Words of Wisdom
Remember: When attempting to be a complete show off at a big arse ski resort like Mammoth Lakes in Califorina, always remember when overshooting the Hollywood kicker at Main Lodge (and having intimate thoughts at 45 feet) land it on ya backside, not your head, even though it will hurt like a mother and you will have to drive from Reno back to LA in a rental car with a Doughnut beneath ya precious, coz ya mates are too drunk to drive, the bonus is all the great pain killers at drug stores across America, especially "Rite Aid" thanks kids the kidneys are now fine! Plus getting an upgrade to business class coming home for explaining how you broke your behind while getting hurled abuse for faking from the cellar dellers in economy is truly worth it! In the great words of my friendly Dilmah Tea Guy and resident home boy : " Do Try It.!"
Jeff.... shhhh.. did you say snowpark? dude the word is gonna get out!