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SALUT MON NOM CEST JAMIE JE POSTE CE BLOGUE DANS L'INTENTION DE VOUS DEMANDER QUEL SONT VOUS MARQUES DE GEAR DE SNOW PREFERÉ!!

QUEL SONT T'ELLE?

JAMIE

MOI C'EST BURTON ANALOGUE ANON ET VOLCOM!!

PEACE

JAIE



Published On: 11/11/2008
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Published On: 4/18/2008
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I LOVE Japan!! Stoked to be there again for the Burton store Opening in Osaka!!

Japanese Madness. My ears and my eyes are overwhelmed lights, sounds and people everywhere.. polite, polite, maybe impossible, karaoke my favorite, sushi, crazy fashion, mini crewsers, best spray toilets ever, sake, photo, photo..

The cool thing on that trip was that we weren’t stock just between snowboarders.. Sweet to have Nicolas Muller in the crew as always but also gravis surfer Kassia Meador and Analog’s  Arto Saari!!
To honour japanese traditions we serve sake to all people coming to the event.. obviously we cheared with them, each of them and had a sip! But that was alright since there was only about 700 people.. Arto (wearing an dupa stylish 80’s wig) takes the mike and welcomes the crowed to the store opening with the gayest Carl Lagerfeld’s attitude ever!! Very fashionable..
The sake session is followed by a 3 hours signing session.. I find it hard to find 700 different very special dedicated comments to give to each of them.. so I just got artistic.. I drew moustaches, pretty flowers and about 650 I LOVE Nipon.. it s like writing fitness!!

Japanese people like to fire us with their digi cam.. so I just fire back with my plastic one way use camera!!

That super people shower luckily came to an end and the whole burton extended crew went for dinner.. I sit next to Moblow and his wig, he tells that girl who was wearing a moustache something like she was nice and doll, or something like that.. she didn’t like it and answered that she could beat him up.. I said he would love it!! So she punshed him in the eye and left him with nothing else then a black eye.. you shouldn’t mess around with those girls who wear the moustache!! The night goes on to a karaoke bar.. my all time favorite!!
Marc and I end up walking with no where to go in town.. a guy is pying in the street, I run and catch the perfect moment and angle.. all his friends laugh, so do i.. I really wish I hadn’t forgotten the cap on my almost digi and actually got the shot!!

The next day, the snowboarders crew travels to a dome.. tons of people come to watch.. they are like an orchestra.. I make them do the HOLA.. I take some family portraits etc.. everyone is so happy and friendly here!! Trevor sings, we sign tons of things.. everyone politely waits in line for hours.. that is what impresses me most from Japanese.. they are soo patient and respectfull!

The next day we are all in Tokyo for he first birthday of the burton store.. everyone sits down like kids in school..cute!! they watch the movie.. we get a huge cake in snowboard shape with bindings.. Jeremy Jones claims he is gay, some more pictures, signing and graffity later I drag Arto, his sushi and Moblow to a gay bar on a Monday night.. everything you need to become intimate with the bar tenders!! Some more karaoke and this trip made it to my top 3 favorite trips ever!! 1000 Thanks to my friend Kosuke who makes each of my Japanese experiences magic!!




Published On: 1/3/2008
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The 6th Red Bull Nanshan Open Rider List Is Out!

Beijing,CHINA – This January 5th and 6th 19 riders from all corners of the globe will converge in the Nokia Nanshan Mellow Park for the only International snowboard competition on Chinese soil. Up for grabs is $25,000 US dollars, or 184,575 Chinese Yuan, as well as over 3000 combined TTR World Tour points.

“The 6th Red Bull Nanshan Open has a strong history behind it and not only does it give riders the chance to take part in the progression of Chinese snowboarding but also it's a trip of a lifetime”, says Steve Zdarsky, CEO of Mellow Constructions and founder of the contest. “We try to give riders a cultural experience as well as a chance to see that Chinese snowboarding deserves to be on the global radar, which is our main reason for including local riders in the roster”.

Three snowboarders will prove themselves in the qualifying round on December 29th to advance to the finals. Riders must be of Chinese decent to be eligible for the main event and hopefuls include top locals riders Andrew Wilde (19, Quiksilver) and Wang Lei (30, Burton). The 16 invited International pros that represent over 10 countries in both hemispheres will include:

Atsushi Ishikawa, JAPAN - Quiksilver, Nitro

Freddy Austbo, NORWAY - Thirty-Two, Etnies

Jakob Wilhelmson, SWEDEN - Quiksilver, Lib Tech

Kalle Ohlson, SWEDEN - Vans, Bataleon

Marc Swoboda, AUSTRIA - Red Bull, Nitro

Andreas Monsberger, SWITZERLAND - K2, Planet Earth

Patrik Huber, AUSTRIA -Nitro, Electric

Marco Smolla, GERMANY - Nitro, Oakley

Isao Seki, JAPAN - Quiksilver, Allian

Nick Gregory, AUSTRALIA - Red Bull, Billabong

Martin Cernik, CZECH REPUBLIC - Quiksilver, Lib Tech

Jake Koia, NEWZEALAND - Oakley, Endevavor

Peter Koenig, AUSTRIA - Forum, Special Blend

Morgan Le Faucheur, FRANCE - Burton, Volcom

Yuichi Onobu, JAPAN - Twelve, Dragon

Renzo “Tato” Chiala, ITALY - Burton, Analog

The 6th Red Bull Nanshan Open is sponsored in part by Quiksilver and will include live performances by National superstars including Reflector and DJ Wordy on the Gibson Stage. The event is free to spectators and will take place in the Nokia Nanshan Mellow Park in Nanshan Ski Resort near Beijing. TTR and Mellow Parks hopes to see you there!

For more information please visit http://www.ttrworldtour.com/events/0708-season/four4star/red-bull-nanshan-open.html, or www.mellowparks.cn.



Published On: 12/18/2007
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The winter is upon us once again, and this year it looks like its hitting the east-coast with a purpose. My home mountain (foothill) opened a whole two and a half weeks earlier than usual making me a happy snowboarder. Of course with me, existentialism and snowboarding go hand in hand, I seem to have a lot of thinking time in between my daily activities (on solo chairlift rides for example). Whether this is a good or a bad thing has yet to be determined. In the meantime, however, you all have to suffer from the ideas that originate from my mental meanderings about angels and my place in this world.

