On: 4/30/2008
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The Superman Mythos

by Thyroros

The term superman first entered into modern usage through the writings of Friedrich Nietzsche. This late nineteenth-century German philosopher was vehemently anti-Christian and never tired of condemning the faith as weak, absurd, even detrimental to human development. While Hitler admired him, and the Nazis are said to have made use of some of his ideas, Nietzsche did not actually share their racist and anti-Semitic views. (1) Thus it is not entirely incongruous that two young Jewish men from Cleveland, Ohio would have adopted the term for their own use. While many assume Superman is merely a work of science fiction, I do not believe this to be the case. I too grew up amid all the movies (the first film starring Christopher Reeve came out the year after I was born), cartoons, and TV shows, believing the Man of Steel to be nothing more than a slightly stale and out-dated comic book hero. However, after watching various episodes of Smallville, a very different interpretation of the American icon began to impress itself upon me.

As nonsensical or offensive as some people might think this to be, the tale of Superman represents an allegory of another well-known supernatural, extra-terrestrial being: Satan.

Before delving into some of the more specific correlations, and often glaring similarities, between these two legendary immortals, there is an important point which needs to be made regarding the nature of angels. Angels are extra-dimensional and other-worldly travellers who make infrequent appearances throughout the Bible and other related texts. They usually do not have wings, and they almost always appear just like men. The Seraphim and Cherubim are the only two celestial orders consistently described in the Bible which bear wings. While most angeaologies consider both orders to be angels, the highest orders in fact, neither the Old nor New Testaments refer to them as such. But this is really just a semantic argument that needn't be fully addressed here. Anyway, the English word angel is derived from the Greek angelos which simply means messenger, as does the Hebrew mal'ach, which is used in the Torah, the prophets, and other Hebrew writings. (2) These terms can be used to indicate human or divine beings. Many times the humans with whom angels communicate are not even aware of it until the supernatural visitors perform some act obviously beyond the capability of mere mortals. After closely examining all the Biblical references, I was forced to conclude that there is no overwhelming distinction between angels and what modern mythology refers to as aliens. Both are extra-terrestrial, and both seem to exhibit powers and/or technology beyond what might traditionally be considered human. Now, Satan, if standard Christian doctrine is correct, is a fallen angel, while Kal-El, or Superman, is a stranded, immigrant alien.

Objections may arise as angels are said to dwell in heaven while aliens inhabit the supposedly innumerable worlds located in the vast reaches of space. But again, the only difference between the concepts of heaven and space lie in the minds of people who refuse to acknowledge the simple facts. Both exist above and outside the earth, and both are impossible to visit for the majority of living human beings on this planet. Even now, after thirty-some years of manned space-flight, it still requires the pinnacle of human technology, and the availability of monumental resources, to even consider such undertakings. We haven't been to the moon in over thirty years according to official sources. Moreover, space remains extremely dangerous. It is a notoriously hostile environment; the slightest mistake or malfunction can bring about instantaneous death for even the most well-trained astronaut. So, heavenly realms and intergalactic space, not that different, right? Okay then, hopefully that matter is settled, and we can move on to Krypton.

As most of us know, Kal-El's homeworld, Krypton, was completely obliterated due to a nuclear reaction at its core, which resulted in the infant Kryptonian's emergency flight to earth. Now, some theorize that the asteroid belt in our solar system was created when a large, terrestrial planet located between Mars and Jupiter (often referred to as Astera/Astara) exploded some time in the past. (3) It's possible that this same cataclysm was also responsible for the destruction of the Red Planet's atmosphere and its civilization. Satan may also be connected with Mars and Astera, depending on one's interpretation of certain Old Testament books such as Ezekiel. Ezekiel states in chapter 28, verse 14 that the former anointed cherub, Satan, "walked up and down in the midst of the stones of fire". It's not a very far stretch of the imagination to connect "the stones of fire" with planets. Please examine the following verses for more details:

Ezekiel 28:15-17 15 Thou wast perfect in thy ways from the day that thou wast created, till iniquity was found in thee. 16 By the multitude of thy merchandise they have filled the midst of thee with violence, and thou hast sinned: therefore I will cast thee as profane out of the mountain of God: and I will destroy thee, O covering cherub, from the midst of the stones of fire. 17 Thine heart was lifted up because of thy beauty, thou hast corrupted thy wisdom by reason of thy brightness: I will cast thee to the ground (Hebrew 'eretz is also often translated as land or earth), I will lay thee before kings, that they may behold thee.

