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DB_Cooper wrote a comment on Mr.King's Profile . Posted on Apr 01, 2008

Happy b-day dude

DB_Cooper wrote a comment on BigAiriceboarder's Profile . Posted on Mar 26, 2008

What does mmmbop stand for? Or is like a humming mmmbop?

DB_Cooper wrote a comment on sjbiel's Profile . Posted on Mar 25, 2008

Colorado has pretty bad snow from June to August, but then again, so do most places. Try to mission it up to Oregon. They have the best Summer snow I have ever seen!

DB_Cooper has updated his About Me. Posted on Mar 25, 2008

DB_Cooper has created a new forum topic Oh, Mrs. Hillary Clinton. Posted on Mar 24, 2008

Sniper fire, huh?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=It6JN7ALF7Y

DB_Cooper has created a new forum topic Airborne is getting sued!!!. Posted on Mar 20, 2008

I swear to god this is not a rick roll. Wait through the advertisement. It turns out it doesn't help with your cold what so ever. http://www.yahoo.com/s/823709

P.S. Sorry for the weird text. Don't have time to fix it right now.

DB_Cooper has updated his About Me. Posted on Mar 05, 2008

DB_Cooper and are now friends. Posted on Mar 05, 2008

DB_Cooper has updated his About Me. Posted on Mar 04, 2008

DB_Cooper wrote a comment on jenny_girl18's Profile . Posted on Mar 04, 2008

Hey, just stopped by to say hi.

DB_Cooper has updated his Snowboard Info. Posted on Mar 02, 2008

DB_Cooper and SpecialKalltheway are now friends. Posted on Feb 27, 2008

DB_Cooper wrote a comment on BigAiriceboarder's Profile . Posted on Feb 24, 2008

Well streaking is my favorite animal so... Jesus f*cking christ! What am I saying? Ugh.

DB_Cooper and are now friends. Posted on Feb 15, 2008

DB_Cooper is now a Core Member . Posted on Feb 12, 2008

DB_Cooper wrote a comment on palidon11's Profile . Posted on Jan 31, 2008

Hey dude, it's been a while. How are you doing?

DB_Cooper wrote a comment on christofski's Profile . Posted on Jan 29, 2008

Welcome back!

DB_Cooper has created a new forum topic You laugh you loose. Posted on Jan 22, 2008

Bigairiceboarder started one of this in the the General Section a couple of months ago. Lets start another.

DB_Cooper has created a new forum topic Best Online Game EVER!. Posted on Jan 21, 2008

I am addicted to this game. I swear on my life it is not a rick roll. Check the "How to Play" section to get the full experience. http://www.rawkins.com/games/do2/

If you want, post some other fun games that you enjoy.

DB_Cooper has created a new forum topic Funniest thing you've seen in.... Posted on Jan 17, 2008

a porno.

I'll start, I've seen a woman get donkey punched with a toaster.

DB_Cooper wrote a comment on BigAiriceboarder's Profile . Posted on Jan 16, 2008

Poor Peter... he can't resist the ladies for shi*t.

DB_Cooper has created a new forum topic Shaun White, raped by his limo driver.... Posted on Jan 12, 2008

Pretty funny shit. Supposedly he was getting picked up at the airport and about twenty minutes into the drive home, the driver, a large 260 pound African-American man, proceeded to hold Shaun White down and anally attack him. For article fallows: http://www.lat34.com/snowboard/shaun_white_6

DB_Cooper has updated his About Me. Posted on Jan 11, 2008

DB_Cooper wrote a comment on insaneintheshane's Profile . Posted on Jan 08, 2008

Okay, I came up with two names for the band... 1: Scuba Ninjas and 2: Sharks with Knives

DB_Cooper has changed his status to enjoying a juicy panda steak. Posted on Jan 08, 2008

DB_Cooper has created a new forum topic Be Kind Rewind. Posted on Jan 04, 2008

Did anyone else see the commercials for it? I think it looks pretty good. I'm not a huge Jack Black fan, but I enjoy Mos Def as an actor... So yeah. Tell me what you guys think.

DB_Cooper has created a new forum topic How to shower correctly. Posted on Dec 26, 2007

How To Shower

Like A Woman

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your boyfriend/husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror and stick out your gut so that you can complain and whine even more about how you're getting fat.
Get in the shower. Look for facecloth, armcloth, legcloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again with Cucumbers and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
Condition your hair with Cucumber and Lamfrey conditioner enhanced with natural crocus oil. Leave on hair for fifteen minutes.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red raw.
Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair (this takes at least fifteen minutes as you must make sure that it has all come off).
Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini area but decide to get it waxed instead.
Scream loudly when your boyfriend/husband flushes the toilet and you lose the water pressure.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small African country. Wrap hair in super absorbent second towel.
Check entire body for the remotest sign of a zit. Attack with nails/tweezers if found.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.