Recently someone dear to me has had to deal with the loss of a loved one. This is never an easy thing, however, sometimes it is more difficult than others and this has steered my usual thinking process in different and new directions, namely the metaphysical meaning of loss. Through a long and convoluted process of ideas, models and refinements, I came up with some understanding of life and after-life based on quantum theory. I don't want to get into all the details of what this means (this blog would never end), so a quick explanation using digital images will have to do; this is probably sufficient to understand the principle anyway.

In quantum theory, it is said that the more accurately you try to measure something, the less accurate your measurement becomes. This is the Heisenberg uncertainty principle which emerges from the fact that when trying to measure something smaller than the instrument your using, you can never be certain of that measurement. This can be illustrated by using digital photography as an example. These days, almost everyone has a digital camera of some sort (be it DSLR, quick snap or cell phone). I'm sure most people have noticed, especially those using a cell phone, that sometimes details in images become blurred or pixelised when they are really small or far away. This is the same principle, you are trying to represent something smaller than a pixel using a pixel. In the end your digital image becomes a microcosm of the real world. If you existed only in the digital image, you would know that something should be in that pixel, but you would have no idea of the nature of that something.

The same principle applies to our own existence. The real world is made up of fundamental particles such as atoms which are in turn made up of protons, neutrons and electrons and so on. Currently the technology exists to measure things in terms of electrons (very small), however, anything smaller suffers from the same pixel effect described previously. So we know there is something there but we cannot understand the nature of that something because we lack the tools and senses to rationalize it. So our own existence is again a microcosm of something much bigger and more accurate than anything we know and understand; much like the relationship between the digital image and the scene being photographed.

Given that our known universe is a microcosm of a much greater and more complex reality, one must wonder what sort of influence these unknown forces can have on what we see. Or alternatively what kind of beings live outside of this plane. Going back to the example of the digital image, there may be a pixel representation of a snowboarder, for example, but snowboarders do not exist in a digital image. They do exist in the world that was photographed, however, and perhaps this is analogous to the place where our loved ones are when their manifestations in this world cease to exist. Although we cannot even fathom the full nature of their existence, they are there. Similarly, much like a snowboarder is aware that he is pictured in a digital photograph, or any other snowboarders busting out rad tricks or kicking up monster rooster tails for that matter, our loved ones must be also be aware of us and that is something that I find comforting.

There is still the question, however, of what influence these unknown forces can have on our reality. I propose the Tamagotchi model. Much like the digital photo in my previous discussion, the Tamagotchi is a microcosm of our reality. It is not directly aware of our existence in spite of the fact that we can influence its existence. So what if we ourselves are part of a much bigger Tamagotchi? Are the fates pressing buttons that influence our day to day life? When we sleep or more importantly when we shred? The implications of this are profound. Although I refuse to believe that some metaphysical toddler is pressing buttons that mandate how I laugh and more importantly how I love (I'm much too stubborn to allow anyone but myself to tell me that), I don't find it unreasonable to think that the circumstances surrounding those things might be guided by a higher purpose. What the intentions of that higher purpose are, however, are probably quite beyond the realm of our own understanding.

So assuming that our universe is some sort of cosmic Tamagotchi device, it's important to remember a few things:

  • Always love. The people around you may some day end-up pressing your buttons and you wanna hope they press the shred button frequently.
  • If you do love with a pure heart, take comfort in the fact that those you love are pressing the buttons and, if they aren't looking out for you, they will at least not be dropping the house on you.
  • There's a french saying that goes "sans rancune" or without rancor. Ill will and enmity are self perpetuating so don't hold them.

Well I think that's enough deep thinking for me or soon I will be unemployed. It's probably time for me, and maybe other lift-chair philosophers, to shut up and ...

Keep Shreddin' the GNAR!



Published On: 12/11/2007
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My Blog: My politics
By: Nobax


Brief history of the SP

Having started as a leftist fledgling in 1972, the SP has, at the beginning of the 21st century, become a factor in Dutch politics and society that is impossible to ignore. We will briefly sketch this eventful history.

Workers march for better wages, 1973How it started

The foundation of the SP on Sunday 22 October 1972 wasn’t really that special. After all, these were the times when many political parties were formed, transformed and deformed. Especially on the left wing of the political spectrum it was a busy time. Inspired by the Beatles, the Stones, Bob Dylan and flower power mainly young people in Western Europe and North America had attacked the sacred cows of the post war era. “Social change” was high on the agenda of everyone on the left. Those were the days of big ideals. The Netherlands must be turned upside down, capitalism must disappear, and socialism would soon reign on earth, starting in the Netherlands. In 1972 that didn’t sound exaggerated. Society seemed adrift.

From socialism to a 'social ism'

In its first years, the SP was called a “Maoist” party. That is to say that beside the traditional Marxist criticism of capitalism it was the political views of the Chinese rebel leader and statesman that served as a guideline. Wasn't it the great Mao Tsetung who had made sure that one-fourth of the world population was no longer hungry and suppressed by bosses – while elsewhere suppression and exploitation were of the order of the day? Fine lines about nice ideals, but for the SP members it was only hearsay. The more they learned about China, the more reality appeared to differ from illusion. The “Chinese love affair” came to an end. The young SP distanced itself from teachers from faraway lands and became a party that was focused on the Netherlands. A very practical SOCIAL ism took the place of theoretical socialism. Everywhere in the country the SP lent a helping hand to residents, tenants, consumers, employees. They even ran their own medical centres, employing their own doctors, and demonstrating in a very practical way how they wanted to shape the public health sector. Thus the SP became a special party: strong and successful at the base, but without a national presence or views on national issues. The need for that was lacking. Everything took place locally. The SP may have been registered as a national political party, but in practice it operated as a “federation of local branches”.