So Satan may have ruled a physical civilization spanning Mars, Astara, and perhaps several moons as well. But he rebelled against his God and King, and was cast to the earth along with a third of the Heavenly Host (See Revelation 12:4).

The aforementioned information thus allows us to have a much clearer understanding of the scenario presented in Smallville 1961. While I don't disagree with Chloe about the possibility of genetic memory being stored in the DNA, I don't accept that this was necessarily true in Clark’s case. I believe it to be more likely that Jor-El and Kal-El are one person, not father and son. Here's how it works:

I. Jor-El is Satan. II. The father who exiled Jor-El/Satan to earth is actually the Father, as in Yahweh, the God of the Bible. III. Jor-El/Satan returns to space to continue the "War in Heaven" (See Revelation 12:7).. IV. In order to eventually assume the role of Anti-Christ, Satan devises a seemingly foolproof plan. Just as Yahweh/God limited himself in power when He assumed the form of Jesus/the Christ, Satan formulates a a similar device. He clones himself and denies this clone access to certain segments of his memory and powers. This way he will more easily deceive humans into believing that he is a righteous savior rather than evil incarnate. But he makes messages and recordings beforehand which will remind him of certain things at planned intervals. This will enable him to develop in the most ideal way in order to fit the role of the Christ more perfectly. V. Satan and his angels are defeated in the heavenly realms, Mars and Astera/Krypton is destroyed as a result. Satan transfers his consciousness/spirit from Jor-El to the infant clone, Kal-El and rockets off toward earth.

As additional support for this concept, let us explore the meanings of the principal character's names belonging to the Superman mythos:

Clark - Old English - Clergyman or learned man (4)

Kent - Welsh - Bright white, white or bright (5). Another interesting possible derivation of this name is from the Biblical Kenites (first mentioned in Genesis 15:19 as enemies of Israel), who may have been descended from Cain (for in Hebrew Cain is more accurately transliterated as Qayin, and Kenites as Qayini. Adding an "i" to the end of a name in Hebrew indicates the people or descendants of that personage. Israel/Israeli, Qayin/Qayini. See the pattern?) (6)

Kal-El - Can be translated as destruction or completion of God in Hebrew (or possibly 'all that is God/totality of God'). (7) El is the Hebrew word for God.*

Jor-El - J is actually pronounced Y (the letter Yod) in Hebrew. Possible translations are: Yare'-el - fear of God, Yarah-El - God teaches, taught of God, Yeru-El - God is a foundation, Yeri-El - founded of God; God will see. (8)

Krypton/Kryptonite - From the Greek words krypto - To hide; kryptos - hidden unseen, secret; krypte - hidden place (9)

Lex - Latin for law (Just in case 'Lex' is actually short for Alexander, Alexander is Greek for leader of men, alex (leader) + ander (men).10

Luthor (Luther) - Teutonic- famous warrior/ famous in war

Old German - Warring ones

German - warrior/famous people?. Martin Luther was a Catholic monk and theologian turned Protestant reformer (1483-1546). (11)

*If one is inclined to doubt that Kal-El and Jor-El may actually be Hebrew names, allow me to you remind you that both Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster, the original creators of Superman, were Jewish. Maybe I'm wrong, but I think it's highly unlikely they would give their characters Hebrew-sounding names by pure chance. (12)

