Words of Wisdom
"When you're riding switch you are going the other way"
-Me trying to explain switch to someone who doesn't really know what snowboarding is and failing miserably because Im an ass
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"Chicks dig dudes with accents"
-Unknown awful poet
"Your board is a sexy super model, mine is a cuddly fat chick"
- Me to Nick(rambler13)
Sometimes I wish I was a taco on Salma Hayek's plate....is that weird??
"All you 90's Hardcore homies can SUCK IT!!" -YDL
...And finally much thanks to MTV for teaching Middle America Suburban White Kids to act "Ghetto"...
f*ck NEW JERSEY... i hate that place