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Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Stevens Pass; a whirlwind blur of relaxation, alcohol, guns and occasionally some snowboarding.  I'd love to tell you more, but I don't want to ruin the surprise.  Stayed tuned for a feature story in an up coming Snowboard Canada.

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Published by GNARCOREvideoplay: 4:27 PM

Saturday, April 08, 2006
I begin the long wandering, lonely drive to Mica Creek by myself.  A soggy mist hangs low on the blue green mountains of a B.C. spring.  I hum along to mixed CD'c and nervously fart.  Somehow it feels like the pick up should have been in Revelstoke.  I keep driving the 140km's anyway.  Nearing Mica I begin to look for any signs that might indicate my destination.  Seeing nothing I become increasingly agitated and fart some more.  I curse myself for not confirming the pick up spot.  It really seems like it should have been in Revelstoke.  Finally I spot a lodge off the side of the road and stop to ask directions.  They tell me to keep driving until I pass a dam and come to a "big muddy parking lot".  I keep driving but fail to see anything that resembles a parking lot.  Soon I am 15km down a road alternating between rutted mud and long stretches of glazed ice.  I clench my teeth and look for any signs of civilization.  f*ck, it's a dead end.  I turn around and bounce desperatley back, the thick brown mud sucking against my tires, pulling me eratically, then the sheets of ice sending the rear wheels sliding wildly.  My molars grit against themselves.  Where the f*ck can they be?  Soon I'm back at the roadside lodge.  It now appears to be deserted, so I poke my head around unitl I find the kitchen.  There I find 4 pretty young girls who greet me eagerly and offer to call my pick up.  The whole mess is quickly sorted out.  I have 2 hours to kill, so I smile and uncomfortably try to make some small talk.  This turns out to be easier than I thought as they quickly allude that they don't often get young guys out this far.  I smile to myself; I have the upper hand.  They look sheepish and offer me some lunch and beer.  Who am I to say no.  Two hours later I am on my way again to the heli pick up, but not before I got some phone numbers.

-Gerhard. 
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Published by GNARCOREvideoplay: 9:46 PM

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Day three is blue bird.  We wake up stoked, have a quick breakfast and are in the heli by 9am.  By 9:10 we are on top of some of the burliest terrain I have seen in my life.  Unfortunately the evil Shmoo lord has half cooked the snow to a sticky white glue substance.  Shmoo sucks, like seriously, it sucks my base down and makess me fall and curse.  Luckily Shane Szocs, one of the K2 ski team members, points out a face that looks good and is north facing protecting it from the Shmoo overlord.  The copter lets us off on the top of  the face which is a two hundred foot high razor ridge about 8 feet wide at the most.  The copter has to nose in leaving one ski hanging over a 1800 foot precipiece and the other touching our 8 foot patch of snow.  So, on the one hand we have a 200 foot long 40 degree slope highly prone to avalanche due to surface hore, or an 1800 foot sheer drop to the valley bottom.  Once you're up there, there is only one way down.  Fox has opted to got first and pins a line down the face dropping a rock out cropping half way down, and riding out clean.  Szocs is next and sends it over a set of triple drops stomping his clean.  Now it's my turn.  I have to billy goat around a narrow outcropping to get to my line but realize it is impossible since it now goes up hill.  I decide to drop anyway.  As I cut across a small dip to line up for the drop below I catch a dreaded fracture line rippling across the face beneath me.  f*ck, I have to point it.  I straight line for the drop and hit it fine but underestimate the bounciness of the snow, which sends me into a wheelie.  Before I know it the slide behind has caught up to and engulfed me.  Snow clogs my lungs and a sea of white clouds my vision.  I wildly try to swim with one arm and unplug my throat with the other.  It's funny I'm not panicing just reacting.  Suddenly it's all over.  As the snow dust clears I find myself at the bottom waist deep in a pile of debris.  I quickly dig myself out and ride over to the crew, who are relieved as I am that I am okay.  We spend the rest of the lay back slashing wind rolls, laughing at the evil shmoo, his powers some how diminished.  For me, I'm all smiles, after having one of the most humbling experiences of my life.

-Gerhard


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Published by GNARCOREvideoplay: 10:53 PM
Updated On: 4/5/2006 at 10:55 PM

Monday, April 03, 2006
I'm sitting in the Mica Creek heli lodge after my first ever day of heli shredding with K2 shred Brian Fox who I just  met yesterday.  We spent our first day scoping and hitting some minigolf lines both of us with shi*t eating grins on our faces.  Tomorrow there's more to be had but right now I'm exhausted and  everything seems surreal sitting in this crazy lodge in the middle of nowwhere watching the sunset over kinbasket lake. 

-Gerhard
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