There are just a few more items of interest which may possibly be connections between Kal-El and the Red Dragon/Satan. Since Superman derives his powers from the sun, that would make him a kind of 'sun god'. Satan has sometimes been compared with the sun gods of ancient mythology such as the Egyptian Ra, the Greek/Roman Apollo and the Persian Mithra. The 'infinity serpent' burned onto Clark's chest in the second season finale of Smallville is another fascinating correlation, as Satan is often recognized as being or controlling the serpent in the Garden of Eden (Genesis chapter 3), and one of his titles in Revelation (12:9) is that "that old serpent". Finally, it would be quite simple to draw a pentagram inside the five-pointed shield emblazoned on Superman's costume. Pentagrams are used in ceremonial magic and Satanism the world over. Not that such a detail is conclusive, but I just thought I'd include it for the sake of being thorough.

So what does all of this mean? The reader, of course, is free to draw his or her own conclusions But here's what I believe; Superman comics, movies, and TV shows (and everything else in between) are Satanic Propaganda. Superman is the Anti-Christ/Satan and Lex Luthor, representing Christianity, is desperately trying to defend the earth against him. As the story is told from Satan's perspective, Lex is falsely demonized and portrayed as an insane criminal. In the words of Friedrich Nietzsche from Thus Spake Zarathustra, "God is dead. I teach you the superman." This is the lie that the father of lies is eager for us all to swallow down between mouthfuls of French fries and jelly-filled breakfast pastries.

- Thyroros, December 2, 2003, Redlands, CA.

Endnotes:

1. See Friedrich Nietzsche's Biography.com
2. Information gathered by using the King James Bible (1611 Authorized Version) and The Strongest Strong's Exhaustive Concordance of the Bible. James Strong, L.L.D., S.T.D. Fully Revised and Corrected by John R. Kohlenberger III and James A. Swanson. Grand Rapids Michigan. Zondervan. 2001
3. Click here for the standard line on the Asteroid Belt formation. Go here for more information on the possible link between Mars, Astara, and Satan, maybe even Venus?
4. Name definition for Clark (Any standard name/baby-name book should provide this information.)
5. Name meanings & Name origins (Any standard name/baby-name book should provide this information.)
6. See footnote 2. Most Biblical scholars don't make the connection between Cain and the Kenites. This is probably due to the long-held view that the Flood of Noah/The Great Deluge (as related in Genesis chapters 6-8) was worldwide and no one survived except Noah and his family. However, a gr owing number dispute that the Flood was regional rather than global (which is possible based on certain interpretations of the passages in Genesis), and therefore, Cain's progeny could have survived.
7. From the Strong's Concordance Hebrew Dictionary (contained within the same volume), Reference numbers 3605-3607, 3615-3617
8. From the Strong's Concordance Hebrew Dictionary (contained within the same volume), Reference numbers 3372, 3384, 3385, 3400. Incidentally, yerah is the Hebrew word for moon, ref. 3391.
9. From the Strong's Concordance Greek Dictionary (contained within the same volume), Reference numbers 2926-2928 10. (Any competent Latin-English and Greek-English dictionaries can be used to find these definitions. Also standard name/baby-name book should provide this information.) Here's a couple of websites just in case you want them. For Alexander. For Lex & another for Lex. Just for fun, here's website containing excerpts of Plutarch's Alexander the Great (who was not a good guy) bio.
11. "Luthor/Luther" name meaning.
12. "Jews are the true comic book heroes", article from the Chicago Sun Times and here's a History of Superman article from Superman.com.ar in case your interested.

End the words of Thyroros.

This article can be found at: http://www.supermanhomepage.com/comics/comics.php?topic=articles/superman-satan



Published On: 4/29/2008
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Wednesday, October 31, 2007

 

Still B's in Calgary plus Kook tube vids of the day.



I couldn't pick a favorite so you get them both.





DD wanted to see Jman and Zeddy's Halloween costumes. Here you are DD.




