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Proud to announce that Bataleon riders Brett Butcher and Nick Visconti will feature in the all new ThinkThank project ” ThanksBrain” coming out this Fall. After many late night editing sessions, cut shots, and reliving the magical moments, Think Thank is almost set to release our fourth video Thanks Brain! It’s said that the human mind is the single most complex structure in the known universe and in “Thanks Brain!” we pay tribute to this. “Thanks Brain!” is a celebration of brain power, were the physical meets the mental and progression is reached through creativity. This year the weird are weirder, the sick are sicker and the cones are bigger than ever before. See this season’s snowboard adventures through the minds-eye of Sean Genovese, Lucas DeBari, Brett Butcher, Jesse Burtner, Gus Engle, Nick Visconti, Mark Thompson, Scott Stevens, Dean Barbier, Pat Milbery, Andre Spinelli, Johnny Miller, Ben Bogart, Blair Habenicht, Matt Edgers, and Jed Hoffman. Pushing boundaries, and enjoying snowboarding, this is Think Thank. “The human brain is a most unusual instrument of elegance and as yet unknown capacity.” Stuart Seaton Expected release date: Aug. 1st 2007


Published On: 6/21/2007
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Hey everyone,

Just to let everyone know I am currently selling off copies of In Case of Emergency for only $10!!!  Let me know if you're interested in buying a copy.

Thanks for the support and love!
Nate Butcher.



Published On: 3/8/2007
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Realm of Dopefiend: Dead Body Disposal
By: dopefiend


Let's talk about dead body disposal
My proposal take the corpse to the bathtub
And drain the blood out of the bastard
Strip ya self nude first so you don't get blood on ya new shirt
And cut the f*ckin' corpse up like a butcher to meat kid
And put the pieces inside trash bags
So she'll be wreaking like a fags ass
With flesh covered in leeches
And throw the bags away
In various trash bins in different areas
This shi*t's hilarious
Nobody notices some a**hole taking out the garbage
Who would know it's a carcass?
Even if they were focusing 'cause the plastic bag is dark kid
And even the nosy bitch wouldn't open it, it make no sense
And if you do it just before a trash pick up
The bodies hauled away before it decays and stinks up
It won't be noticed but literally turns up other shi*t
And ya bag is in the middle buried right under it
Especially if you double-bagged it
Ya victim'll stay a ****** in fragments forever stagnet

Dead Body Disposal
For those that don't know what to do after ya foes are killed
shi*t could get messy when the blood flow spills
You never know when you might need to know skills
In body disposal it's no frills
Dead Body Disposal
Are you interested in hearing my proposal?

Bodies begin to stink within an hour of death
And if it's warm outside then it's quicker for the sour stench to leak out
the flesh
So think about the steps
You taking killing and be willing to consider the best
Be extra careful and grab an aerosol can of pepper spray
to coat the pieces the smell is unbearable
Hold the first layer of bag beautifully
that'll keep animals from tearing open the bag to get to the meat
Squirrels, dogs, and birds
Officers with dogs that smell won't find shi*t when they thrown off the scent
You could hang a f*ck upside down in ya tub
And slit his throat from ear to ear to remove a large amount of blood
Most of it'll gush out on a tunnel once
But to get that last couple of pints drained work his arms like pumps
For dismemberment gentlemen I recommend
heavy duty brawn saws that cut through gendleums like pendulums
But if you want to take your time don't rush it
either cut each piece off like Pizza Hut pizza with a rusty cleaver
Then put each piece up in a freezer
Take out the trash in a couple of days the stench of decomposition's meager
And make sure there's no incriminating papers in the bag
Letters, receipts, anything with ya name they'll trace ya

I know it's obvious but you'd be amazed at how easy it is
to be sloppy with this even the Mafia slips

Dead Body Disposal
For those that don't know what to do after ya foes are killed
shi*t could get messy when the blood flow spills
You never know when you might need to know skills
In body disposal it's no frills


Let's talk about death baby
Disintegration of flesh you'll see
Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things
In hacking up ya meat


Let's talk about death baby
Disintegration of flesh you'll see
Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things
In hacking up ya meat
Let's talk about that!