Fifteen years later

Fifteen years after the foundation of the SP the political landscape looked completely different.
In 1977 the experimental government of left PvdA (Labour Party) leader Joop den Uyl which had come to power in 1973 had to go. The popularity of radical left wing parties was waning. Most had gone or lingered on in a weakened condition. The Communist CPN disappeared from Parliament, and the Pacifist PSP was no longer attractive. A few years later they, together with the PPR, merged into GroenLinks (Green Left). But the SP is quite a different story. Its goal was to “go to the people”. The members, initially many of them from universities and polytechnics, worked in the neighbourhoods and factories, increasing the number of members. In municipal elections those who had got to know them showed their appreciation. In 1986 the SP had some 40 council members. But in national elections other things count for voters, and the party's attempts to get into Parliament repeatedly failed.

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In 1987 the national party congress concluded that it was high time to modernize its “socialist” message: people should feel that SP was an attractive organisation in which they could recognize themselves. After some difficulties the “federation of branches” was transformed into a national party which began to develop its own views on important issues, and which was doing its best to achieve a national image. The 1991 Congress opened up the party to everyone who could subscribe to its basic principles. The old deadwood, impeding the party's development, was cast off. “Marxism-Leninism” was officially abandoned. From now on, the predicate “socialist” would suffice as the party's political compass.

A “minimum programme for a socialist Netherlands” was drafted. It was called Manifesto 2000, with “a society for people” as the subtitle. In the short term, the party congress made a breakthrough to Parliament its strategic priority.

Tomatoes and Oppositional Voices

In 1993, in order to achieve the parliamentary breakthrough, the party leadership made its most daring decision ever. Instead of telling the electorate to vote SP for a better society – worthy ideals for a distant future – the party chose a more rational and better thought out position: that of radical and effective opposition. “Vote against, vote SP” became the provocative slogan. The message being: if you don't agree with current politics, vote for us. Then we can voice your dissent in Parliament. You don't need a majority for that, even one person would do. The new strategy is symbolized by a tomato. Full of healthy vitamins, but also a feared weapon against bad political theatre.

The new approach finally caught on. Twenty years after its foundation the SP was seen by others as something new. After the municipal elections of March 1994 the party grew from 70 to 126 councillors. And on 3 May 1994 the SP won its first two seats in the Lower House, Parliament's main legislative chamber. This parliamentary breakthrough was the start of a period of spectacular growth for the party as a whole. In the first place the number of members, which for some time had been around 15,000, expanded tumultuously. Within four years it had increased to over 25,000, making the party the fourth biggest in members. This growth came from various sides. The SP “new style” became attractive for former voters and members of PvdA and GroenLinks, who found their parties surrendering to the advance of neo-liberal politics and who would rather hear the “red answer to (the) Purple (Government)” – as the coalition of right-wing liberal VVD, centrist D66 and Labour was known. 1995 brought the first seat in the Senate, after successful provincial elections, members of the Upper House or Senate being elected by provincial councillors. Outside parliament people made headway as well. Key issues, like the fight against the growing social divide, were tackled in original ways. The 1998 elections yielded five parliamentary seats and thanks to successful provincial elections (19 seats) the party won two seats in the Senate. The party appointed 'wethouders' – local councillors occupying positions analogous to ministers in a national government – in a number of towns in the southern province of Brabant. In June 1999 came the first seat in the European Parliament. The SP was now represented on all parliamentary levels.

The fees that SP representatives receive are handed over to the party (under the agreement that noone should profit from such a position), so the increase in MPs and other elected representatives also led to a substantial expansion of the party's financial resources. This money was partly used to develop a professional organisation that supported the work of the party and its MPs, as well as numerous campaigns and activities.

There was also an increase in quality, especially in the way the MPs operated. In a short time the previously unknown party leader Jan Marijnissen became one of the country's most renowned politicians. At the end of 1996 he gave a “Red answer to Purple” in "Tegenstemmen" (Oppositional Voices, available in English under the title Enough!), articulating the SP's modern vision of politics and society. "Tegenstemmen" was a clear criticism of the advance of neoliberalism, the erosion of the social democratic PvdA (since 1994 governing the country together with liberal VVD and D66 in the ‘purple’ coalition) and the implications for society of “every man for himself”. But it was also a book without dogmas, another development in the SP philosophy.

SP 2000 and after

Sometimes new ideas are spread faster horizontally than vertically. This shows when the spectacular increase is accompanied by growing pains. More than once, new SP-councillors didn’t appear to fit in with the traditional frameworks, or hadn’t settled in yet; some resigned after a short career. Clashes occurred between old staff and new members and the media didn’t fail to notice this. Quantitative growth threatened to result in loss of quality. With two congresses in the final year of the 20th century the party put its ideological and organizational affairs in order. Now that the national breakthrough had taken place the party congress of 1999 decided to prioritize what the SP had always done best: working at a local level. At the congress of 18 December the party laid down a new manifesto, The Whole of Humanity, in which the basic idea of society was formulated and the party's alternatives were outlined.

The general elections of 2002 turned out into a real voters rebellion against the governing ‘purple’ coalition of social democrats and liberals. The coalition parties were halved, to the benefit of the spectacular new populist party of Pim Fortuyn (murdered ten days before the elections), the oppositional Christian democrats – and the Socialist Party. The results proved that the SP had become a factor in Dutch politics and society. Nearly 600,000 voted for the SP (whose slogan had now changed to “Vote for, vote SP”), thus giving it an additional four seats. And at the same time the party passed the mark of 30,000 members. Just a few months later the new right wing coalition of CDA, VVD and Fortuynists had already collapsed, and new elections took place. The SP succeeded in increasing once more its number of votes but this did not result in more seats, despite the party having received a more sympathetic response than ever during the election campaign. Unfortunately, many citizens were influenced by the neck-and-neck race between social democrats and Christian democrats and in spite of their sympathy for the SP gave their vote to the PvdA. The SP did nevertheless become the fourth party in Parliament and one of the major opponents of the right wing government of CDA, VVD and D66. The provincial elections of 2003 resulted in seats in eleven out of twelve provinces, doubling the two seats in the Upper House.

The 12th party congress laid down new tasks for the future, with enhanced activities at all levels as a recurring theme.

