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hi, i'm chris.
i goto bradley university in peoria, illinois [read: shi*thole}
i study political science.

i from the nw chicago suburbs.
i play hockey, snowboard as much as i can, and drink more than i should.

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My Blog: Wednesday, January 25, 2006
Bears Lose. And Well, That Blows.

Ugh. That sucked. Totally, totally sucked. On the bright side it was a better season than I ever expected. On the flip side, that's what makes it worse. Why?

Ok, imagine having no ears, nose, half a scalp and one leg. You're at a party and no one really pays attention to you. 3 out of the first 4 girls you talk to want nothing to do with you. Just another crappy party again, you think. Then suddenly, out of the blue ... Heidi Klum starts flirting with you. You're like, "Wha...? Me? Really?" But you're thinking, eh, this won't last. Next thing you know, she's calling you. In fact, in a 17 week span, she calls you and invites you over 10 times. You guys talk, laugh, make out. It's great. You don't believe it. Where did this come from? On the 18th week, she flies off to Fiji for a shoot and you relax, rest, get pumped up. Hey, you earned it. Because on the 19th week, you know, it's sexy time. She comes back and promises you the wildest sex of your disfigured life (and it's free). So there it is. You're all ready to go. You've got your doubts, like "I think I'm dreaming" and "I hope she really has a vagina", but you don't worry about that. You're about to do it ... you're so close ... And then, without warning, you slip and fall to the ground twice while covering Steve Smith, and it's all over. Just like that. You never expected it to happen. You kinda knew it was too good to be true. But you hoped. And well, now it's time for baseball. When do pitchers & catchers have to report anyways?

So, yeah, now I'm stuck watching 2 teams I could give a flying blast of diarrhea about. Awesome. And what makes it worse is I can't stand the Steelers. Which means I have to choose between rooting for the Seahawks to win, or rooting for them to catch syphillus then get attacked by alligators. At this point, it's a toss up.

But hey, let's put things into perspective. The Bears may have lost the game, but mark my words:   They have not lost their awesomeness.
In fact, it's just the begining. This was a preview of things to come...

You think Luke became a Jedi overnight?
Did He-Man defeat Skeletor in one day?
Did that kid who played Fez on 'That 70's Show' get into Lindsay Lohan's pants in one afternoon? No. Their awesomeness grew over time.
You think the Bears were good this year? You just wait. You'll be hiding under your bed by Week 7 next year.



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Posted on Nov 27, 2006
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From: andiii
20, Rosario, Santa Fe, AR
hola!!     
 
Congrats on MOTD!!!!
 
Here's some Karma for you.
 
byeee
 
Posted on Nov 27, 2006
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From: Jesgirl
30s, White Haven (Grand Haven, Mi for the season), Pennsylvania, US
hey!!
Congratulations on MOTD!!  some karma for you.
 
I agree, Bears lost , and that sucks.  I just moved from Chgo to PA and I've been a Bears fan all my life.  At least it was a respectable loss.
Posted on Feb 17, 2006
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From: IWantYou.InMyPants
20, Colorado, US
Woo!
You like..Figured it out.
Go you.
And here is ur comment from the raddest person you will EVER meet.
Posted on Feb 17, 2006
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24, L.Bridge, Alberta, CA
you are... so much older then i remember you being.. weird
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22, Pensacola, Florida, US
Hey dude what's up?
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hello
Posted on Jul 26, 2005
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21, VH, Illinois, US
nice pictures. you should get some new ones. yep.

-alison aka your "little sister"
Posted on Jul 05, 2005
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From: sympa_sab
26, Montreal, Quebec, CA
heyy! Long time eh?!
How is your summer so far?? Sorry i'm not on msn often... gotta lot of things to do, like working, going out, geting a suntan, etc...!!
hmb!!
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Posted on Jun 15, 2005
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From: SpacE_CowgirL
19, Kaawanui Village, Hawaii, US
*muah* U HAVE BEEN KISSED BY THE *LOVE BUG*!****** send this to 10 ppl in the next 10 minutes and u will be kissed by ur crush!****** BUT DONT BRAKE THE CHAIN...****** or there will be no love in ur life AT ALL!****** this is no lie or trick, so copy & paste to ur 10 closest buddies!*******
DO NOT SEND BAKK!******
Posted on May 17, 2005
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From: laSNOWBIRD
28, and the circus leaves town..., New York, US
holes
Posted on May 09, 2005
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From: juggalettestreetracer1
21, aurora, Colorado, US
hey hey hey wud up? how r u? how did ur weekend go?
Posted on May 05, 2005
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From: hOt_bOd010
19, Riverton, Utah, US
your pretty hott
Posted on Mar 31, 2005
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From: Jasmine05
18, Some Where, Some Place
hey wuz up
Posted on Mar 30, 2005
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From: SeXy_bitch390
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hi holes i just wanted to say hello so hello!
lol
well talk to u l8er
bye
Posted on Mar 28, 2005
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From: MoeEckes
24, Some Where, Some Place
That's cool. Yah I'm right by all of them. Basicly down the road from MSOE. That's tight.
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