Stephan: welcome everybody to this weeks S.A.A (snowboard addicts anonymous) meeting, we are here to welcome one of our new members joey bidner. come on up joey
joey: ahem, uhh, hi my name is joey
crowd:hiiiii joeyyyy
joey: beleive it or not, i am addicted to snowboarding
crowd: nods heads in dissapointment wile muttering rude comments
joey: at the tender age of 6 i steped my little joey feet in my first set of boots and strapped up into my little board of love and knew we were meant to be together, since then each summer has been a combination of pain and discomfort, and i am here to ask all of you to help me get through this one free of anguish