Wednesday, February 23, 2005
Being that it is maxi's birfday, I figured I would resurrect this interview in commemeration of his heiness.
"The International Man of Mystery Himself, Maxime Goulet!" AKA Maximegoulet! (So f*cking original)
If you could have anything in the world what would it be and why?
I don't know if one can "have" a country, but I would own the United States so I could rename it New-Goza. It would be a new territory ruled by me and a few other Quebecois, where money would no longer exist and giraffes would have as many rights as humans. Yes, there would be giraffes in New-Goza.(SWEET!)
When you get dressed in the morning do you pick the clothes up off your floor, smell them and let you nose decide if they are to be worn or not?
Underwear, no. Socks, no. t-shirts, yes. pants, yes. work uniform, useless.
Were you the kid who everyone liked or hated? Or better yet liked to hate?
My teachers, along with my parents and my coaches (soccer, football, karate, etc...) loved me dearly. I was a good boy. The kind of good boy who deserves a second piece of apple crumble pie after dinner. Kids in my classes or on my teams hated me though, because I was such a good boy.
Have you ever been bribed by a stranger with candy to get you in their car?
Yes, once. I was in Roswell, attending a tradeshow with my grandma and as I exited the conference centre, a car stopped and the driver, a mysterious man in his early 20's, asked with a deep voice if we'd be interested in joining him for an afternoon of sex and candy. I told him my grandma and I were not into that sh*t, slapped the bastard and strolled down the street to UFO Burger to have the E.T.combo, no cheese, extra artichokes.
What would be funnier a flying octopus or a flying octopus?
Both are somewhat funny. No wait, octopuses don't fly Meg... you silly pancake!
Does being a frenchie automatically put you in the sexy category with the ladies?( b/c we all know that the french do it the best.......knitting that is)
I don't know, there are so many frenchies in Whistler, girls could care less if you can say "Je t'aime" (translation- I like you) or "le chevreuil est tres malade". (translation- My deer is very sick) One day I'll move to, like, Kansas and test it though. I'm sure girls there will fall for my stupid accent, on either side of the border.
How many fingers and toes do you have now after the prarie dog attack last year?
I have only 10 toes and 10 fingers left. I know, I'm a freak now. You remember last summer when I was trying to count to 12 and I actually had to use one hand twice? Fun times.
Are you a mama's boy?
Yes. I call her every saturday to tell her I still havent found gold in the far west.
Who is the most bitch'n person in the world?
You, Def leppard's drummer, and Noam Chomsky. Or a mix of the 3. Oh and my mom too. 4.
Any final thoughts AKA Jerry Springers?
No, all my thoughts are eternal. I know, I'm such a f*cking smartass eh?
EH = 10 points for Canadian content.
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Sunday, February 20, 2005
All in a Daydream
i see myself there, see the people around me, see my future, the future i dreampt of as a child.
his hand takes mine, so clear, so right. his shoulders stern and strong, just as i always knew they would be. his feet planted firmly on the green grass under foot.
i know he is smiling at me. i know he is wanting me. i know that he loves me with every ounce of his being. yet, his face is blurred. i can't make out the little lines and twinkle in his eyes and smile. i know these things are present but i just can't seem to make them out beyond the haze.
still, i know that he loves me. i can feel it in his hand which holds mine so tight. his face only to be revealed in time... when the time is right.
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Monday, February 14, 2005
My weekend in a nutshell.
went to the mountain sat at 10:30. made 3 runs and took a break. then made 2 more and got annoyed at people, took another break. this break lasted about 2 hrs as link, joe, danielle and i proceeded to get intoxicated on the "reject" beers nugget kept handing us. "reject" in this case meaning there is nothing wrong with them they are just free.
at about 2pm we decided that going back out would be a great idea, so we did. the people in the gondola with us must have thought we had just escaped from the local loony bin and if they saw us ride, that would have confirmed that notion. i discovered however that i ride switch way better drunk and can't ride regular drunk.
