Words of Wisdom 

reality is overrated

I'm afraid you have a very rare condition that can only be cured by you getting naked.
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Appriciate baldness god is like a cat, he only covers up what he is ashamed of
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~MODELS DO NOT AND CAN NOT ROCK~
(look at hilary duff & jessica simpson)
ET phone home
John Kerry should be refered to a mental institution
what comes up must come down unless your in space or on acid
my mommy told me never to kiss a starnger... what was your name again?
shut up
JUMP
make some f*cking noise
now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb
rock and roll ain't noise pollution
its not just heavy metal its so much deeper...(you can take that in more than one way)

womans rule of thumb:
if it has tires or testicals, your going to have trouble with it.


time is never wasted when your wasted all t