Well we have so much fun at my place of work (Tim Hortons) i've always wanted to share the laughs with other people. Due to technological updates such a camera phones i can finally do this. This will be my first Tim Hortons update hopefully with many more to come.
Tonight at work we decided that we would make a Dirty Cookie for Cat Balls to eat. Now you have to understand Cat Balls is the name of a kid we're pretty sure is gay. Why we call him Cat Balls i do not know, but it suits him. I'm pretty sure most people know what a dirty cookie is but for those that don't its when a group of guys stand around a cookie and jerk.. umm well you know.. onto the cookie and the last one done has to eat it. We figured Cat Balls would enjoy eating a Dirty Cookie so we made one of our own by reshaping a ginger bread man. All though no real semen was used the sentimental value of this cookie was threw the roof.
Oh and by the way the cookie has a name.. it's Limp Dick