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Thursday, December 25, 2003
One of the highlights of December.

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Wednesday, December 24, 2003
dEaR sAnTa,

aLl I wAnT fOr KrIsMiS tHiS yEeR iS nEw KnEeS. tHaTs AlL jUsT nEw OnEs sO tHaT mInE wOn'T hUrT AnYmOr.

pS i WaS a GoOd GuRl.

MeGgS

pPs If YoU hAvE tRuBblE fInDiNg My HoUsE tHis YeEr It'S bEcUz ThE aNsElMoS wAnTeD tHeRe HoUsE tO lOoK lIkE lAs VaGuS sO jUsT a LiTeL hEaDs Up. CoOkIeS wIlL bE wAiTiNg!!!

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Monday, December 22, 2003

"HAPPY MERRY!"

So the other day I am out buying holiday cards. I successfully found all the xmas cards I needed and then some. Then it came to Hanukkah cards... Ya, that holiday that has eight nights. Well apparently stores in Middlesex County have never heard of such a holiday. Out of 4 stores I visited, only one had them. Only after I strained my eyes trying to locate them and then gave up and asked a woman in the maxi pad isle where they were. " Um, excuse me could you tell me where the Hanukkah cards are?" "Hanukkah?" she questions. "Ya the holiday that starts at sundown tonight that J-E-W-I-S-H people celebrate..." "Oh ya, that one. Well, the Hanukkah section is right over here," she points as she shuffles back to the isle I had been previously scanning. She smiles reluctantly and retreats back to her isle. Too bad what she called the "Hanukkah section" is only 2 cards...one of which is totaly empty and the other of which is for grandparents. Perfect for my boss and his family juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust perfect! And they say this country is diverse and PC, I think it's about as diverse and PC as a f*cking brick wall!
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Friday, December 19, 2003
UPDATE:

Guess who sent me a Christmas card today?

COLONIAL f*ckING VOLKSWAGON!

"Thank you for your business!"

I'LL f*ckING KICK YOU IN THE BUSINESS!

Oh you people only THINK I am kidding...

Buuuuut I'm not.

(For those who have no idea what I am refering to, please note my previous journal entry.)

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Tuesday, December 16, 2003

All the Fixin's

Meghan, please report to the service desk, Meghan to the service desk please, the pleasant voice chirps. I gather my belongings and make my way down the blue plush carpeted stairs.

I am relieved that my lighter is now fixed after two years of being on the outs. Throwing a smile to the man behind the counter while writing out the check for $39.45, I ponder the soon to be luxury of not having to purchase any more batteries for my cd player. Not to mention that I am once again able to hide behind my radar detector. The man smiles back at me with a nod and adds, "It's the simple things in life that make ya smile isn't it?" "Oh, you have no idea," I retort.

Rrrrrrrrip! goes the check, "Thank you," sqeaks the young woman in the pink turtleneck sweater. After my less than heartfelt goodbyes, I troop outside to my awaiting VW which seems to be glowing with a newfound happiness. I plomp myself into the driver's seat and reach to plug in my radar detector with an ehre of urgency. As the plug meets the socket my heart drops at the silence.

The silence....

Within moments my blood starts to boil. "Keep calm, just keep calm," I reassure myself. At this point I am supposed to be at work in less than a half an hour and I realize that I am going to be fashionably late, but nevertheless I needed to have this problem irradicated.

As I approach the service counter, I see the gentleman gesture to me with his head and hand simulataniously, "Yes, can I help you?" "Uh ya, well I just tried my lighter and it still wasn't working." With a look of total disregard he shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well you told us to put in a new lighter, you never asked us to check if that was the real problem." I could feel the blood rushing like a freight train to my head. "Yes I told you to put in the lighter, that you are correct, but I was told by your dealership a couple months ago that if it was not the fuse that was the problem that I would most likely need a new lighter and that they could install it for me." He turned to his collegue and displayed an, "I don't give a rats ass" face and condescendingly snapped at me, "Well, like I said you never asked us to check to see if that were really the problem, so, we are not responsible for that."

At this point little miss nice girl had left the building and flaming bitch had stepped in to rectify the "situation." "So, you mean to tell me that I just paid you $40 to have my lighter fixed and you are not going to fix it?... AAAAAAAAAAND on top of that you are not even going to indicate to me that replacing the lighter was not the problem?" "WHAT THE BEEEEP KIND OF BEEEEEEEEPING PLACE IS THIS I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!" "I AM the manager and like I said ma'am this is not our problem. We can bring the car back in and check it out but just to look at it is an extra $36." With a point of my finger making sure the whole dealership hears my case, "Oh ya? Well after I call the Better Business Bureau on your ass it WILL be YOUR problem asshole!"

I slam the door on my exit making sure I create a scene then in my car still not completely saticfied with my psuedo Oscar performance, I see a vision just ahead of me. I pull out from my space and swerve stratigically to the left into a mud puddle near the front of the building. Ah yes those beautifully shining front windows....always a staple of any "REPUTABLE" dealership. With a 1...2...3...my tires begin to spin feverishly christening the spotless windows. In my rearview the people sit stunned at the unfolding events. Me, I just giggle with a twinkle in my eye as I rip out of the parking lot and on my way.