There's more choices to choose kid
Bury the corpse in the ground, bury it at sea or the pieces get distributed
When using the ground a shallow grave isn't allowed
'Cause the corpse'll be found when the stench of it lingers out
Make sure it's six feet deep or more
Construction sites work in formented
In what's cemented suspended beneath the floor
Using the sea has its potential sequentionally
The sea destroys all evidence eventually
But make sure that you tie a weight to the body to keep it from floating
around and being discovered by mistake
Drop it as far from shore as possible otherwise it'll pop up at low tide or
be seen by some fisherman's opticals
Distributing! Body parts is riveting
I explained it in verse once forgive me if I begin again
A wood chipper turns a corpse into chopped meat
Spread it all over ya grass then water it down properly
Within a few days the cadaver's fertilizer
Your advisor's taught you ways of covering up murders wiser
Regardless how you tried these methods
Be careful with prints and rented equipment use cash and fake id's

Dead Body Disposal
For those that don't know what to do after ya foes are killed
shi*t could get messy when the blood flow spills
You never know when you might need to know skills
In body disposal it's no frills
Dead Body Disposal
Are you interested in hearing my proposal?
shi*t could get messy when the blood flow spills
You never know when you might need to know skills
In body disposal it's no frills


Let's talk about death baby
Disintegration of flesh you'll see
Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things
In hacking up ya meat
Let's talk about that!


Published On: 4/13/2006
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Intro: R. Kelly
All the ladies in the club (Send on!!!)
It's your boyfriend would you wine for me
All the ladies in the club (Sean-A-Paul)
Would you wine for me (R. Kelly sing!!!)

Chorus: R. Kelly
(Whoa!) Come on baby would you wine for me (W-W-Wine)
(Whoa!) Girl I wanna see you wine for me (Move to the time)
(Whoa!) In the club would you wine for me (W-W-Wine girl)
(Remix!) All I wanna do is see you wine for me (Move to the time)

Verse 1: R. Kelly
Girl you roll it like a pro in the club
I can see the future and you are my lover
Girl there's no need to go low no further
Because I want you and only you under my cover
Oooh I love it cause your so sexy (Whoa!)
The way you back that thang up on me (Whoa!)
Break it all the way down to the floor (Whoa!)
Bring it up I can't take no more
Are you from an island girl?
The way you wining it for me girl
Like (Whoa!) Your bumpin and grindin in the club
Like (Whoa!) I love to see you winin' in the club
Like (Whoa!) Oh I just wanna love you longtime
Like (Whoa!) My only mission's to make you mine
Like (Whoa!) Your the sexiest girl in this party
(Whoa!) I'm so glad that I came to this party
(Whoa!) I'm about to get wasted in this party
Guaranteed I'm a walk out with somebody
Stop! Shake it up now drop it
Bounce! Bring it up while your winin'
I can tell you want sex the way you flex it
Throw that ass at me make me want catch it
Girln I really wanna sex you, make me show you what Kells can do
Hit it from the back till you, screamin my name
Then I, put you on top now girl I'm screamin your name
Turn it back over then I go down low
Feels so good your yellin Kells go go

Chorus: R. Kelly
(Whoa!) Come on baby would you wine for me (W-W-Wine)
(Whoa!) Girl I wanna see you wine for me (Move to the time)
(Whoa!) In the club would you wine for me (W-W-Wine girl)
(Remix!) All I wanna do is see you wine for me (Move to the time)

Verse 2: Sean Paul (R. Kelly)
Tic-A-Toc girl it's a wrap girl back it up girl mek i see yuh just wine for me
Tic-A-Toc girl it's a wrap girl back it up girl mek i see yuh just wine for me
Well a nuff woman mi get oonu get a kind like dat
Wine baby love wine cau yuh fine like dat
When di riddim it a bounce keep di time like dat
Inna di spotlight girl yuh a shine like dat
But I go to let yuh know dat yuh a baaaaaaad one
Imagine mi and yuh could have maaaaaad fun
(Whoa!) Mad slam we be takin in yuh drinkin rum
(Whoa!) Meanwhile wid mi gal we a blaze and a bun
And, I'mgonna give it to ya my love nuh limit to ya
A little time so we can correspond
And, I'm gonna flip it to ya anytime yuh give it to mi
I just wanna give yuh all night long
Boom bam Sean-A-Paul a give yuh hardcore slam
Boom bam Mi haffi give yuh all night long
Boom bam Sean-A-Paul a wid di original plan
Boom bam mi haffi give yuh all night long girl

