aight so. this is to tell the stroy of my dumbest decision i've made... well... it's up there. i moved out cuz i got in a fight with my parentals... so having no money and no where to stay i told my dad to go f*ck himself and didnt go home, spent the night at a friends. next day i called a friend from wyoming.... (i know stupid decision) and he said to move up there with him. therefore i phoned my man hammer who was presently in AZ and tld him to get a ticket and head back to this region, which he then did. so then, after spending the week at my girls house i promptly picked up the Ham and headed for cheyenne wyoming ( i already said it was a bad ecision ok) which upon arriving i discovered it would be us and 4 mexicans. so we required a larger place of residence to hold the 6 pimp that we were... ( ok so it was more like 2 pimp and a bunch of spics), anyways. we found a nice 3 story 5 bedroom house which i agreed with the owner that we would rent out... two days before i signed the lease and we move in... the spics go put all the money on a deposit and first months rent at this peice of shi*t 3 bedroom apartent... apperently they wanted to live by their friends... needless to say this pissed me off a great deal, but sense they had already givin the man the money i was helpless to change this situation.... THIS IS WHERE IT GETS GOOD! we have a party 2 days later, i didnt invite anyone cuz they all live an hour away, the spics do. we end up with 20 mexicans and like 5 black people there, i get off work at 1 AM and there is a grand total of 3 girls there! all of which are ugly. i therefore get pissed off and walk out of my room to go get some more jungle juice which i quickly down and start doublefisting 24 oz cans of coors. after a while i walk back to the kitchen and walk into a group of people two of which are my roomates. they ask where the "black people" went. i promptly say loudly "are those the ******s from downstairs?" everyone looks abashed, my roomates stare with jaws dropped... i not understanding think they didnt hear my and repeat with more volume and much great emphathis on the "******" part of the sentence i am hurriedly told to have some respect. on a closer inspection i see that 2 inches off my right shoulder there is a VERY BLACK angry man. (whoops) i laugh and say im not racist then walk off.... get much drunker, everyone but me Hammer and three guys from loveland who came up leaves. another ****** comes with "excellent" weed... which ends up to be shwag, we get high he try's to tell us what we beleive in everyone gets confused i get in an argument and tell him to remove his personage from my housage. next week i quit my job cuz i am partiying in loveland an dont show up for work, i come back with no job... get drunk every weekend and half the weekdays. much loose sex with loose women goes on... much smokage, drinkage and shroomage proceeds. i end up with a very young but cute 16 yr old obsessed with me which i cant seem to get rid of... we have another party she comes with her friends, we get wasted go to bedroom... doobeedoo.... she leaves, i go into living room to find.... EVERCLEAR! i take 3 doubleshots... go outside and walk accross the balcony wall... which is two story's up and 1 foot wide.... i am not sure how i accomplished this. and i remember nothing og the following proceedings of that night except for a very tasty burger, my roomate and some chick throwing up together in the same toilett... next day my jeep is moved and i am told that i somehow managed to drive accross town to recieve food from a drivethrough vender known as "hardees" :) (by the way... the monster thickurger kicks ass when your wasted) next week i go riding... come back the next night and one spic is gone, my speakers are blown and i am missing $80 dollars and 7 movies of my collection, as well as my three favorite shirts and my fifth favorite shirt.... (f*cking bastard). the same proceeds as far as drinking and so forth for two more weeks.... i decide thats im sick of being wasted and i have not yet found a job. we go waterballooning from my friends car (which we f*cked up when we got chased by snapping the axle, cv joint, and f*cking everything in that general region right there up) get a ride back to my place and then water balloon cars till 6:30 AM. we hit a very angry taxi man as well as a paramedic and had the cops called i dont know how many times. two days later we do the same during the day... i hit a mail truck and end with a $200 ticket for malicious mischief. we decide to move home. by this time me and the Ham have f*cked up the house so bad the damage deposit is never gonna get returned :9 so many holes! and windows broken, etc) i forgot to mention in there that we frquently went out and walked around town and went trhough the train station where we discovered that many a brand new car goes through there in those train and that they are close enough that a screwdriver will f*ck THEM UP! also we broke into several places got on alot of building and ran from alot of angry people.... cheyennes cemetary is a nice place to hide just so youknow. anyways... so we tell our roomates that we are leaving to go to breckenridge for 4 days and that upon returning we will fix all those holes we put in the wall... (they had been yelling at us forever, and were gonna kick us out soon if we didnt fix them) sucks for them cuz now they are gonna be way short on rent. i also forgot to mention that the roof started leaking the week after we moved in and when the were repairing it they started the insulation on fire right above our apartment and the fire departent came and f*cked up a bunch of our shi*t with all that water. this was the week before we left. so now i am back home... two days now... and i remember why i left.... decided i didnt want anymore alchohol or drugs when i was on my own... or loose women (i wanted a tight one) now i remember why i wanted out in the first place.... i still cant decie which was the worst decision i ever made... moving out... or moving back?