2 runs later we realized that danielle was an hr late for work and that we probably shouldn't be sliding sideways in our condition. a concensus was made to leave. joey drove me to my car in the far lot and i just said that i would leave my board in there and that i would meet them at erica's house in a bit. i went to drew's and him and i decided to go ice skating and then make dinner. somewhere in between us driving to the pond and getting food and going to erica's i lost my car keys. the ice sucked, so no skating was done. stopped off at erica's house a bit later to see who wanted to eat at drew's and when i got there link informed me that our boards were in joe's car...in connecticut. i said i had my other one and so did she and i went on my merry way back to drew's without anyone b/c they decided to eat there.
got to drew's then 5 mins later we were back in the lurker (aka drew's molester looking van) and on our way to jeremy's, where more beer was had and dog sledding was commenced.
got home at 11pm, still hadn't eaten yet...went to bed and woke up to link calling me to tell me that she puked and was going home. so basically i figured out that some weird force was keeping me from going shredding on sunday considering, i lost my car keys (which were found in erica's driveway, thank god), my board was left in joe's truck and link was going home. so i made the conscious decision to forgo riding that day and watch blue velvet and go to breakfast instead. so anyhoo that's my weekend for anyone who actually cares.
this was my vantage point from the dog sled 
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Thursday, February 10, 2005
WAL-MART WINE?
BENTONVILLE, ARK (AP) - Some Walmart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item-Walmart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, Calif., to produce the spirits at an affordable price; in the $6-8 range.While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Walmart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for inexpensive wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, R.I. She said: "The right name is important." So, with that in mind, here are the top 12 suggested names for Walmart
Wine:
12. Chateau Traileur Doublewide
11. White Trashfindel
10. Big Red Gulp
9. Grape Expectations
8. Domaine Walmart "Merde du Pays"
7. NASCARbernet
6. Chef Boyardeaux
5. Peanut Noir
4. Chateau des Moines
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2. World Championship Wriesling
And the number 1 name for Walmart Wine...
1. Nasti Spumante
Gallo has certainly made its mark by destroying the natural environment for the construction of industrial vineyards and wine factories in Sonoma County. After witnessing the conversion of redwood forests and oak woodlands to industrial vineyards, massive erosion from removal of entire mountains and siltation of pristine salmon spawning steams from Gallo's gigantic earthmoving equipment concerned neighbors have suggested the following names:
-Butcher the Redwoodsfindel
-Fishkill red
-Dead Mountain Burgundy
-Pinot Sewerwater Noir
-Wrath of grape Merlot
-Grape Rape Zin
-Barren Hills Rose
-Exterminate Wildlife Chard
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Wednesday, February 09, 2005
Sorry to rub this in to all of my westside friends but eh em... 20-30 INCHES SPANKIN' THE EASTSIDE'S ASS TOMORROW! ahhhhhhhh how i love zee powdah days.
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Tuesday, February 01, 2005
WAL-MART WINE?
BENTONVILLE, ARK (AP) - Some Walmart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item-Walmart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, Calif., to produce the spirits at an affordable price; in the $6-8 range.While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Walmart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for inexpensive wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, R.I. She said: "The right name is important." So, with that in mind, here are the top 12 suggested names for Walmart
Wine:
12. Chateau Traileur Doublewide
11. White Trashfindel
10. Big Red Gulp
9. Grape Expectations
8. Domaine Walmart "Merde du Pays"
7. NASCARbernet
6. Chef Boyardeaux
5. Peanut Noir
4. Chateau des Moines
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2. World Championship Wriesling
And the number 1 name for Walmart Wine...
1. Nasti Spumante
Gallo has certainly made its mark by destroying the natural environment for the construction of industrial vineyards and wine factories in Sonoma County. After witnessing the conversion of redwood forests and oak woodlands to industrial vineyards, massive erosion from removal of entire mountains and siltation of pristine salmon spawning steams from Gallo's gigantic earthmoving equipment concerned neighbors have suggested the following names:
-Butcher the Redwoodsfindel
-Fishkill red
-Dead Mountain Burgundy
-Pinot Sewerwater Noir
-Wrath of grape Merlot
-Grape Rape Zin
-Barren Hills Rose
-Exterminate Wildlife Chard
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