In 2004 two seats were won in the European Parliament, and the SP also won its first representative in the parliamentary assembly of the Council of Europe. Together with the trade unions and other left parties the SP organised the biggest demonstration ever in the Netherlands, against the government’s social policy. In 2005 the party played a very important role in the campaign against the neoliberal European Constitution. Nearly two thirds of the Dutch voters reacted positively and said ‘NO’ – despite the fact that all major parties were in favour of the proposed constitution. Thanks to successful local elections, the SP doubled its seats in local councils in 2006. National elections in November 2006 resulted in massive gains for the SP. The party almost tripled its number of seats in the Lower House, Parliament’s main legislative chamber, to twenty-five and is now the third party of the Netherlands, both in seats and membership. Total membership rose to over 50,000 just as elections were taking place.



Published On: 4/7/2007
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My Journal: Bailey addict!
By: cazza21


Well here's a bit of a run down of my 2 weeks of holidays.... in no particular order.
 
*Getting my CASI level 1 snowboard instructors cert... and my instructor reminding me about my constant movement by using a 'stripper pole' attached to my board. This was after 3 other analogies didn't work.. should I be worried that the stripper one did?
 
* Going for one last drink with Mikey before he headed out to BC, with Craiggers and my sister.. and Mikey telling her about the sb.com calendar!!!!!!!! Then us all getting drunk, having to stay at Mikeys, and her finding a copy on the coffee table... her reaction, 'why am I not surprised to see you sleeping with your board'
 
*Going to the bar, and the bouncer taking a long hard look at my ID, only to say "you're really not that old are you?" Yeah actually I am, thanks!
 
*My Dad and I going through 3 bottles of Bailey's Irish Cream... yet we only had it for Breakfast.  Start your day drunk seemed to be the motto of the past 2 weeks!
 
*My sister's best friends little brother giving me a hug at the end of a night on the town and saying 'you're cuddly, wanna come home with me?'. And my sister and her friend thinking it's a good idea. Um, no thanks, no one under 20 please!
 
*Drinking and entire 40 of vodka on new years eve... and celebrating new years for 4 times zones... yet waking up without a hangover, so drank all day again! Red wine this time.. it was my gram's 80th birthday and she wanted us all drunk. :)
 
*My sisters and I trying to figure out what to do for new years, only to realize that all off our friends were out of town. April managed to convince some of her Toronto friends to come up, but a pretty mellow night! Well, besides the drinking games, and carmen electra striptease vids!!
 
*No snow meant we had to cancel our beer-boganing for the first time in years!!
 
Hope you all enjoyed your holidays!!! :)
 


Published On: 1/6/2007
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Here is another dude new to the Whiteout Crew last year that we are super hyped to work with in 07. Trev is definitely all over the place these days, one day up sledding deep in the backcountry doing cab 9's over perfect jump, and the next making moves in the music world with his CTG records label down in NYC. Trevor actually splits his time living in both Brooklyn and Squamish, two totally different cities but same mean streets. Trevor aka Trza aka Trouble, started up CTG records which has some sick artists like JOFO under their label. Trevor's songs have been a part of Whiteout movies for a couple of years now, with Trev singing EEro's song in The Big Blind and then him singing his new song for his own section in this year's Wear It Well.
Trev is also pretty entertaining in the backcountry, and as most riders become more experienced the more they go out, Trev seems like its his first time out each time. He just learned how to load his own snowmobile this year, but still has someone (usually Anthony) do it for him most of the time. He also can't remember where any of the snowmobile spots are in Whistler even if we went to them the previous day, which happened this year at the Hurley Road gap. Before this year, Devun was the only one to have even stepped up to the big road gap, and he tripped out when he heard that Trev backside 180ed it. You can check out all the road gap action in our dvd extras where lil Auch built one that specifically looks at the road jumps. As for Trev, you can see more of him and learn more about his music and shredding at myspace.com/trevorandrewakatrouble. Trevor is sponsored by Burton, Gravis, Analog, Oakley, CTG Records and Mapquest.


Published On: 11/21/2006
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For those of you who have been following my blog, you might remember that a while back myself and a buddy were mistaken, by some acquaintances, as being a gay couple (See “Why the Fonz Rides a Motorbike”). This prompted me to stop being lazy and set my mind to finding a girlfriend (paraphrasing Tolstoï to boot). Similarly, my buddy Gurbir (who was also wrapped up in this whole “are those dudes dating” fiasco), set out to find himself a lady friend. This was not directly a result of said fiasco however; he had a few nibbles at a singles mixer we had previously attended.

If you recall, this singles mixer was full of cougars (there were non-cougars there as well, but when they are bat-shi*t insane, the cougars are more entertaining -- see “Cougar Hunting for the Criminally Insane”). In order to deal with these predators, much beer was consumed by me. Which leads to my first meeting of Gurbir's current girlfriend. I don't remember actually meeting her that night (although she did look familiar the next time I did), but apparently in my drunken, stumbly stupor, brief introductions had been made.

A few weeks went by, things between Gurbir and his new dame were moving along quite well. He decided that he should invite her out to one of our weekly Tuesday appy night outings. He felt the need however, to warn her about what may potentially come out of my mouth and not to take anything I say too seriously. This is probably wise as many find my humour somewhat offensive. Well prepared for the worst, Gurbir's new lady friend seemed to be very cool and reasonably tolerant of my jokes. She even commented that my humour was in fact not overly offensive despite the fact that Gurbir had tagged me as the ISO standard for offensiveness.  Swell, I'm now a metric.

The ISO is an international standards body that overseas standard measurement units. To understand what it means to be the ISO standard of offensiveness, one needs to be introduced to the concept of applied commentary. An applied commentary is either an insult or a complement which has a degree of offensiveness measured in Juniors (J). The following is an overview of Junior's three laws of offensiveness and how they apply to the standard measure of one's vexation.

 


The three laws of Offensiveness

Junior's First Law of Offensiveness:

  1. Every entity in a state of uniform vexation tends to remain in that state of vexation unless an external commentary is directed to it.

This is analogous to Galileo's concept of inertia which is often termed simply “The Law of Inertia”.

Junior's Second Law of Offensiveness:

  1. The relationship between an entity's indifference i, it's level of disgust o, and the applied commentary C is C = io. Applied commentary and disgust are vectors (as indicated by their symbols being displayed in slant bold font); in this law the direction of the commentary vector ranges from revolt to delight and is the same as the direction of the disgust vector.

