How many potential bosses who you've had the pleasure of being interviewed by have asked you a question in which you are so stunned at the direction of it that you have no f*cking clue how you're supposed to answer them? *Breath*. This happened to me today and I swear to God my face had turned red, my hands started shaking and I was contemplating homicide just thinking about this a**hole's impudence.
Refering to recently moving from Whistler to Calgary, he asks me straight faced: "Do you have any addictions?"
"Addictions?"
"Yeah, Heroine? Cocaine?"
".... no!"
Now, I'm not a professional by any means, but I really don't think that as an employer you're allowed to ask that question. To tell you the truth, I really don't want the job anymore. f*cker. I should have answered, "Yes, both actually and I am also pregnant with a child who is addicted to crack now, do you mind if I roll a joint? I'm just a little nervous, you know."
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Published by Shameless: 9:27 PM Updated On: 3/10/2006 at 8:41 PM
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