Words of Wisdom
~I do not think ethical, legal, or sane.~
~I will not hesitate to bite your leg.~
~Fat people with guns is not what America needs.
~98% of people would stop breathing if Hollister said it was cool.~
~Windex and blue kool-aid are not the same thing.~
~If life hands you lemons, hit people with them.~
~24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day, coincidence?~
~I dial my number on my phone, just to see if I'm home.~
~Mouse pads taste like sponge cake.~
~I bought some batteries, but they weren't included, so I had to buy them again.~
~I'm thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.~
~Three things to succeed: A wishone, a backbone, and a funnybone.~
~If life hands you lemons, make lemonade, then find someone life hands vodka, and throw a party.~
~Everything is funny as long as it's happening to someone else.~
~The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.~
~It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.~
~A girl's legs are her best friends, but the best of friends must part.~
~L.O.V.E.: Legs Open Very Easy.~
~Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.~
