Words of Wisdom 

Here's a good tip for when you go to the beach: A sand dollar may look like a nice cracker that someone left, but trust me, they don't taste like it.

How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol? How about the pillow? It has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have that dangerous beak.

I hope they never find out that lightning has a lot of vitamins in it, because do you hide from it or not?

I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.

Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back. NOW who's asking the questions?

If they ever come up with a swashbuckling school, I think one of the courses should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something.



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