Chorus: R. Kelly
(Whoa!) Come on baby would you wine for me (Yo Kells this is crazy man!)
(Whoa!) Girl I wanna see you wine for me (Convict music)
(Whoa!) In the club would you wine for me (Akon)
(Remix!) All I wanna do is see you wine for me

Verse 3: Akon
With all that meat hangin girl I feel like a butcher
Just wanna chop you up and cut ya
Got the whole place schemin like a hustler
With that beautiful skin the color of Muster
I can't help but to bother you, lookin like my white BMW
Love you sittin on my rim, matter fact 'gon hop in
Now jump in the backseat and chill
Got some for you girl you can feel
Lay your body down in the six forty five
Let the soft leather caress ya while I drill
I know you like it, I know you like it
Just ran into Divine with a shorty so fine lookin so excited
Now she thinks we all cassonovas, that's when I put the legs on my shoulder
And just ride her like a Range Rover
Like a dollar bill I had to unfold her, ummm hmmm
R. Kells cop three in the shack now, Sean Paul hit the back and never came back
You know we beat till the early mornin
Daylight come and now we want a little more of that

Chorus: R. Kelly
(Whoa!) Come on baby would you wine for me
(Whoa!) Girl I wanna see you wine for me
(Whoa!) In the club would you wine for me
(Remix!) All I wanna do is see you wine for me
(Whoa!) Come on baby would you wine for me
(Whoa!) Girl I wanna see you wine for me
(Whoa!) In the club would you wine for me
(Remix!) All I wanna do is see you wine for me

Outro: R. Kelly
It's your boyfriend (Wine for me)
All the ladies in the club let me see you wine (Wine for me)
Remix, sing it (Wine for me) TP3 Reloaded y'all (Wine for me)



Published On: 2/21/2006
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    While excavating at the Lawson site, London, Ontario, over 4,000 individual artifacts had been recovered from two one-by-one meter squares by archaeologists Ellen Brown and Sebastian Herrerias.  Each square was carefully excavated by trowel in arbitrary 10 cm layers resulting with an approximate total depth of 65 cm for both squares.  All soil collected from each layer were either screened through a tripod and collected manually by Ms. Brown and Mr. Herrerias or were subjected to floatation in order to collect fine materials and carbonized plant remains.

    During the course of excavations, on October 21st, 2005, Ms. Brown and Mr. Herrerias had uncovered a bone awl in square 410-505 sub-square 17 at an approximate depth between 41 and 50 cm down from the ground surface. The bone awl was located 71 cm North by 51 cm East in situ (North refers to Site-North on the grid reference).  Along with this bone awl were numerous other artifacts including chipping detritus, unidentified animal bone and teeth fragments, pottery sherd fragments including fragmentary, body and rim sherds.  Other artifacts were also found in situ along with the bone awl most notably a large decorated pottery rim sherd located 98 cm North by 72 cm East and another smaller bone awl located 78 cm North by 41 cm East.

    The larger of the two bone awls is approximately 76 mm in length and is most likely fashion from a butchered or discarded deer bone.  The deer bone is fragmented from a long bone and have been reworked and manipulated by human intervention into a conical piercing point at one of its ends.  There are several styles of bone awls have been used as vague classifiers but are not standard in North American archaeology.  Some forms of classification are based on the animal from which the awl is made from, whether or not the joint at one end of the awl fully or partially remains, or if the awl is made from a fragmentary bone splinter with little or no other modification other than the sharpened tip (Bell R. E.,1980).  The bone awl discovered in square 410-505 sub-square 17, fits into the splintered bone category as it shows very little modification other than the pointed tip.

