Being that it is maxi's birfday, I figured I would resurrect this interview in commemeration of his heiness.

"The International Man of Mystery Himself, Maxime Goulet!" AKA Maximegoulet! (So f*cking original)

If you could have anything in the world what would it be and why?

I don't know if one can "have" a country, but I would own the United States so I could rename it New-Goza. It would be a new territory ruled by me and a few other Quebecois, where money would no longer exist and giraffes would have as many rights as humans. Yes, there would be giraffes in New-Goza.(SWEET!)

When you get dressed in the morning do you pick the clothes up off your floor, smell them and let you nose decide if they are to be worn or not?

Underwear, no. Socks, no. t-shirts, yes. pants, yes. work uniform, useless.

Were you the kid who everyone liked or hated? Or better yet liked to hate?

My teachers, along with my parents and my coaches (soccer, football, karate, etc...) loved me dearly. I was a good boy. The kind of good boy who deserves a second piece of apple crumble pie after dinner. Kids in my classes or on my teams hated me though, because I was such a good boy.

Have you ever been bribed by a stranger with candy to get you in their car?

Yes, once. I was in Roswell, attending a tradeshow with my grandma and as I exited the conference centre, a car stopped and the driver, a mysterious man in his early 20's, asked with a deep voice if we'd be interested in joining him for an afternoon of sex and candy. I told him my grandma and I were not into that sh*t, slapped the bastard and strolled down the street to UFO Burger to have the E.T.combo, no cheese, extra artichokes.

What would be funnier a flying octopus or a flying octopus?

Both are somewhat funny. No wait, octopuses don't fly Meg... you silly pancake!

Does being a frenchie automatically put you in the sexy category with the ladies?( b/c we all know that the french do it the best.......knitting that is)

I don't know, there are so many frenchies in Whistler, girls could care less if you can say "Je t'aime" (translation- I like you) or "le chevreuil est tres malade". (translation- My deer is very sick) One day I'll move to, like, Kansas and test it though. I'm sure girls there will fall for my stupid accent, on either side of the border.

How many fingers and toes do you have now after the prarie dog attack last year?

I have only 10 toes and 10 fingers left. I know, I'm a freak now. You remember last summer when I was trying to count to 12 and I actually had to use one hand twice? Fun times.

Are you a mama's boy?

Yes. I call her every saturday to tell her I still havent found gold in the far west.

Who is the most bitch'n person in the world?

You, Def leppard's drummer, and Noam Chomsky. Or a mix of the 3. Oh and my mom too. 4.

Any final thoughts AKA Jerry Springers?

No, all my thoughts are eternal. I know, I'm such a f*cking smartass eh?
EH = 10 points for Canadian content.


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