This is the most powerful of Junior's three Laws, because it allows quantitative calculations of dynamics: how do revolt and delight change when commentary are applied. Notice the fundamental difference between Junior's 2nd law and the dynamics of Aristotle: An applied commentary, or insult, causes only a change in level of offence (a degree of offensiveness); it does not maintain its vexatious properties as Aristotle held for velocity.

This is analogous to the difference between Newton's second law and Aristotle's law of inertia. Under Newton, F = ma, but under Aristotle F = mv, where v is the velocity. Thus according to Aristotle there is only a velocity if there is a force, but according to Newton, an object with a certain velocity maintains that velocity unless a force acts on it to cause an acceleration (that is, a change in velocity). Similarly, under Junior's Law, an entity with a certain level of vexation maintains that level of vexation unless an applied commentary acts on it to cause revolt or delight. Applied commentary can be either introspective or external. Introspective commentary is the reason why it can be observed that time heals all wounds; introspective delight is an applied commentary which affects changes in disgust. Introspective revolt is self destructive and stupid.

Junior's Third Law of Offensiveness:

  1. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

This law is exemplified by what happens if we tell a guy his girlfriend is fat. Physical or verbal application of resulting commentary will be proportionate to the degree of offensiveness of the original insult. (Note: This type of behaviour is not condoned by the author of this blog unless the result is humorous or amusing).

That pretty much summarizes the concept of the J units for measuring offensiveness. Here are a few conclusions and observations about Junior's Laws themselves and the method that was followed to elucidate them:

  • Sobriety directly affects one's indifference. The drunker the guy, the less fat his girlfriend should be, 'nuff said.

  • In general, my friends have a very high level of indifference, otherwise they don't remain my friends for very long.

  • Further research should be conducted on the implications of Junior's three laws of offensiveness on the phenomena known as “the awesomeness factor”.

  • Becoming the ISO standard of offensiveness is both flattering and vexing and is a potential obstacle in actually finding a girlfriend.

If you found any of this at all enlightening, or useful, you may want to consider lowering your threshold for indifference. Since becoming the ISO standard for offensiveness, I've had to do just that and reconsider some of the vile things that come out of my mouth. The whole experience has been positive however; since this change in attitude, I've started dating a girl who hasn't run out on me after one or two dates. So until the next instalment of the Daily Barns, think positive thoughts that your favourite retard will rise above and strengthen his inter-personal relationships. Until then, pray for snow.

Keep Shreddin' the GNAR!

J.






Published On: 11/2/2006
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Published On: 10/12/2006
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Published On: 9/22/2006
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My Blog: analog
By: foe




Published On: 8/4/2006
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Whose Coming To MELTDOWN ???
AKA JANELLES GOING AWAY PARTY TIME BABY YEAAAAAAHHHHHHH
WHOSE JEALOUS???? MEEEE 

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"MELT DOWN " Charity Fashion Show

WHAT:
a charity fashion show...showcasing spring/summer 06 and fall/winter 07 fashions from:
Burton, Billabong, Nikita, Quicksilver, Roxy, Analog,  Element and Gravis


WHEN:
Sunday, May 28th
Doors open @ 8pm, showtime at 9pm


WHERE:
"The Church on Berkeley"
315 Queen St. E (just east of Sherbourne) in Toronto


WHY YOU SHOULD COME:
1) The after party will be off the chain! (19+ only)
2) All the models are riders, and Janelle LeClair (HOTSNOWBOARDER) will be MODELLING! (reason enough)
3) Tickets are only 10$! And for an extra 5$ you get a raffle ticket, making you eligible to win a ton of cool prizes! (like take janelle home for a night if she doesnt have a flight to new zealand to catch...:P) hahaha
4) A Boardsports representitive will be there...yeah you wish u knew me personally :P

THE CHARITY: www.nellies.org
Half of the ticket sales are going to this great charity!



Published On: 5/18/2006
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"Meltdown" Charity Fashion Show!

WHAT:
a charity fashion show...showcasing spring/summer 06 and fall/winter 07 fashions from:
Burton, Billabong, Nikita, Quicksilver, Roxy, Analog
Element and Gravis

WHEN: Sunday, May 28th
Doors open @ 8pm, showtime at 9pm


WHERE: "The Church on Berkeley"
315 Queen St. E (just east of Sherbourne) in Toronto


WHY YOU SHOULD COME:
1) The after party will be off the chain! (19+ only)
2) All the models are riders, and I'm one of them!
3) Tickets are only 10$! And for an extra 5$ you get a raffle ticket, making you eligible to win a ton of cool prizes!

THE CHARITY: www.nellies.org
Half of the ticket sales are going to this great charity!

My flight leaves for New Zealand at 9am the morning after this show, so come out and party with me!



Published On: 5/15/2006
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My Journal: sometimes
By: Chandizle


Leaving tomorrow to go Island hopping
Camping gear
Warm clothes
pirate costume
water
booze
Questionable substances (HA!)
sleeping clothes
swimsuit
TOYS

YAH I'm about as excited as a mule getting kicked in the ass
CAn that analogy even be used?
Like come on!

I have the WORST headache EVER!
BAH!

HEE HEEE I'm such a pervert sometimes.
I can't even write out what I'm thinking cause seriously it's all x rated
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA!
but it includes:
-  top hat
- fish net stocking
- blindfold
- cuffs
- boots
- and two girls wearing black lace bras and little booty shorts
(did I just write that?)
HA!
SEriously... how awesome would that be
HA!

alright I'm out
time to go home and get some food
get ready for the next couple of days
and sleep

xoxoxoxo






Published On: 5/6/2006
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.
sigh.
.
so theres this guy sean thornton.
and a few years back, i had just finished school and needed a summer job. so this guy sean is doing an estimate to re-do my folks kitchen, and runs by the 'rents that he needs extra helpers.   so good ol ma forwards my name, i pop by when hes around and voila.   i have a summer job doing renovation work.  
. . .
well, he screwed me.   he owes me over a 2000 bucks. lesson learned right? well sorta, i busted my ass that summer, tried to sue him, found out thru investigating that this guy is super not rad.   flaked on a few things in the past.   so i tell him i need money for school, he doesnt ever really get back to me.   

time goes by, and he drops lines about BS this, and BS that, and then I get this truely absurd one where he's in the psyche ward at the Foothills Hospital.  odd stuff.   He re-assures me tho, that he is NOT on suicide watch.    THANK GOD I THOUGHT, I WAS LOSING SO MUCH SLEEP.   (am i bad person?)   

so time goes by, i again must reittereate, that never once did i harsh him.   i basically thought you win with being positive, not negative.  that whole sugar, vs salt thing..  theres some analogy in there, but beats me at the moment..      