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Monday, December 15, 2003
...When all you want to do is cry and even sigur ros can't help you.
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Sunday, December 14, 2003

RED LETTER DAY

Saddam is ours.

Only time will tell us what this really means.

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Wednesday, December 10, 2003
I walk to the edge.
The northwest wind pats my back in a Act of Contrition.
Here I stand at the ends of the earth,
making my way to the rightiousness promised to me by the divine.
My mind clears
My heart sighs
My arms raise
Silence

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Tuesday, December 09, 2003
Getting eats at Tony's for the first time since april. $12

Having one's car break down on the way home from stratton. $500 and $5 for mr. tow truck driver b/c he had 3 teeth and a mullet.

Having car broken and riding three days in a row when I should have been at work...After having had over 2 ft of fresh that I got first tracks in......f*ckING PRICELESS!

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Friday, December 05, 2003
Life of a 5ft Tall Girl.

So not too many people get to hear about what's going on in my life due to the fact that I tend to post my writing on here. Well as of late I have been slacking on that as well. Maybe I am getting lazy about posting things. Or maybe I just don't want people to read what I have been writing. Possibly it's that I have not been writing much of anything. But it could also be that I have been writing such crap that it's not worthy of other eyes to see. Having said that I will just fill you people in on what this week has been like for me.

1. Went riding and cried b/c of the state on the east coast right now.

2. Have met some new people recently that rock my sox.

3. Received not one but TWO MP3 players in the mail yesterday for the price of one.

4. Located my pipe gloves after having torn apart everything I own for the past week or so.

5. It's gonna snow this weekend. Here in the boston area we are slated to get 8-12" but in the north country it's gonna be less. BOOOOO TO THAT! I suppose it's better than nothing.

6. Today is Friday. AKA payday AKA bills AKA f*ck that b/c I never see any of that money!

7. George W. is a f*cking retard X 10000000000000000000000!

8. My 10 year old VW passed inspection with flying colors yesterday rock and roll REDRUM! He was also given outstanding compliments on his badass condition from the little Brazilian man at the gas station. Ya I know, I have the coolest Golf this side of the river John.

9. I am reading the Nanny Diaries and realizing that it is my life. Us nannies deserve respect too! haha

And......

10. In three weeks I will be on vaca. Yes my 5th week of vaca PAID this year. Not only am I going to WA but Livi will be back there as well. A little taste of home.

Plane, seattle, cory's car, whistler, bus, seattle, plane. I can't wait to see my buds Sabby Sab, Kev, Joe, D, Maxi, J-Dog, Addy Rock, Rak, Mr. Nasty himself, and if I am super lucky...I will get to see Cashen puking in a circle with his friends. OH JOY!

Oh well that's my life in a nutshell as of late. Now you are all up to par. Bon Weekend!

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Tuesday, December 02, 2003

SILENCE=DEATH

One person every minute is infected with HIV . WE as young people all as young people all over the world have the power to help stop this madness, yet we let it slip between our fingers. 42 Million people are living with the virus worldwide, gay, straight, black, white, children, mothers, fathers, friends and lovers. This epidemic knows no race, or boundaries. WE must understand that it can happen to any one of us. It is the people who think it won't happen to them, the ones who continue to have unprotected sex, who are most at risk. WE as the youth of the world must take it into our own hands and educate ourselves. Many of us will know at least one person in our lifetime who will die of AIDS. In my eyes that is one person too many. Please be safe practice safe sex and get tested regularly. After all it is WE who are the future of our world. Let's create a safe world for our children. Bless the people who lay prey to this devestating epidemic. Please visit www.46664.com for more information.

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Monday, December 01, 2003
Ssss-nnnn-oooo-wwww
Snow Snow-dance!


Ah we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance
Well they’re are no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to, a place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind,
And we can dance

We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance
Well they’re are no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to a place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance.

Francois!

Ah we can go when we want to the night is young and so am I
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
And surprise ’em with the victory cry

I say we can act if want to if we don’t nobody will
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile
I say we can dance, we can dance everything out control
We can dance, we can dance we’re doing it wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance everybody takin’ the chance
Snow snow dance
Oh well the snow snow dance
Ah yes the snow snow dance

Ssss-nnnn-oooo-wwww
Snow snow-dance!


We can dance if we want to, we’ve got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything’ll work out right
I say, we can dance if we want to we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance
Well they’re are no friends of mine
I say we can dance, we can dance everything out control
We can dance, we can dance we’re doing it wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance everybody’s takin’ the chance

Oh well the snow snow dance
Ah yes the snow snow dance
Oh well the snow snow dance
Oh well the snow snow dance
Oh yes the snow snow dance
Oh the snow snow dance yeah
Oh it’s the snow snow dance
It’s the snow snow dance
Well it’s the snow snow dance
Oh it’s the snow snow dance
Oh it’s the snow snow dance
Oh it’s the snow snow dance
Oh it’s the snow snow dance




...if there is a higher being, please let it snow...




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