    The bone awls were used as perforators for puncturing holes in skins and leather so they could be sewn into clothing garments or other woven materials (Bell R. E.,1980; Mason R. J., 2002).  Bone awls often become polished from extended use and handling and contact with leathers and skins however, the bone awl in question does not show explicit signs of polishing and therefore was not likely used extensively (Bell R. E.,1980).
    Since the location of square 410-505 sub-square 17, has been determined to be a midden or refuse dump site, it is likely the bone awl was discarded by its user after short use as it is not particularly fashioned well and as stated before, shows little sign of polishing.  Since the bone awl is not a good identifier for period dating or cultural group affiliation it cannot be one hundred percent certain of its origins without further analysis of the deer bone.  It is likely, given the circumstances and other associated artifacts found at the Lawson site that this bone awl was indeed used by the inhabitants of the site.

    As stated earlier in the description of the bone awls use, it is likely that the awl indicates the fabrication of woven garments and materials most likely occurred at the Lawson site as well as deer hunting for subsistence and tool manufacturing.  Because the awl was found in a midden along with thousands of other artifacts, it is possible to determine that long-term occupation or at least semi-sedentism was practiced at the Lawson site.

    If the bone awl were to be displayed in the Lawson site museum it would be best to provide other examples of bone awls and other bone tools along with it.  Though functional this particular awl from square 410-505 sub-square 17, is rather homely and would surly not represent bone tool fabrication modestly.  In the interests of exemplifying to the public the breadth of bone tool fabrication, an assemblage selected of more visually pleasing bone tools and awls would improve the publics’ perception on native tool work. The following caption might be provided along with the bone tool assemblage:

    Bone awl assemblage from specimen excavated at the Lawson site. Bone awls are perforating tools used to puncture holes in hides and leathers, which could then be sewn together for the fabrication of garments.  These awls in particular are made from fragmented deer bone, which were then sharpened at one end to a point.




Published On: 12/6/2005
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Wow, the possibilities are truly endless. This may sound cliche, but I now 100% beleive this is true. I once beleived in innocence, and purity, these are also true until the first swear out of your mouth after you know what it means, or the first item you steal, like the cookie mom said you couldn't have until after dinner. I am much older than that now and I am anything but innocent, I still have a fraction of purity left but I may as well kiss that goodbye too. because I don't think that the thoughts running through my skull lately can be called anything close to pure. I have become fond of the idea to perform a vesectame on my youngest sister's boy friend with a butcher knife. My reason's may seem primal, but I think a few of you may be able to understand the idea of not wanting to become an aunt/uncle before your youngest sibling turns at least 20. For some reason ... I dunno the 11th grade just seems so ... what's the term i'm looking for ... rushed to damnation maybe. She was the innocent one, she was the pure one. Now she's the one I can't look at the same. I still love her and I will still stand by her, forever. I just want her to learn faster about the possibilities that are out there for anyone her age. I will respect any decission she makes based on keeping the baby or not and I'll be there for her when she needs me for anything. The possibilities are endless and I hope now she sees that. 

Published On: 11/25/2005
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My Journal: 26/1/2005
By: crunkkrew.tck


Let's talk about dead body disposal
My proposal take the corpse to the bathtub
And drain the blood out of the bastard
Strip ya self nude first so you don't get blood on ya new shirt
And cut the f*ckin' corpse up like a butcher to meat kid
And put the pieces inside trash bags
So she'll be wreaking like a fags ass
With flesh covered in leeches
And throw the bags away
In various trash bins in different areas
This sh*t's hilarious
Nobody notices some asshole taking out the garbage
Who would know it's a carcass?
Even if they were focusing 'cause the plastic bag is dark kid
And even the nosy bitch wouldn't open it, it make no sense
And if you do it just before a trash pick up
The bodies hauled away before it decays and stinks up
It won't be noticed but literally turns up other sh*t
And ya bag is in the middle buried right under it
Especially if you double-bagged it
Ya victim'll stay a faggot in fragments forever stagnet

[Chorus]
Dead Body Disposal
For those that don't know what to do after ya foes are killed
sh*t could get messy when the blood flow spills
You never know when you might need to know skills
In body disposal it's no frills
Dead Body Disposal
Are you interested in hearing my proposal?

