Tuesday, November 25, 2003
*The girl sits in silence while the world roars by*
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Thursday, November 20, 2003
Being that today is maxi's birfday, I figured I would resurrect this interview in commemeration of his heiness.
"The International Man of Mystery Himself, Maxime Goulet!" AKA Maximegoulet! (So f*cking original)
If you could have anything in the world what would it be and why?
I don't know if one can "have" a country, but I would own the United States so I could rename it New-Goza. It would be a new territory ruled by me and a few other Quebecois, where money would no longer exist and giraffes would have as many rights as humans. Yes, there would be giraffes in New-Goza.(SWEET!)
When you get dressed in the morning do you pick the clothes up off your floor, smell them and let you nose decide if they are to be worn or not?
Underwear, no. Socks, no. t-shirts, yes. pants, yes. work uniform, useless.
Were you the kid who everyone liked or hated? Or better yet liked to hate?
My teachers, along with my parents and my coaches (soccer, football, karate, etc...) loved me dearly. I was a good boy. The kind of good boy who deserves a second piece of apple crumble pie after dinner. Kids in my classes or on my teams hated me though, because I was such a good boy.
Have you ever been bribed by a stranger with candy to get you in their car?
Yes, once. I was in Roswell, attending a tradeshow with my grandma and as I exited the conference centre, a car stopped and the driver, a mysterious man in his early 20's, asked with a deep voice if we'd be interested in joining him for an afternoon of sex and candy. I told him my grandma and I were not into that sh*t, slapped the bastard and strolled down the street to UFO Burger to have the E.T.combo, no cheese, extra artichokes.
What would be funnier a flying octopus or a flying octopus?
Both are somewhat funny. No wait, octopuses don't fly Meg... you silly pancake!
Does being a frenchie automatically put you in the sexy category with the ladies?( b/c we all know that the french do it the best.......knitting that is)
I don't know, there are so many frenchies in Whistler, girls could care less
if you can say "Je t'aime" (translation- I like you) or "le chevreuil est tres malade". (translation- My deer is very sick) One day I'll move to, like, Kansas and test it though. I'm sure girls in Kansas city will fall for my stupid accent, on either side of the border.
How many fingers and toes do you have now after the prarie dog attack last year?
I have only 10 toes and 10 fingers left. I know, I'm a freak now. You remember last summer when I was trying to count to 12 and I actually had to use one hand twice? Fun times.
Are you a mama's boy?
Yes. I call her every saturday to tell her I still havent found gold in the far west.
Who is the most bitch'n person in the world?
You, Def leppard's drummer, and Noam Chomsky. Or a mix of the 3. Oh and my mom too. 4.
Any final thoughts AKA Jerry Springers?
No, all my thoughts are eternal. I know, I'm such a f*cking smartass eh?
EH = 10 points for Canadian content.
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Wednesday, November 19, 2003
TODAY IS ZOOOOOOOOOOOKI DAY!
Zorica Stancevic AKA zoki gets star treatment today b/c she is a ZOKSTAR!
So you are originally from Minnisoder, eh? What did you do for fun
when mommy and daddy weren't lookin'?
Yea yea, you betcha. Drank beer and went cowtipping. Actually, I was from "the cities", so I did urban things. I wasn't "cool" enough in my lame suburban high school to be invited to keggers. So all my loser friends and myself did more urban things, like clubbing in mpls. Lots of drugs were involved. I refer to that as my "experimental period"...And yea, I make the little quotes thing with my fingers when I say it out loud.
What does LA really stand for?
lost ambition
Who has been the most famous person you have met or seen since you moved there?
I have not met any famous people. Jamie (Meatwagon) got the closest when he talked to Jimmy Kimmel during his vacation here. I went bowling once in Santa Monica and John Cusack was bowling in the lane next to me. he was dating Neve Campbell at the time, so she was there too. She is pretty average in person, and he is a terrible bowler. However, he IS John Cusack, and *sigh*, I was pretty damn stoked. (Oh my God you could kill me right then and I would be the happiest person who ever lived!)
Ok Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee? Or Pam and Kid Rock?
Pam and Kid Rock. (I am a self-admitted pop star/culture junkie.)
Just how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
I am too impatient to count anything above the number 25 (except for $$). I timed it once, and if you suck really hard, you can do it in 4:23 flat.
Please name the three tenors...bonus points if you can.
(I am not sure what you will do with those points but they're nice to flaunt to the
people who don't have them.)
Placido Domingo...that is the only one I know. Alright, I know I could have cheated and looked them up google style, but I didn't.
When you were a little kid, did you ever wish to be an inatimate object such as a superball when you grew up?
