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boarderaholic: everything is an accident bacon
aussiebacon: No, just you
boarderaholic: no, not quite
goodgirl13: joel, you're an a**hole
goodgirl13: did i mention i love it?
aussiebacon: thank you kara
aussiebacon: I try

Well that was slack...yet funny...but mean

Well that's my one good call for the month

Joel

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Published by aussiebacon: 11:07 PM

Interesting Convo, with our little Friend

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Fifa_king: yes
Fifa_king: big f*cking sh*ts
aussiebacon: Haha
aussiebacon: This is good entertainment
l_lexy_l: It is.
Fifa_king: well
Fifa_king: i have better thigs to do than listen to insults
aussiebacon: Good
aussiebacon: Go do them
l_lexy_l: Leave.
l_lexy_l: We didnt want you here in the first place.
Fifa_king: ill leave when i want
aussiebacon: Big man
Fifa_king: must be bigger than you
Fifa_king: punk
aussiebacon: Haha
l_lexy_l: Oh man, guess we just can't scare him off. We should just back off Joel.
aussiebacon: Your right!
aussiebacon: He is so much cooler then us, because he won't leave
l_lexy_l: Oh I know. We should worship the ground he walks on.
Fifa_king: ive done crazier sh*t and my leg is broken
Fifa_king: i dont want sympathy
aussiebacon: ...And that has to to do with....?
l_lexy_l: Ha.
superlosa: u got msn lexy?
l_lexy_l: Joel why arnt you on cam?
Fifa_king: i brok it in a fight
l_lexy_l: No.
aussiebacon: Why arn't you?
superlosa: ok
aussiebacon: That just means your weak
l_lexy_l: because you arn't
Fifa_king: ive been hit by a car at the same time
l_lexy_l: Fighting and hit by a car..bull'
aussiebacon: Ha!
Fifa_king: i can prove it
l_lexy_l: Do it.
Fifa_king: just wait
l_lexy_l: I am
aussiebacon: So you and some dude were duking it out in the middle of the road, you broke it...then a car ran you down?
aussiebacon: That is one heck of a story, i must say
Fifa_king: no i was pushed
l_lexy_l: Uhuh sure.
Fifa_king: 3 on 1
Fifa_king: you want to ask my brother
l_lexy_l: No.
aussiebacon: You got pushed, and you broke your leg?
Fifa_king: fine
Fifa_king: no
aussiebacon: That's pretty weak
Fifa_king: the car did
aussiebacon: I see, so three boys came up to you, pushed you and you got hit by a car?
Fifa_king: not excatly
aussiebacon: I would hardly call that a fight...
Fifa_king: it a story
Fifa_king: i dont want to tell the rest
aussiebacon: Good, 'cause i don't want to hear it
Fifa_king: good then
l_lexy_l: Haha
Fifa_king: f*ck off
l_lexy_l: Oh joel...you slay me with laughter.
Fifa_king: who the hell is joel
l_lexy_l: My imaginary best friend.
aussiebacon: Haha.
Fifa_king: ok
aussiebacon: Right back at you lexy
Fifa_king: that sickens me
l_lexy_l: Yay for imaginary friends!
Fifa_king: that truly does
aussiebacon: ha! Says the boy who makes up stories
Fifa_king: i dont make up stories a**hole
aussiebacon: Yes. Actually you do.
Fifa_king: lets hope i dont meet you
aussiebacon: You can't even get your own story right
Fifa_king: so i wont kick your ass
aussiebacon: You broke your leg in a fight...but then a car did it....
aussiebacon: No, i would rather enjoy you attempting to beat me up, perhaps a car wil run you down
Fifa_king: you truly dont listen
Fifa_king: talk about me spelling wrong
Fifa_king: w-i-l-l
aussiebacon: Cool!
l_lexy_l: Go you!
Fifa_king: are you guys done
aussiebacon: Nope.
Fifa_king: tihs is starting to bore me
aussiebacon: Good, Bugger off

Haha, I love you lexy

Should do it again one day

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Published by aussiebacon: 4:59 AM
Updated On: 8/18/2006 at 4:29 AM

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Saturday, August 05, 2006

aussiebacon: what is the meaning of ur name

satanicritual21: who

aussiebacon: u

satanicritual21: me

aussiebacon: yes

satanicritual21: i wanna raise the dead and make them into my own personal army

aussiebacon: ...

aussiebacon: no seriously

satanicritual21: any girls here wanna give me a chance and date me a gothic wiccan type in 123

aussiebacon: do you think being a "gothic wiccan" makes you more appealing to girls?

satanicritual21: kind of well i will try

aussiebacon: ha!

satanicritual21: fine bye

aussiebacon: ha!