Published On: 10/31/2007
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I can't upload photos right now but guess what...
 
for HALLOWEEN 2007
The HEAVEN AND HELL BLOCK PARTY IS BACK!
 
Heaven at the Beagle, $300 prize for best costume of someone who ought be in HEAVEN, and PUFF THE MAGIC DJ - this is the dance party!
 
HELL at Garfs, $300 costume prize for someone who ought be in HELL and
 
SWEATSHOP UNION!
 
But it get's even better...
 
GET ON THE SNOWBOARD.COM GUEST LIST AND we will BUY YOU YOUR FIRST DRINK at the Beagle at 10pm to start your night out...
 
you MUST MAKE GARFS YOUR FRIEND (through your profile, if you don't have one sign up now, it's easy) and sign then up on the guest list... then just show up with EVERYONE ELSE to get the party started at the Beagle at 10pm.
 
Sweatshop Union 11:15 sharp.
Animal Nation to open.
Dance with PUFF all night at the Beagle. 
 
IT'S GOING TO BE HUGE!
 
(did i mention that the block party is free?)


Published On: 10/17/2007
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I can't upload photos right now but guess what...
 
for HALLOWEEN 2007
The HEAVEN AND HELL BLOCK PARTY IS BACK!
 
Heaven at the Beagle, $300 prize for best costume of someone who ought be in HEAVEN, and PUFF THE MAGIC DJ - this is the dance party!
 
HELL at Garfs, $300 costume prize for someone who ought be in HELL and
 
SWEATSHOP UNION!
 
But it get's even better...
 
GET ON THE SNOWBOARD.COM GUEST LIST AND we will BUY YOU YOUR FIRST DRINK at the Beagle at 10pm to start your night out...
 
you MUST MAKE GARFS YOUR FRIEND (through your profile, if you don't have one sign up now, it's easy) and sign then up on the guest list... then just show up with EVERYONE ELSE to get the party started at the Beagle at 10pm.
 
Sweatshop Union 11:15 sharp.
Animal Nation to open.
Dance with PUFF all night at the Beagle. 
 
IT'S GOING TO BE HUGE!
 
(did i mention that the block party is free?)
 


Published On: 10/12/2007
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Boom. It's that time of year again, Doglotion.com is bringing TGR's latest
Ski & Snowboard Film premiere to Whistler- ‘Lost & Found’ -
a 16mm/HD Ski & Snowboard Film, presented by JEEP.
Packed with local talent, this is the must see premiere of the season.
Add in a rockin’ after party at the Longhorn Saloon to usher in the 07.08 season,
plus swag giveaways and athlete appearances – and you’re in for an epic night.
Get Ian McIntosh to autograph your chest, then sit back and enjoy the show.

And the icing on the cake… rumours have it Doglotion.com will present the
World Premiere of Paul Cotton’s ‘Gaper Day 2007’ short film; a mockumentary of the biggest Whistler-end-of-season ‘celebration’ yet. Daffies, twisters, rock grinds, one-pieces, stretch-pants, Mexican wrestlers – exposed on the big screen like never before.

DETAILS

When: 2 shows (7 & 9pm), on Friday September 28
Where: MY Millennium Place Theatre, Whistler
What: Ski & Snowboard Film premiere of 'Lost & Found'
Bonus: World Premiere of Paul Cotton's Gaper Day 2007 short film.
Tix: $9.99. All ages, available in advance at Ticketmaster.ca or
at MY Millennium Place Theatre, in person or by phone 604 935 8410. Get them in advance, sold out in years past.
After Party: "Fire, Ice, & DYNAMITE" The Party. At the Longhorn Saloon.
Swag give-aways, DJ, drink specials, bring it on.
They're welcoming FIREBALL to their family of drinks, and the FIREBOMB specials will be going down hard.
No cover charge. (Sorry no minors). Bonus points and anyone rocking a Fire, Ice & DYNAMITE costume.
Need inspiration? Think Willy Bogner film with breakdancing monoboarders in one-piece suits.
 
