"Tis the Season"

Every year the dust is brushed off the plastic santa's and colored lights for the spirit of christmas. The decor can be of many sizes, shapes, colors and styles. Some people have great taste in their lighting abilities, while others should shop for the guide entitled, "holiday decor 101 for dummies".(if only there were such a book.)

Through the years I have watched the holiday decorations grow and morph into horrible displays of cheer and i feel that something ought to be done about such atrocities. It's all fine and dandy to share your spirit of the season with passers-by, but when you infringe upon others by invading their windows at nightfall with seizure-activating blinking reigndeer and blow-up snowmen the size of sasquatch i feel that a code has been breached.

As i have written in past years about my neighbors for those of you who used to read my journals back in the day, they feel the need to have to cover every inch of their home and yard with gawdy figurines and horrid lighting. Not only do they crap up their own yard, they now have THEIR next door neighbors in on it too! So now it's not just one home but TWO! I know that santa will not have a hard time attempting to locate either of them being that they are brighter than a f*cking beacon at an airport on a foggy night. They claim it's for the children, what children? they don't have any children! I think that a coalition be put in place to prevent these sad and violating excuses of holiday cheer. anyone care to join?

this is an example of REAL xmas beauty:

this is my friend eerik.
eerik is 6 feet tall.
eerik's tree is taller.
true story.

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Published by Meggs: 2:00 AM
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