About Me
Well, I don't know if you heard, but I'm a pretty big deal. People know me, ok. My apartment smells of rich mahogany and I have many leather bound books. My curiosity kills me and I tend to hurt myself a lot. Sometimes I feel as though I'm a masochist. I like Boursin and Gouda cheese. Did you know that we share 98.4% of the same DNA as ape's?! Roast parsnips are sooo good. And watermelon LipSmackers. How weird are anteaters? No seriously, think about it. The Top Shop sweets section is amazing. I have the biggest crush on Peter Dante. Paradoxical intent.