And someone's going home with a pair of new
DYNASTAR TROUBLE MAKERS!

About the film...

LOST AND FOUND is the story of the extraordinary season of 2006.07 as seen through the eyes of world-class skiers and snowboarders. With global drought persisting and ski resorts closing around the world, athletes are forced to follow the snow, sending them deep into the uncharted north country of Alaska and Canada – including of course – the
Whistler area. Filmed almost entirely in North America, LOST AND FOUND is a testament to the terrain and conditions that only exist in the Western Hemisphere.

It wouldn’t be complete without mind-blowing performances by some of our favourite Whistler athletes, Ian McIntosh, Dana Flahr, Kye Petersen, and Victoria Jealouse. McIntosh returns to try one-upping the films best breakthrough performance in last year’s film – his own – while Flahr is pumped on his return from injuries, and it shows. Once again, the Whistler crew pretty much shows the pros how we rock here in Whistler, and well, how last winter rocked us.
This film will take you into the vast, unexplored Tordrillo Mountains of Alaska, proving that some of the best big mountain riding in the world is still completely undiscovered. Athletes take advantage of the bountiful winter in British Columbia, hit disturbing park features in Aspen and score over-the-head powder pillows at Skeena Heliskiing.
The winter of 2007 was feast or famine; LOST AND FOUND documents the feast.

Sponsored by: JEEP, The North Face, Rossignol, Dynastar/Lange, Powder Magazine, Recco, Apple, Outside Magazine, Jackson Hole Mountain Resort and Burton
Local Sponsors: DYNASTAR, Glacier Shop, Rossignol, Whistler Blackcomb



Published On: 9/22/2007
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My Journal: It's time to party
By: Jesgirl


With the summer concert series quickly approaching, I'm trying to do the opposite this year and lay low....lol
It's hard to find a job when you really don't feel motivated to do the same thing everyday!
 
There is a pretty good line up this year for touring:
 
"The summer concert season already looks hot, with shows set by the Police, Justin Timberlake, Kenny Chesney, Dave Matthews, John Legend, Tim McGraw & Faith Hill, John Mayer, Fergie and the free Ozzfest."
 
 
The eyes of the concert business will be on White River July 12 when Ozzfest kicks off its history-making free tour. You won't be able to just walk in, however. You have to get tickets either by pre-ordering Ozzy Osbourne's new album, "Black Rain," at www.ozzy.com (it'll be in stores May 22) or by logging onto the site on June 12. Tickets for the 24-city tour will be available there while supplies last.
 
 
 
Also making the rounds this summer, are Tim and Faith.  Always one of my favorite tours because they spare no expense on staging, lighting and one of the best live sound rigs out there.
 
 
 
 
 
 
The Police are looking to out sell Madonna on their summer bash, but I think even at 250.00 a ticket, they will fall short to Madonna's multi million dollar sold out extravaganza!!   Which btw, still topples the list of badass theatrical concerts.
 
 
Of coarse my girl Gwen is out with the Sweet Escape tour.  Always a good show, always a good time.  This time around she is pulling out all the stops, more dancers, more props, and without a doubt, more costumes!!
 
 
 
Kelly Clarkson, Clay Aiken, and even the currant American Idols still pull in the crowds all over the country. 
Keith Urban and Martina McBride are pulling in some numbers for the country genre.
And if anybody wants to come jump up and down with me at the Fall Out Boy show, just give a holla!!
 
 
 
 


Published On: 5/9/2007
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This past weekend I went on my first overnight trip to the US.  THursday night, I headed to Windsor for Korean BBQ with Cathy, John and Cris, then back to his for 'fros.
 