What was the point of that? Well

a) I'm so tired and anthing in least seems funny to me....

b) I'm pointing out how stupid some people are, "any girls here wanna give me a chance and date me" - hmmm lets see, a complete stranger comes up to and says 'hey wanna date' how many people do you know would say 'sure thing! giddy up'. AH!

"a gothic wiccan"...? a gothic wiccan, i really really really doubt he is. Infact I'm 97% sure he isn't, i don't really know much about "gothic wiccans" but....it sure seems different in my head...

It's 2.27 am, My parents are staying else for the night, so i can pull an all nighter, but Sarah isn't here, and it's saturday there, and she's meant to be here, it's 12:28 there, so where is she?

I'll stay up as long as i can, hopefully she'll come on.

Why did i tell you that?

mmmm, no idea

Night

Joel

P.s Hooray for insanity

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Published by aussiebacon: 11:30 AM
Updated On: 8/5/2006 at 11:34 AM

The Snow!

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Yes, that's right I went to the snow last week, and had a ~~Good time~~ FLIPPING AWESOME TIME!!

I had to wake up at 5.00 in the morning...which was interesting cause i didn't get to sleep until 3.00. So anyway When we got to jindabyne, we got allocated rooms. I was with my friends so it was all good. When hit the slopes the next day, it didn't take me long for my natural showmanship to kick in. I hooned down the hill really fast, narrowly avoiding skiers who happened to be going one meter a minute ....side ways. Bloody skiers. Me and my friend Aaron, were the only good snowboarders there, so we took advantage of it by showing off. Hell, we even beat the teachers down the mountain.

I tried to get good pics to get of me, but i could only get them on a disposable camera, which wont get developed til next week.

One of the best things happened the last night,everyone in my room (8 people) had a pillow fight to end all pillow fights. It lasted a long time, people from other rooms came in to watch, some one filmed it. But I got a cheap shot done on me, i was laying on the the ground recovering from the fight that just happened when, along came Jarrod, lined me up, and hit me really hard....In the...well...in my groin area.

I have posted some pics i took on the trip, but more are on the way.

I actually have doubts if anyone will even look at this apart from Sarah...

But oh well

The worst thing...

I was going really fast down the mountain, insanely fast. And then out of no where a 5 year old girl on skis, got right in front of me, with little time to react, I ran right into her knocking her down. Her instructor came over and ran his mouth at me for going to fast...that wasn't the worst bit..the kids dad came over and after tending to his, clearly fine, daughter, he whipped out his digital camera and took my picture....he took my picture....MY PICTURE! I actually though he was going to harpoon me with his ski pole.

I got off easy but, still....he took a photo of me for reasons i do not know.

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Published by aussiebacon: 4:05 AM

'Evilness is a gift' - A christmas tale

Sunday, July 09, 2006

'Evilness is a gift' - A christmas tale

It was christmas morning i had awoken early to see what my presents were before the others. I ran down the hall and screech to a halt as soon as i reached the synthetic tree. I desperately looked around for my presents, and there it was sitting there in all it's glory looking up at me. I reached down and picked up the card that accompanied the present. It read

You'll thank me later

P.s My mother gave this to me...before....well before the whole kitchen knife in her back thing.

With out missing a beat i latched onto the gift and shredded the paper away, underneath the wrapping was a plain box. I ripped off the lid...

I was never the same since.

For you see, underneath the lid was pure evil looking for a new host.

Some say it's good I did

Others say...

"Joel you suck"

"Joel....your special"

THE END

What was the point of this tale you ask?

The answer is sure and simple, I have nothing else to do but waste people's time including mine.

Hooray for insanity

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Published by aussiebacon: 10:04 AM
Updated On: 7/9/2006 at 10:07 AM

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The Snow!

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'Evilness is a gift' - A christmas tale

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