Words of Wisdom
Never regret the things you have done. Only regret the things you have not done yet.
Second place is the first loser!
F
ck 'em if they can't take a joke!
Plenty of room in the DJ booth for you and a friend!
I Believe in a Black Jersey.
I Believe in A Legacy of 100 Years.
I Believe in A Call that Summons A Nation.
I Believe in A Team, Not of 15, But of Millions.
I Believe Impossible Is Nothing.
Kia Mau.
All Blacks.
I recomend getting your heart ripped out of your chest a few times before you get married, that way if you ever have to get divorced you know what to expect.
If you woke up this morning and you weren't looking up at dirt, congratulations, you get another chance.
When life hands you oranges, make orange juice. When life hands you vodka mix it with the OJ you made earlier!
Just remember, a friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting in the cell with you saying "Well, That sounded like a good idea!"