So time goes by, i do the school, i do the whole, forget that sean guy thing, i do teh whole get a normal good job. . . .
then i go on strike..    (I KNOW  YOU MUST BE WONDERING..  i got $1200/month while on strike).. so basically im on welfare.. so i emailed sean.. asking him if he might possibly have found himself the dough to pay poor ol cameroni back. . .

and . . . a week goes by..
nothin. .
and two weeks go by.. .
and nothin
. . so i email him again.. 
this is in november of last year.. and he tells me he "you wont believe it, but i think i know how to pay you back"

well.. colour me surprised, and rather happy. .  stoked even.. and immensely curious..
over the next week or so..  he leads me on some more..   something to do with winter..
when finally first week of december he tells me he can get me a 4-5 day trip catskiing..   yay.. rad..  
.. 
so i tell people..  i trust ol sean thornton..   im stoked on the guy even..  he gets back to me a couple years later to repay me.. well good on him in the least right?.. right!. .

well..   i booked off time from my job to go on this trip at the end of this month (jan 25-29).    my buddy ryan does the same, "250$ a day" sean says "for my friends." (which is quite reasonable for cat-skiing).  

so i sent a follow up email two weeks ago, then a second one just last week, asking him for confirmation information . .. . .

here's his response. . .

sigh



Cam, I have just fired off an email re this, but my x got me stuck at the foothills, unit 22.  It would be great to have our discussion off the record now.  I hope to be out within the next couple days, and I am planning to go that weekend, but I will have to get back to you when I am expected to get released.

 

Call Foothills Hospital unit 22

Booger (Sean)



Published On: 1/17/2006
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    Simply put, the study of music and its cultural implications from an anthropological perspective is know as ethnomusicology.  The field of ethnomusicology has been until recent years, an area often found outside of anthropology departments.  Musicology was often the more substantial method to studying and interpreting music, however it maintains a very limited perspective based on classical western notions.  As anthropologists know, placing ethnocentric boundaries on cultures does not provide a realistic understanding to that of which we intend to study.  The study of art, is often thought of as being physical and tangible objects, which is why music has been somewhat problematic in past ethnographic studies (MacClancy, 2002).  Although there are often instruments which can be examined or physically examined for its craftsmanship, these instruments are simply the tools used in creating music, without the performer the instruments do not play themselves.  The manner in which an instrument is played is as much dependent on the skill of the musician as it is their understanding of the cultural message they which to convey (MacClancy, 2002).  It is the performances and relationships between the musicians, music, participants and spectators which separate an ethnomusicologist from the limited interpretations of musicologists (MacClancy, 2002). 
   
    John M. Chernoff is an ethnomusicologist who has spent most of his time focusing on African music.  Rhythmic and percussion instruments are at the heart of his focus, which reflects his own personal interest and participation in music as a drummer (Glasco, 1981).  His involvement in African music goes beyond that of anthropologists of the passive persuasion, rather, Chernoff has been a student to the master drummers of Dagomba found in northern Ghana (Glasco, 1981).  By participating for over a decade as an able Dagomba performer, Chernoff has put himself in a position which best suits the purpose of an ethnomusicologist, as an interpreter of culture through music.
   
    Drawing from his experience as a musician, Chernoff has somewhat changed the way ethnography is normally conducted.  Rather than study African people, Chernoff has become the student and is learning from the Africans and their teachings (Glasco, 1981).   Perhaps those best suited to study music and culture are those who do more than simply stand in the background watching and listening.
   
    My first impressions upon reading Chernoff’s work, was the ease in which his writing flowed from one idea to the next.  After reading several pieces of Chernoff’s work, it becomes apparent that the fluidity of his writing was a secondary bonus when compared to the vast and in-depth understanding he presents when discussing his particular views of ethnomusicology.  Aside from actually partaking in a discussion with John Chernoff, the best means in presenting his ideas and contributions to the field of ethnomusicology, is to examine several of his pieces of written work.  In doing so, for the purpose of this paper, I would like to examine several articles which will help to provide, not only a stronger understanding of ethnomusicology, but to understand the thought processes in which an ethnographer must deal with throughout a career in anthropology.  I have selected six articles by John M. Chernoff from which I will base my analysis: The Rhythmic Medium in African Music, Basic Conga Drum Rhythms in African-American Musical Styles, Ideas of Culture and the Challenges of Music, Music of the Dagomba of Ghana [Review], In Sorcery’s Shadow: A Memoir of Apprenticeship Among the Songhay of Niger [Review], Dried Millet Breaking: Time, Words, and Song in the Woi Epic of the Kepelle [Review], and one review critiquing Chernoff’s book, African Rhythm and African Sensibility: Aesthetics and Social Action in African Musical Idioms [Review] by Laurence Glasco.  Each of the previously mentioned articles will be briefly reviewed, followed by some commentary on Chernoff’s ideas.  Some final thoughts regarding ethnomusicology and the contributions of John M. Chernoff will finnish up the paper.
   