Early friday morning, I crossed the border headed up to Grizzled's place and off we were for a weekend in Northern Michigan.  The sun was shinning, the weather was fabulous, and I was so stoked to get on my board!  We rode at Schuss Mountain Friday.. and there was hardely anyone there.  It was great for me, as it was my first day on a board since the knee injury and i was having some difficulties.  Boarding itself was great... but skating was painful, and stopping and getting off the lifts was just hillarious. At one point I felt like Zoolander as I exclaimed 'I can't turn left!'.  After a couple hours, I needed a break.. so we took the shuttle to Summit mountain. What a joke. about 6 runs, and 2 2man lifts that look like they were the first lifts ever invented.  But, we were the only 2 on the runs for most of the time we were there.  The runs were still groomed from the morning, and it was now 5pm.  It was great! Norbert (grizzled) crossed off an item from his to do list, as he wrote 'skiers suck' in big letters under the lift.  We then headed back to our place to change, have dinner, then call it a night.
 
Saturday Morning, I woke up and iced my knee. I knew that I wouldn't be riding again, so I decided to start the day out with some 'fros.  After a couple, then a breakfast beer with my egg n bagel, I started to pack up my provisions for the day.  This included some beer and filing my camelback with redbull and vodka. Yum. I was sipping at that thing before we even left the Inn.  Norbert went riding, and I hobbled around the village... then sat on a bench and people watched and chatted with some other injured folk.  Lunch time came around, and it was tailgating time.  Nothing like beer and hotdogs at the base of the mountain to cheer a girl up, and I needed cheering up, I was sooooooooo depressed about not being able to board.
 
Saturday was not only St-Pats,but also Carnival Days at Boyne.  Meaning, lots of drinking and costumes on the slopes.  They had a party on the slopes.. which ment having to get a lift ticket and board. And I have to say, I was so stoked to be able to do one run!  Got up the lift with a swift pay off to the lifty, and borded across the slope to the party, where all the random people I met in the parking lot were.. good times, and I was so excited to strap on my board to ride down!  After much more drinking, and some random run-ins, ski patrol was starting to kick us of the mountain. So I went to get my board. But Norbert already had it, and was refusing to let me ride. He said that I should save my knee for whistler and just walk down instead. I tried explaining that it hurt more to walk down the hill than to ride, but he was having none of it. Then, in what is not my proudest moment, I just sat on the slopes in total frustration and cried! There's a great pic of this... there is also a fab pic of me getting pulled down the slope with a ski pole.  I have to say, all i wanted was that one run, and the damn knee police took it away from me.  No worries, i'll get over it eventually!
 
Sunday, did a bit of tubing before heading back home... and yet another fabulous day! The weather was so great all weekend! And i did have tons of fun dispite not getting to ride.   so yeah... that was my weekend!
 
Oh, and monday morning, I walked into my class to find that the ceiling had caved in over march break. No fun at all... what a crappy day that was!


Published On: 3/20/2007
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Ha, like this has anything to do with Valentines Day?  Like this has anything to do with anything in general (by now you should have picked up a trend in noting that I take no reason to write and rather do so to hear myself babble, please discontinue reading at this point).  What's the point of happy holidays like Valentine's Day?  It's just about as materialistic as Christmas.  Probably even worse considering that there's no actual religious connection to it.  Sure San Valentino married people in the spirit of Christ despite the laws against such actions yaddah yaddah yaddah, fat men in elvis suits do it in Nevada all the time.  Nope, Valentine's day is a completely materialstic holiday, but you know what, so's St. Patricks Day.  At least people get drunk on St. Patrick's day.  You know what else is completely materialistic?  Halloween, but you see, there's nothing wrong with that.  The mass population of people who celebrate the holiday know that its strictly about candy and costume.  Sure, you've got your satanic orginizations, your wiccans and witches (who to be politically correct are in no way attatched the satanists) people who do find a deep spiritual connection with the holiday but whatever, it's the candy and costumes...and the occasional beer.