Bodies begin to stink within an hour of death
And if it's warm outside then it's quicker for the sour stench to leak out
the flesh
So think about the steps
You taking killing and be willing to consider the best
Be extra careful and grab an aerosol can of pepper spray
to coat the pieces the smell is unbearable
Hold the first layer of bag beautifully
that'll keep animals from tearing open the bag to get to the meat
Squirrels, dogs, and birds
Officers with dogs that smell won't find sh*t when they thrown off the scent
You could hang a f*ck upside down in ya tub
And slit his throat from ear to ear to remove a large amount of blood
Most of it'll gush out on a tunnel once
But to get that last couple of pints drained work his arms like pumps
For dismemberment gentlemen I recommend
heavy duty brawn saws that cut through gendleums like pendulums
But if you want to take your time don't rush it
either cut each piece off like Pizza Hut pizza with a rusty cleaver
Then put each piece up in a freezer
Take out the trash in a couple of days the stench of decomposition's meager
And make sure there's no incriminating papers in the bag
Letters, receipts, anything with ya name they'll trace ya


I know it's obvious but you'd be amazed at how easy it is
to be sloppy with this even the Mafia slips

[Chorus]
Dead Body Disposal
For those that don't know what to do after ya foes are killed
sh*t could get messy when the blood flow spills
You never know when you might need to know skills
In body disposal it's no frills

[Hook]
Let's talk about death baby
Disintegration of flesh you'll see
Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things
In hacking up ya meat

Let's talk about death baby
Disintegration of flesh you'll see
Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things
In hacking up ya meat
Let's talk about that!

There's more choices to choose kid
Bury the corpse in the ground, bury it at sea or the pieces get distributed
When using the ground a shallow grave isn't allowed
'Cause the corpse'll be found when the stench of it lingers out
Make sure it's six feet deep or more
Construction sites work in formented
In what's cemented suspended beneath the floor
Using the sea has its potential sequentionally
The sea destroys all evidence eventually
But make sure that you tie a weight to the body to keep it from floating
around and being discovered by mistake
Drop it as far from shore as possible otherwise it'll pop up at low tide or
be seen by some fisherman's opticals
Distributing! Body parts is riveting
I explained it in verbs once forgive me if I begin again
A wood chipper turns a corpse into chopped meat
Spread it all over ya grass then water it down properly
Within a few days the cadaver's fertilizer
Your advisor's taught you ways of covering up murders wiser
Regardless how you tried these methods
Be careful with prints and rented equipment use cash and fake id's


Dead Body Disposal
For those that don't know what to do after ya foes are killed
sh*t could get messy when the blood flow spills
You never know when you might need to know skills
In body disposal it's no frills
Dead Body Disposal
Are you interested in hearing my proposal?
sh*t could get messy when the blood flow spills
You never know when you might need to know skills
In body disposal it's no frills

Let's talk about death baby
Disintegration of flesh you'll see
Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things
In hacking up ya meat
Let's talk about that!


Published On: 1/26/2005
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My Journal: 19/10/2005
By: lozzabezza


Broke my wrist AGAIN on Sunday. Proper gutted. Thanks to everyone who hekped / saw / txt / rang me. Some pics up of me bendy wrist if you fancy having a butchers.

Published On: 10/19/2005
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My Journal: 31/10/2003
By: Meggs


It is time for another installment of, "MEGGIE'S DREAMS"

Today in meggie's dreams we explore the strange nature of deja vu in dreams as well as the significance of snakes biting one's back. Also to come, why when we dream about drinking, do we wake up thirsty and strangely dumb from a hangover?

I dreampt last night that I was in WA with livi. We were at Baker and I decided that i was going to go for a evening bike ride with my bike which I apparently brought with me from Massachusetts??? Anyhoo, so I ride down this bike path through these little towns which strangely resembled the Shambles in York England for those of you who are well traveled. There was a sign heading off to the right that said, "Northampton this way---" (Northampton is in Massachusetts for those who aren't from here) I thought to myself uh ok sure that is nice. Next thing I know i look in front of me and what do I see? The Brew House. I stopped short in my tracks thinking ya um why is the Brew House on the bike path in WA? But as i drew closer I realized that it really was Whistler Village. At this juncture I had the WORST deja vu. I emerged from the bike path and decided to go in and have a drink, and guess who was there greeting me with tequilla shots? Ya folks you guess it, or not, none other than Johnny Mosley, the skiing master. At this point I am totally tripping out that it took me 15 minutes to ride my bike to Whistler from WA and that Johnny Mosley is buying me drinks. I kept thinking oh I want to go to the Brass and see if Rak is there and hassle Lee about not talking to me anymore. But instead I stayed at the Brew House and got drunk witrh Johnny. The end.