The Articles:
The Rhythmic Medium in African Music:
    The Rhythmic Medium in African Music, was published in 1991 under the Journal, New Literary History.  Chernoff explains that his paper is about the nature of rhythmic medium in African music, that is, the conditions and exchange of participatory actions between performers and spectators.  In order to better understand these interactions between performers and spectators of African music, Chernoff divides his analysis into two contextual theories.  The first of his theories is understanding the importance of physically observing a musical performance. As Chernoff states in his article, “we are considering the aesthetic effect of rhythm in an art that exists, not an art that can or should be” (Chernoff, 1991).  This idea of  observation is redundant throughout much of Chernoff’s work, especially in his arguments towards the over imaginative interpretations of musicologist (MacClancy, 2002).  The second theory suggested by Chernoff, is concerned with the specific cultural orientation of African rhythms and how those rhythms are organized into several fundamental principals involved in the participation of both the musicians and spectators (Chernoff, 1991).  Chernoff explains that the degree of participation from African spectators and the musicians are in a delicate balance (Chernoff, 1991).  The musicians must provide ample room for spectators to participate in within the rhythms they create, without losing the tension need to keep the aesthetics of the rhythmic medium (Chernoff, 1991).  What keeps the rhythms interesting and evolving in order to avoid stagnation in the music, is the pressure which the musicians attempt to put on each other in order to test their ability to keep a focused perspective (Chernoff, 1991).  The balance between the musician and the participation of the spectators is the ultimate goal (Chernoff, 1991).
   
    It is understandable why Chernoff emphasizes the importance of physically observing a performance.  To comprehend the interactions between performers and spectators while listening to an audio recording or analyzing sheet music, would be very difficult indeed.  if we consider the the fact that these African performances follow guidelines but are often improvised in nature, further supports Chernoff’s argument.  Often when reading ethnographic material, it seems almost impractical to take what is written as absolute truth.  The importance of witnessing events and people in person has a lot more to offer than can be written down and examined out of its original physical context.

Basic Conga Drum Rhythms in African-American Musical Styles:
    The article Basic Conga Drum Rhythms in African-American Musical Styles, was collaboratively written between Hafiz Shabazz Farel Johnson and John M. Chernoff as an introduction to the rhythmic styles of African-American music (Johnson & Chernoff. 1991).  Johnson and Chernoff begin by explaining that all though there are different means by which music can be separated into “styles”, they have chosen to focus on rhythmic elements (Johnson & Chernoff. 1991).  The approach to this article seems based more on personal experience with music and rhythm, or as Johnson and Chernoff contest, “Our qualifications for generalizing about these very complex styles stand on more than fifty years, experience between us, learning, playing, performing, and teaching drumming” (1991).  The article does provide and easy model to those interested in understanding African-American popular music, with little to no musical experience, however at first glance I felt like the approach taken by Johnson and Chernoff was very limited and tremendously over generalized.  As I continued to read, the article became more of a guide to musicians and music lovers, rather than an ethnographic account of North-American Popular culture.  Several examples of drum rhythms were given in their basic form and used to help conclude with the following ideas.  The first is that basic rhythms make up the foundations of what can be played, and second, that supporting rhythms make up the feelings and add texture to the base rhythms (Johnson & Chernoff. 1991).

    The simplicity of this article was undoubtedly increased by Chernoff’s style of explaining complex ideas, however, I felt that perhaps the article should have considered a more complex analysis as I know the author is quite capable of conveying more thought provoking ideas.

Ideas of Culture and the Challenge of Music:
    Ideas of Culture and the Challenge of Music, is an article by John M. Chernoff taken from a collection works compiled by Jeremy MacClancy in his book, Exotic No More: Anthropology on the Front Lines (2002).  Chernoff’s article introduces the study of ethnomusicology, the challenges music has presented in the study of culture and some of the positions Chernoff takes concerning the importance of ethnomusicology (MacClancy. 2002).  The first several pages of this article examine the idea of culture and how art, and more specifically, how music relates to it.  It is apparent from Chernoff’s discussion of culture, that he is not satisfied with a single simple definition of what culture represents.  Chernoff directs his argument against traditional western perspectives conveying art as being, “that which is thought to be furthest from necessities of life” MacClancy. 2002).  Chernoff explains this notion of art as an instance of  a “derived element of culture”, is based on the notion that art is a secondary function of culture and it is only when the basic needs of life, (food, water and shelter), are provided for, that art is used to enhance the framework of society (MacClancy. 2002).  Chernoff continues to explain that this narrow view of culture and art is the essence of Western dominance over the world, and during these times, anthropology did not come forward and challenge these ideals (MacClancy. 2002).  The point Chernoff is attempting to provide is, within the old frame work of anthropological study, music, unlike other physical art forms were not easily available to be studied (MacClancy. 2002).  It is not until modern times, that the availability of music on a global basis has been possible (MacClancy. 2002).
 
    The change from the study of musicology to that of ethnomusicology is justified by Chernoff as he explains that, “it is not possible to understand a piece of non-Western music from a score or a recording” (MacClancy. 2002).  This idea of misunderstanding non-Western music from a musicological perspective makes perfect sense when dealing with an improvised aspect of music, however, improvisations can be based on social or situational references, something which will not be found in written musical notations (MacClancy. 2002).  This has every bit to do with the increase in global mobility.  As more and more people are introduced to the music of the world, the more people have the ability to challenge the statements of others and their views of music (MacClancy. 2002).  The availability of world music has created a move away from musicology and its elitist perspective towards ethnomusicology (MacClancy. 2002).  The next review will give us an insight into how care must be taken when portraying another cultures music.

Music of the Dagomba Ghana:
    Music of the Dagomba of Ghana, is a recording by Verna Gillis, David Moises Perez Martinez and accompanied by notes by Jacqueline Cogdell DjeDje, which Chernoff, from the severity of his review, could not help but write.  This review not only gives us an impression of how severe Chernoff can be, it also provides a fine example of the expertise he posses concerning African music.  The opening statement by Chernoff in this review sets the tone of his disappointment immediately, “it is unfortunate that a great musical tradition should be represented by this record” (Chernoff. 1984).  From poor recording quality, to the erroneous notes provided by Ms. DjeDje, Chernoff lays down the lawn concerning the problems this record in a manner that is laughable due to the harshness of his tone (Chernoff. 184).  Chernoff even consults the local drumming elders and confirms his suspicions that this album was recorded in no more than a short visit (Chernoff. 1984).  Chernoff does end his complaint about this record with a good point saying, “this kind of irresponsibility has no place in a collaborative world where Western students of the Third World are struggling to overcome the colonial legacy of bad faith” (Chernoff. 1984).  This recording has obviously struck a nerve or two, but Chernoff has good reason to point out the problems of this recording as it does encourage a lack of respect and “bad faith” .