Published On: 2/14/2007
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omg im random.. so i was late for school the other day because im cool and i can do that.. and my teacher asked why i was late.. so i was going to tell her that i slept in but i decided it would be funner to make up a huge story.. so here it is..
            
                   umm.. well.. you see when i was walking to school this morning i saw a pretty teensy weensy horsie.. so i followed it and it went into a magical garden full of magic.. then i tripped over a magic rock and fell on a BIG leaf.. it was SOOO BIG!! like the size of your head!!! so i decided taht i wanted to paint a pretty picture.. so i painted a picture of a bowl of soup. (chicken noodles..) then i wanted some soup so i ate some... then i was listening to my ipod then i jsut started dancing... then i fell off a bridge and i found a big grizzly bear costume.. so i put it on because i wanted to scare little kids... i scared this one little and he dropped a pencil then i remembered that i needed a pancil for school... then i remembered i was sopposed to go.. so now im here..


she didnt think it was as funny as the whole class did.
haha'
im great.



Published On: 1/31/2007
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19th of january..
 
Where shall I begin! My first day at work went perfectly! I loved the staff, the costumers where awsome and the working hours suits me perfectly! But!!??
When I had quit for the day I was supposed to go to the gym.. you know to keep my body rocking;) I jumped up on my bike and I was on my way.. bang!! my brakes where broken and I bumped into a lamp!you know the big one´s next to the road! and of course I bumped into it with my cheek first! at first I didn´t feel a thing, but when I came to the hospital I could feel my cheekbone cracking a bit!
oh no! (my first reaction)
The doctor examined me and told me that I had a few cracks in my cheekbone, and that I´ll be swollen for a couple of days, and that the only food I should eat should be = babyfood,soup and so on..
I can´t eat chocolate!(my second reaction)
 
Well, he also told me that it probably will heal just fine and that it will be like it was before when the swullingness disapears..
I sure hope so:S.... my biggest concern now is that I want be able to exercise and I really can´t eat properly:S I definitly don´t wanna lose weight, I don´t think it´s good looking to be too thin! 
 
have a nice day you all! and remember don´t bike without brakes! It not only hurts to crash, your a danger in the traffic!!(( that felt good, I´m not only getting peoples pitty but I also make a very good moral point;) ))
 


Published On: 1/19/2007
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Next Friday Jan 12th, Skool will be opening its doors to a Western experience Billabong style. So grab your wranglers, throw back a Coors Light and dress up in the zaniest cowboy costume and walk out with a 07 Signal Snowboard. Have you ever Lassoed a calf? If you think your're a cowboy show up with your slacks and hop on the Rodeo Roper,winner takes home $100. Enter online at www.eventsingentertainment.com to win guest list for you and your friends. If you didn't think the night was good enough the Daisy Dukes will be making appearances all night. Jessica Simpson ain't got nothin on these two!!!!      PS Jessica Simpson will not be attending - she declined our invite and private Heli




Published On: 1/6/2007
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Next Friday Jan 12th, Skool will be opening its doors to a Western experience Billabong style. So grab your wranglers, throw back a Coors Light and dress up in the zaniest cowboy costume and walk out with a 07 Signal Snowboard. Have you ever Lassoed a calf? If you think your're a cowboy show up with your slacks and hop on the Rodeo Roper,winner takes home $100. Enter online at www.eventsingentertainment.com to win guest list for you and your friends. If you didn't think the night was good enough the Daisy Dukes will be making appearances all night. Jessica Simpson ain't got nothin on these two!!!!      PS Jessica Simpson will not be attending - she declined our invite and private Heli




Published On: 1/5/2007
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(asmall tribute)its winter solstice and weare havign  the damn saturnalia festival out front my house again. damn community.the guy in the leaf costume was harassing carsthe snowman looked like it was made out of cracksanta  was ofcorse awsome
 
so today i wake up to a fight with mum. the last few months ive been trying to plan my trip to sweden hardcore. who wants to go to lame ass cancun for spring break wehn you could travel some where interesting. well anyways my parents have said several times i should just do and exchange or abroad program. im looking it up right now and sounds great. and i wouldnt be here any more so double great. i cant live here any more