So then immediately after this dream ended...I have another one.

I am in New Hampshire at my lake and a huge green snake with an oversized head decides to make it's way into my shorts and then up the back of my shirt where it stays for hours. I don't have a fear of snakes so I kept the snake there b/c I didn't want to harm it or make it mad. (um ya I know I am totally f*cked it was discovered long before now) So it bites me over and over again all over my back but it really doesn't seem to hurt all that much....Until my mother told me that I need to get it out of there. That angered the snake and it bit and bit and bit me and I grabbed it's head and squeezed it so hard. The snake was totally enraged. My mum got a butcher knife and I chopped it's head off. As it lay there on the dock I thought, ahhhhh good I am safe now...All of a sudden it came alive again and began to come after me. I stomped on it's head and that was the end of it. My mum told me that my back was all scarred and gross from the snake and I stared to cry saying, "Why did I let it do that to me???" "How am I going to wear my halloween costume tomorrow night with all these scars showing?" The end.

Today I awoke to symptoms of a hangover??? I suppose Johnny got me good last night at the Brew House, eh?

Anyone care to analyze that sh*t?


Published On: 10/31/2003
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My Journal: 1/2/2005
By: Meggs


WAL-MART WINE?

BENTONVILLE, ARK (AP) - Some Walmart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item-Walmart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, Calif., to produce the spirits at an affordable price; in the $6-8 range.While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Walmart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for inexpensive wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, R.I. She said: "The right name is important." So, with that in mind, here are the top 12 suggested names for Walmart
Wine:

12. Chateau Traileur Doublewide
11. White Trashfindel
10. Big Red Gulp
9. Grape Expectations
8. Domaine Walmart "Merde du Pays"
7. NASCARbernet
6. Chef Boyardeaux
5. Peanut Noir
4. Chateau des Moines
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2. World Championship Wriesling

And the number 1 name for Walmart Wine...
1. Nasti Spumante

Gallo has certainly made its mark by destroying the natural environment for the construction of industrial vineyards and wine factories in Sonoma County. After witnessing the conversion of redwood forests and oak woodlands to industrial vineyards, massive erosion from removal of entire mountains and siltation of pristine salmon spawning steams from Gallo's gigantic earthmoving equipment concerned neighbors have suggested the following names:

-Butcher the Redwoodsfindel
-Fishkill red
-Dead Mountain Burgundy
-Pinot Sewerwater Noir
-Wrath of grape Merlot
-Grape Rape Zin
-Barren Hills Rose
-Exterminate Wildlife Chard




Published On: 2/1/2005
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My Journal: 10/2/2005
By: Meggs


WAL-MART WINE?

BENTONVILLE, ARK (AP) - Some Walmart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item-Walmart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, Calif., to produce the spirits at an affordable price; in the $6-8 range.While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Walmart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for inexpensive wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, R.I. She said: "The right name is important." So, with that in mind, here are the top 12 suggested names for Walmart
Wine:

12. Chateau Traileur Doublewide
11. White Trashfindel
10. Big Red Gulp
9. Grape Expectations
8. Domaine Walmart "Merde du Pays"
7. NASCARbernet
6. Chef Boyardeaux
5. Peanut Noir
4. Chateau des Moines
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2. World Championship Wriesling

And the number 1 name for Walmart Wine...
1. Nasti Spumante

Gallo has certainly made its mark by destroying the natural environment for the construction of industrial vineyards and wine factories in Sonoma County. After witnessing the conversion of redwood forests and oak woodlands to industrial vineyards, massive erosion from removal of entire mountains and siltation of pristine salmon spawning steams from Gallo's gigantic earthmoving equipment concerned neighbors have suggested the following names:

-Butcher the Redwoodsfindel
-Fishkill red
-Dead Mountain Burgundy
-Pinot Sewerwater Noir
-Wrath of grape Merlot
-Grape Rape Zin
-Barren Hills Rose
-Exterminate Wildlife Chard




Published On: 2/10/2005
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