I wished I could be Strawberry Shortcake. She always smelled good. Her pet was named Custard (mmm...custard). She lived in this great place. The sun talked to her. It was just so bright and colorful. She got to wear a neat hat...And everyone of her friends and herself all wore really cool green and white striped stockings. Wait...does she count? (Mmmmmm no, not really but I will let it go this time.)
Ok at this stage in the presidential race, who would you vote for and why? (If you say George W. I have been instructed to impale you with dull butter knives to the face.)
I have no idea who is running, which is clearly pathetic considering I am going in a policy oriented field. I will be ready eventually. most likely, I will vote for the green party candidate...But I will base it, like all good Americans, on the individuals campaign platform. If you talk about urban planning and its associated concepts (sustainability, smart growth, national social provisions (like affordable housing and health care and education like they are a RIGHT and not a PRIVELEDGE)), then I will probably vote for you. *Steps off of soapbox*
Please humor everyone with your explanation of guys are the way they are.
They have that thing dangling between their legs...nuff said.
Who is the most radical human who ever roamed this earth?
Michael Nesmith, of the Monkees. Cause not only was he in and on "The Monkees," which we all know was not only one of the best television shows ever, but also one of the greatest contrived bands ever. He also invented White-Out!
Any final thoughts AKA Jerry Springers?
Long live the dairy princess. Here! Here!
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Sunday, November 16, 2003
Sabine Boersch AKA Elle Presidente and her explaination as to why she is cooler than YOU!
When did you realize that santa and the tooth fairy were a farce? (For all you little ones out there santa and the tooth fairy are still real I am just playin'.)
Well, after I lost my second tooth, no money appeared under my pillow. I was
pretty mad about this and needless to say I felt pretty ripped off. So that morning, I'm pouting at breakfast in a way that only a 6-year old German girl can, and my mother asks "What's wrong?" "The tooth fairy didn't come!!" I protested. Arms crossed, brow furrowed. My mom looks at my dad, and my dad goes the equivalent of "Aw Christ" in German, pulls out his wallet and gave me a quarter. Thats when I realized, my dad was the tooth fairy. Then, later, I realized that my dad was too tough to be a fairy, so I figured there was no tooth fairy. (Holy Novel)
As for Santa Claus, we never had Santa. Growing up German, we believed in the Kris Kind. She exists.--(ok sabine fragment)
Tell us what it was like being raised by wild platapus's?
Really wet but it was nothing but slappy happy times.
If you could have male genitalia for one day would you?
Umm, maybe? I don't really know.
If so what would you do first?
I guess the standard answer would be pee standing up or get a blow job, but I think I would "adjust" myself in public.
What is a catch phrase you use way too often?
I don't know. I say "like" a lot. Does that count? I know theres something but I think I just say it so often that I don't even know what it is that I say.
Do you ever fantasized about Tom Jones?
No.
(That's not what you told me last week)
Please humor us with your perception of yanks...
I think they are all ignorant gun toting f*cks who all think that red, white, and blue are always in fashion and find it mandatory to be on a talk show at least once. No, not really. I think they are just like any other people in the world...very diverse with all types of people. There are nice ones and mean ones and dumb ones....but it don't matter as long as they are FUN!
Speaking of country things do you think canadians say EH? too much, eh?
I am Canadian, I do not say EH. Although, I do have a healthy diet of whale blubber, my dog sled team is parked in the back, and I wish it would hurry up and I hope the US of A joins on with the Kyoto accord because this global warming thing is making my igloo melt.
Don't you think it's the funniest thing in the world when someone get's
their head caught in their sweatshirt and they are running around yelling, "help me help me!"?
No.
Who is the coolest person in the wizzorld? Other than me of course.
Mark Twain. That man is so great and so cool and he is totally down with the wizzorld. He is the mofo of the century. Word to yo' mutha cuz hes a f*ckin
twainstah and y'all bettah recognize that P-I-M-P. Besides, how can you go wrong with a man who says that "Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society". Its brilliantly true! When was the last time that western society looked at National Geographic documentations or African tribes and decided that we should be more like them? NO! We decide that they are savages in need of God and we go over there and give them television, setting it on a station that does nothing but show 24 hour reruns of the Hour of Power.(Ok everyone did you get all that?)
Any final thoughts AKA Jerry Springers?
I would just like to say that dear sweet Meghan is rad. That and Canucks rule. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go put more money on my parking meter before my dog sled gets towed.
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Wednesday, November 12, 2003
"Dustin Krysak,(formally CapitaAdmin formally _dnk_, currently _dk_)The man of mystery" (Well not really I suppose it just sounded cooler.)
When you were born did the angels sing?
Not on your life. I'm a baddddd (That's right - 5 "d's"! worth of bad)ass mofo. Well maybe not. I really do not know -I was pretty young at that point - wouldn't you say? Ask my mom.
