okay...new rant for all those that love to hate (like me)...what is with all this pirate shi*t these days? everyone on this site is either dressed in some pic like a pirate, says they are a pirate, or "likes" pirates...what the f*ck?!? Last time i looked into it riding around on a decrepid boat, eating gruel and getting scurvy weren't on my top 10 list...oh yeah, and burying treasure too...what's the deal with that shi*t? Why would you get yourself some treasures only to bury them? Wouldn't the point of robbing all those people to be to get some booty for a new boat, or possilby better food? Or shi*t, how 'bout a navigation unit so's you don't sail into the Bermuda Triangle?! Seriously, this pirate shi*t has to stop. Now all the sudden every emo-ish suburban kid fancies themself some type of swashbuckler...new flash pirate wanna be's: Your Vespa or equally douchey car does not equate to a Spanish galleon. I know that in your head you think pirates are awesome, but the truth is Black Beard would have spilled your weak Hot Topic guts all over the poop-deck. So put down the Johnny Depp picture, take off the eyepatch, and join the rest of the modern world that stopped hyping up pirates after 1800! Arrrrgghhh matey, you suck!
Oh, and here is a good pirate joke for you: What happened to the emo kid that thought he was a pirate?
A: Robocop killed his ass.
Okay that one sucked, here's a good one: How much do pirates charge for corn?
A: Arrrghh, it be a buck-an-ear!
Okay all you wanna be first mates, i'm out...
