Words of Wisdom
If you can run and play any sport while wearing chanclas, Mexican Status
If you ever hurt yourself and your mama rubbed the area while chanting, " Sana Sana Colita de rana.." Your mexican. BIG TIME!!
If you have your last name in old english lettering anywhere on your car or truck or tattooed on your back. Yes, you are a Mexican (proud one too)
If you refer to your wife as your ruca, your hina, your wifey, or your vieja.. guess what? your Mexican
If you throw a "grito" everytime you hear Vicente Fernandez. Then not only are you Mexican your a drunk Mexican.
If you grew up scared of someone called the llorona and fear the dark because of El Cucuy. Yes!! Mexican!!
If you ask for something by " dame esa chingadera" instead of calling it by its name. Yup. Mexican.
If you constantly refer to cereal as " con fleys" or cake as " kay ke" you're mexican.
If your tias and abuela dress up in their Sunday best with heels and all go to the pulga. Then yes you are a mexican.