Words of Wisdom
1. Anything that can go wrong, will, and 2. don't step in anything soft.
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I work hard to make sure I don't have to work hard.
Before you judge a person, walk a mile in their shoes... that way, you are a mile away from them...and you have their shoes.
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Sex is only dirty when you do it right.
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Murder is never a viable option. Nothing that you can't talk about after dinner is fun or enticing.
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Light travels faster than sound. That's why most people appear bright before you hear them speak.
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(a word on hypocrisy)
Before you pull the splinter out of my eye, pull the stick out of yours.