Words of Wisdom 

"wer zu letzt lacht, lacht am best'n"


Things ull only do once:

* initiate a conversation with a late night security guard
* play poker with a man whose middle name is a midwest american state
* donate a kidney
* put ur finger in a fan
* check whether an electric fence is working
* believe the taxman will give up sending those letters
* answer a street pollster when they ask "have you got a minute for?"

"Dude what does a mime look like when he's having sex anyway?.it's probly like Ooughaah oughah i'm a mime oh oh oahch.im a mime ough"
~SS

"OK here's a little advice for ur own good that has got to be the worst looking sweater i have ever seen.it's a cosby sweater!A COSBY SWEATAA!"
~H.F.

"I dont want that dog dribbling on my seats"
"ur seats? Tyrone this is a stolen f*cking car mate"
~Snatch