x_kelc_x: hey
x_kelc_x: what's up?
MyNameIsClay: nothing much, you?
x_kelc_x: nothing.
x_kelc_x: I like your pic with your new volcum jacket...it was awesome
x_kelc_x: my bad...misspelled...
x_kelc_x: lol
MyNameIsClay: haha no prob
x_kelc_x: anyways
MyNameIsClay: i love volcom almost as much as i love nine irons
x_kelc_x: yea?
x_kelc_x: cool, cool
x_kelc_x: I am SO bored!
MyNameIsClay: yeah, i hear that
x_kelc_x: yup
MyNameIsClay: i usually play tiddlywinks when im bored
x_kelc_x: really now?
MyNameIsClay: haha yeah
MyNameIsClay: ever play?
x_kelc_x: no, cant say that i have
MyNameIsClay: it's fun
x_kelc_x: awesome
MyNameIsClay: so you snowboard i assume?
x_kelc_x: yes i do
x_kelc_x: and you do as well?
MyNameIsClay: yeah
x_kelc_x: right on..
MyNameIsClay: ever try snowboarding when there's no snow?
MyNameIsClay: it's really....contradictory
x_kelc_x: yea, actually....
x_kelc_x: i was 5
x_kelc_x: haha
MyNameIsClay: heh
x_kelc_x: mhmm
x_kelc_x: ..
x_kelc_x: yep..
MyNameIsClay: what is your favorite cheese? they say a person's cheese preference can really tell a lot about who they are
x_kelc_x: hah really?? I guess....swiss....yours?
MyNameIsClay: wait, swiss???
MyNameIsClay: wtf
x_kelc_x: idk
x_kelc_x: what?
MyNameIsClay: ugh, i never talk to "swiss"'s.....
x_kelc_x: oh geez...my bad..i lied...
x_kelc_x: haha
MyNameIsClay: swiss' are compulsive liars too
MyNameIsClay: i can never trust you now
x_kelc_x: oh my gosh...
x_kelc_x: I am SO sorry!
MyNameIsClay: haha kidding
x_kelc_x: i know
x_kelc_x: i think you should add me as a friend on here
MyNameIsClay: swiss' also say things that they dont mean but just think that the person they're talking to wants to hear
x_kelc_x: actually i mean alot of the things i say
x_kelc_x: because you seem to be cool\
x_kelc_x: why wouldn't you?
MyNameIsClay: swiss' also have overactive bladders
MyNameIsClay: is that you?
x_kelc_x: nope...ca't say that it is
x_kelc_x: *can't
MyNameIsClay: hmmm, maybe you're not a swiss after all
MyNameIsClay: i'd put you on gouda by your hat selection
x_kelc_x: lol, then what would i be?
x_kelc_x: my hat selection?
MyNameIsClay: either gouda or pepperjack
x_kelc_x: um ok
x_kelc_x: what do they say about those who 'are' gouda or pepperjack?
x_kelc_x: i wonder..
MyNameIsClay: dunno, i'd have to look it up in my cheese meanings book
x_kelc_x: oh, ok
MyNameIsClay: i just knew swiss off the top of my head
x_kelc_x: oh, just untill you met a swiss right?
MyNameIsClay: yeah
x_kelc_x: ok..
MyNameIsClay: so yeah, back to that whole 'i think you should add me" thing...
MyNameIsClay: how do i know you're not a pedophile
x_kelc_x: i guess you'll just have to trust me
x_kelc_x: but then again i dont know that you aren't either...
MyNameIsClay: that's the oldest line in the pedophile book, right under "i lost my puppy help me find it"
x_kelc_x: haha is it really?
x_kelc_x: wow
MyNameIsClay: hey, you started talking to me...not vice versa
x_kelc_x: oh my gosh
MyNameIsClay: what?
x_kelc_x: you're right, i did start this conversation
MyNameIsClay: i know, im never wrong
x_kelc_x: haha
MyNameIsClay: im a montery jack
x_kelc_x: really?
MyNameIsClay: montery jack's are omnipotent and infallible
x_kelc_x: hmm...interesting
x_kelc_x: well
x_kelc_x: i have bad news
MyNameIsClay: please dont rape me.
x_kelc_x: what? no.
x_kelc_x: but i have to go
MyNameIsClay: awwww
x_kelc_x: yea..actually
x_kelc_x: maybe i can stay on for a few more minutes
MyNameIsClay: yay!
MyNameIsClay: haha you have to be a provalone now
x_kelc_x: happy are we?
x_kelc_x: lol
x_kelc_x: just kidding
MyNameIsClay: procrastinator :)
x_kelc_x: haha
x_kelc_x: wellllllllllllll...]
MyNameIsClay: ya
MyNameIsClay: man, what would jesus do
x_kelc_x: i guess i'll be on later
x_kelc_x: if you want to talk to me more
x_kelc_x: haha
MyNameIsClay: cool
x_kelc_x: very
MyNameIsClay: but do you take christ as your lord and savior?
x_kelc_x: talk to you then?
MyNameIsClay: seriously.
x_kelc_x: what, yes i do.
x_kelc_x: you?
MyNameIsClay: ah, see im jewish
x_kelc_x: really?
MyNameIsClay: i dont think we can be friends
x_kelc_x: that sucks...but yes
MyNameIsClay: yes?
x_kelc_x: yea i dont know
MyNameIsClay: meh, your god wasnt the messiah, but whatever, i guess that doesnt make you less of a person :)
x_kelc_x: well i guess ill talk to you later
MyNameIsClay: we'll see....
x_kelc_x: haha
x_kelc_x: bye