If Henry Rollins got into a fight with Glen Danzig, who would win?
Rollins hands down. Or is this a trick question? However Danzig is a better singer.
Have you ever peed sitting down, now be honest?
Yes
If so did you feel closer to your fem side?
Explain please! umm sure.. Cause besides being a baddddd mofo (count the "d's") I am a sensitive guy.
What do Canadians REALLY think of Americans?
Depends who you ask. I am sure it is the same in the US.
Have you ever found yourself watching tv channels in different languages?
No - I do not have cable or any TV channel.
Speaking of other languages, did you ever feel like people who were speaking other languages were just making it up as they went along?
Umm no not really - I mean it is usually pretty obvious who is messin' around. Except me - I'm legit - everything is gibberish that comes out of my mouth.
What famous person would you boink in 2.2 seconds, and jermaine jackson doesn't count sorry.
Ahhh no idea - could care less. I'm not one who has any one famous person I like. I don't really care. Meaning I have never thought about it.
Did you ever secretly wish that you could go to Degrassi Jr. High?
Yeah man. Then I can wear hat like ahh joey. I mean what show is that? Never heard of it!
Don't you feel uber special being interviewed?
Nope. Should I? No wait - I am uber special... Just that most people
have not realized it because they have not taken the time to really (I MEAN REALLY)get to know me. It's all about the little things.
Who is the eh em coolest person in the world eh em?
I think you are hinting at something here, but it is ok.. I already know the answer to this.. Me. At least in my own little world.
Any final thoughts AKA Jerry Springers? Oh wait do they have Jerry Springer in Canadia?
Yes.... We Canadians have never heard of Jerry Springer, and all live in igloos. My sled dogs are out back too. This is why I was confused by your "TV" question earlier.... What is a TV?
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Friday, November 07, 2003
If you were a food, what food would you be?
I would be a chicken soft taco from bueno y sano because i am soft, packaged small and compact and i am full of good stuff. I am also always fresh and saticfying. I don't taste any different from day to day, i am always consistant. i leave everyone with a smile on their face yet always wanting more.
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Thursday, November 06, 2003
What are you thinking?
How many times have you paused in total astonishment at another person's stupidity? I know for myself it is on a daily basis.
Take last night for instance. The rain is bulleting the pavement. The night sky is black with no sign of Mr. moon. Straining to keep tabs on the car in front of me, I take caution while on the windy main road. On both sides of me, water held back only by a gaurd rail leaving no room for a shoulder at either side. It is here the road bears to the right quite sharply. The lines of the road are nonexisting and the lights of the oncoming cars blur my vision.
As I apporach the bend the car in front of me swerves without warning into the other lane. In that instant I wonder what lies ahead. Then, to my amazment, to my right, is a man running toward me with a baby in a running stroller.
Now logic would most likely tell a person in their right mind. "Hmmm, It's raining like hell outside, I think I should go for an evening run on a major route during rush hour. Better yet, maybe baby would like to join me for some fresh air." It was hard enough just trying to see 2 feet in front of me let alone keep my eyes out for men running with babies.
All I have to say is that I hope that child grows up to have a tad bit more common sense than his/her father. It would be a tragedy to have more people like that in this world.
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Monday, November 03, 2003
We'll miss you baggs...FHC eternally
Jonathan E. Bagley, 24, of Essex Junction, Vt.
Monday, November 3, 2003
ESSEX JUNCTION, Vt. -- Jonathan E. Bagley, 24, of Essex Junction, Vt., and formerly of Framingham, died Friday, Oct. 31, 2003, in Essex Junction.
Born and raised in Framingham, he was a graduate of Framingham High School, Class of 1996. Mr. Bagley had attended the University of Colorado at Boulder. He enjoyed all types of music and was especially a fan of Phish. He loved animals, especially his cats, and was a skilled computer software designer.
He leaves his mother, Gillian (Beasley) Bagley, and stepfather, David Adam of Framingham, his father, Richard A. Bagley, and stepmother, Marjorie Bagley of Marlborough; two sisters, Jennifer Bagley of Marlborough and Leanne Pearlman of Clinton; a brother, Michael Bagley of Marlborough; his maternal grandfather, Eric Beasley of Framingham and his paternal grandmother, Jeanne Brennan of Nahant; his girlfriend, Michaela Cook of Essex Junction and her parents, Kathy and Bill Cook of Cranston, R.I.; and many aunts, uncles, nieces and nephews.
A graveside service will be held at a date to be announced.
There will be no visiting hours.
The family asks that memorial donations be made to Buddy Dog Humane Society, 151 Boston Post Road, Sudbury, MA 01776.
Funeral arrangements are under the direction of Eugene J. McCarthy and Sons Funeral Home, 11 Lincoln St., Framingham.
*may angels lead you in*
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