In Sorcery’s Shadow: A Memoir of Apprenticeship Among the Songhay of Niger:

    The book In Sorcery’s Shadow, by Paul Stoller and Cheryl Olkes has found Mr. Chernoff is a much more pleasant tone during his review.  The book is about Stoller’s nine year apprenticeship as a sorcerer with the Songhay of Niger (Chernoff. 1988).  There is immediately a link between the experiences of Stroller being taught by the Songhay and Chernoff’s belief of witnessing and experiencing ethnographic events first hand.  Along with this sense of experience and physically taking part in events, Chernoff has a fascination with combining personal interactions with people and factual information normally considered in an ethnographic account as this statement suggests, “to me, Stroller’s focus on the people he knew is an essential complement to the book’s topical focus on sorcery” (Chernoff. 1988).  The idea of becoming a part of the cultural process is something Chernoff can relate to in Stroller’s memoirs, and is reflected in his drumming experience with the Dagomba (Glasco. 1981, Chernoff. 1988).

Dried Millet Breaking: Time, Words, and Song in the Woi Epic of the Kpelle:
    The review of Ruth M. Stone’s book, Dried Millet Breaking, provides yet another confirmation to Chernoff’s feelings towards the complexities of culture (Chernoff. 1989).  Stone’s account of an epic performance by the Kpelle culture is managed in a  very detailed manner, however, Chernoff makes the following comment regarding the outcome of Stone’s work, “Others may feel the need for a text that uses the epic as a wide-angle lens to portray Kpelle culture; the epic, however, does not lend itself to a comprehensive set of analogies that wrap the Kpelle up into a tidy package, and therein lies much of its attraction” (Chernoff. 1989).  The complexities of music as an art form and as a cultural device is made apparent through the writings of Chernoff, and I feel this is an important aspect to acknowledge, as it is very easy to over simplify when attempting to answer questions of an ultimately complex nature.

Final Thoughts:

    John M. Chernoff has presented several ideas such as, the importance of physical experience when attempting to understand music and its cultural significance, and his persistent views on the complexities of culture and how this aspect should be embraced rather than simplified.  Although many of these ideas may not be original to his own, they do provide a clear a defining distinction between the study of music through the elitist perspective of musicology and the now evident importance of culture and music through the study of ethnomusicology.  Chernoff’s wealth of knowledge and experience in the study of African rhythm and aesthetics, are only magnified by his ability to clearly portray complex ideas without losing his authoritative stance.  This authority which can be found throughout all of Mr. Chernoff’s work makes him an effective force in teaching others about ethnography in practice, and to some degree would make for either an enlightening or frightening personal encounter, depending on the circumstance as we have seen earlier in this paper.

    Regardless if you are interested in African rhythmic music or not, if you are an anthropologist and a lover of music, John M. Chernoff will provide you with an insightful view of the ethnology of music through his years of first hand experiencing of what is it to make music.

Bibliography:

Chernoff, John M. 1988. In Sorcery’s Shadow: AMemoir of Apprenticeship among the Songhay         of Niger [Review]. American Anthropologist, New Series, Vol. 90, No. 3 (Sep., 1988),         p.716.

Chernoff, John M. 1984. Music of the Dagomba of Ghana [Review]. Ethnomusicology, Vol. 28,         No. 1 (Jan., 1984), p.165-166.

Chernoff John M. 1989. Dried Millet Breaking: Time, Words, and Song in the Woi Epic of the         Kpelle [Review]. American Anthropologist, New Series, Vol. 91, No. 3 (Sep., 1989),         p.816-817.

Chernoff, John M. 1991. The Rhythmic Medium in African Music. New Literary History, Vol.         22, No. 4, Papers from the Commonwealth Center for Literary and Cultural Change         (Autumn, 1991), p.1093-1102.

Glascco, Laurencce. 1981. African Rhythm and African Sensibility: Aesthetics and Social Action         in African Musical Idioms [Review]. The Journal of Negro History, Vol. 66, No. 3         (Autumn, 1981), p.257-258.

Johnson, Hafiz S. F., John M. Chernoff. 1991. Basic Conga Drum Rhythms in Africcan-            American Musical Styles. Black Music Research Journal, Vol. 11, No. 1 (Spring, 1991),         p.55-73.

MacClancy, Jeremy., Ed. 2002. Exotic No More: Anthropology on the Front Lines., Ideas of         Culture and the Challenges of Music, by John Chernoff. The Unversity of Chicago Press.     p.377-398.




Published On: 12/6/2005
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My Journal: 28/3/2004
By: BamSkater13


Entry 2day..hmm. Ahh, here's a subject every1 can relate 2. Life. I'll put in in a simple analogy for every1. Let's say, life's the pitcher at a ball game, and ur at bat. Isn't it funny how life throws curveballs our way? Sometimes, some of us strike out, or we hit a foul ball. Well, we all can admit we've struck out. Then, there r those times when, we hit that ball right outta the park. It's like sayin "No! Fukk it, ur not gonna screw up my smooth winning streak!". That's sorta like the times that, we overcome those obstacles. Yet sometimes, we can't always do that. Sometimes that pitcher(life) tries to play dirty, and, hits us hard with that ball. Those are the obstacles, that are most difficult. Sure we, try to overcome them, and we can put ourselves in a mindset to do it. It's just, we're all human, and, we're not perfect. If we were to be perfect, we'd always hit home runs, and our problems would be solved. That'd be great...right???

Published On: 3/28/2004
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My Journal: 6/2/2005
By: GamesTee


DOnt tamedog into holes...

this could also be dont tamedog into flat down flat down up up flats..
Buy some stuff from me:
04 XLBurton ROnin cargo pants
05 Large four square puffy jacket with fur hood
05 anon figments, black with mirrored lens
04 large analog green anarchy jacket
04 medium burton ronin jacket in orange


Published On: 2/6/2005
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My Journal: 8/3/2004
By: amysnow



Weekend in Vancougar was 100% hotness, bought an Analog jacket half price at Vital. Shop there, it will make you radder.

www.2mc-clothing.com too bad all my hats are sold out. go cry now.

www.homeclothing.com under construction, BUT justin timberlake wears their stuff- ch-ch-ch-checkit.


Published On: 3/8/2004
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