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im a ski bum. I shred washington pow, and am happy about it.

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pick up and move. go wherever the **** you want, **** all your ties, responsibilities, do what you want and go where you want to go. your life will become automatically better.




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the most magnificent man ever. even better than jesus
My Journal: Saturday, November 26, 2005
Things you didn't know about Chuck Norris...


-Rather than given birth to like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead punched his way out of his mother's womb.
-Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
-Before email was invented Chuck Norris would attach messages to kittens and roundhouse kick them.
-The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
-Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
-When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.
-Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
-Chuck Norris has yet to get a Jeopardy question wrong. Jesus has missed two.
-Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.
-Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
-A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
-Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE
PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't f*ck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
-Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
-The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris—more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing.
-To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and acquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes
-Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day.
-The other Wise men, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
-Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".
-Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
-After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".
-If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
-Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
-At the end of each week, Chuck Norris murders a dozen white people just to prove he isn't a racist.
-Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
-Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity.", then you are dead wrong, my friend.
-If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
-When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
-Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
-Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
-Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
-Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
-MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill
him and take it.
-Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris (or your Mom).
-Chuck Norris carries a man bag. If you call it a purse, he pulls a baby out of the bag and throws it at you. The baby will blow up upon impact.
-Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a get out of jail free monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green number 4 card
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Posted on Feb 01, 2008
ONLINE Karma:
From: CaSsIeSaNdRa22
24, Vancouver, Washington, US
Heeeyyyyy!
Posted on Oct 13, 2007
OFFLINE Karma:
From: insaneintheshane
17, The town that no one has heard of, Alaska, US
Hey man, my congratulations to you about the magazine article. Very nice, very nice.


Happy World Land, Happy World Land!
Where the fun never stops at only eighty bucks a pop!
Posted on Oct 09, 2007
OFFLINE Karma:
From: gigglechick
40s, Auckland, NZ
congrats on your mag article!!


Storm in a D-cup!!
**I see shred people**
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Posted on Oct 09, 2007
ONLINE Karma:
From:  Snowolf
43, Mt. Hood, Oregon, US
saw your profile posted about your future snowboard article...congrats from a fellow Wahingtonian!


Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
President John F. Kennedy
Posted on Sep 26, 2007
ONLINE Karma:
From: Jenana
20, Whistler, British Columbia, CA
ive been doing other contests and whatnot around here, and i was in a bit of a financial rut last season ahah. .... but this year will be amazing! i havent seen you in forever, how have you been?!?! what are you doing these days
Posted on Sep 26, 2007
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From: Jenana
20, Whistler, British Columbia, CA
hi
Posted on Apr 25, 2007
ONLINE Karma:
From: pink_dayzi
23, Spokompton, Washington, US
can i poke your bearcave?


Who wants cream? Nobody? Okay, no cream
Posted on Mar 20, 2007
ONLINE Karma:
From: thenewgirl
24, Melbourne, Victoria, AU
Well heres someone i havnt spoken to in a while, whats going on? im finally back and being social but it seems everyone has left me
Oh and i love your words of wisdom, well half of them...ill  have to take your word for the rest of it
Posted on Dec 20, 2006
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From: coco7
27, Madison, Wisconsin, US
ryry...sexy...dahlilng....how are you these days? Doesn't Steven's have lots of snow and shi*t?
Posted on Dec 12, 2006
ONLINE Karma:
From: dpk
31, Stevens Pass, Washington, US
shi*t son, they opened the kiddy park today, and yeah... nothing like the top of stevens.  jh is all about f*cking skiing... so even if you straight line and straight air the jumps, still not enough speed for boarders. 

i did a cheesy fs boardslide to fake out on the kiddy box though, same as your mom last night.
Posted on Dec 07, 2006
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From: coco7
27, Madison, Wisconsin, US
I dunno, I don't have plans yet but we should figure something out
Posted on Dec 07, 2006
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From: snowstarz
26, seattle, Washington, US
i am outta commision for 4-8 weeks. My back acted up from an old car accident. kinda lame. But I gotta be nice to it cause it is LITTERALLY the backbone to my exsistance..... oh dang***
Posted on Dec 07, 2006
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From: coco7
27, Madison, Wisconsin, US
snap! when should we go visit denno? so I can see you both...and you two can be gaytarded together and entertain me
Posted on Dec 06, 2006
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From: coco7
27, Madison, Wisconsin, US
you're a hooker.....meaning you give sexings for money
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Posted on Dec 02, 2006
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From:  lakia
24, Spokane, Washington, US
today is your 21st b-day? Holy shat!!! Haha, next time im in your next of the woods, its jager time buddy. happy birfday!


A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun,
let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack.
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