Published On: 12/9/2006
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OK, here we go, time for another contest. The Halloween contest had some pretty weak submissions, so we voted JF's costume as the Frenchman to be best costume. No prizes for him, so we went back to the laboratories with Marty and his team and have come up with a new one. After multiple experiments and vigorous scientific testing, we came up "best hairdo contest". We want to see your best haircuts, and will post the winning hairdo on the now world famous whiteout blog. Speaking of haircuts, I took a 200 hundred dollar haircut at the bar last night welcoming Paavo and EEro back to town at Colin Adair's beenie and scarf party. Back to the contest, the sweetest haircut will win a copy of Wear It Well, aswell as a copy of The Big Blind, and some sweet Helly Hansen gear. You can email submissions to contact@whiteout-films.com. We'll get you motivated with a sweet shot of Eero and his awesome party hair!

Published On: 11/25/2006
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The Sofa Store,
 
 
Walking down the main street of wick was a small 12 inch high lepoard he was wearing a green jumper, blue trousers, a shiney pink jackey, a human sized glove on his head and a peace symbol around his neck, he was half way down the street when he came across a shop that sold sofas, There was a massive sign in the window that said half of for anyone over the age of 90, he though "well im 89 i could pass as 90" so he went up to the clerk who was a 6 foot tall giraff wearing a kilt and a balaclava, the lepoard squinted at the giraff and the giraff squinted at the leporad the said in unisun "What the f*ck are you?" the lepoard says "aren't you supposed to be a human" and the giraff said "well i was once but i met this man at the bingo that said that for a tenner he could turn me into any animal i wanted, so without thinking about the consequences i siad "ok i wanna be a giraff" and then poof i was a giraff i was so amazed I started running about when i got back to where the man was he was gone i though oh shi*t how will i get back to being a human, and then i noticed that the tenner was still on the table so it was a win win situation. The lepoard look at him like he wanted to say nigga is yo crazy?, then said "that still does'nt explain how you came to get a job in a sofa store or why you're wearing that ridiculos get-up". Well that was the hard part everybody took some convinsing that i was me, i was about to get ran out of town when i had an ingeneous idea. I decided to break into my house, go into my wardrobe and get out last years halloween costume, so i got it and went into the back garden and put it on, which by the way wasn't an easy task without any apposable thumbs, i put it on and started dancing a dance that i had done at the same halloween party i had worn the costume to, my wife looked out the window and realised it was me, "so i wear this ridiculos  get - up as you so bluntly put it so people know its me. The lepoard looked at the giraff and said "i only came in to buy a sofa at half price and i have just had the single most wierdest day of my life" and i hope by reading this story you have too!


Published On: 11/23/2006
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First up, that contest that I posted last week regarding Halloween really hasn't worked out as good as I was hoping. I was planning to post some amazing submissions like our Frenchman costumes or a gang of crazy mexicans, but judging by the submissions we are far from a winner. Apparently a free Wear It Well DVD and your photo on the all-classy blog isn't as motivating as I thought, so Helly Hansen has helped out and thrown in a beanie and t-shirt for the best costume. You can email submissions to contact@whiteout-films.com, and don't be scared to submit the photos of your girlfriends dressed as classy nurses and cops. On another note, we had a little rider meeting last week with a few of the riders and our own panel of scientists that work full-time here at Whiteout Films and it seemed that the lack of new snow was indeed a problem. The riders were complaining that they actually needed snow to get started for this season so our scientists decided to go straight to work. After a few hours in our laboratories, which by the way are full of cylinders, beakers, tongs and bunsen burners, our scientists made it happen. Check out these photos from this weekend from Seymour and from the village in Whistler that were sent to us via Satellite. Get crackin' on sending in those Halloween photos and wax up your sticks for opening day. Peace!

Published On: 11/13/2006
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